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Thursday 17 July 2014

Photo: See what a white man is doing in public in Lagos

Pic taken this morning at the bridge linking Third Mainland to Obalende. Imagine this?

168 comments:

Millypee said...

Kaaaai! Oyinbo.....

Anonymous said...

This na hungry INDIAN no be white be dis

Anonymous said...

This na hungry INDIAN no be white be dis

Anonymous said...

UNA DEY DO AM TOO. AS U VALUE UR PLACE SAME WILL B REPLICATED BY OTHERS!!!

Anonymous said...

If Nigerian's don't value their own country, why should foreigners? Let him urinate more!

Anonymous said...

If Nigerian's don't value their own country, why should foreigners? Let him urinate more!

Ope Careem said...

Can we do this in their own country? well i no blame d poor man....

Unknown said...

Can u imagine?

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Looolz he's a fast learner. He learnt from the masters.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

imagine nothing abeg. What do you expect when we're champions in d act? When u get to Rome behave like d Romans. shikena

Debbie Chelsea said...

Hahahahahhaha...just imagine

Peter said...

He needs be arrested at once.....well he would havelearnt that stupid habit from our so called blacks who refuse to respect Nigerian enviroment

Anonymous said...

Seriously I Don'† Blame †ђƹ Guy, This Is What Most 9jerians Do Λπϑ Nothing Happens, So He's Imbibing Our Culture. (Linda's Man)

Justyswt said...

Can u imagine that? And u dare not try this in their country o. Mtchewwwww.

Anonymous said...

very very rong no black man ll ever do such tin in abroad...bcs u ll be scared of cops and street camera. @funmimy

Anonymous said...

I don't blame the man oooo, our governments don't provide toilets for public use. There are toilets everywhere you go in Europe. The few toilets we have in garages have been taken over by area boys, they are really really dirty and they stink. In fact, the smell can make you sick.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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We don teach am wassup....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

summyTee said...

Seen...Nxt pls

Anonymous said...

Whose fault? its our fault. This is a norm here, why are you now angry a white man is doing it. Attack the problem from the root or just chill.

Gist arena said...

Do i even blame the white man, this is what he has been seeing people doing in public in our country, so he decided to follow the trend

Anonymous said...

they can come piss on our roads but if u try am for their own country, na to charge to Court o

Anonymous said...

Lol

Toronto Finest said...

No biggie. .. I do that in their country too but not in the day time tho lol

ary said...

When in Rome.

Anonymous said...

BLAME IT ON BAD ROADS,SLOW TRAFFIC,NO WHERE IN D WORLD HUMANS BE ON TRAFFIC FOR HOURS WITHOUT SEEING THE LIKE,

Nelly Dee said...

na we teach am, why una dey complain. make the man release am abeg , make better breeze blow am for body.

hold up everywhere, public toilet no dey? haba - allow oyinbo oh

Walata said...

White man is a human being, this can also happen in their country, but personally I dnt like seeing ppl pee in public whether black man, white man, white woman or black woman it is just disgusting

Tbengz said...

They have public toilet almost everywhere in their country. If ur government could Provide public toilet, trust me they would use.

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

My friend that in their country and he was called Monkey

Anonymous said...

The case of when you are in Rome, you do as the Romans do. Do you blame him?

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

not funny...nkemdirimeverista111@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Why is everybody on this blog being so racist??? Nigerian men do exactly the same thing too and nobody complains!

Anonymous said...

The gave a sign we COULD NOT interpret it. They spoke it out we COULD NOT understand it.
Now they are ACTING IN OUT for us and drumming it into our ears that this part of the word is a dumping ground.

Anonymous said...

Why are all of you complaining. Are there any road side conveniences along 3rd main land. Focus on the issue not whether his black or white. It could happen to anyone who has urgent need to answer the call of nature.

Unknown said...

LooooL

Amarachukwu. said...

A black man can't try this in their country oh,imagine the nonsense.

Boss said...

Nth to imagine, normal

Anonymous said...

Do u xpect d man 2 wait God knws hw long 2 get 2 his destination b4 he tks a leak? Moreova d whole 9ja s dirty n dis s wat he he sees 9ja pple do. Thr s a saying 'if u use ur gold plate as a dustbin pple wil do d same but if u cherish ur wooden plate pple wil do d same......U cnt do dis in d western world bcos they kp everywhr clean n thr r restrooms everywhr.

Anonymous said...

Arrest this bagger, what an indignant defeacation of our streets. Could anyone try this in Uk?

Juliebabe said...

But funny enough we don't have public toilets, so i don't blame him

Her Excellency said...

He's actually imitating what we do....is it not what our Nigeria men shamelessly do in public. Abeg free him,as far as Nigeria is concerned its allowed.

CHERRY said...

Not his fault.

ojerecordz3@gmail.com said...

make una allow these man to release Amidst encomiums nd eulogies situation wea he day dat tym lol....if na oyibo land dem go depot us...but as for our great nation..dat man don turn comedian lol free nation enjoy it my man

michy said...

How ironic!!!

Bianca Bruno said...

Ehen. U pple taught him na.
He is a fast learner.
A country where there is no law
Smh

Unknown said...

HE HAS A WHITE SKIN BUT CERTAINLY NOT A WHITE BRAIN........
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Moye B

Unknown said...

Imagine Wht? No be like we dey do? Abegi make I hear word jare.

Unknown said...

I don't blame this stupid Lebanese man o, is wat he use to see around Lagos, then he joined the queue. But is very bad idea. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥ 

Anonymous said...

chai, there is God oooo

Anonymous said...

catch am!!!!!!! hahahahaha.... #Doro Classy#

Anonymous said...

Yea na! If u are in Rome behave like a Roman, if u are in Nigeria behave like a Nigerian! Abeg leav d man alone

Unknown said...

Lol..this is actually a poor white man who managed to get visa to Nigeria where anytin can happen ,and nobody questions u..

sadie said...

The man was stock in traffic jam for hrs and cudn't hold it anymore. More of Nigerian problem I think.

Anonymous said...

The heading of the post is a bit on the racist side Linda. Its more 'acceptable' to put 'foreigner' than refer to him by the colour of his skin.
Anyway, why is anyone surprised. He saw Nigerians doing it and he is doing it too. Its not a big deal. Like someone rightly said, when in Rome...

Unknown said...

Dat z wat he meant in naija

unbiasednaijadude81 said...

please its nothing its a norm in nigeria,what is special about it why dont we put blacks we see doing same? when in rome behave like the romans.

Anonymous said...

Bonario! Ur sense of humour tho

#King said...

Linda abeg leave d guy..will he pee on himself..looool..he was pressed na..................................#KingOfKings

Unknown said...

what do you expect linda,when he gets to see it everyday.he sees people doing it and felt it is right,shit he cant do in his country,God help us

Man Of God said...

Don't blame him! blame the Lagos traffic dat have become terrible these days! it is just a call of nature! one can't help it

Unknown said...

Linda what do u xpect? d guy na fast lerner.

kunle said...

He can't hold it again. He had to let loose. A case of what our society has showcase.

DOBY DOBY said...

Wat do u expect. . Wen ur in rome u behave like romans.. Nigerians dat ar outside behave well.. so its vice versa. . He wouldn't do that if he's in his country likewise a nig outside wouldn't do dat

Chikaka said...

I see them on the motorway - M4, M25 and M1 everyday doing it. No biggie. The world is a man's toilet and there's no stooping for them.

Angie Cape said...

When you go to Rome, you act like the Romans.
Oyinbo no be human being?
Abeg, free the guy Jare!


*My R1.50c comment*

Unknown said...

Na wah oooo.

Anonymous said...

bladder abt 2 burst...no time...but

Hype9ja.com said...

This is gross


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Janelicious said...

Hey i doubt if u read others comments before urs. Cos nobody is being racist here.

Unknown said...

Or maybe na him naija driver tell am say make him do am dere as we no get rules n regulations for najia

Unknown said...

we also do same, he might av seen someone doing so beside him

Anonymous said...

Exactly if you filthy men can pee on the road why can't he? Plus if he has postrate, then or Lagos traffic won't help matters

Unknown said...

Lawlessness at its peak. can he do such in his land? we gave them too much 'freedom' here.... Visit segunakinleye.blogspot.com for the latest news, gossips, opinions and commentaries.

DmitriYakov said...

He's seen Nigerians do it, why won't he copy. Free him abeg

Anonymous said...

Those who live in Rome act like the Romans

Anonymous said...

na wa...love2nicee@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Fake oyibo,if i catch you....

Unknown said...

Fake oyibo,if i catch you......

Anonymous said...

Why not nahhhh?
When in Rome, act as the Romans. Heh heh heh...

Anonymous said...

That is the prove i need that no one is BORN civilized. The environment is what civilizes. There are no public restrooms, so a white man takes a leak at the roadside. There are public restrooms, a black man goes into one of them to take his leak.

ND said...

well i dot blame him, i blamed we Nigerians, we dot have regards for our country,its cal see finish. can he try dis rubbish in dis country.
leadership by example.

Anonymous said...

MAKE ALL OF UNA SHUT UP. THE GUY HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DO THIS COS WE NIGERIANS DO IT TO. HE IS ONLY DOING WHAT HE HAS SEEN HOWEVER HE MAY HAVE A WEEK BLADDER AND NEEDED TO GO URGENTLY. THAT BEING SAID,KNOWING OUR COUNTRY IS LAW LESS WHY WOULDN'T HE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT? ABEG LINDA FORWARD MARCH BIKO NEXT TORY.

Anonymous said...

when you are in rome you behave like the romans,immediately u leave murtala mohammed u use your brain as u come back naija u continue,abeg leave the man jare...........

Anonymous said...

Imagine u do dat in their country, u go know wia u dey cool ur sef now.

Unknown said...

I GUESS THE WHITE MAN IS ONE OF THOSE AMERICANS SENT TO NIGERIA TO MAKE P**CE RAIN....LOL! WHAT A DISGUSTING ACT THOUGH

Unknown said...

Why is this one different? the liquid content is the same with the one of a naija man all around Obalende. why wnt this useless albino white man pee when all over naija an idiot will point his 3rd leg to splash his liquid content at every conner.

Unknown said...

LOLZ, THE WHITE CANT HOLD IT NOMORE.....NATURE IS CALLING!

Anonymous said...

is not his fault they see us doing it, they copy from it

jm said...

e they traffic, piss hook am....wetin e go do?

Coquette x said...

Well...Nigeria has made it ok. Loll Nigerian men are even comfortable enough to wait for "the shake" and will sometimes choose a wall over a perfectly good and present restroom.

Anonymous said...

Na so

Unknown said...

that is what he sees Nigerians do, so he doesnt see any wrong with doing it.
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SVC said...

Funny! We Nigerians lead others follow.. IT İŞ WELL

Anonymous said...

I don't blame the poor man. He's just following the maxim of when you are in Rome, act, talk, walk, eat, 'PISS', etc. like the Romans. Don't we Nigerians do it too. Shikena!

Anonymous said...

He should urinate on himself on 3rd mainland bridge horrible traffic cos he is "oyinbo" ba, MTSCHEEEEWWW!!!

Anonymous said...

wats there to imagine? when traffic wants to shift his bladder to sambisa forest + we self behave worst

Anonymous said...

I see your point. It's bothersome when the foreigner comes in and literally pisses on the country. He knows he'd get arrested if he were to do it in his own country but does it in Nigeria. What else is he doing that's socially unacceptable in his world but good enough in "the third world"?

Unknown said...

for crying out loud he was pressed and only answered the call of nature...if he could help it he would..no one enjoys urinating outside,or would it be better he peed on his panties...

Anonymous said...

whose fault? we showed them the way that we are indiscipline. he dare not try that in his country. this is a food for thought for us all

Anonymous said...

whose fault? we showed them the way that we are indiscipline. he dare not try that in his country. this is a food for thought for us all

Anonymous said...

To me this aint funny and no big deal here,the guy was so pressed and stucked in traffic,he couldnt have urinate over his body and there are no public toilets around....So many Nigerians do it on third mainland bridge sef..

REXOVIC said...

God help us in this country!

Anonymous said...

Make una go sidon! With the crazy traffic jam una want make him piss for body??

Anonymous said...

Big fucking deal!..when a man needs to go, he needs to go.. look at the state of the bridge for Christ sake. Why won't he pee there? I doubt his pee is able to inflict further damage on the derelict bridge .and for all those self righteous people saying he won't do that in his country; of course he won't. There are proper public toilets, actual laws and consequences unlike this ridiculous jungle called Nigeria. We had better channel our anger in the right direction. ..at the stupid leaders we have who continue to steal with impunity, public funds meant for the development of our infrastructure including public toilets n better maintained bridges.. Next

Unknown said...

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@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Shud he pee in his car? Nigeria has No public toilet, not to talk of d toilet been clean enough to use...if u ask me, His done nothing against any Law...xo free him.

Anonymous said...

Does Lagos have public toilet where one can ease themselves....what is govt of Lagos state doing in respect of building public toilets?????????? In may world class cities, you have public to ease oneself....

Unknown said...

well i won't blame him cos when u are in rome u behave like a roman. Lol

Unknown said...

they should cut his penis.charlie oshi

Faith Ogaga said...

Its wat d 9gerian men has shown him and he's actually copying it ...end of story!

Adebimpe said...

He probably saw a black man do the same without any consequence...& he is like "why not"...Lol...buh seriously that not right whiteman...Go pee on the road in ya country!

Unknown said...

People do this anywhere in the world too and not because its a particular country.Not every thing is because we are "BlackS or Nigerians" When wee wee catch you strong, you can even do it in front of Obama.

Anonymous said...

One cannot blame him. He sees the citizens doing same and so sees nothing wrong in it. When in Rome behave like the Romans. Can any Nigerian do this abroad? No, because you will be fined.

Anonymous said...

When you're in Nigeria you beheave like a Nigerian. If ure in India you learn to eat curry ,in England fish nd chips in Nigeria........ Same goes. Sorry folks.

Anonymous said...

Shut up ass licker

Dee Brown said...

white people are barbaric.i'm sure he's briton

Anonymous said...

No because they have public toilets

Anonymous said...

The man may be white but he is likely European Nigerian or American Nigerian.

Unknown said...

Its a pity that everything goes in Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

Looool! Chaiii dis 1 na Naija white oooo. Abeg make una leave am. Welcome home bro. Kunlexy

Anonymous said...

He did what he saw people doing..Abeg leave hiim!

Anonymous said...

Nature call, he's nt different frm us. Pretex4luv@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Wetin u wan make he do, piss on himself?!

Aby said...

Do you blame him? When the Govt will not put things in place to make life easy for the citizenry.

And besides, he had seen Nigerians do it severally. so, what do you expect?

Peter said...

shit

Peter said...

shit

Peter said...

shit

akbarladidepo said...

when u sell urself cheap, u dont expect to be bought expensive.

Anonymous said...

Why cant he do it right there,we never made a provision for such issues,the ones we have are in the garage surrounded with the worst odour,well I hope the man mess join the pissing bcos they come together. I wonder fopr how long he endured it. Piss on Oyibo.

Unknown said...

Am not surprise,dats wat he sees pple doing on a daily basis.when you re in American u behave like d americans,when u dey naija u behave lyk 1

antonia said...

When in Rome...

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately you cannot tell the man's identity from this picture. So that defeats any chance of prosecuting him.

Chinweude said...

So how many of us have not done this before?

Youa are in go slow/grid lock on eko or third mainland and need to really go, what options do you have? Open the car door, squat and release!

Anonymous said...

What are we 'imagining.' It's a crime because he is an oyibo? Isn't that the order of the day with us? Please enough of the double standard.

Unknown said...

No big deal there, besides there is no law in nigeria that says don't urinate on third mainland bridge.

Anonymous said...

DIS MAN GET LIVER OOO...he cun dey do am whr pple go c am well well...if 2 sey fashola catch am...dem go deport am nii...abi shey dem no dey deport white man nii

Unknown said...

LMAO..as e dey hot...


C.E.O

Anonymous said...

Can you do that in your country Mschew.

Dlapikin said...

The man is old, probably has a bladder issue. Do you have decent public toilets as they do in his country? Don't you do the same?

Unknown said...

WHAT IS THERE...HE NEEDS TO ANSWER THE CALL OF NATURE...SO?

Olubukola Ozone said...

U go blame am? In thr country, thr ar provisions for conditions like dis, but in ours'? 'Urinate in a bottle and drink it if u so pls' is our take

MY TURN said...

This is how the west pisses on us

Anonymous said...

Your bridge is dirty as a gutter. Don't mind the poster. Is this how the bridges in overseas look. Nigeria is very dirty.

Shanks said...

Lol. You wicked sha.

ebonyz said...

You can't blame the man. Our fellew Nigerian men do it too nah, moreover, there is no provision for such situation

Anonymous said...

He only pee'd, that's even small. When we cant control ourselves how do we expect others to?

Like Michael Jackson said, be the change that you want to see.

Naija Blog Queen Olofofo said...

Leave the guy o.simply following the adage,when in Rome..lol

james isaac udoh said...

Linda, Imagine what ?
The man saw what Nigerians do so he followed the same way. If you respect yourself people will respect you.No law for Nigeria!

APPLE said...

The way you said it is wrong Linda, imagine if it was a white man that said see what a black man is doing we will scream racism !!! He did it because they know it is allowed.

Anonymous said...

there is no public toilets in Nigeria.

mariamah said...

What do you expect, we do worse, so how do you want a foreigner to appreciate your country.

Anonymous said...

With Lagos traffic person fit shit and bath for road before him reach destination. Abeg no blame the man cos bladder discomfort no know skin color

Anonymous said...

looll..patoswife@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Hahaha oyinbo pepper, I catch u...but seriously it wat u guys taught him now
.poor man, thank God is real face was not captured

Anonymous said...

pray you do not get chronic Diabetics...you will urinate anywhere...I feel so sorry for the sick..please let the white man be..

AMIJEZ said...

Lebanese man. This one no be better oyibo. A real oyibo man cannot do this even when he is outside his country.

NaNcY DreW said...

Exactly no clean public toilets no toilets @ all,here's wat me and my friends do wen driving tru d main land bridge or Ajah road we stuck up ragolis bottle and takeaway platics 4rm resturants in vi or food joint, pea in it cova and fling it tru d window. Shikena

Anonymous said...

Lagos traffic after 2 hrs ...try holding your bladder.

Anonymous said...

There nothing wrong as long as its Nigeria.
Cooldavoe@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

erm, you all do it...he learned

Anonymous said...

Did you see urine on the floor
the man was masturbating
or may be he was scratching his men...

Anonymous said...

when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd. May be he taught that's our culture too

Nusitech said...

What? you wan make him pee on himself? Oh! my bad he should have used the public toilet.

Anonymous said...

He's only taking a leek una dey comlain, what if he needed to take a crap...

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