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Saturday, 16 May 2015

Toolz shares an interesting story

The OAP shared this story on instagram. The part where the girl took his fuel after beating him up ...all 50litres, cracked me up. So, what should he do?

111 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Touching story

Davido's driver said...

He shud just pray

lara said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha, funny, fuel scarcity

Unknown said...

50litres?? Na wheelbarrow she use carry am???..lol

Naija Yankee Boy said...

Get her arrested. She's a psycho. Nothing demands violence. What happened to dialogue? She's crazy. Break up with her.

Unknown said...

Dunno

IBK OF GOD said...

Lol @ fuel...d babe went too far anyways

STERN said...

Lol...so fuel is now a very important commodity.

Bokunor said...

Lol, if u ask me na who I go ask?

Unknown said...

One helluva story...hahahaaha!!! The fuel part got me in stitches. Is she by chance related to Mike Tyson ni? The story doesn't sound real though. Back to the question, what he needs to do is tell us the real version mbok! We can take it up from there..:)

Unknown said...

He should just 4get abt d girl,i hate wen ladies destroy dre bf properties when they have issues

Unknown said...

He should better start begging the girl from her ancestors o! because with all this things he mention, she must be an action lady, he deserves it sef

Unknown said...

Ok

Unknown said...

Ask google...

Unknown said...

Omorogun is called 'turning stick' in English...

Unknown said...

He should beg the girl like a mumu that he is.

Hamidah Mahmud said...

Ayah

Manuel Kunmi said...

The petrol she took thoe....looooooool

Chris said...

That's Domestic Violence, He should report the girl immediately to the nearest Police Station

Unknown said...

I think the girl went too far jare! They are only dating, unless if she's the one paying his bills.

Unknown said...

He should fuck off he deserved it no light for him for awhile now

Unknown said...

Sharply broke up frm her least he turned to punching for d lady when they get married.

A broken r/ship is far better than broken marriage.

Unknown said...

Took the fuel and do what with it?
*confused*

Alloy Chikezie said...

Jamb question!

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obietrezy said...

He should tell her to kill him.......... Jor oh

obietrezy said...

He should tell her to kill him so everything would balance.......... Jor oh

Gbenga said...

Beat the living breath out of her!

Golda Awosika said...

Lol, oh my goodness! Dat babe is so strong. I mn lyk il kill d gal 1st den gv him "heavenly beating"
#*Karlishah*

Unknown said...

Which one hurt him the more? His broken nose, the tv,ps4, his car windscreen or the 50ltrs fuel because I no understand the fuel own for this matter

Unknown said...

He shld go and treat himself afta all he cheated on his gf

Lib freak

Bokunor said...

Dats turning garri, lolz, funi indeed

Unknown said...

Lmao.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

He should let the girl go in peace, intact he should report it to police, this is domestic violence against the guy.
Imagine she even broke his nose, is she the mother?

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

S.M.K said...

Nt cheat again....#LibAddict

ADAOBI said...

Nothing,,,,we galz are psychos...dnt mess wit our feelings

Anonymous said...

kill her.

Jules said...

Uhmmmm...please wait lemme ask iffa

Unknown said...

Serves him right. Listened in on Friday wen he called asking 4her 2 return his fuel so he can go 2work. Dat he has never seen dis crazy side of her b4 bla bla bla..how she only cries n den goes 2her own flat wenever he cheats or offends her n he buys stuff n begs her 2com bk 2d flat dey share. But now u hav obviously bitten more dan u can chew n her last straw at dat. Y on earth would u bring anoda bitch 2 an apartment u share wit ur gf? No respect n remorse. She 4 use d pestle break ur legs n head join. As 4d fuel, if I b d chic, return fire!..i go take am on gen watch crime investigation "women who kill"...oniranu omo ale jati jati

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Unknown said...

It serves him right! Dat his ex gal is my kinda gal

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm!!! His girl friend is too temperamental!!! He should just give her a break to kool off first!!!

Debbie Chelsea said...

Cheat just learn how to control ur Junior..

Anonymous said...

Just leave her to go nd I mean final GO!, no calling, picking or even replying msgs frm her! Cos she can kill

Unchained said...

In all fairness, he deserved the beating the other extra stuff, but taking the FUEL is inhumane. Thats just the height of wickedness.lmao.!!

ASAMPOKOTO said...

Standing ovation for this babe. Why did she beat the side chick though

Vizboy said...

This one is strong.

For me nothing like forgiveness here oh.


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Juleslouis said...

What should he do?v he should go to d hospital and fix his broken nose first. Lmao! That babe harsh o!

Anonymous said...

So Toolz with her big curves and sophisticated disposition writes like a pry sch kid? Lol all this so cal'd Eko&Abuja big gals, una spoken English de turn to jamb wen it's time to write lol.... So tell Omo that he shld went away for work this time, heal his wounds and come back a few days early, it is pass

amy said...

Lol the girl needs fuel more than she wants the guy.

Anonymous said...

Beg her to return the 50liters of fuel

Subomi said...

whats there to do, buy another 50 ltrs and move on with ya life, you messed up

Anonymous said...

Would it crack you up if it was the man that beat her and took her fuel?

Anonymous said...

fix his broken nose

Unknown said...

Olodo its pestle and you say you sch for uk smh.. Onpe jare, why he carry olosho?

Unknown said...

lol... He should go back and plead for the fuel. cos its the most important thing now.

Unknown said...

Hahaha. He should learn to stop getting freaky with anoda babe dat isn't his.

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Amy N. said...

First of all, go fix your nose
Then is there is money for fuel/if there is fuel :
Fix car, TV and PS4
If there is no fuel, then no point fixing the car and tv!

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

He shld forever remain silent. Lol

Unknown said...

Da fuck is 'omorogun'?
Fuck the retarded Dame @Breaking his ps4#

Anonymous said...

I really think that Toolz is talking about her man. You remember the picture of her boyfriend abi na fiancé on another web site hugging and dancing with another chick? Everyone was commenting about that picture. Toolz is talking about her man and another woman but using style to pretend it's some random "caller.

Unknown said...

Hahahahha.. the fuel part is funny abeg..ah don laugh dead

Anonymous said...

So he's asking 4 advice now? Why didn't he ask 4 advice wen he wanted 2 Fuck anoda woman, Oloriburuku Oshi

Anonymous said...

He cheated, he should deal wit d consequences

Davido's driver said...


*congrats davido God bless your new bundle of joy**

Anonymous said...

Lmao! E fit am.

Unknown said...

Double standards. Now because it's a woman that beat up a man everyone is laughing about it and saying he deserves it.

If a man had beaten a woman up under similar circumstances would you, Linda, be laughing about it? Would your readers be saying he deserves it? What if he had reacted and broke her nose in return would it still be funny?

Domestic abuse goes both ways. Lots of men get terrorised by their wives but are ashamed to come out because of how society would react.

Don't be a hypocrite.

ary said...

How did she carry 50litres of fuel?! LOL the guy got what he deserved, he will never cheat again after he replaces all he lost and treats his wound. Randy goat.

Doris said...

Umm..God help ur wife or girl.

Anonymous said...

Our attitude to domestic violence when it comes to ladies is appalling. We should frown at it in all its form. Some people are even on here, saying he deserves it. What if while hitting with d "omorogun" he had died would it still be this much fun for everyone?

Anonymous said...

Toolz with all your years in Uk you should know omorogun is akin to ladle(to improvise) This story is fake,no chick can lift 50litres of PMS even mama Alli.

Anonymous said...

Its called a spatula

Anonymous said...

It's called a spatula

Anonymous said...

So u insulted Toolz n then u come gbagaun on top...God dey o. *went away for work?*

Unknown said...

This happened in Nigeria? Where police no go do anything if you beat life comot her body. The story fake or the nigga a pussy.

Anonymous said...

Man-beater...He better run for his life,Don't stay in an abusive relationship,if this woman kills you, who will take care of your children? Be wise, Men. Be wise!

berry said...

She shlda evn burnt his car silly dude

Anonymous said...

It's funny because it happened to a MAN. What if a man caught his girlfriend cheating would it then be appropriate if he reacts the same way.he would be called an animal and also get locked up.but a woman would be applauded when she reacts the same way and the situation would be termed as FUNNY.society and it's double standards

Anonymous said...

It's ok to destroys his properties and steal his fuel because he's a MAN.but we have numerous ladies who cheat on their boyfriends on a daily basis yet the men accept their fates and move on.i hope the men start reacting the same way.

Anonymous said...

Funny though but here's a funny thing I did I must confess to. I slept with a girl on her wedding eve, she claimed she was going to d tailors and came to my hotel room close by. I also slept with her the day after her wedding when she claimed to go visit her mom. Nigerian girls these days are terrible sha.....but me sef....

Anonymous said...

It's ok to destroys his properties and steal his fuel because he's a MAN.but we have numerous ladies who cheat on their boyfriends on a daily basis yet the men accept their fates and move on.i hope the men start reacting the same way.

Diamond said...

Lol, I love dis comment

amy said...

Lmao nice one!

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Unknown said...

Lol, very funny indeed! I actually listened to the show

Anonymous said...

Of course Linda, it 'cracked you up'. If this was a man you will be the first to condemn him with your hyperbolic headlines. Smh this is domestic violence that should be frowned upon not laughed on. Nothing is funny in a man receiving such treatment. If it was a man that did this to a woman for cheating...you people will be shouting 'is it not just cheating'....'is it by force'...'is he her mother'...'he must have done something for her to cheat anyway'...but now that it's a man ALL of that has gone out of the window and instead it's funny. Self aclaimed feminists find it funny too and in fact they are hailing her, calling her 'sharp babe'...somebody that should be in prison. We women shout 'gender equality' but until we make life a give and take and give consequences equally all that feminism stuff would be a joke because gender roles and expectations will continue to be reiterated. You should be passing the right messages to your naive readers not join the madness!

Joizzy Joel said...

She just wanna make sure he is hurt jst lyk she is,,,cus there no way he nt gona be hurt after all dis..that serves him right though, men re nt jst gona stop cheating even if they re dating the most beautiful...with their dirty mentality "we re polygamous in nature"..Gush!!

Unknown said...

For me o,nothing pain me reach the fuel when dem wan waste put for the matter. So please Toolz,tell the guy to bring me the fuel,that settles it all
...NA ZO

mzmaris said...

He's living with her...yet she broke his tv and ps......i dnt get did he like move in with her like ladies do but instead of clothes came with his toys?....cos ur story makes no sense

Anonymous said...

She is stupid heard this gist a while ago she stole it from somewhere try heard nxt time

Anonymous said...

Full trying act like she real ,kmt omorogun is simply called a turner

Unknown said...

Well sed

Unknown said...

D guy fucked up big time mostly bringing another lady to d house of d gf dat is housing him.

Dis is foolishness@its peak. D gf would have broke his head, and nose together.

SMURF said...

Omorugon is called a spatula

Unknown said...

Well think is a comedy, my question is wat was he looking wen d lady went dat far?u knew u don't have strength for troubles y did u dig it out.can't advise u coz u know ur wrong.y seeking for wat to do.AaOYO is ur case

Unknown said...

Y did u go for anoda wen u know that u don't have strength for troubles.

Anonymous said...

i swear to God if am d guy...after she had broke my Ps4 even if is ps1 and the tv, i dnt care abt d car and d fuel, they will think she survived a plane crash or she stole Uefa champions league d way i will beat her...u caught me and i begged u and sent the girl away,i feel ashamed for wat i ave done, if u slap me accepted but not to the extent u destroy my gadgets and break my windscreen dats wat yoruba call arogun omo..destructive child..they are better ways of dealing with someone.

Anonymous said...

it is called Wooden Spoon

She should pay for everything, then you break up with her.
Why are you living together when you're not married? Serves both of you right.
You are such a dog as well.

King said...

You people are hypocrites. If it was a guy that came home, saw his girl with a man and did those, will you say what you just did. Linda, you are always advocating against domestic violence and now that it is a man being beaten, it's okay? Shame on you all

Anonymous said...

Means you deserve her kind of guy!

Unknown said...

Crazy girl...how did sha carry de fuel sef?..lol

lami said...

Hehehehe, she needs the fuel.

Unknown said...

The lady over-reacted and could killed him with the spatula if she had hit real hard. Anyway, he messed up their relationship maybe 'cos he's tired. I guess he should move on.



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Anonymous said...

HE DESERVES IT AND WORSE? LMAO

Big Booty Mechanic said...

Heeey... dont fucking go close to ma Ps and the screen where it's displayed else..i go change am for her..forget say na me cheat jez free my ps console..even though the story was poorly formulated sha

Unknown said...

EASY....DUMP HER BLACK ASS

Anonymous said...

So u took time to bash tools with your horrible English?

Anonymous said...

@toolz... Try spatula(omorogun)

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm a lady dat can lift 50litres I jus pity d guy... Na man be his gal friend

Anonymous said...

I once caught my man with some actress chic n i went totally crazy too, but i did not destroy his stuff. I only torn his room n guest room net cause he wont open the door. Used a long stick to pick the chic's car keys, bra and handbag. Drove off n came back 10mins after then they had open the door. He tried to get in my car n i crushed his leg against a parked car. I seriously feel the Lady's pain but its bad to destory things, doing that means she's not interested in the Relationship anymore. I dont have anything to say to the guy than shame on him. Some of us are just very temperamental all we need to keep doing is pray for God's deliverance.

Anonymous said...

Beg her to return the 50liters of fuel

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