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Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Question of the day - from the Nigerian police

Please tell them...

166 comments:

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Ok..o

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Do we have police in Nigeria???

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Do we have police in Nigeria???

Anonymous said...

Assignment. # oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

beluGod said...

Aunty linda,frm ur statement its obvious u want us to finish dem,,,,bt dem dey try sha,,,just dat bribe ish

Unknown said...

Never call them....


#GodblessNigeria

Anonymous said...

Infinity... hahaha

Unknown said...

Hmn. Please people that have placed calls should respond. This should be fun to read.

Anonymous said...

Infinity... hahaha

Unknown said...

Linda! this one na question for the Gods oooo. 365 days after placing a call, thats if they will attempt to response.

Unknown said...

most inactive force






#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Peejay said...

Zero response time.

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police i hail oooo. Can't stop laughing. Next tin dey wil say na Jona made Nigerian police as dey re. Stupid Nigerians. #oneandonlynwa@gmail.com

BLAQ said...

Not reachable

Unknown said...

Response???? Hian! Ina aju aju? Hello! Hello! Hello! Oh mtn network is bad! You say? Who? Hello? Hello??? **cuts phone** ndi ala.....

Anonymous said...

Ghen Ghen

Unknown said...

most inactive force






#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Unknown said...

"Never" O'clock Prompt.

Unknown said...

Nonsense!

Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
God help our police force.

Unknown said...

Nonsense!

Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
God help our police force.

Ochuko Arhiakpore said...

Police is ur friend


GEJ till 2019

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Anonymous said...

6 days. Okoko

Unknown said...

Nonsense!

Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
God help our police force.

Unknown said...

@NP...U guys aint serious.......wat a questn...Those dat av called dem shud answer










Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB.....

Unknown said...

Nonsense!

Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
God help our police force.

Unknown said...

Surulere, in fact I live beside a police station & response time to distress call is ETERNITY. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Surulere, in fact I live beside a police station & response time to distress call is ETERNITY. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Nonsense!

Nigeria police mak no sense when it come to distress call except 4d efficient one.

D bad one's has made mockery of d good one's.
God help our police force.

Anonymous said...

See as dem be like wetin dem dey take worship amadioha

HAWTTALKWITHTOSAN said...

I will not bother calling if i lived in Nigeria so i cannot answer.

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danny fisiye said...

see hw dem dey stupid men lol see dem inside d uniform

ary said...

Thank goodness I have never had cause to call on y'all, so I will never know.

Juleslouis said...

Never called them before and i pray i don't find myself in any situation that will warrant me calling them. I don't want any police case. Amen.

Unknown said...

Okayy nah question

Unknown said...

atlesat 48hrs...smh for naija police

Unknown said...

Okay lets tweet it.

Unknown said...

O boy,dat middle guy na fine boy ooooo...lwkmd

Vivian Gills said...

haaaa! that is if the number connects now...the person asking should know the response already biko

Anonymous said...

like seriously do we have a police force lol

Unknown said...

Police? hahahahahaha Them dey try now but what is their number?

Via 7E1A4436

Unknown said...

I have never called them tho. But I always hear they come after the showdown to arrest innocent people.

Unknown said...

Police? hahahahahaha Them dey try now but what is their number? Langbasa division

Via 7E1A4436

Unknown said...

Hahahhaha...even waec can't answer it ooo....their response na snell speed..."how many are they, what are they wearing? why type of guns are they holding?....they will sure come, but after the damages have been done...and they will arrest innocent citizens as suspects....hahhaahah


...close up paste please..

KWEEN said...

See the picture Linda used sef. Lool

eka said...

the answer to that question is forever- rivers state especially oyigbo

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Wetin concern me with police when i gat God.. Lolx....
.
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

win said...

Have not had the need to request for police help in Abuja but I know that in the past, their turn around time for some places e.g PH, has not been impressive.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

They're yet to respond to the distress call I gave them since last December when some hoodlums stopped our car in Edo state.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Lol.

The response time is: After the armed robbers have escaped with valuables, life and property.

My location is: Nigeria.

#SaiJonathan

Anonymous said...

This is good. Every agency/organization should get feedback on their services.

Mr G said...

LOL! Abeg make them stop this kind rough play. na joke them dey joke abi na true question be dis wan. I no be joke sha my answer na 0 their response time is "nevuhhh" but if na joke, their response time is 'them dey arrive together with the criminals sef and sometimes operation is simultaneous. Up NPF

Mr G said...

LOL! Abeg make them stop this kind rough play. na joke them dey joke abi na true question be dis wan. I no be joke sha my answer na 0 their response time is "nevuhhh" but if na joke, their response time is 'them dey arrive together with the criminals sef and sometimes operation is simultaneous. Up NPF

Unknown said...

*yawns

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Nigeria police are not reliable and trust worthy. Leave their matter abeg. Samuel_augustina@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Police kwa?!
Do dey exist?....well not in my area o

Unknown said...

Hehehe!! NPF wan Dey srs now......abi why. Dem Dey ask dis kia ?

Anonymous said...

Lol! So they even have an emergency line in the 1st place? And I mean the 3 digit type of emergency line that can easily be memorized like in other advanced contries . I never travel go US before but I know 911 . What's ours?? Lol maybe they sld call ours 419. That'll stick in everybodies brain. Lol. Mac10...

Unknown said...

Lmao.........response time?! How can we calculate response time when the number provided doesn't even connect?! This is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Nigerian police always looking hungry LOL

Unknown said...

Who has watch that movie "commander in chief" after watching it I have come to conclusion that Nigerian need madam president not Oga Jonah or sai buharia


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Unknown said...

Linda this picture u used is crazy funny

Unknown said...

Is like watin for the world to come to an end. As in. Waiting for the trumpet to sound. Am not even sure distress call exist in Ota, Ogun state. FRSC are far better off in distress calls here in Ogun state than the police. All they know how to do here is to run after goods bought from Cotonou!

Unknown said...

When it comes too tackle corrupt ions and also save us from boko ..they are nowhere yo be found mumu

Anonymous said...

Ewoo oooo, e go reach 4 hours oooo or maybe after the attack has been carried out

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Anonymous said...

They never show up anytime they were called...al over Nigeria. @NGPolice Response time is zero zip nada zilch no show!!!

Unknown said...

Is like watin for the world to come to an end. As in. Waiting for the trumpet to sound. Am not even sure distress call exist in Ota, Ogun state. FRSC are far better off in distress calls here in Ogun state than the police. All they know how to do here is to run after goods bought from Cotonou!

Mi said...

With due respect, the police are the worst uniform persons on earth

fresh emmy said...

5%. Very poor

fresh emmy said...

See them looking like zombies!

fresh emmy said...

5%. Very poor

Anonymous said...

I have been blessed enough not to have needed to place a call to them

aproko manager said...

Abeg make dem pack deir face

Unknown said...

Hehehehe. 2/10. gbam!

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Unknown said...

I've not had any issue and I don't wish to have any that would warrant me calling them.. Thank you

Unknown said...

This question won't effect any change mbok!!!!!
Next!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The second coming!

Unknown said...

they always come after one hour. if its a robbery case they will tell u to count d number of thieves.............................#KingOfKings #6God

bella said...

Never O'clock

Austine ihechukwu said...

Hahahaahahahaha the answer depends on wot the distress calls ia abt, if its robbery, it takes a day, if its accident, it takes like 10 to 20mins, if its fighting its abt 5mins lol

Lucky Lu said...

The Avengers

#Luckylualua

Blog It With Olivia said...

Hasn't been encouraging at all. No be for 9ja u go dey for distress come dey call police, u'd just die there

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding or wat? Pls wat is their number

Unknown said...

Very poor. They waste all the important time before coming, or not showing up as mostly is the case.


@Sophia Stephen

Unknown said...

It's like committing suicide





Heaven on Earth

Austin said...

pls who's playing with the npf twitter account??

Unknown said...

Eternity or simply never!

Unknown said...

I no fit laugh oooo...seriously!!! NPF asking about their response time to distress call? Really? This is a big slap on Nigerians. NPF is a failed system with no structure at all. NPF was established, trained and equipped to protect the good citizen of Nigeria. But it is disheartening to note that the training and facilities provided by the tax payers has been used on several occasions to inflict pain on the citizen (I have been both victim and witness to crimes committed by the men of the NPF). I know that there are cases of inadequate funding and infrastructure in the NPF but often times I wonder what the selection process of admitting men and women into the NPF looks like. With ugly and sad experiences I have had with the NPF, I can not but imagine what business some people (officers) have to do in the NPF in the first place. There are lots of pathetic issues surrounding the NPF. The topic up for discussion should not be "response time to distress call" because it is absolutely zero.

Unknown said...

I no fit laugh oooo...seriously!!! NPF asking about their response time to distress call? Really? This is a big slap on Nigerians. NPF is a failed system with no structure at all. NPF was established, trained and equipped to protect the good citizen of Nigeria. But it is disheartening to note that the training and facilities provided by the tax payers has been used on several occasions to inflict pain on the citizen (I have been both victim and witness to crimes committed by the men of the NPF). I know that there are cases of inadequate funding and infrastructure in the NPF but often times I wonder what the selection process of admitting men and women into the NPF looks like. With ugly and sad experiences I have had with the NPF, I can not but imagine what business some people (officers) have to do in the NPF in the first place. There are lots of pathetic issues surrounding the NPF. The topic up for discussion should not be "response time to distress call" because it is absolutely zero.

Gerry said...

Chai aunty linda u 4 look beta picture na. Dese policemen looks hungry especially d 1 in d middle. Dese 1s re police eliza

Unknown said...

1 year

Unknown said...

Do they have a distress call number?? Never knew

Unknown said...

Mek Una tell dem

Anonymous said...

Omo, see question o! The right question should be "Has the NPF ever responded to any distress call in your area before?"

SWAAG said...

The bad thing here is that even to respond this their post on ordinary facebook has taken forever.. They first need to advertise their numbers...either 767 or 121...and say our calls are anonymous.... first things first...

Anonymous said...

Abeg dem don buy fuel for there rickety car finish talkless of response time. Is this a joke or what.
.......................

Tee said...

NIGERIAN POLICE UNA PAPA. LAZY BOOFON. GO PRAY FOR THESE INNOCENT SOULS YOU'VE KILLED. YOUR STUPID INSTITUTION KILLED A FAMILY FRIEND IN 1999 WITH YOUR SILLY EXCUSE (MISTAKEN IDENTITY)- R.I.P CHINEDU

Unknown said...

Forever!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, i'd rather call OPC. Nigeria police will turn you into the criminal.

omobaba said...

Ewo.... I hope you are ready for the responses.

Anonymous said...

100 years. The area is naija county.
Awon ode.

Subomi said...

seriously!!! they want answer to that?

Anonymous said...

Really??????
Are they having a laugh or something. When has d police ever responded?

Anonymous said...

Really??????
Are they having a laugh or something. When has d police ever responded?

Anonymous said...

Really??????
Are they having a laugh or something. When has d police ever responded?

Anonymous said...

They never show up... especially Ikotun police! Or they come 6hrz later

Anonymous said...

No response at all sire...

Anonymous said...

Mtchew

Anonymous said...

on a scale of 0-100% I wil rate dem 0.5%.

KINGING said...

Lol

GALORE said...

Hahaa. ...yeye dey smell..

No be only distress call


Abeg were dem troway my @Ngozi braide go?...AKA....."we are looking into the situation, we are yet to get the necessary information to act upon....Lol



@Galore

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men in action naija police osheee

Unknown said...

Na 2day?

Unknown said...

Like... Never!!!!!

Unknown said...

i dnt get it joor


onyx gf say sao

Anonymous said...

It depends on the arsenal the robbers bring in that scenario, if its alot then response time is ZERO

Anonymous said...

Response time??? Do they ever respond? # "fuel no dey our motor", "the vehicle tire is flat" "go we dey come"........bla bla bla!

Unknown said...

Ogar police known what u are doing ooo

Anonymous said...

People really call them?

Unknown said...

Police is your friend. LIB EMPIRE

Davido's driver said...

2days

Unknown said...

make una first get active distress call quick number, den come back with ur ques

Anonymous said...

Let me LMAO first then I will come back and answer.
...Mama J...

Ugochukwuka said...

Forever

* * commenting live from river ethiope **

Unknown said...

Our policemen looks so hungry, lmao!






Lin Lin my love!

Unknown said...

Una dey mad.. una response time na RIP.. nonsense!

Unknown said...

Hmmmm...

Unknown said...

Meaning.

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Onyx's Girlfriend (he isn't gay pls) said...

If I hear say dem dey respond 2 distress calls. #happyweds

Unknown said...

Police is always police they come when every thing has died down







#Linda's give away

Unknown said...

Calling and waiting for Nigeria police to respond to ur distress call is like committing suicide cus u go old for d waiting and they must surely wait for d coast to clear before they will come and add salt to d injury u hav sustain

Anonymous said...

They never respond and when they do, its double trouble

knowurway.com said...

Police in my former area re after yahoo boys, arm rubbers pushed me in that area, the area re new benin police division benin city, they re terrible police men, if u called them that there is an arm rubbery going on in my area they'll tell u ok that they'll send their men to the area, until the nest day, u won't see any of them. I now relocate to airport road four months ago. I was so amazed @ 2:am, in the night arm rubbers break into my house rubbed me they took away all my phones my LCD plasma tv and my neighbors property, this area re airport road in benin city, from ocoo central area to faith mediplex area, please oh! Police should com to our aid!

Unknown said...

OK O....AKA....FLIP

Unknown said...

Lol. The picture of the officers on foot says everything you need to know about the NPF response time. You go wait die !!!

Unknown said...

@ my place..its ASAP..i give them kudos for it..it doesn't take them upto ten minutes before they make themselves available..it is the DPO that matters and not when we have a programme lime brekete family to report them if they go wrong

Anonymous said...

i no understand what is written there biko

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Unknown said...

Dem go waka come!

Anonymous said...

They don't come at all. They run, hide, take off their uniforms if they sense danger. They are not part of the work force in Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

4:49pm anon. You make me laugh oooo. You talk this one.

Unknown said...

Wait, hold on.............. So we have a police force? I thought d men in black were gatemen

Unknown said...

THe POLICE IS uR FRIeND lmao..no answers sow ie

Sugrish said...

Abeg!!! Nigeria Police are just so silly..Hahahaahahahaha the answer depends on wot the distress calls is abt, if its robbery, it takes a day, if its accident, it takes like 10 to 20mins, if its fighting its abt 5mins, if its yahoo boys, they get there before you breath in Again

Unknown said...

Story story.

Unknown said...

Those hungry looking policeman,

amy said...

ur address nko

Dera said...

3 days after the incident

UNHAPPY NIGERIAN said...

GEJ IS NOT ONLY EXPANDING OUR FREEDOM BY HELPING IMPROVE DEMOCRACY HE IS HELPING US BUILD A DEMOCRATIC NIGERIAN POLICE TOO. THE POLICE ARE MAKING ATTEMPT TO MEET UP TO THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RESPONSIBILITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE, POLICE BRUTALITY IS BEING MANAGED AND JUSTICE IS BEING PURSUED TO IT,S LOGICAL END. AT LEAST THEY NEW NIGERIAN POLICE ARE TRYING TO SERVE US NIGERIANS. ALL INSTILLED UNDER GEJ. MY PEOPLE PLEASE LET US ALL VOTE WISELY SO THAT WE WILL NOT LOOSE WHAT GEJ HAS HELPED US GAIN. VOTE GEJ, VOTE NIGERIAN POLICE, VOTE PDP, VOTE FORWARD NIGERIA & ABOVE ALL VOTE NIGERIA. AND WE PROCLAIM BACKWARDS NEVER AGAIN I STILL REMEMBER THE NIGERIAN POLICE OF 1983-85 UNDER BUHARI, I SAY MAY WE NEVER SEE THAT NIGERIAN POLICE EVER AGAIN IN NIGERIA MY PEOPLE. FORWARD EVER AND BACKWARDS NEVER NIGERIA. VOTE WISELY, VOTE GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.

Unknown said...

@Linda they have improved a bit if we are to be honest but still very poor. average response time is 15 to 20 mins after armed robbers have left

Unknown said...

Takes 10hrs to respond to detress call #no fuel in our vehicle

Anonymous said...

For Port Harcourt, they do not show up

Unknown said...

If this is a real picture of police and not a movie, then am fcuking ashamed of our policemen, they look tired and poor, no action on their looks, they wearing over seize uniform, fuck this shit

susan chukwuka said...

police ke, police?

Unknown said...

We don`t need them in my area coz they cannot be trusted. They will never be at a scene if something is not coming out there. They should stay aback in their cage their and relax. Mtcheeew

Anonymous said...

This is N/A (Non Applicable) as they do not respond period. Armed robbers usually have time to cook beans and fry plantain at their victims' residences and still no fucking police. What they are good for is wishing people good weekends.

Anonymous said...

See dem, dem be like farmer!!!! Awon waray

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