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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Dear LIB Readers: My husband forced himself on me

Real mail I just got. Sounds made up but it's real! At least I'm hoping the person who sent this is not just messing with the rest of us. See it below...
Dear Linda, My husband and I had a quarrel last night and later in the night he forced himself on me. We have been married three years and this is the first time he would do such. My family wants me to report the case to the police but I want to deal with him myself. I have a bottle ready for when he returns tonight.
I guess I'm writing this to you because I know he reads your blog. I'm waiting for you dear husband. Cy
Oh dear. I don't know how to react to this. Laugh? Hehe! Or just be scared for this man? lol. Whoever is married to Cy, biko, don't go home tonight o! You've been warned! :-)

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Anonymous said...

Story seems made up!! He made luv to u angrily,its nt rape...

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ the last line...looool.

I guess she aint looking for an advise but tryn to send a message across.

Anonymous said...

Ghen ghen!!so dis is where people warn demselves.interesting.let the mystery unfold.

Anonymous said...

crazy...

Anonymous said...

She ȋ̝̊ڪ α̲̅ joker. ​​S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ unreal.

Zinny

Anonymous said...

Why won't i go home, i'm the head.

Anonymous said...

Lol.well men do even boyfriends sef but even if u go to the police many would refuse to believe he actually raped you afterall they believe that husbands own their wives including their bodies.if you have to settle this issue do it within the family.Don't make things worse.Nigeria no be oyibo man place.

Emee said...

Ode! Kill ur husband jare make e make news...atlst linda will get trafik. Mtscheww!!!

Anonymous said...

Hillarious!

Anonymous said...

chei see meduzer omo mehn this woman hubby done die today ohhh

Anonymous said...

your Husband rily loves u,or he is not Man enough, b/c as for me if u denied me Sex, U won't even see me @ home any more, same u will come & beg for it, better go talk with ur Man on time

hansel praise said...

hehehe!

Lord Polo said...

She shld remember if the bottle misfires the repercussion may be overwhelmin

Anonymous said...

Cy's hubby..u've been warned o..no near house cos none of us for LIB go donate money for ur surgery if anytn do u..NEKS

Anonymous said...

Woman stop being silly and report your husband to the authorities before you end up in jail for murder instead of wasting time sending letters to blogs. By the way Linda, rape isn't funny and neither is domestic violence in the home so the Hehe and lol is quite inappropriate!

Anonymous said...

Dumbest crap I've ever heard...even if he forced himself on u is this how u'll want to handle it? Use the bottle; and this will be the beginning of chaos in ur marriage!!! He has the right over ur body as u over his body too check the Good book n u'll see it...allow peace to reign in ur Home

Anonymous said...

how can your husband rape you??? then that would only mean you are not married, please note this once you are married your body belongs to your husband and likewise his to you, to make love to, at anytime, on any day quarrel or no quarrel, this is how our people dey miss the plot, please madam get your priorities right what is your family's business whether you and your husband have sex or not whether forceful or note???? and secondly a bottle???? you be thug??? i beg fade go one corner attention seeker, if u like dont act right, many girls dey find what you have and the guys out der just wanna chop u....please keep ur shit to yoursef!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

mrs anger....
ladun wif ur puff puff cheeks,,y wnt dey be sending u mumu mails,,u beta knw wat u put on dis blog b4 u end up wif nnkan nbe tv show,,and u cys husband may GOD neva let u see dis post dat bottle must land on ur head today oloko weyrey...

okorodudu said...

Cy, you must be an Igbo chick. Whatever the case, don't you force your way into wallet? Abegi, allow matter to rest. No sweeter way to settle hot tempers than to wrestle yourselves into the ground - hehehe

Anonymous said...

Teach d fool a lesson. Wat rubbish..mtscheew these men sef

Anonymous said...

This lady is definitely joking! I dont see anything serious in what she has written, and i must say that she has the worst parents on earth to have advised her to report to the police if at all its real to have advised her report such a case to the police and ruin her 3 yrs marriage. I guess she just wanna crack our ribs, but the joke is dry anyways!

Anonymous said...

STUPID CRAP..........CAN A HUSBAND RAPE HIS WIFE?

Anonymous said...

What an animal?How can you force yourself on your wife.Whether or not you have slept with her before it is still rape!Why will you put your wife through forceful sex!!!

Ok, i dont mean to laugh, but its funny when she says i have a bottle awaiting you!!!

Anonymous said...

Cy's husband u r deadddddddd.hehehehe

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! super hilarious
@te_mi3

bhekky said...

hia!na wa 4 dis kind mata o!cy biko 4gv him oh!
hehehei!

Anonymous said...

Loooool....na wa ooo

Alicia says... said...

What?? *yawns* she is not serious

Anonymous said...

This is a joke ♒ђåªђåªђåª♒=D=˚lol ! But if its truly real, pls my dear it is not by using a bottle Oh°˚˚˚°!

pweetylisa said...

Hehehe

Anonymous said...

This is funny! My brother dont go home mbok!

Anonymous said...

hehehe,Linda abeg o,beta advice her on time cos me i no wan read any obituary announcement on dis blog.bottle ni knive ko LWKM

Chinedu said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahaha

lin lin ur blog is now a notice board

outlook said...

lolllllllllllllllll a bottle? what do u mean?

i know its not funny but I couldnt help but laugh.

I dont think its real because if it only happened last night y would u have told ur fam already, u would av needed time to ponder on it because u felt embarrassed, right?

Anonymous said...

U will use bottle on your husband for sleeping with u?
Ur mother must have done an awful job with the way she brought u up
I ll advice the guy to get a new wife ASAP cos this one is very very sick and she doesn't love him one bit.
If he doesn't either of them will end in jail for murder

glass said...

Oh dear!

Anonymous said...

First things first, madam he is your husband and you shouldn't run to report him to your family (that was absolutely uncalled for and am sure its a decision you would regret later in life. Back to the issue at hand, please i beg of you to deal with it o! hia! b4 it turns smthng else. You could try your tightest jeans to bed for the next one month or perhaps sleep in another room locking yourself in for a few weeks.

Violence is not the answer. The silent battles i believe are usually the most effective ones.

Just my thots.

Unknown said...

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) ,lwkmd =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) ,he had better sleep in the ovvice*in jeniffers voice*

Anonymous said...

The story actually makes Ϟo sense

apple crumble said...

i really dont like leaving comments on LIB cos u always take too long to approve the comments

LINDA i know u do it for security reason which is fair and smart but pls us "fans" feed off eat others feedback and like to av good banter between ourselves, we cant do that if we cant see the comment above ours

Lake said...

Heheheh...wahala dey, person go hear am 2day...ghen, ghen, ghen ghen *singing nd clappin*

Gb09 said...

Abeg let him go home oo, we want her to send us the sequel... To be continued.

Anonymous said...

CY itona but wifey sometimes they do that cos they feel it will solve the issue. Please keep the bottle at the side nd tlk if e no work den knck him the akpko

Anonymous said...

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) .d man shld beta run 4 his lyf.on a 2nd tot,d woman shld break his head well cos he is shameless.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!!!! Hahahahah!!! My mama sef follow laugh fall for ground .. Linda abeg! This is a made story . If she's serious ! Trust me , yousef go know .@morlardybaba

Anonymous said...

She wan kill her hubby?

Anonymous said...

What a day lol~!!

Anonymous said...

wahala dey o! Biko Cy is this what u want to teach your kids, i mean to pay violence with violence? SMH

roselynamwa said...

hmmmm, Madam Cy, it hasnt gotten to that na. if you agreed, he would not have forced himself on you.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I cant stop myself from laughing. But on a more serious note why would the guy rape his wife? What kind of monster does that? If she said she didnt want you at that point couldnt you have been considerate and let her be? Please go home so the next time you want to try something like this, you remember the bottle.

JP said...

She's just kidding

Anonymous said...

Shior, Oniranu, the bible instructs you to submit- there are no limitaions to the extent to submission Except it is life threathening and against the will of God. Bottle ko , knife ni. Lol, funny though, you want to crack him up i guess.

Anonymous said...

She's very stupid. What does she mean forced? N y did she report to her family? Make she kukuma go call police na n see if dey'll listen to her rubbish.

Anonymous said...

Am Cy's hubby I will go home and she will not be able to do anytin. Cy get ready for me tonite I will force myself on u again

Anonymous said...

CY..beta confess n say d truth of wat is happening..say d truth

DEEFLAMEZ said...

LMAO!!!
I LOVE THIS WOMAN...SHE VENTED HER ANGER ON SOCIAL MEDIA ANONYMOUSLY SO THAT THE ANONYMOUS HUBBY WOULD GET THE DAMN MESSAGE...

OGA,SHEY U DON HEAR??? NO GO HOUSE OH. OR ELSE THE NEXT POST MIGHT BE: Wife beats Husband to Death for Rape

***walks away***

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lindiway although its been a wet day here,but on dis bog its been so dry all day. As for d lady why not hire a pistol too,he forced himself on u,like he was beating u when he was there smh.~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310.

Anonymous said...

Linda wth is funny about being raped? whether spouse or other.

u should be sensitive about some issues plz.. i do like ur blog but there is a limit

Anonymous said...

Joker! I think she meant see ya, as in CY. But he is her husband not boyfriend! Some people like it dat way. Hehehehehe! Go rest jor

Anonymous said...

D one Wey u bin dey enjoy since u dey tell us? Family matter abeg Linda no shook mouth! Gaskia

Anonymous said...

Na wa o,jst scary bt dy shud jst do d fight tru d bed type nah

zinar said...

You told your family? do you also tell them when he doesnt force himself on you? mscheew!

dealing with it yourself means -ALONE - not dragging us into it.

Olubabafemi said...

He forced himself on you overnight...and in the morning, you reported to your family who inturn told you to get the police involved. Abi?
All of you....I mean; Linda, Cy, and Cy's family are all mad!

What is the meaning of this TRASH?

Anonymous said...

babe if u kill him. its jail for you o

Anonymous said...

Forced himself on her how? As in sex? Kolo woman, abeg next!

Anonymous said...

That was very dry..mstchewww. Next pls?

Debby

Mercy said...

That is so sad. A man should always respect his wife

Ebonyz... said...

Linda baby, na wa to this story!!!

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd...wat??Linda you sef,"whoever is married to cy pls don't go home".He shld just apologise to her...cos it wnt be nice,at d end of d day if she tries wat she has in mind,sm1 will end up regreting.

Anonymous said...

Men men men aha na wa 4 una

Anywaz husband 2 cy if u rili lyk ursef dont go home o,dts my advice 4 u....shikena
Bukkie

Anonymous said...

The person is just kidding jor,if u want to threaten your husband, send your message to his phone and sure he has a bb?

Anonymous said...

SUCH FOOLISHNESS! WHEN MATURE WOMEN LIKE US ARE LOOKING FOR HUSBANDS,THIS CHILDISH ONE ALREADY HAS ONE. WHO REPORTS SEX(FORCED OR NOT) BETWEEN HERSELF AND HER HUSBAND TO FAMILY MEMBERS,MTSEEW!

Anonymous said...

Men men men aha na wa 4 una

Anywaz husband 2 cy if u rili lyk ursef dont go home o,dts my advice 4 u....shikena
Bukkie

Anonymous said...

Forgive him since he hasn't done it before, i guess she should give him a second chance. Besides, what she is planning is evil, vengeance is the LORD's.

Anonymous said...

Lol bottle ke, oga husband abeg wear helment home ooo 2 protect ya head

Chinnyob said...

No man should ever force himself on a lady. It's really sad to hear a married man did this to his wife.......that is like raping your wife.
My dear don't kill him ooo. Since this is the first time, I think you should handle him ..... he is your husband, so you know what works on him. Teach him a lesson he will never forget so that this incidence never repeats itself.

http://chinnyob.blogspot.ie/

Anonymous said...

Lol nothing we no go hear.ow did ur hubby manage to force himself on u,r u a 2yr old child.u no fight am for night,na now u sabi bottle.u go just wound urself.beta chill,either report it to d authorities bt then again d rapist is ur husband.

Jugz said...

Linda, so ur blog don turn volence alert blog? ngwanu!!

Anonymous said...

I just dont get it Linda, how can two people get married and then hate each other.I get angry with my girl friend sometimes, but she knows, that i handle this by been silent. I know am not qualified to speak about married people. But why force your self on your wife, and wife why try to escalate the issue by violence.. ((Am indeed the best husband any woman will wish for))

NecFix said...

Lol. I so don't wish to be Cy's hubby right now. But she wouldn't have written to linda If she really wanted to whack her hubby. I think she's just messing with us

Anonymous said...

Omo the gurl even try for the man self, she dey warn him. I guess our only prayer is that her husband visits the blot today oo, if not tory go soon change oo. Linda pls reply the Email and beg the lovely cy make she no carry out her plan o.God save us o.

demo said...

you sef force yourself on him nah!!!!

Anonymous said...

As in, SERIOUSLY? Are u Nigerian? This is deep......

Anonymous said...

Kmt. Why were you and your husband quarreling? What would make your husband force himself on you? Why are you not shaken or scared but angry merely less than hrs after the incident? Especially since this is the first time. Why do you intend to hurt your husband instead of worrying about his mental state? This is a fabricated dilemma and you should try harder next time.

Menakaya's Baby.

Anonymous said...

Good day, just thought you should know that what you discussed about is "spousal rape" is not a crime in Nigeria but I know that assault and murder are crimes. So please leave the bottle and talk things out

Anonymous said...

I reali believe dis story, dis same tin happened to mi in feb,.. I nd ma husband had a fight on feb 13th dis year, he beat mi so bad nd he sent mi out of d room by 2am... After crying me pleading wit him, he said I suld go and sleep in d toilet den he begged mi tO come to d bed, den he said he must hav sex wit mi, I cried, I called God to hlp mi, but I wuz on my own... He had sex wi mi forcefully for 1:30mins we did not sleep till around 4am... So believe it or not some men r sent 4rm d devil...

Anonymous said...

Pls the bitch is crazy....her husband force himself on her....funny tho....maybe the guy don tire or have been refused sex for too long ... Who knows .

Anonymous said...

Pls dnt take d law into ur hands. I will advice u sue him to court....

Anonymous said...

When good men quarrel with their true love, they feel so much out of place that they desire sex with that same woman to compensate for the stained relationship. The woman should take advantage of the fact of his coming around to normalize the stained relationship.

Anonymous said...

madness

Anonymous said...

madness

Anonymous said...

Cy my man dnt be scared, she jst like a dog dat bake bt dnt bats go to ur home nothin de happen.

Anonymous said...

I'm not coming home tonight, woman. You're not performing your duties as a wife. How did I force myself on you if your body belongs to me, you this useless woman. Why did you get married if you don't want to satisfy your man when he needs it? I already found a place to spend the next couple of days. You can use the bottle on yourself.

Blackknight! said...

When you said he forced 'Himself on you', do you mean, he had sex with you without your consent?
If that is the case, then his action was wrong, and it is RAPE literally! As the wife, you have the right to express your displeasure at his behavior without being disrespectful or immodest. I also hope you will be wise not to take it too far or resort to divorce etc...lol.
This kind of thing happens sometimes, depending on who is held down by Konji. Sometimes,when my beautiful lady is in the mood for some TLC and am bogged down by sleep et al...She knows what to do to satisfy herself without being overtly upset.Yea, she works on my ATM and inserts it herself. And of course,I wake up, once there is a contact between the ATM,her touch and the machine.
So, talk it over and live in a happy relationship.

Blunt Queen said...

Linda are you for real? Seriously!!

Blunt Queen said...

Linda Its not only comments that you should approve and upload. You should also approve stories before you upload them for your readers

Anonymous said...

So u will report 2 d police that ur husband raped u buhahahahahha.... Issorite if u need a lawyer, reply dis post will be willing 2 defend u ROTFL
-lady B

Anonymous said...

hmmm,nawa for ladies becos he force himself on you datz why u wanna break his head,gosh i hate gals

Anonymous said...

if its tru # na so ... u tink say na bottle mata wen u see prick d bottle go turn 2 breast . settle ur mata jare nd drop bottle tink say e easy dnt make d matter worse dan it is already . 2 wrongs wont make a right , its d iat time shey den u guys shud talk . besides y didnt u use d bottle yl he was sleepin u hav 2 wait a whole day 2 break his head 4 yesterday mata. pls if na joke eh stop am , but if its 4 real na small mata settle it cook 4 him wear d sexiest dres rub his potbelle den u guys shud even sex fa lol. (may b wen hes bout to come u stand up nd go lik punishment . lol jus kiddin) but set d mood nd talk b4 it wud b anoda case of woman battery . lol linda i don laf tiredt 4 dis ur blog

Anonymous said...

Be afraid, be very afraid o ye wife beater.

Anonymous said...

force ur sef too on him naa

CUTE said...

It seem to me like a lioness is about to get crazy...one advice to her -Two wrongs can't make a right...if she does anytin stupid,she will only wake up to regret it.however its hiliarious just hope she calms down before he enters the house if not she will be held for assault and battery..DE CUTE ONE

Anonymous said...

very funny.So you want to kill your husband cos he slept with you?i guess you would have been delighted if he had gone out and impregnated someone.
Ode.You are just an attention seker and i hope you get one from this.

Jor said...

If this is real...it's no laughing matter.

Marital rape is happening everyday in this crazy ass country but the police will never convict the assailant...

If this story is legit, Woman, whoever you are; drop the bottle and pack out. why should you pack? because he raped you and he will do it again...!

Don't go and put yourself in worse wahala...you fit carry the bottle kill the stupid man...then na jail. #notworthit

Anonymous said...

u no settle wit ur guy u don alredy report 2 ur parents na wa oh . its all dis tins dat break marriages ,pls settle wit ur husband jare cook food 4 him nd dnt nag u guys shud talk. patience ehhhhhhh is highly needed in pples marriages 2 quick 2 report 2 mummy , woooo dem go injure u prick 4 mouth if u no arrange ya marrige. 3 yrs nd d 1st time pls unless u no want d bottle 4 ya face .

Anonymous said...

Linda, rape, even spousal rape, is not a laughing matter.

Anonymous said...

how wont dey say we woman r weaker nd hav fish brains . pls talk nd settle b4 u rush nd hear negative advice dat wud ruin ur marriage 4 eva .

Anonymous said...

#yimu# liar pant catch fire!

Anonymous said...

To the husband, shame on you for forcing yourself on your wife. That should never happen.

To the wife, shame on you for not willing to satisfy your husband. The two of you became one when you married him and he's the head of your family. You should never deny him sex even when you're not in the mood.

The two of you need to work together to make your marriage work instead of trying to break his head with a bottle. Then you will send another e-mail to Linda crying after he beats you up.

Makeover by T.E.J.U said...

Now dis Is Fun! Even married peeps now use dis blog as a medium .lol, but am very sure av seen a cy comment on here....mehn d husband can like to just get home and surprise her with a gift and be sweet apologising too.....yes o Husband ave adviced u, so go home and be sweet! And don't do otherwise..get home and laff it off!

joan said...

Lmao linda u sef, well she shld just forgive d husby and call him and talk to him. Two wrongs dnt make a right u knw

Anonymous said...

interesting......after three years, your family knows your husband "forced himself on you".....way to go girl.

Anonymous said...

What will the case be like at the police station? Rape? lols. Abeg, leave matter. Not that I support the idea of forceful intimacy but trust me, this is not a case for the law. So far, there is no assault.

Anonymous said...

nawa oh!!!

Anonymous said...

If it is true, I guess he underestimated how his wife would react to a rape.

If she reads this, report him to the authority or an authority in your life and sort it out. If this is the last straw, just move on. Inflicting harm will not solve the problem. It will become a foolish act on top of another foolish act.

Secondly, a true mishap could occur and you would be in cuff defending yourself against murder or attempted murder.

the question then would be, was it worth it?

Anonymous said...

That is an ugly ass picture or image

Anonymous said...

Linda, u better counsel her if at all its true. You have a bottle ready for ur husband? If the man 'zaki zaky' ur face u will run back here seeking non existing advice and u will edit all the bottle throwing aspect. Better cool down and chop more banana till u go yo! Maybe na agro catch the man.

NUBIAN QUEEN™ said...

Bottle ke? is she planning to slit his throat with it na wa oh! Cy abeg please give us an update tomorrow

goodness said...

MUHAHAHAHAHAH. Cy biko no go kii UR HUBBY O. This is just too funny and she said he reads the blogs so she is waiting with bottle. This can't be true but then again u never know

Unknown said...

A man is not supposed to 'rape' his wife. On d other hand a wife is not supposed to deprive her husband...I tink these people have serious marital issues they are supposed to sort out first...

Mama Dammy said...

Very fake! So if ur husband forces himself on u d first tin u do is to run to ur family, abi? Sounds made up, abeg!

Anonymous said...

That man deserves whatever he gets.i'm sure he dumped one mature lady for this child because of money or something.mtseew

Paul said...

Linda, tell your writer, she is a fool. If she dare try anything, pray the man is not alive, otherwise, she should keep properties packed and ready to go.
Does she not know her body is her husband's? Or a way to sooth offended woman after quarrel, is hot f..k?
She is under very wrong impression. She should not be deceived, our police do not investigate sexual assault in the family. They only fleece money off complainant. But let her not draw blood.

Anonymous said...

Lindalicious linda,hop ur nt plannin 2 snatch sum1's husband?y tell hm nt 2 go home?do u ve space 4 hm in ur hus wia he wuld stay d nite?let hm go n dance 2 d music jor.cnt stop laffin.madam CY easy abeg,no kill am

Anonymous said...

Let him come home with a gun or cutlass. Ode! You know your society supports men over you. Communicate with him effectively. Both of you should. Or move out of the house.

Typical Nigerians! Their goal is to get married without knowing the true essence of marriage...They are focused on the wedding and showing off that when they are in trouble none of these attendees(besides family) will be there to share the horror with them. Go and sit down jo

Ayomide said...

Holy mary! This doznt sound real yea

Anonymous said...

Well wifey, if u end up causin serious damage, u wil end up in jail 4 attemptd murder n e wil b wid anoda woman b4 u knw it.. So ask urself if es worth it! i advise u report im 2d police 4 assault,instead of takin d law in2 ur hands... And as 4 CY.. If u lyk ur head, dnt go home Oº°

Deczy

Anonymous said...

Ghen Ghen Ghen.....somebody go hear am tonight....hahahaha, abeg Cy no use bottle kill ur husband ohh (Cweamy)

Anonymous said...

lol..the dude need some lesson. But I don't understand why u report to ur family #lookingfortrouble#

thenewslately said...

this woman never know wetin dey do her. Her mates dey find husband dem no see . This linda self are you not suppose to censor wat comes in. Or you don run out of gist

SPLENDID said...

pls wat do you mean forced himself on u? SEX OR BEAT YOU? hehe..he is your husband and you are the wife,all you need do is cooperate with him and term it childish,if its what i feel then on a very good day in his happy mood you can let him know that he did something wrong sometime. take it easy and be patient,and you will win. evil to evil can be hellish.

Anonymous said...

i believe it she is waiting hell hath no fury than a woman scorned. Cy go and beg and dont eat anything tonight

Anonymous said...

Looool! Dis just made my day.. Dear CY pls show ur husband pepper!hehe

Anonymous said...

Like Seriously, U need jesus. Kill him and become a widow.

Anonymous said...

Lmao,is that the solution.Jazmin.

tunmi said...

This is not a laughing matter. What he did was rape, and yes it does happen in a marriage.

Reporting the matter to a police station in Nigeria would probably not help. I do hope she takes extra precaution when she approaches her husband...should he even be called that anymore?

Unknown said...

Lwkmd, is this for real...take it easy biko

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!I swear I can do dis!linda its real!she is just tryn to send a warning to him.som1 can warn me thru LIB cos am an addict!lmaoooo!d cy is a fool sha!

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Are people dis dumb?...ur husband forced himself on u and u wanna *what was dat u said again* laughing

tara said...

Na so craze dey start. Foolish madam, ur fam is ur no1 enemy. Pls kill him. U will be nabbed like Cynthia's killers IJN

SMH said...

WTH? Ur hubby forced himself on u abi na me nor read well? Pls keep saying "my husband forced himself on me" hopefully by the tenth time ur stupidity will kick in, but if u r as thick skulled as I suspect, pls go to d police station n make a fool of urself! U c husband wen still find u(in spite of your apparent gross stupidity) sexually attractive n u nor thank ur God! MALU! Na iron or stick e use? Nor be prick??? Carry bottle dey wait 4 CY then break his head. Hopefully during his recovery his brain go enter gear when he nor go even wan near u, if u like spread like eagle 4 bed. Next thing u'll start running down ur poor pastor's fone battery with stupid calls n put urself on an impending ulcer fast with very unnecessary prayer points! Sista abeg wen u get real palava let us know.

Anonymous said...

Ode.. Husband force himself on u so wat? Make we no chop garri again?

Anonymous said...

Joy saysssssssss

Dear LIB Readers,
I am engaged to the most wonderful man with the most beautiful heart but I am carrying my house boy's baby. What do I do?

Dear LIB Readers,
I am in love with my dad. Is it ok to poison my mom to get her out of the picture?

Dear LIB Readers,
My boss wants to sleep with me. I really love my job. Do I agree? He's cute!

Dear LIB Readers,
I just found out that I am adopted. My real mother is Chinese. What do I do?

Dear LIB Readers,
Why do people take us for granted. Do they think we are really that ignorant? Or people are just plagued with useless problems?

Dear LIB Readers,
I am in love with two men. For real though I really am in love with two men. How do I choose?

Ehn, on to the topic, what's in the bottle?
PS, Lindodo post my comment o.

Anonymous said...

Lol na who go make headline 4 sunnews, piece of advice" big dogs don't back".

Mma said...

Ngwanu, cy u hav heard wat wil happen 2 u whn u get home. Honestly don't knw who 2 support on dis.

Anonymous said...

Ppl of linda mke we put head 4 one place so we go give love it is pain me say we r fite ol d tym ,n fom famil please

sexylove said...

 =))˚°◦hahahaha .
_\\_!‎​​​lwtmb for hia oo, husby, biko no go home tonight ooo, u av been warned oo,

Anonymous said...

Akuko ifo! *amrra*

dave_gino said...

madness. this woman is really crazy. heck! regretted ready this in the first first. came in a bit too late would have help in broadcasting it on nta int'l *jobless young h/wife* hisssss

Anonymous said...

The photo caption is even funnier than the story.

If this is indeed true, all I can say is violence will not solve this issue. Sit down and speak to your husband about personal space and him violating your God given right to self will. A bottle, sounds like more problems. Don't do it sister.

Munroe64 said...

As a married woman myself, I CANNOT imagine the anger & humiliation I would also feel if my husband forced himself on me but for goodness sake's violence is NEVER a good solution so I suggest you throw that bottle away and find other ways to RESOLVE your issues.

Anonymous said...

Ppl of linda I greet its nt anythin since we b one nd we dey cum linda everyday abeg whet is (annonymous) pls define 4 me . No corse mi english no b 4 our mama or papa. Amarica gal

Anonymous said...

Forced himself on you? Dreamer!! He has all d right n more! No court'll grant u divorce on dat groud

dave_gino said...

dont know the meaning of annonymous, yet you uses it everyday. funny. when you do or write something and don't wanna be mentioned or without your name' nta news call it those who speak off cam.

dave_gino said...

dont know the meaning of annonymous, yet you uses it everyday. funny. when you do or write something and don't wanna be mentioned or without your name' nta news call it those who speak off cam.

Anonymous said...

Funny how stupid some of the comments here are! So bcoc he is the husband so he can rape her? Because that is what he did. I don't encourage d violence lady, calmly talk to him and resolve the issue

JUST WINCH said...

I dey feel u....
DEAR LIB READERS
Trey songs and mr ibu r asking 4 my hand in marriage...I dnt knw who to choose..pls help me decide...I've bn having sleepless nite over dis:..

Anonymous said...

Am sorry to say, but dis woman is just senseless. Ur family do not even like ur progress for them to advice ur to report ur hubby to d police. And ur being violent wont help out but would only worsen d whole issue.

JUST WINCH said...

I dey feel u...
DEAR LIB READERS
Trey songs and mr.ibu r asking 4 my hand in mArriage..I dnt knw who to choose..pls help me decide...ive bn having sleePless nite over dis....

Unknown said...

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) ,funny woman,u obviously enjoyed it that's why u didn't push him down, =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) . 4get that thing joor,be expecting another round wen e finish slapping u 4 holding a bottle @ him,like d make up round,85% of naija women like it n I'm sure you do .... =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) . Go sleep

deekay said...

Linda, thanks for not posting my comment. Guess u felt stupid after reading it. Next time laugh at such horrible thing. Smh!

Anonymous said...

For cryin out loud,never realised we still had women lyk u still exist,sorry 2 say buh I think u still act lyk a kid cos a mature woman won't behave lyk dis,bringin her family issue 2 d public,I think u shud disown ur family 4 misleadin u bcs if ur hubby push u out will dey marry u? Grow up ma'am,plz I'll encourage u 2 visit d psychatric hospital cos I dnt thnk ur normaland one more thing plz fight ur hubby nd give some other girl a chance 2 show him love #asshole bitch

Anonymous said...

Linda I pity you if you have to read all the comments on your blog...You sef and ATM?

BLOGLORD said...

and when u get to the polic staion u tell them what? ur 'husband' husband o! raped u?
gerrout of here!

Anonymous said...

Ewo!!! They don dey reply demselves o...

But oga,y u do that kain thing to madam now.. U people need therapy o

deekay said...

Some comments are very disturbing. Are some of u saying there's no such thing as marital rape? Really?! Wow! You lot need help. Smh!

Anonymous said...

Abeg no vex for ur husband but u next give him wat he wants and he won't force himself on u. Sister cy tonite make u too force ueslf on him then its one over one

Anonymous said...

Ewu woman! Hahhahah LIBers nogo kill me with guts =))♒•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.•♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D

Anonymous said...

Chei! Dis woman don fall my hand! Cy! So na for LIB u come dey wash our dirty laundry. Issorai. Make i read the comments finish first. I dey come house to come deal with you! Your enraged hubby!

SMH said...

Lwannakmd! U r just an oversized pant! LOL!

SMH said...

Abegi kool down b4 CY's husband will come and force himself on u! WTH? U are too tightly wound jare! Isn't dat d fun of blogs? Does CY sound serious to u? Is dat how a woman who has been "violated" sounds? Pls stop crying more than d bereaved jor! If she chooses to expose her marital issues melodramatically, why wldnt we reply with same measure? Pls go n get laid so ur "happy" hormones can kick in.

Ada said...

Can I just say, when I looked at the cartoon I just burst into laughter!!!!! That woman's face is hilarious! looool Now let me go and read the story.

Anonymous said...

This woman na oluku oº° .pls Linda,tell her that a husband can never be guilty of rape upon his wife.dats d law.if she like make she no marry her husband well,give am wetin em want! Anu-Ofia!
From a fellow woman

Anonymous said...

Abeg who u bi? Abi I don dey read 4 my dream!!! Second chance? vengeance is d Lord's? Wait oh, na her houseboy rape her abi na husband? It is just me or do d words "husband" and "rape" sound weird wen combined in a sentence? And how does vengeance 4rm d Lord fit in dis tory? Wahala dey o!

Anonymous said...

Jugz abeg hold your jugs and runaway to anoda blog jor! As if you are not having the time of your life reading this crappy story and the hilarious replies.

Anonymous said...

Abeg clap 4 ursef! U too know book! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Ogbanje things or a freaky S.O.B!

Anonymous said...

Okayyyyyy! Finally! One of CY's family members writes in! Dohhh! Well done you hia! Do u think a law court is where pple go to play kalokalo? Sue ur husband to court under which section of our criminal code? Abi na civil matter 4 damages? Pls CY if u r bored go count your pubic hairs or woteva freaks like u do to distract urself!

Anonymous said...

He forced himself on her ok understood.During sex,did he pin her to the ground also...lol

SMH said...

Anonymous August 22,2012. 5:40pm say hello to ur fellow weidos wen u arrive @ Jupitar where ur dogs bake and don't bats. Our dogs here on earth, bark n bite. Intriguing!

Anonymous said...

Some Women lacks the ettiquete of marriage bcos i dont understand a situation whereby a woman would be rejecting her husband offer and likewise men as well, both party has absolutely power on each other's body and it is forbidden most especially for women to turn her husband down bcos the consequence is not good acoording to the scripture (Bible & Quran).

Anonymous said...

Haaa! R u stylishly coming out of da closet? Hehehehehehe!

Anonymous said...

Oh! I beg to differ. When it becomes a laughable rape/spousal rape story, then without prejudice it becomes a laughing matter! Does the above-written story come across like a classic rape case? Come to think of it...are we sure CY is not the one forcing herself on her husband while using the bottle to subdue him? LOL! Yes LLLOOOLLL! With a crazy-ass story like this, you can't afford to lose your sense of humour!

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous 6:11pm shame on you for taking CY seriously!

Anonymous said...

It's hard to be sweet to a bottle-carrying gangstar bitch! It's like trying to pet a hungry hyena.

Anonymous said...

See who dey wan correct people!!! "...yet you USES it everyday." Dat devil is a liar!

Tasha said...

Never posted a comment on this blog but the to the stupid Nigerians who say a husband cannot rape his wife... The definition of rape does not change when you marry. IF your wife or husband says NO (seriously) then NO means NO. YES the bible says both parties should share each others bodies but it sure as hell doesn't say force ur penis into her vagina and hurt her if she says No. If my body belongs to my husband to do with as he pleases then the man that wants to burn his wife, beat her, tattoo her has every right to. Clearly this isn't so so it should click in ur foolish brains that sharing each other's bodies comes with CONSENT! Some random idiots shldn't start saying I'm advocating spouses with hold sex.. Sex is a major major part of marriage and shouldn't be used lightly, like someone says consequences are grave. BUT if I say No and some fool forces himself on me all in the name of being my husband... you won't find ur balls to use the next time.

Dr. Pincher said...

"Try ur tightest jeans to bed" nice advice but who told u love making is only done at night? U must be an outdated human being.
As for CY pls use the bottle on his head so that Linda in her usual manner will say in her next story " remember that woman I updated you guys about who wanted to use a bottle on her husband after he raped her, she is now in police station over the murder of her husband. Festus Kiamo is her lawyer" and we will still be left with no other option than to comment and rain abuses on each other(that's the fun of it though). Thank you Linda for bringing comedy central close to us. LMAO lame story

Anonymous said...

Olodo if she says NO then it is... Let's see if he thinks it is rape when she angrily shoves the bottle up his a...

Anonymous said...

But why will you want to rape someone you profess to love? You have to be mentally unstable to want to rape your wife or anyone.

Anonymous said...

Forcing a woman to ve sex wt U. Is RAPEoooo

Anonymous said...

Even if fucks thru d ass hole. Biko d fact u re married to someone doesn't me he has d rite to fuck u anyhow

Anonymous said...

Some mem re wild animals, they can rape deir wifeoo..

Unknown said...

LMFAO.........PLZ DONT DO
DAT MA ...

Anonymous said...

U people are STUPID!!!! RAPE is RAPE in marriage or out of it.Even if the man has dominion over his wife's body, doesn't the same go for the husband's body? U bastards are the reason why domestic abuse is so rampant in Nigeria!! Myopic hypocrites,its only when u see black eye that's when u will start screaming

IVORY CHI said...

"SUCH FOOLISHNESS! WHEN MATURE WOMEN LIKE US ARE LOOKING FOR HUSBANDS,THIS CHILDISH ONE ALREADY HAS ONE. WHO REPORTS SEX(FORCED OR NOT) BETWEEN HERSELF AND HER HUSBAND TO FAMILY MEMBERS,MTSEEW!"



REALLY?????......................LOOOL YOUR BITTERNESS SHOULD CARRY GO JO

vivian said...

hahaahahaha i just hope its not my own CY o?

Anonymous said...

i was laughing so hard, my boss had to know what the source of my laughter was, and he joined me when he saw this! choi! Linda and cy,u haff kee me o!

Tolantino said...

I don't think its a funny matter. A woman can be raped even within a marriage. If a woman says no.. then she should not be forced into having sex irrespective of marriage or whatever. RAPE is RAPE. We should not automatically assume she is lying abegi.

Anonymous said...

please linda, you shouldnt be posting every tom, dick & johnson's mail....oshi!

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