An Israeli man has had his suit against God thrown out...but what prompted him to sue his creator in the first place? He claims God has been unfair to him for
the last three years and told magistrates in Haifa, northern Israel,
that His Holiness had 'exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward
him'.
He had even reported the matter to the police but says they
didn't take it seriously even though they sent patrol cars to his
house.
But the ruling judge Ahsan Canaan threw the application out describing it as 'bizarre' and telling the complainant to get help.
Local media reports him as saying:
'For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times. The Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order.'
The Haifa resident is said to have represented himself at court, but
further details of his feud with the Almighty have not yet emerged.
A Times of Israel report in to the absurd court case said:
'A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session. But it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.'
63 comments:
Really
Honestly the world is coming to an end with things happening in this century.
Now this is hilarious and this isreali man really needs to be checked
Serious madness ooh
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Wetin person no go see for dis world?
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There is nothing frustration can not do to a man. lol
Lolz.... dis one don mad o
Retard.
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Na wa! Nothing person no go hear for this world! How can any sane person sue God. Funny suit, dude should go to his creator in prayer.
Hmmm! Dis oyinbo people sef!
Lol...that's hilarious.
Lmao .......anhhh anhhh .....a human being can't be the arbitrator between the him and God na! ......
As it is written,in isiah .... "bring forth your strong reasons saith the lord" ....
If he feels God has been treating him harshly , then it should be a closed door private prayer/argument session bw him and his creator.....
Jacob wrestled untop something similar and got a change of story .
Lolz @"determing that the omnipresent wasn't present....
On 2 the Next!
This gotta be a joke right?
Hahaha!!!! Lmao!!! I can't with this,last it was 5mil on electric pole,now this one is suing God?!! 😂😂😂😂
End time madness. Until u hear some people story.
Dis is madness.
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Hahahaha hard drug at work.can you imagine
The man needs help!
Anything to be famous. God pls Hv mercy on him mbok.
Is he crazy out of his mind. He must be insane
Really?
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How is dat even possible?
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I don't blame him, at times with all the problems of this world you feel left out in the Cosmic order!
Hian!! Nothing I no go hear
Lol when madness takes over
Shit happens.
Hunnay ur case is critical
M gna allow the Lord to be the judge
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He's sick
I pray for God's forgiveness d man is mad
Madness....
Chai! Nothing wey I no go hear. Linda take note!
Mad man, he really need help
Loool. God did not turn up for the hearing 😂😂 craze peoole
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*when craze wan start* the man is seriously being tormented by the devil.. God help him
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Dis one is sufferin frm brain malfunction
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This is a joke. LMAO
Funny
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Lol, he's sick.
Lol,wetin person no go hear
So weird.
Hian!! Na wa ooo
Quite interesting! This is Omnijurisprudence. I would have loved to know the hypothetical judgement of this case.
That man needs a little alcohol in his system.. odi worked up and he needs to relax
Chukwu afugo ife na aka mmadu okere eke... Biko dat man should b takin to yaba left wit immediate effect bcos nxt is dat he wil sue a dead bdy as well !!!
Hahahaha is this for real
He is definitely depressed and needs urgent attention.
Errrrr, why do you find it funny? Shebi God doesn't exist in your book???
Lol... Humanity should have done this a long time ago but then again it would be just as silly as a hindu applying for a restraining order against Lord Brahma. Suffice it say that all gods are equally lacking in the proof of their existence,and if indeed any are proven to exist,it would be incumbent on all humanity to hold them to account for being incompetent and capricious.
Besides,based on what we can glean from Abrahamic literature,his adherents should have applied for a restraining order against him a long time ago.
Never mind that it is about as pointless as a zoroastrian lodging a restraining order against Ahura Mazda,it is amusing nevertheless.
He needs help! Let's pray for him.
Why is he sick? Lol..
If the jewish god were a real parent,his children would have been taken away from him years ago and he would have been charged with criminal neglect.
Dude must ne high on cheap substance! Gbam!
Dude must ne high on cheap substance! Gbam!
How was the summons served? And who held counsel for God? Did EFCC surround God's house? I think we may not have heard the last of this case. Keeping my fingers crossed!
I can't comment on this, this is madness. I can't, why am I even here
Funny and silly
I really think this man has got some psychiatric issues
He needs help ASAP
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