Woman tweets the things her boyfriend says in his sleep
Partners can be warm and cuddly but also annoying, whether it's snoring, hogging the sheets, or shoving you off the bed. One woman who wants the world to share in her sleepy musings took to social media to post the things her boyfriend has been saying in his sleep. She went to the trouble of creating a Twitter account just for his ramblings while asleep. See more tweets after the cut...
Ah ah"your eyeballs smell like eyeballs,Pants,oh God..oh God we've gotta get the chainsaw first,why is it doing that,why is it cold,get me a leg"...the only logical explanation to this is that...he is chatting with his spirit girlfriend complementing her on her looks and how they were going to have sex and after that use the chainsaw on the stupid girl who posted this on twitter,who by now has been tied up & is getting cold...then the "leg",the darm "leg"which is going to be used for dessert.I tried,it wasn't easy!.LMAO...LOL!!.
68 comments:
Lol.. is she ok????
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Damn thank Christ my sisters are not like this ladies.... it's called sleep talk...I say sexy things hehe
Nonsense talk,mayb d guy is a mad man in his dreams.
Mtsheeewww what kind of nonsense news is this pls
Joblessness...
#FINEST
Lol, i see he goes to a world filled with his own fantasies, obviously e lyks scary tyns, adventures and tmnt, loooll
#*karlishah*
Nonsense! Mcheeeeeeeew! Linda take note!
Bunking with a friend b4....Guy use to throw punches while sleeping...no kidding.....
Ts all good
Lool.. Funny
Lolz...Funny
Yeye babe.
#LIB ADDICT#
Hot slap can cure dat
Thats weird....he needs to be taken to TB Joshua asap for some prayers....
Slow news day Linda?
Oya Dab.......
Lol
Lol..... Get me a leg
Lool. ..smh
Lool. ..smh
Hahahhahahahahah funny
Lol 😁 dude is possess
Funny
Good husband. It's a sign he's not cheating. @least he hasn't mentioned d name of a woman yet.lol
#LibBadBoy
Lol
Lol. Subconscious rants.
Lmao
Nah to give am anoda room ontop the couch
Lol! Can't relate atall
Lmao
Buhahaha.. Things sleep does
Sweet story for the Gods.
Sweet story for the Gods.
She's not ok at all...she could have talked to him or smtin. Not create an acct on social media.
Roflmao! The babe is mean jhor.Aunt Linda how are you?
The last comment is hilarious.....guess he watches TMNT!
Lmaoooooo
lol...that's the spirit fam,sleep away
He needs deliverance
Oh please,hw old is he? Eight????
Me no understand o
Hmmmm...na who we go ask?
Ah ah"your eyeballs smell like eyeballs,Pants,oh God..oh God we've gotta get the chainsaw first,why is it doing that,why is it cold,get me a leg"...the only logical explanation to this is that...he is chatting with his spirit girlfriend complementing her on her looks and how they were going to have sex and after that use the chainsaw on the stupid girl who posted this on twitter,who by now has been tied up & is getting cold...then the "leg",the darm "leg"which is going to be used for dessert.I tried,it wasn't easy!.LMAO...LOL!!.
Na WA oooo
I no dey ooj
Dats wat Yoruba call "Iranran". Next!!!
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@londaikeji d lindus am still waiting ohh
Lol probably he is an animal...!
Lol, it seems he watches a lot of cartoons and then act them out with talking animals only in his dreams...
Kai... How many bottles did he take before sleeping! #phboy
Lmao!!!
Hahaha na typhoid the dude get
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Weird
This is hilarious
Lol. And my younger bro's own is.
Stop!!
Ooowwmm!
Adjust! Nah!! even if ur no where close to him.
I know!
Lol..
But d man sef
#spritual
Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs! Lol! The guy must be a talkative!!!
Lolz this made my nit.
Ur eyeballs smells like eyeballs LOL.how is it suppose to smell b4 nd how come e knows d smell of eyeballs dat sud b looked into
Lolzzzzzzzzz!!! Dream interpreter well done
Lmao,so funny my boy friend does dis like mad
Lol. It's not a bad thing
Quite hilarious
Na waoh! I can't stop wondering what Eyeballs smell like.
She want gain popularity. Good for her
Hmmmn. I didn't say anything o! ABI anybody hear Goodluck for my mouth?
Her boyfriend is doing aran
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