Lol. The girl who married a portrait comes for me on Facebook
Remember the girl whose wedding to a portrait I posted here a few days ago? If you missed it see it here...well she came for me on Facebook...lol. See what she wrote after the cut...
Like she said, it's her life and her choice. It's nobody's business how she chooses to wed. It's disrespectful and insensitive posting her wedding pix without her consent so pple could ridicule her. That's infringing on her privacy. And she could have sued u for that. I know u are in blogging for traffic (and ultimately money), but u still need to be ethical in ur reporting.
Hahaha I can't laugh out! My dear if the guy was not going to be around it really makes you and the rest of your crowd WEIRD you please for just do ceremony for house. Linda pls keep bringing the creeps out we luv it.
This not new,my uncle did that years ago and after the marriage she joined my uncle in usa..i see nothing wrong in it..am am disappointed on what linda did...she didnt act maturely..
lolzz,she is just as dumb as she looks..riding a picture of his d**k i suppose?i won't be surprised if her portrait husband is married to somebody else in whatever country he is in..stupidity at the highest level.SMH.
I bet he sent u a framed picture of his d**k, so u can ride hard on it. Ewu awusa, u the most foolish girl I've ever seen, and have guts to rant foolishly on fb. I won't even pity u, cos I don't have time for that. Now go and ride his framed d**k pix, afterall, it's ur honeymoon. Stupor. Bella!
lolzz,she is just as dumb as she looks..riding a picture of his d**k i suppose?i won't be surprised if her portrait husband is married to somebody else in whatever country he is in..stupidity at the highest level.SMH.
The girl posted the pix on her fb page. Linda uplifted the pix and news to her blog to spite her. That's her life and cup of tea and it's nobody's business. Some ppl have married with the husband physically present yet they ended up divorced. Marriage is much more than jst ceremony. The girl is now in SA with her husband yet linda refused to publish that part of her story. Linda ikeji, if e pain u, go marry ur own make we see. Am 100% in support of the girl. Birches will always talk but guess what, no one cares. U either post my comment or u read & digest it
am very positive this #wifeofaportrait didnt make that write up herself..considering her choice of words,she could have had a better and well planned portrait wedding,talkless of the sutana she called a wedding gown,her reception up-nepa obioma s designed dress,those moi moi elepo from salad container she presentd as cup-cakes,oh my! sooooo hilarious! cant stop laffing seriously,that younglady didnt do dat write up! she should have even owned up to this sham she bragging about...get a life miss
Now I understand how crazy this world is going to end. Marrying a portrait and her pervert parents allowed/supported her?? This is as stupid as stupid itself. I actually thought it was a made up story when I saw it earlier. #senselessbrain, No, you rather made your foolishness global and not famous as you said. #desperado. #PervertSickBitch
So been married to a portrait is the way to go? Abeg let's be real, if the guy is not ready then move on. Do you know he can deny her, he was not physically present for 'his' own wedding, what reason(s) could justify that?... mtwueech...
She's not serious. Getting married to a portrait, who does that in 2015. Nobody's envious of her,i just don't wanna read any crap from her on lib asking for advice. I know how most of these invisible groom marriages ends.I wish her well in all honesty.
#singing come and see America wonder x2. U open ur mouth to talk after u marry portrait wot a pity. Linda is having n will always hv a better life dan u. Ride D**k kor Drive D**k ni. Ode Oshi
Linda will always be Linda, that is the reason why she is a blogger. people will always judge you no matter what you post. The lady who married a portrait wanted it that way. Different strokes for different folks. We are not in the best position to judge anybody.
Lindodo,don't mind her jawe!..not hw far but how well..no b only u dey 30's..dem funke akindele,rita domnic and co dey,dem old pass u sef...just b patient,god will give u d man ur heart desires!
Stupid girl married to a portrait all in d name of fake love,to d man who cannot afford to by ticket from S A,broke ass nigga,tnk God u travel d next day to meet him for ur honey moon,u are indeed riding his d..k,Linda is far better dan a cheap bitch like u,see ur cake like moin moin...lol,Ur gown sef...I guess na panseke market u buy am oponu desperate bride
This girl is the most useless thing that happened today. Dayunmmmm like seriously. Who the hell gave birth to this one. What a trip.she is as stupid as fuck can't even deal.
Lmaooo...best comment yet...sooo funny...really, I was really on her side till she said d 'D' word. Finally, people need 2 know when popularity is present but 4 d wrong reasons. Secondly, they should learn 2 draw the line between self defense and self humiliation...
Honestly, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke so I did not pay it any mindi But for her to reply in such a manner?
To really prove something is definitely wrong with her, why did she start every word in caps? And for someone that looks really innocent, she sure is wild-looks are truly deceptive.
The grammar sef na die! Olodo. It definitely, explains her level of education and decision. Bush girl.
And who told you you became popular? Desperado! Ta! Commot for road. You want to compare yourself with Linda! Who dash you? See ya okpolo eyes!
Girl, your boyfriend isn't legal wherever he is. You'll wait for him tire to come for you oooo. Better listen now and stop forming Wonder Wonman
Baby u can marry a stick! Buh dnt u dare insult ma Linda dnt dare...if ur husby doesn't feel. it's important to b @ ur supposed happy day Oku orire looto! Buh dnt u dare say shit abouuh Linda...she controls more dan ridding on a fucking D**k!
I actually subscribed just to read dis particular news and d comments, at first Linda my birthmate,ur title 4 her news made me laugh out my eyes,2ndly her white garment wedding gown/na maternity gown I go call am, are DOS cupcakes or moioi, how did d portrait exchange vows with her? How did dey exchange rings?how dem takekiss dia selves?how she take feed d portrait food? D portrait set b like obituary, money wet she suppose take do shopping 4 her she waste am on top ghost mode wedding.. And its Linda's choice to get married anytime she want,abi make she sef go marry portrait like u?? Linda lovely headline... U sef show us ur husband. D girl dey claim say at all at all na e bad,atleast she do ghost mode wedding...mind u Mrs portrait, u re popular and nt famous, if u do dis knd wedding, I guess u shud b starving by now...wedding no b by force...CNT stop laughing.
I actually subscribed just to read dis particular news and d comments, at first Linda my birthmate,ur title 4 her news made me laugh out my eyes,2ndly her white garment wedding gown/na maternity gown I go call am, are DOS cupcakes or moioi, how did d portrait exchange vows with her? How did dey exchange rings?how dem takekiss dia selves?how she take feed d portrait food? D portrait set b like obituary, money wet she suppose take do shopping 4 her she waste am on top ghost mode wedding.. And its Linda's choice to get married anytime she want,abi make she sef go marry portrait like u?? Linda lovely headline... U sef show us ur husband. D girl dey claim say at all at all na e bad,atleast she do ghost mode wedding...mind u Mrs portrait, u re popular and nt famous, if u do dis knd wedding, I guess u shud b starving by now...wedding no b by force...CNT stop laughing.
I actually subscribed just to read dis particular news and d comments, at first Linda my birthmate,ur title 4 her news made me laugh out my eyes,2ndly her white garment wedding gown/na maternity gown I go call am, are DOS cupcakes or moioi, how did d portrait exchange vows with her? How did dey exchange rings?how dem takekiss dia selves?how she take feed d portrait food? D portrait set b like obituary, money wet she suppose take do shopping 4 her she waste am on top ghost mode wedding.. And its Linda's choice to get married anytime she want,abi make she sef go marry portrait like u?? Linda lovely headline... U sef show us ur husband. D girl dey claim say at all at all na e bad,atleast she do ghost mode wedding...mind u Mrs portrait, u re popular and nt famous, if u do dis knd wedding, I guess u shud b starving by now...wedding no b by force...CNT stop laughing.
To a portrait u bitch! Linda ain't no whore it's ur desperado friend Dats a whore...she Culdnt even wait 4 d guy to come bak..ya'll dumb asses dnt knw d guy may denny marrying her??? huh!m sure she can't pay her bills n she can open her loud mouth to compare her marriage to a portrait wif ma precious,bootylicious,successful,sophisticated,beautiful,woman of substance(linda) Very soon naw dey'll b sendin stupid stories of how dier husby turned out to b gay/married to som1 else!...egbe eye ni eyen wo tan! Awon ode akindanidani! Won ba yin so en wa run ki atoyin ti! Shior...i'lld rada work hard, b successful dan linda n stay single dan marry a man who doesn't fink his bride shld b honoured by his presence on dier supposed "D day"
Fool. Al bcos of freebies by the so called Linda Ifeoma Ikeji whose course we having an emergency meeting in our realm now. Ifeoma Ikeji. I told u in the afternoon but u didn't publish, this is just the beginning. By the time we witches re tru with u,u will know this life has no duplicate. U shall see. If u like don't post this again,it won't stop our meeting and decision.
If u are married, u would understand that the wedding is just an event! And the wedding really doesn't have anything to. Do with the marriage! Trust me!
It's so sad that this generation is really f$$ked up, I just don't understand why yall let social media get into everything happening in the world right now that aside, I just don't understand why on earth people don't have right to do whatever that suites them and yall muthafuckers have to complain why?? Don't you just understand why we were born differently? God wants yall assholes to mind your businesses and let people live there life some of yall went to an extent of saying you'll rather die single that get married to a portrait that's your opinion no one will judge you for that it's said at the end we will all be judged according to our acts not with what others have done and by the way this isn't the first kind of wedding like this and this won't be the last some even went far by saying the bride is either in jail bunch of negative ass people..why can't you think positive for once yall hate and judge what you don't know either you like it or not they are married and none of yall hating ass comment would stop that F$$k yall once again f$$k yall
Don't call her a stupid girl. She made lots of sense in what she said. It's her choice to marry in the man using his picture. She made her choice and he likes it. I don't see reasons why people will leave the logs of wood in their eyes and go after a dust of wood in others. Linda, stop prying into people's private life to make your headline.
Mrs portrait d*ck rider,pls kip riding ur portrait abeg but m sure u nid a psychiatric evaluation. Pls mind u pple cos dis is not invasion of privacy cos d girl posted d pictures online, expectin pple 2 congratulate her? Dis is crazy.
This girl is insane that's just the absolute truth. A wedding is one of the best day of every woman's life, the bride walking down the aisle and the groom starring with smiles all over his face as she walks towards him. Instead u are the one holding a portrait walking down the aisle. If u guys had even skyped live it would have been less awkward. For all u know, as u were here walking a portrait down the aisle another girl is on the other side riding his dick on that same day. u didn't compose this statement ur self, if u did u would understand what a blog does, they report news, be it politics be it entertainment or gossips. It's her job. Ur post is stupid and the person who composed it for you is even more stupid. And the person even succeeded in making u look more stupid. Riding his dick! For dream or where? Some one who didn't even honor what was suppose to be the best day of ur life! How u want take see him dick? Abeg Park well
Ifs Germany choice o! you guys should Reapect that. Don't worry the story will change when two years from now, he continues to give her stories on why he still can't come back. "I must marry for others to see me" has made a lot of women. end up frustrated. It is inky in Nigeria that marriage is an achievement
Mrs eggplant, you got served. Do you know how painful she felt seeing people on here and other blogs/forums putting her up on blast cos of your selfish interest? Its already a viral picture. I hope you take it slow or else you go chop igbin with bone one day.
Listen, its not all kinda fish you eat some go hang for your throat, I swear. In my opinion, it's just a simple thing the young girl did to get married and it occurs in Delta State every time and I've seen a lot but doing it low keys, dunno of Yoruba girls but Ibo, Urhobo and Isoko babes do it a lot when the husband is abroad and most likely work schedule might not allow him to come over but the marriage right must be done cos girls don wise up, it's better she does that rather than going to meet the guy first then after sex the guy go say e no want again but come to think of it, don't you think doing proxy marriage is cheaper instead of you going to Nigeria, buying to and fro ticket and for the lady too then spend large on the wedding? Average/wise people save money for life after marriage, na only fool they do big wedding then go come eat ekaka (bonga fish) and later selling the gifts given to them to survive.
But guys seriously make una tell linda too make she go marry........30plus watin happen.... madam na Africa you dey o...better think twice... you dey here dey celebrate others up and down...
@Ibukunoluwa Nuellah you are just saying tr*ash, so far she's happy with the kinda marriage and enjoy her life after that it's none of your biz. Poor ppl get married too maybe you should go to Marriage and see how it works. Nice suits and gowns aint marriage but understanding and love. Marriage is just to keep the lady assured that they ain't side chick.
On a normal day if Ms. eggplant dey stay same street maybe like Ekpan road, Effurun and she do this, I swear na Linda pics of swollen eyes she for post here, hahaha like the journalist when them beat for Lagos recently.
Haha. Linda, since everything make your eyes see na your mouth dy talk, na insult mak you go dy receive b dat. You own nr let you dy talk na anoda person Mata u cari 4 head.
Why hasn't Linda posted other parts of the girl's message and pictures of her in South Africa with the guy now........ Linda learn to mind you business. amebo
Because she is "successful" you think she can do whatever she wants with speaking to the persons involved and getting their story right only in Naija can you get away with nonsense like this let her come and try it in UK she will be lounging in court. Foolishness
Internet has help to loss the mind everyone is just making comments without a clear picture of what happened Linda if you are going to be a journalist don't be lazy about interview the girl and get her story right otherwise you will open yourself up to lawsuits for invading people's privacy.
My dear, give it to her. I was just wondering. Couldn't she have waited for the guy to return from prison or wherever he is? #ShamelessSingleBride Hahahahahahaha...olodo
This gurl is just an olosho. Ok, u have married a PORTRAIT, now go back to ur ex or current boyfriend and "ride" his dick until ur "portrait" is done with the cunt he is currently married to in other to make money. U see?!!!! Both of u make a desparate combo ; u want "marriage by all means" and he needs to stay "temporarily faithful" to his mummy who has him as a toy over there (that is if he is not in jail). Anuofia, send kwa Linda that kind of message again. See who is counting herself as a married olosho...Mtcheeeew.
This gurl is just an olosho. Ok, u have married a PORTRAIT, now go back to ur ex or current boyfriend and "ride" his dick until ur "portrait" is done with the cunt he is currently married to in other to make money. U see?!!!! Both of u make a desparate combo ; u want "marriage by all means" and he needs to stay "temporarily faithful" to his mummy who has him as a toy over there (that is if he is not in jail). Anuofia, send kwa Linda that kind of message again. See who is counting herself as a married olosho...Mtcheeeew.
This gurl is just an olosho. Ok, u have married a PORTRAIT, now go back to ur ex or current boyfriend and "ride" his dick until ur "portrait" is done with the cunt he is currently married to in other to make money. U see?!!!! Both of u make a desparate combo ; u want "marriage by all means" and he needs to stay "temporarily faithful" to his mummy who has him as a toy over there (that is if he is not in jail). Anuofia, send kwa Linda that kind of message again. See who is counting herself as a married olosho...Mtcheeeew.
Hehehe.....chai it's possible deres some black magic involved here o....maybe if he came to his wedding he would have lost his wealth or something.....it is well o...God dey gan.....
for me ,i dont blame the girl na only linda waka come,nobody really know the reason behind the wedding so we dont have to judge bcos we are not God, as long as the both parties agree i dont see any thing bad in it ,after or av attended a wedding where the bride and the groom were not present and it went well,they have kids now.Its not easy to see a life partner.if its the sacrifice the girl had to pay for love then she had to do it,how about those that were present in their wedding and spend billions of naira ,the next thing is divorce.God knows best
Linda is just doing her business! that really helped got over my anger, cos i laughed so hard... I laughed cos is funny not bcos I think the is whatever. Is gist... Next!!!
Hmmmm,it's her choice,whether positive or negative in the future. Also,to Linda,learn to respect people's privacy,am sure in the US,she would have become a millionaire through this Linda. Pls,be professional!!!
In these clime....I have seen pole marry portraits well...it's a ceremony....doesn't mean they won't go to court later...it was trending a few yrs back sef...
It's actually wrong to humiliate pple and ruin their happiness to feed ur readers Linda...it's her choice...let's let her live... Am sure they we'd have done d legal part by now....
Has it occurred to anyone the guy mite have planned to travel down but was denied a visa at the last minute? We don't know details so we shdt poke fun at it....
If she was a bigger celeb...Linda u cud da been forced tot Ended an apology....she was right in this...
If Na me be the girl I for sue you so that you go learn lesson. I love it when you post stories like the state of a bad road, the woman who fixed her road in lekki. But not how I marry. You can't do this to Genevieve, omotola or Stephenie. So try respect people make dem nor drag you go court one day.
It's sad how there's soooooo many immature and very childish people on this blog! U'all stay kissing and licking Linda Ikeji's ass even when she's dead wrong! How pathetic?! All in the name of some damn giveaway! Most of u have a lot of growing up to do!
It's sad how there's soooooo many immature and very childish people on this blog! U'all stay kissing and licking Linda Ikeji's ass even when she's dead wrong! How pathetic?! All in the name of some damn giveaway! Most of u have a lot of growing up to do!
@DeMango- Thank u! A lot of people on this blog are ass lickers to Linda Ikeji! So whatever wrong or nonsense she does, they'll still agree with her! Bullshit! I have a mind of my own!
Our new bride, ain't you suppose to be enjoying your honeymoon now..... Sorry, I forgot, your groom is not available to massage your punana. Its a wrong move to decide to pour out your frustration on a Linda that is smiling to the bank with her blog. Safe yourself some headache and just enjoy your absent D**k alone we don't need to know.
Looking at it from another angle, you did breach the ethnics of mass communication. She can actually sue you for invasion of privacy, she is not a celeb neither is she a criminal. You the did invade her own wedding and you had no right. So an apology should be given.
As far as am concerned dis girl is not married,who sign as husband abeg?its Nt abt minding business here its about facing reality..wake up girl,dis is total bullshit!!!
dont know why you guyz are making so much about this,its not we are just seeing that or hearing that for the first time,its been happening ,so why cant you all mind your business and liv her alone,you dont know what going on in their family,so why judge,please always respect peoples privacy ,am not saying i can do ,but she has done it so please let her breathe.thanx
this is actually my first time making a comments on any post, this girl is indeed funny, pls do u have her name on facebook, she pratically married a picture and she is still proud of it, rubbish girl
I AM VERY HAPPY THE GIRL CALLED YOU OUT,BECAUSE YOU LINDA WRITES A WHOLE LOT OF BULLOCKS ,WHATS YOUR BIZ U DONT KNOW IF D HUBBY WASNYT AROUND FOR PERSONAL EMOTIONAL REASONS BUT NO LINDA MUST WRITE ......RUBBISH I CANT WAIT TILL YOU ARE DEALT WITH..........
all i want to ask this woman is How was her honey moon with the portrait? must have been fun right? and who signed the wedding register? must have been the portrait right...coz the portrait definitely needs to sign for this marriage to be "legal' and so if the portrait did not sign, then this marriage does not exist in the face of the law...wonder what the creator thinks bout this.
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This lady no well sha........what effrontery!
This is so funny, I just love reading comments on this blog. It cracks me real bad, am ROTFL, seriously loud.
Like she said, it's her life and her choice. It's nobody's business how she chooses to wed. It's disrespectful and insensitive posting her wedding pix without her consent so pple could ridicule her. That's infringing on her privacy. And she could have sued u for that. I know u are in blogging for traffic (and ultimately money), but u still need to be ethical in ur reporting.
Excuse you ???
Hahaha I can't laugh out! My dear if the guy was not going to be around it really makes you and the rest of your crowd WEIRD you please for just do ceremony for house. Linda pls keep bringing the creeps out we luv it.
Riding on his ****.. LMAO
OKORO UPGRADED**
Ur comment just killed me, moi moi kwa
This not new,my uncle did that years ago and after the marriage she joined my uncle in usa..i see nothing wrong in it..am am disappointed on what linda did...she didnt act maturely..
Dts below d belt and not nice pls
U d@ is nt a whore nd d@ is married pls were hz it tken u 2?
lolzz,she is just as dumb as she looks..riding a picture of his d**k i suppose?i won't be surprised if her portrait husband is married to somebody else in whatever country he is in..stupidity at the highest level.SMH.
I bet he sent u a framed picture of his d**k, so u can ride hard on it. Ewu awusa, u the most foolish girl I've ever seen, and have guts to rant foolishly on fb. I won't even pity u, cos I don't have time for that. Now go and ride his framed d**k pix, afterall, it's ur honeymoon. Stupor. Bella!
lolzz,she is just as dumb as she looks..riding a picture of his d**k i suppose?i won't be surprised if her portrait husband is married to somebody else in whatever country he is in..stupidity at the highest level.SMH.
Heheheheheh!! E pain me self wey dy here tlk more of her lol
Grammar "ZERO", the idiot has a poor diction.
The girl posted the pix on her fb page. Linda uplifted the pix and news to her blog to spite her. That's her life and cup of tea and it's nobody's business. Some ppl have married with the husband physically present yet they ended up divorced. Marriage is much more than jst ceremony. The girl is now in SA with her husband yet linda refused to publish that part of her story. Linda ikeji, if e pain u, go marry ur own make we see. Am 100% in support of the girl. Birches will always talk but guess what, no one cares. U either post my comment or u read & digest it
Buh Srzly I Dnt see hw she getting married to an absentee husband as anybodies business....epic response dis should put Aunty Linda in her place
am very positive this #wifeofaportrait didnt make that write up herself..considering her choice of words,she could have had a better and well planned portrait wedding,talkless of the sutana she called a wedding gown,her reception up-nepa obioma s designed dress,those moi moi elepo from salad container she presentd as cup-cakes,oh my! sooooo hilarious! cant stop laffing
seriously,that younglady didnt do dat write up! she should have even owned up to this sham she bragging about...get a life miss
you are a bastard o
Now I understand how crazy this world is going to end. Marrying a portrait and her pervert parents allowed/supported her?? This is as stupid as stupid itself. I actually thought it was a made up story when I saw it earlier. #senselessbrain, No, you rather made your foolishness global and not famous as you said. #desperado. #PervertSickBitch
So been married to a portrait is the way to go? Abeg let's be real, if the guy is not ready then move on. Do you know he can deny her, he was not physically present for 'his' own wedding, what reason(s) could justify that?... mtwueech...
daaaammmmmnnnn.
Lmao sister as you are riding the wooden frame, another babe is riding the flesh and blood D, be here insulting Linda that can buy your generation.
Her wardrobe Can Feed Ur entire generation...
Nice words! U av hit the nail on the head!
Linda could be married so don't be too sure biminiflash.com.ng
She's not serious. Getting married to a portrait, who does that in 2015.
Nobody's envious of her,i just don't wanna read any crap from her on lib asking for advice. I know how most of these invisible groom marriages ends.I wish her well in all honesty.
#singing come and see America wonder x2. U open ur mouth to talk after u marry portrait wot a pity. Linda is having n will always hv a better life dan u. Ride D**k kor Drive D**k ni. Ode Oshi
Again is that moi moi or cake?
Why are u guys abusing her,na wa o.
Loool Linda na pure yoruba geh loool see her reply hahahahahahahaha
Linda will always be Linda, that is the reason why she is a blogger. people will always judge you no matter what you post. The lady who married a portrait wanted it that way. Different strokes for different folks. We are not in the best position to judge anybody.
Lindodo,don't mind her jawe!..not hw far but how well..no b only u dey 30's..dem funke akindele,rita domnic and co dey,dem old pass u sef...just b patient,god will give u d man ur heart desires!
Her Kettle of coffe.
Next plz
Lmao.
It was pasted behind d portrait.
Putting her nose in oda pples biz pays her bills
Help me ask her
Happy marriage life
Abeg which church wed dem?
she has her own man
linda where is yours?its not about designers bag and shoes.its abt who u end up with at the long run
she has her own man
linda where is yours?its not about designers bag and shoes.its abt who u end up with at the long run
Happy married life Girl. Its nobody's bloody business if you marry your hubby in absentia
Gbam! Her own desperation na times hundred raised to power five.
Stupid girl married to a portrait all in d name of fake love,to d man who cannot afford to by ticket from S A,broke ass nigga,tnk God u travel d next day to meet him for ur honey moon,u are indeed riding his d..k,Linda is far better dan a cheap bitch like u,see ur cake like moin moin...lol,Ur gown sef...I guess na panseke market u buy am oponu desperate bride
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
STFU...DAFTY
Na u sabi person wey ugly?....nice one,continue shoogbo
Eyitola Simon omotayo
This girl is the most useless thing that happened today. Dayunmmmm like seriously. Who the hell gave birth to this one. What a trip.she is as stupid as fuck can't even deal.
Lmaooo...best comment yet...sooo funny...really, I was really on her side till she said d 'D' word. Finally, people need 2 know when popularity is present but 4 d wrong reasons. Secondly, they should learn 2 draw the line between self defense and self humiliation...
U just dey scatter grammar. Senior advocate of linda
U a fool....thats why uv not made it in life....be claiming wealthy chick #alakada life
If you don't understand ask, it's obvious her hubby is abroad linda sef ehn you have issues
I'd say it once more: I wouldn't wish this on my enemy.
~D great anonymous!
Honestly, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke so I did not pay it any mindi But for her to reply in such a manner?
To really prove something is definitely wrong with her, why did she start every word in caps? And for someone that looks really innocent, she sure is wild-looks are truly deceptive.
The grammar sef na die! Olodo. It definitely, explains her level of education and decision. Bush girl.
And who told you you became popular? Desperado! Ta! Commot for road. You want to compare yourself with Linda! Who dash you? See ya okpolo eyes!
Girl, your boyfriend isn't legal wherever he is. You'll wait for him tire to come for you oooo. Better listen now and stop forming Wonder Wonman
So u believe say na she write am, I think not
I don't think thus chick said half of this crap!... judging by her physic. (no hard feelings miss El)
Mumu did she say she is legally married?? Maybe she'll still have a court wedding or she has already..
Linda can also feed your generation right??
U re in my mind @ anon
So u must keep repeating d same thing.. imbecile
Monkey so you think its all about money?? Low brain maggot
She really thinks Linda has her time!!! Making money all the way matches!
Riding a picture of his d**k abi?..I sha just want 2 know y he was absent, was he on lyf support? In prison? or wat..
Baby u can marry a stick! Buh dnt u dare insult ma Linda dnt dare...if ur husby doesn't feel. it's important to b @ ur supposed happy day Oku orire looto! Buh dnt u dare say shit abouuh Linda...she controls more dan ridding on a fucking D**k!
I actually subscribed just to read dis particular news and d comments, at first Linda my birthmate,ur title 4 her news made me laugh out my eyes,2ndly her white garment wedding gown/na maternity gown I go call am, are DOS cupcakes or moioi, how did d portrait exchange vows with her? How did dey exchange rings?how dem takekiss dia selves?how she take feed d portrait food? D portrait set b like obituary, money wet she suppose take do shopping 4 her she waste am on top ghost mode wedding.. And its Linda's choice to get married anytime she want,abi make she sef go marry portrait like u?? Linda lovely headline... U sef show us ur husband. D girl dey claim say at all at all na e bad,atleast she do ghost mode wedding...mind u Mrs portrait, u re popular and nt famous, if u do dis knd wedding, I guess u shud b starving by now...wedding no b by force...CNT stop laughing.
I actually subscribed just to read dis particular news and d comments, at first Linda my birthmate,ur title 4 her news made me laugh out my eyes,2ndly her white garment wedding gown/na maternity gown I go call am, are DOS cupcakes or moioi, how did d portrait exchange vows with her? How did dey exchange rings?how dem takekiss dia selves?how she take feed d portrait food? D portrait set b like obituary, money wet she suppose take do shopping 4 her she waste am on top ghost mode wedding.. And its Linda's choice to get married anytime she want,abi make she sef go marry portrait like u?? Linda lovely headline... U sef show us ur husband. D girl dey claim say at all at all na e bad,atleast she do ghost mode wedding...mind u Mrs portrait, u re popular and nt famous, if u do dis knd wedding, I guess u shud b starving by now...wedding no b by force...CNT stop laughing.
Rotfl
Jesu!!! She actually came 4 d wrong gel!
I actually subscribed just to read dis particular news and d comments, at first Linda my birthmate,ur title 4 her news made me laugh out my eyes,2ndly her white garment wedding gown/na maternity gown I go call am, are DOS cupcakes or moioi, how did d portrait exchange vows with her? How did dey exchange rings?how dem takekiss dia selves?how she take feed d portrait food? D portrait set b like obituary, money wet she suppose take do shopping 4 her she waste am on top ghost mode wedding.. And its Linda's choice to get married anytime she want,abi make she sef go marry portrait like u?? Linda lovely headline... U sef show us ur husband. D girl dey claim say at all at all na e bad,atleast she do ghost mode wedding...mind u Mrs portrait, u re popular and nt famous, if u do dis knd wedding, I guess u shud b starving by now...wedding no b by force...CNT stop laughing.
Linda u sure say u no go marry me? U won't have to get wedded to a portrait ...that I can assure you
Gbam! Lmao
Fool
Foolish ass licker. Linda should have respected her privacy
Senseless she goat.
You are the one that is stupid. Linda should go marry she will soon pass menopause.
To a portrait u bitch! Linda ain't no whore it's ur desperado friend Dats a whore...she Culdnt even wait 4 d guy to come bak..ya'll dumb asses dnt knw d guy may denny marrying her??? huh!m sure she can't pay her bills n she can open her loud mouth to compare her marriage to a portrait wif ma precious,bootylicious,successful,sophisticated,beautiful,woman of substance(linda) Very soon naw dey'll b sendin stupid stories of how dier husby turned out to b gay/married to som1 else!...egbe eye ni eyen wo tan! Awon ode akindanidani! Won ba yin so en wa run ki atoyin ti! Shior...i'lld rada work hard, b successful dan linda n stay single dan marry a man who doesn't fink his bride shld b honoured by his presence on dier supposed "D day"
Exactly.
Actually hun u are.
Oh yeah! Feisty.. I like her
She won't post that now...it will make her look like a fool that she is.
Gbam!
you idiots should remember... its her choice. that's d way she wanted it. she's not the 1st person to do this.
Fool. Al bcos of freebies by the so called Linda Ifeoma Ikeji whose course we having an emergency meeting in our realm now.
Ifeoma Ikeji. I told u in the afternoon but u didn't publish, this is just the beginning. By the time we witches re tru with u,u will know this life has no duplicate. U shall see.
If u like don't post this again,it won't stop our meeting and decision.
If u are married, u would understand that the wedding is just an event! And the wedding really doesn't have anything to. Do with the marriage! Trust me!
It's so sad that this generation is really f$$ked up, I just don't understand why yall let social media get into everything happening in the world right now that aside, I just don't understand why on earth people don't have right to do whatever that suites them and yall muthafuckers have to complain why?? Don't you just understand why we were born differently? God wants yall assholes to mind your businesses and let people live there life some of yall went to an extent of saying you'll rather die single that get married to a portrait that's your opinion no one will judge you for that it's said at the end we will all be judged according to our acts not with what others have done and by the way this isn't the first kind of wedding like this and this won't be the last some even went far by saying the bride is either in jail bunch of negative ass people..why can't you think positive for once yall hate and judge what you don't know either you like it or not they are married and none of yall hating ass comment would stop that F$$k yall once again f$$k yall
lmaoooo!!!!! thumbs up to linda and all the people who comment on this blog. you make my free time worth it!
I love this comment .....
SO THIS MARRIAGE PICTURE WAS REAL?
Moral lesson - life is too short, go and get married.
U got served linda.next time mind ur bizness afterall u aint evn married
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Linda will you marry me? lets disappoint that cockroach of a girl.
Don't call her a stupid girl. She made lots of sense in what she said. It's her choice to marry in the man using his picture. She made her choice and he likes it. I don't see reasons why people will leave the logs of wood in their eyes and go after a dust of wood in others. Linda, stop prying into people's private life to make your headline.
Mumu girl. U were there marrying his picture he was on top of another woman.
And hw is she stupid? Kindly school us Ma!
Linda na God? Wat d f* r u all saying? Cnt u do wateva makes u happy without minding wateva anyone thinks? I tire for una o
Looool... she's riding his dick! LMAO! Oponu!
Lol, kiss ur frame
Mrs portrait d*ck rider,pls kip riding ur portrait abeg but m sure u nid a psychiatric evaluation. Pls mind u pple cos dis is not invasion of privacy cos d girl posted d pictures online, expectin pple 2 congratulate her? Dis is crazy.
This girl is insane that's just the absolute truth. A wedding is one of the best day of every woman's life, the bride walking down the aisle and the groom starring with smiles all over his face as she walks towards him. Instead u are the one holding a portrait walking down the aisle. If u guys had even skyped live it would have been less awkward. For all u know, as u were here walking a portrait down the aisle another girl is on the other side riding his dick on that same day. u didn't compose this statement ur self, if u did u would understand what a blog does, they report news, be it politics be it entertainment or gossips. It's her job. Ur post is stupid and the person who composed it for you is even more stupid. And the person even succeeded in making u look more stupid. Riding his dick! For dream or where? Some one who didn't even honor what was suppose to be the best day of ur life! How u want take see him dick? Abeg Park well
Hahahahahah hahahahahahahahahja. Am so much in luv wit dis girl now! Linda am so sorry for u.lol!
#nothankyoui'llratherbeselfmade
Ifs Germany choice o! you guys should Reapect that. Don't worry the story will change when two years from now, he continues to give her stories on why he still can't come back.
"I must marry for others to see me" has made a lot of women. end up frustrated. It is inky in Nigeria that marriage is an achievement
she is happy with me now check my facebook page omotayo simon
Mrs eggplant, you got served. Do you know how painful she felt seeing people on here and other blogs/forums putting her up on blast cos of your selfish interest? Its already a viral picture. I hope you take it slow or else you go chop igbin with bone one day.
Listen, its not all kinda fish you eat some go hang for your throat, I swear. In my opinion, it's just a simple thing the young girl did to get married and it occurs in Delta State every time and I've seen a lot but doing it low keys, dunno of Yoruba girls but Ibo, Urhobo and Isoko babes do it a lot when the husband is abroad and most likely work schedule might not allow him to come over but the marriage right must be done cos girls don wise up, it's better she does that rather than going to meet the guy first then after sex the guy go say e no want again but come to think of it, don't you think doing proxy marriage is cheaper instead of you going to Nigeria, buying to and fro ticket and for the lady too then spend large on the wedding? Average/wise people save money for life after marriage, na only fool they do big wedding then go come eat ekaka (bonga fish) and later selling the gifts given to them to survive.
But guys seriously make una tell linda too make she go marry........30plus watin happen.... madam na Africa you dey o...better think twice... you dey here dey celebrate others up and down...
@Ibukunoluwa Nuellah you are just saying tr*ash, so far she's happy with the kinda marriage and enjoy her life after that it's none of your biz. Poor ppl get married too maybe you should go to Marriage and see how it works. Nice suits and gowns aint marriage but understanding and love. Marriage is just to keep the lady assured that they ain't side chick.
On a normal day if Ms. eggplant dey stay same street maybe like Ekpan road, Effurun and she do this, I swear na Linda pics of swollen eyes she for post here, hahaha like the journalist when them beat for Lagos recently.
Having an elaborate wedding doe not guarantee happiness.
Linda got her fingers burnt
She took on a wrong geh
U r d stupid one!
Rather be single than get married to a portrait... And riding whc dick? Oh! I get, the dick must be behind
N who z talkin abt Laura here??? N lest i 4get Laura is way beta dan u cos she gat a free n lovely spirit!
Hahaaaa anon. You get bad mouth, I Don laff die for here but you just said the truth sha!
Haha. Linda, since everything make your eyes see na your mouth dy talk, na insult mak you go dy receive b dat. You own nr let you dy talk na anoda person Mata u cari 4 head.
Why hasn't Linda posted other parts of the girl's message and pictures of her in South Africa with the guy now........ Linda learn to mind you business. amebo
Because she is "successful" you think she can do whatever she wants with speaking to the persons involved and getting their story right only in Naija can you get away with nonsense like this let her come and try it in UK she will be lounging in court. Foolishness
Laff wan kil me die!!!!
"Riding his dick" in the spirit!!!!
Indeed some mothers do have 'em
LMAO...Bona u got me on ur last line.
The gurl is just a fool
LMAO...Bona u got me on ur last line.
The gurl is just a fool
Hahahaha...tell her o o o
Internet has help to loss the mind everyone is just making comments without a clear picture of what happened Linda if you are going to be a journalist don't be lazy about interview the girl and get her story right otherwise you will open yourself up to lawsuits for invading people's privacy.
My dear, give it to her.
I was just wondering. Couldn't she have waited for the guy to return from prison or wherever he is?
#ShamelessSingleBride
Hahahahahahaha...olodo
Taa gbafuo! Desperado
Is she aware that her cupcakes look like moi-moi!!!
This gurl is just an olosho.
Ok, u have married a PORTRAIT, now go back to ur ex or current boyfriend and "ride" his dick until ur "portrait" is done with the cunt he is currently married to in other to make money.
U see?!!!!
Both of u make a desparate combo ; u want "marriage by all means" and he needs to stay "temporarily faithful" to his mummy who has him as a toy over there (that is if he is not in jail).
Anuofia, send kwa Linda that kind of message again. See who is counting herself as a married olosho...Mtcheeeew.
This gurl is just an olosho.
Ok, u have married a PORTRAIT, now go back to ur ex or current boyfriend and "ride" his dick until ur "portrait" is done with the cunt he is currently married to in other to make money.
U see?!!!!
Both of u make a desparate combo ; u want "marriage by all means" and he needs to stay "temporarily faithful" to his mummy who has him as a toy over there (that is if he is not in jail).
Anuofia, send kwa Linda that kind of message again. See who is counting herself as a married olosho...Mtcheeeew.
This gurl is just an olosho.
Ok, u have married a PORTRAIT, now go back to ur ex or current boyfriend and "ride" his dick until ur "portrait" is done with the cunt he is currently married to in other to make money.
U see?!!!!
Both of u make a desparate combo ; u want "marriage by all means" and he needs to stay "temporarily faithful" to his mummy who has him as a toy over there (that is if he is not in jail).
Anuofia, send kwa Linda that kind of message again. See who is counting herself as a married olosho...Mtcheeeew.
Hehehe.....chai it's possible deres some black magic involved here o....maybe if he came to his wedding he would have lost his wealth or something.....it is well o...God dey gan.....
for me ,i dont blame the girl na only linda waka come,nobody really know the reason behind the wedding so we dont have to judge bcos we are not God, as long as the both parties agree i dont see any thing bad in it ,after or av attended a wedding where the bride and the groom were not present and it went well,they have kids now.Its not easy to see a life partner.if its the sacrifice the girl had to pay for love then she had to do it,how about those that were present in their wedding and spend billions of naira ,the next thing is divorce.God knows best
Shameless gal.
Well.... she's right in a way.
Enjoy yourself girl.
Na your choice.
Lmboooo damn!
THIS GIRL NO WELL I SWEAR!!........
Linda is just doing her business! that really helped got over my anger, cos i laughed so hard...
I laughed cos is funny not bcos I think the is whatever. Is gist... Next!!!
She is a compound fool
She is a compound fool
I don't like this. Linda do make we marry naw? 😀😀😁💏
she has said her mind 'simple'
She is got no brains
Hmmmm,it's her choice,whether positive or negative in the future. Also,to Linda,learn to respect people's privacy,am sure in the US,she would have become a millionaire through this Linda. Pls,be professional!!!
the good thing is that the lady got married to the love of her life. shike nan
In these clime....I have seen pole marry portraits well...it's a ceremony....doesn't mean they won't go to court later...it was trending a few yrs back sef...
It's actually wrong to humiliate pple and ruin their happiness to feed ur readers Linda...it's her choice...let's let her live... Am sure they we'd have done d legal part by now....
Has it occurred to anyone the guy mite have planned to travel down but was denied a visa at the last minute? We don't know details so we shdt poke fun at it....
If she was a bigger celeb...Linda u cud da been forced tot Ended an apology....she was right in this...
If Na me be the girl I for sue you so that you go learn lesson. I love it when you post stories like the state of a bad road, the woman who fixed her road in lekki. But not how I marry. You can't do this to Genevieve, omotola or Stephenie. So try respect people make dem nor drag you go court one day.
Linda must u report everything, u too desperate for stories
GOOD response girl! Very good one at that!
It's sad how there's soooooo many immature and very childish people on this blog! U'all stay kissing and licking Linda Ikeji's ass even when she's dead wrong! How pathetic?!
All in the name of some damn giveaway! Most of u have a lot of growing up to do!
And u are the STUPID one! @ijeoma
GOOD response girl! Very good one at that!
It's sad how there's soooooo many immature and very childish people on this blog! U'all stay kissing and licking Linda Ikeji's ass even when she's dead wrong! How pathetic?!
All in the name of some damn giveaway! Most of u have a lot of growing up to do!
@DeMango- Thank u!
A lot of people on this blog are ass lickers to Linda Ikeji! So whatever wrong or nonsense she does, they'll still agree with her!
Bullshit! I have a mind of my own!
Laf Don finish me
When I saw the pix, I couldn't stop laughing. She even came out openly without shame to talk. Lolz people self. DESPERADO.
'Stewpid 'girl. ... Bride uwa nile
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Well said
Lol why will she post it...when she knows how stupid it will mk her look.
Our new bride, ain't you suppose to be enjoying your honeymoon now..... Sorry, I forgot, your groom is not available to massage your punana. Its a wrong move to decide to pour out your frustration on a Linda that is smiling to the bank with her blog. Safe yourself some headache and just enjoy your absent D**k alone we don't need to know.
Looking at it from another angle, you did breach the ethnics of mass communication. She can actually sue you for invasion of privacy, she is not a celeb neither is she a criminal. You the did invade her own wedding and you had no right. So an apology should be given.
And to u all she's really riding hid d**k cos she's now abroad with him,shame on u all...NTOI#tongueout#
I learnt she has joined her "portrait" in South Africa few days ago
I learnt she has joined her "portrait" in South Africa few days ago
Lmao. this got me😁😂😃😃😃
Well i guess she also has a picture of his dick to ride. Picture or not dick na dick.
Imbe girl, which dick are u riding??? Is it the portrait u riding???
U r soo delusional
"Eku orire"... LoL. hahaha
As far as am concerned dis girl is not married,who sign as husband abeg?its Nt abt minding business here its about facing reality..wake up girl,dis is total bullshit!!!
U are really senseless.. Idiot like u.. U should learn to mind your business... Do u own weeding let's see u.. Fool
dont know why you guyz are making so much about this,its not we are just seeing that or hearing that for the first time,its been happening ,so why cant you all mind your business and liv her alone,you dont know what going on in their family,so why judge,please always respect peoples privacy ,am not saying i can do ,but she has done it so please let her breathe.thanx
this is actually my first time making a comments on any post, this girl is indeed funny, pls do u have her name on facebook, she pratically married a picture and she is still proud of it, rubbish girl
I AM VERY HAPPY THE GIRL CALLED YOU OUT,BECAUSE YOU LINDA WRITES A WHOLE LOT OF BULLOCKS ,WHATS YOUR BIZ U DONT KNOW IF D HUBBY WASNYT AROUND FOR PERSONAL EMOTIONAL REASONS BUT NO LINDA MUST WRITE ......RUBBISH I CANT WAIT TILL YOU ARE DEALT WITH..........
lol.....ma she dey deceive haslf 4 der!!!!!lmao
Very stupid indeed
all i want to ask this woman is How was her honey moon with the portrait? must have been fun right? and who signed the wedding register? must have been the portrait right...coz the portrait definitely needs to sign for this marriage to be "legal' and so if the portrait did not sign, then this marriage does not exist in the face of the law...wonder what the creator thinks bout this.
Linda, don't mind her. This year is your year of marriage. If she likes, she should be sleeping with portrait. .. stupid bride
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