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Monday 5 January 2015

University of Florida baller takes a dump on himself during bowl game

You know what they say, sometimes sh*t happens...:-). A University of Florida player named Adam Lane Jr sh*t in his pants (circled) during a game between his team and East Carolina yesterday Jan. 4th. Adam ran the field for a few minutes without noticing what had happened to him until a trainer went to him, handed him a towel to cover up and he was escorted from the field.

He returned to the field about ten minutes later with new white pants. See the Vine video after the cut


131 comments:

Unknown said...

Is like he married a Nigeria lady, the girl prepared moi moi for him

Unknown said...

Shit happens hehe

Unknown said...

Shit happens hehe

Anonymous said...

Yuck, football is a contact sport. His teammates might have touched his cooties.

Unknown said...

Lol shit happens lol.....here..my eyes are closed oo

Unknown said...

Eewh nasty shit...that's fucked up ooooooooo

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmaooooooo more like tubers of yam happens

Unknown said...

Ehyah
Jedi dedi have want to kill him

Unknown said...

Shit happens indeed!!maybe he neva knew..jes maybe..

Unknown said...

The game was hooot

Andy de don said...

Lol guy u no well o

Unknown said...

Aunty Linda oOo !!! Small small u ar teaching us Aamebo ooo........

Says De-Champion

Swaag said...

NA WAO... SHIT REALLY HAPPENS SOMETIMES

Anonymous said...

First Class Lady


So? Americans will make news of everything. Mtttcchhwww

Anonymous said...

THE GUY MUST BE GAY. DEM DON F...K HIM YANSH SCATTER. NO CONTROL ANYMORE. DEATH TO ALL GAYS AND LESBIANS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

THE GUY MUST BE GAY. DEM DON F...K HIM YANSH SCATTER. NO CONTROL ANYMORE. DEATH TO ALL GAYS AND LESBIANS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Playing in the cold isnt easy ooo..It could happen to anyone

Anonymous said...

Kini big deal!?

Unknown said...

I think he is Gay, and his ass is seriously leaking! Lol

Unknown said...

Hahaha! the guy wan discharge gases,him no know say sh*t self dey entrance wan offload.

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Unknown said...

Chei....shit mehn

princess said...

Yea, shit happens

Unknown said...

lmao...Na wa for this linda o....I cant shout o.

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Anonymous said...

funny

Anonymous said...

The guy "mess" but shit came out! Bu haha haha! He tot Noone will know! Next time dnt mess after wacking beans

Unknown said...

What!!?!!? Well, next time he shouldn't forget to wear pampers(diaper).

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Unknown said...

Hahaha! the guy wan discharge gases,him no know say sh*t self dey entrance wan offload.

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Unknown said...

Hahaha.. U mad!

Unknown said...

Hahaha.. U mad!

Unknown said...

That's the result of eating too many junks..

Anonymous said...

Moi Moi or ewa agoyin for real lol

Unknown said...

Shit happens, Linda take note!

Unknown said...

It's just not fair...making an issue out of something as embarrassing as this. The stigma alone!!
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Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

I'm really sorry for him...worse things happen when we are scared or nervous! They should have treated it on a low key basis.

Dr. Rukevwe said...

Lol!

Okoro said...

Oboi, him go tink say na mess!!

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

Hilarious!!

Unknown said...

Original shit....he's suffering from jedi jedi...#Gmooore'sTaLk

Unknown said...

Maybe the yansh elasticity don't slack.

Unknown said...

Moi moi indeed...

Bet sure he got carried and felt it was not necessary.

Probably he had a sharp one b4 steping 4d game and forgot...shit do happen.

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Unknown said...

Lmao! Nsi afo osisa...

Anonymous said...

Homosexual. His anus has lost all its nerves. Na wa oo...msteww!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong and nothing new with intestines reacting to the pressure of the game. It can happen to anyone.

Ochuko Arhiakpore said...

LOL...


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gbemsco said...

Is this news worthy

Anonymous said...

Does he need a butt plug? How would you not know you have messed your pants unless you are used to leaking out of that hole?

Unknown said...

Very funny, maybe he was nervous

Unknown said...

Lol, that's quite embarrassing oo
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ary said...

This game is too brutal, e reach to make sh*t comot your nyash! LMAO, I don't know how he managed to come out again, that was really brave. Events like this follow you for the rest of your life ask Gary Lineaker

LIB Police said...

Guess his a fag.. His ass doesn't hold shit any more

Linda's Elder Sister. said...

Linda where is Bonario Nnags , I vnt seen his comment in a little while,pls try and look out for him and Prince Charming. They are good entertainers on this blog.

Unknown said...

Im suspecting the guy might be GAY and something has enter his anus,so its uncontrollable. Thats why he couldn't figure it out when its stain

Muyiwa said...

Some things really cant be controlled

Unknown said...

Ok Linda u're now using American way of speaking for us 'takes a dump on himself ' really? Anyway shit happens

Muyiwa said...

Some things can not be controlled

Unknown said...

Maybe he was tensed it happens to most people....I used to know a girl back then in school,when she sees a difficult exam question she would either wee on herself or poo..it was funny to us, until our teacher taught us about it,lol **i know it happens to kids mostly ooh,but can't say of this bros
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Unknown said...

Shit happens

Unknown said...

Loolz! Pele oo

Richard said...

Hahaha na that xmas and new year chop chop. Lol

Unknown said...

Eyaaaah. Pepper food

Unknown said...

He's gay, Thatz why his ass whole is no longer tight that he couldn't notice that he had actually shit on his pants.

Yusuph said...

Lol shit happens

Anonymous said...

OR may be he's gay nd his anus hole has become too wide dat he can hardly feel wen shit wants to drop.......Lmao, gay side effect!!

Kponskii said...

See wetin pressure cause!

wisemanluke said...

Shiiiiii

Unknown said...

Yuck

Unknown said...

How sure are we dat he isn't gay?? Maybe he 4got to wear his diaper. As simple as dat.

Anonymous said...

Undercover gay with loosened anal sphincter..

gidis said...

Lol.....bad day devil drink water 4 him

Anonymous said...

its like he is gay, maybe his hussy has expanded his anal ring musscle to point of inelasticity

Anonymous said...

Hope that guy is not a gay with a damaged anus ... lol! Sorry for all gays.

Temmy said...

Tension stricken guy. Not his fault sha

Unknown said...

His ass hole is so big he did not notice anything came out.#shit happens

Sugarvie said...

Gross!
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Unknown said...

Lol hehehhe
Truly shit happens

Unknown said...

Ladies close ya eyez...

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Anonymous said...

Lmaooo I no fit laugh

CELEB said...

Eh yaa!

Unknown said...

Na wa oo

Unknown said...

Nsi oku things

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha and he must av shit very watery smelling shit in his white pants! This is hillarious

Lewis said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Some dayz are like dat.....Lol

Juleslouis said...

Looks like d type of shit that flies out unknowingly when υ̲̣̥r̲̅ tensed. Wow wow. Shit really does happen

Unknown said...

seriously ...SHIT happenzzz , heheheheheh

ujunwa said...

So dirty

chocolate said...

Na wa oh,persn shut for body don turn news again?

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Anal sex things

yawanow said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Irritating.

CHERRY said...

Sh*t happens!

Unknown said...

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Anonymous said...

Most tyms it happens 2 guys. His own is tension tho! Homo people dia is God oooo. Let d demon controlling una sense liv una allow in Jesus name,Amen.

Anonymous said...

You mean he didn't know he shit on him self? That guys gay! He ducks through the anus. Thats why. - Doc who

Femillionaire said...

That could be a strategy... I mean, who's gonna try to intercept him?

Unknown said...

i can imagine..#shit happens

Prince Chinedu said...

Afo na Asa d guy....lolzzzz

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

No be small moinmoin o, wit plenty pepe sef

White Gardenia said...

Maybe he is gay and his ass can no longer hold shit.Hee hee.Just maybe.

Unknown said...

Omg disgraceful

Unknown said...

Abi d guy no reason to go restroom?

MADEMOISELLE said...

HIAN!!! How can he not know lol I don't think it's possible to shit on yourself and not know....

Unknown said...

Indeed sh*t happens

Unknown said...

Na pepper cousam....lol

Unknown said...

Shit really does happen

Unknown said...

America shit, I wonder y someone will shit or will want to shit and him or her will not know. O funny gidi gan.shameless thing.

Unknown said...

No be small shit happens, chai purging tinz abi na asaro he chop...

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Unknown said...

No be small shit happens, chai purging tinz abi na asaro he chop...

Steady said...

That's why it's not good to be a gay because you won't know when shit comes out from your yansh

Unknown said...

Hahaha no be small tin ooo the guy chop amala and ewedu

Anonymous said...

He is gay. Leaking....

Anonymous said...

Shit happen joor

Unknown said...

maybe he wanted to fuffffff! i mean he wanted to blow trumpet with his anus and mistakenly drop the shit!!!

supermom said...

Heheehe .

Unknown said...

MR EDDY said.
Lmfao. Hahaha. shit happens indeed
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Unknown said...

Lmao shits happen for a reason....this must be a mistake but very funny the dude no even send as he carry the map of african the play game on
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Subomi said...

naaaah i aint watching no shit video

Unknown said...

Lol, no be small pepper oooo

Bella j said...

Lol mm m mm mm! Smello

Unknown said...

He must be a faggot,dem don use prickk finish him yansh wey don begin leak.

Unknown said...

He must be a faggot,dem don use prickk finish him yansh wey don begin leak.

Unknown said...

Like seriously???what!!ewwwwww...

oyekunle bunmi said...

how possible? if is this is true, its embarrassing

ebonyz... said...

Wetin he chop nah? pele eh

Favour belle said...

Lol...if to say na naija fly for follow am sotey he will be more than embarrassed. Choi

Anonymous said...

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