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Tuesday, 12 July 2016

"Wife, not cook!" Noble Igwe responds to a troll who questioned him over eating in a restaurant

Lol...nice comeback

102 comments:

Unknown said...

Lol. . chai,vain,vain,vain!!!!!!!!!!!

ADeSeWa said...

lol

Anonymous said...

If this is not a joke then his head should be examined. For real...

Unknown said...

Pple find it difficult to mind their business... dee

Anonymous said...

Mtchew,,,na evrytin be nice 4 linda's eyes,,,evry soon,she will turn him 2 her slave,he is gonna be d 1 washing d dishes,cleaning d house nd d rest,,I dnt even call dat tin nails,I call it claws,,na laziness dey worry d wife,,well gud tin she av a man who can cope wit her life style

Chizzy Liz said...

*****************Hahahahahahahahahahaha ****** nice one nwannaa......... over sabi zealous babes********* d way i hate dix kinda ladies ix beyond passion***********umunwanyi bu nnor amunsu to dem selves*************Ezigbote mmadu furchara oja*********no go find husband marry....... n go ahead and kill ur sef in d kitchen........ vry annoying thing

Anonymous said...

It's really sad, my mum ,a retired teacher then, would wake up by 6am in the morning, and b4 6.30am , breakfast is ready, all these women we call wives would wake up by 6.30am, and their priority is to make it early for 7am meeting at the office

Unknown said...

He was just trying so hard to pull a hype, you're recognized bro! As an African man you're, you sure know the truth, no doubt. Slave indeed... #PubStunt

Unknown said...

Epic respond..

Anonymous said...

He is very stupid..he shud b thr and allow his wife to use him do boy boy..stupid fool

Unknown said...

S-i-m-p-l-e

cheezee1991 said...

Painting your nails, cannot stop you from cooking. His wife cannot cook period.

The Punisher said...

NOBLE IGWE, DONT COME BACK HERE TO COMPLAIN OF HOW YOUR WIFE HAS NOT BEEN GIVING YOU HOME MADE FOOD AND ISSUE DIVORCE OR SUICIDE NOTICE.

LIB REP (中华人民共和国) said...

His response doesn't make sense to me...dumb ass reply, even oyinbo dey cook for their husband talk less of our own people with culture and tradition...seriously this is an idiotic reply from you Noble Igwe

Unknown said...

Shey oro ni'yen??? Linda take note!

Unknown said...

this whole conversation is dumb as fuck

Anonymous said...

Is that a dig on the wife?...I bet the new queen won't like that.

Anonymous said...

Nice comeback ke???
Immature in the extreme, an insult to women who 'make their hair, paint their nails' and still cook for their families.

Anonymous said...

I think Noble Igwe is a fuckboy

Anonymous said...

That lady in the pic is chioma.

Anonymous said...

noble na wa for you oooo!!! haba!! not anybody's business but your wife should cook. shes incomplete without that!

Anonymous said...

But these trolls sef. Busy body people. She wey dey ask don marry?

Unknown said...

Even at that, is she not supposed to cook for him? Or still, he could hire a cook at home instead of frequenting the restaurant

Eva Da Diva...

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Is he insulting his wife or something

Tpy said...

very dry

OMIDAN ABBY said...

What sorta comeback is that???
Stop hiding under rubbish, knowing in your mind that she can't even cook..
But then, it's none of my business!

Unknown said...

GOOD ONE








AUNTY LINDA 👩

Ayo said...

When your wife is rich.

Unknown said...

Lol...yes oo

Anonymous said...

Very suspect response!! This guys own is always different

Unknown said...

Lol.... I love his reply

Anonymous said...

I knw say noble igwe Na mumu, Na these kind men dey disgrace African man, u marry, dey talk say ur wife paint nail, guy u just mumu, woman wrapper

Anonymous said...

I knw say noble igwe Na mumu, Na these kind men dey disgrace African man, u marry, dey talk say ur wife paint nail, guy u just mumu, woman wrapper

Anonymous said...

I knw say noble igwe Na mumu, Na these kind men dey disgrace African man, u marry, dey talk say ur wife paint nail, guy u just mumu, woman wrapper

Anonymous said...

Good response. I fixed my nails yesterday and had it all destroyed in the kitchen and I had to return to the saloon today to repolish it. I watched a lady's interview on Ebony life tv yesterday and she said she didn't envy her married friend as she has to make several meals even on her birthday. Men should know that there is nothing wrong in employing a cook and a maid. Stop using women like slaves.

kunta said...

So noble because ur wife paints her nails she can Cook for u in d house.. Goosh..u are such a foolish man..y u kan marry na..u for b bachelor for life idiot!...dude u will continue to eat in that restaurant for a long time..foolish man!
In case u have forgotten the first lady of the federal republic of Nigeria paints her nails everyday and she still cook for her husband at her age...this generation is so fucked up!!!...God!!!!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahah... Na wao! He shd be deceiving himself bikonu. Whch one be make hair, painted nails blah... Dts y she wont cook? Chei! Her own beta o... Looool

Anonymous said...

You no see iim name? Na noble man nah. Ready to knock himself out in Buka. Na theresa May you marry.

Joyous babe,Linda ikeji first cousin said...

Nawa o,I no wan hear story and f separation o,why always eat outside as I married man?why can,t she cook for u?

Anonymous said...

Dis guy just trashed his wife big time. How can u say it is painting of nails DAT s stopping her. Serious insult if am d wife he a definitely sleeping on d couch tonite

Anonymous said...

Even his grammar sef s sometin else, my God Dis dude can't type a correct sentence and still his wife isn't cooking for him. DAT s unfortunate ohhh

Unknown said...

U guys said it all already, mumu response

Anonymous said...

If u no wan cook, no marry. Na by force?????

earthquake said...

First of all! The girl wey dey go that restaurant everyday dey chop, wey make you dey see noble igwe everyday, your mama no teach you have to cook or what? You should be ashamed of yourself too! It's not a crime to eat at a particular restaurant cos of a particular taste you enjoy there. But noble igwe your troll is so stupid! mennh!

Unknown said...

If he meant what he said then the whole essence of him getting married is defeated

Unknown said...

TRYING SO HARD TO REMAIN NEWSWORTHY!

Eva said...

You people don't have sense walai, Nigerians have been clouded with so much sadness that they cant recognize a simple joke, oponu he was obviously joking and trying to get bck at the girl, ode mine ya business

AJ said...

Will she stop making her nails to cook when they have a child, or the child will be raised via mama put?

Anonymous said...

is noble mother alive atall? his sounding like his not raised by a woman(his mother). anyways he said in his letter that he love indomine so..... and as for after painting her nails lk he said I just hope he will cope when d time comes cos at the beginning is always (ebidosia ona ato) in flavors voice love is always sweet at d beginning and women are lk babies meaning any hand u give them at the beginning is what they are gonna use on u so be wise noble and don't talk cos u want to look good b4 people.

Unknown said...

That's why you used the word respond instead of response. It shows your level of intelligence. Dey form epic there, dey wait make your husband go restaurant chop; Na that time you go realize say you be descendant of kunta kinte

Anonymous said...

"even oyibo"....smh...When wI'll we start respecting ourselves as black people..I don't blame white people for not respecting us at all..Who is Oyibo..for u to put "even"..Ain't they human just like u? ...

Unknown said...

Chai, you are stupid; in igbo,"Iwu onye iberibe". Komon cover your face. If Cooking Na slavery now, malnutrition for no hammer u as pikin.

Anonymous said...

even beautiful I K ogbonna wife who is not a nigeria cooks for her husband not to talk of that your ngbeke wanna be wife.

Anonymous said...

even beautiful I K ogbonna wife who is not a nigeria cooks for her husband not to talk of that your ngbeke wanna be wife.

Anonymous said...

even beautiful I K ogbonna wife who is not a nigeria cooks for her husband not to talk of that your ngbeke wanna be wife.

Anonymous said...

She bk then in school those days prided herself with d fact that she cldnt light a match stick let alone boil water. How can she cook now. Smh

Anonymous said...

She bk then in school those days prided herself with d fact that she cldnt light a match stick let alone boil water. How can she cook now. Smh

Anonymous said...

She bk then in school those days prided herself with d fact that she cldnt light a match stick let alone boil water. How can she cook now. Smh

Anonymous said...

u said she is a wife not a cook pls what are d qualities of a good wife? u should rather call her your partner not wife.

Anonymous said...

u said she is a wife not a cook pls what are d qualities of a good wife? u should rather call her your partner not wife.

Anonymous said...

u said she is a wife not a cook pls what are d qualities of a good wife? u should rather call her your partner not wife.

Anonymous said...

Too many thick skulls in Nigeria no wonder your politicians steal you guys blind and use the thick head to play Ten Ten

Unknown said...

Dat ur wife don wash her private part 4u,u b mumu 4 life.

Anonymous said...

Some ladies are just foolish so cooking for ur hubby will make u a slave? OK when u get kids all of u should be eating in a restaurant

Unknown said...

Omg. It's a joke. A sarcastic reply to this senseless question. Ho do you start bringing you ma here?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand it. Do you commenters really not understand sarcasm or are your lives so sad you need a reason to insult someone else.

Unknown said...

Na w ooo. See what you've caused Noble. Some people doesn't understand the word 'sarcasm'. Darling,please,dont cook,hire a maid...or better still,let y husband h one and I hope you won't be one of the victims that will start writing to LIB about how your maid used juju to charm your husband.

Unknown said...

I cannot believe you guys didn't understand the message. It was a sarcastic reply,trying to get back at the lady. The question is so out o place and he was just replying in the same tone. Wow. Smh for all of you. Who said you can't cook with manicured nails?

Anonymous said...

Wake up! Then our fathers provided for the family while mothers took care of d house. Now men expect their women to work n provide. Different scenario from ur mothers time. Dont mix things up

Anonymous said...

Shut up!when your own man starts maltreating you, u will say they are mean, meanwhile its women like you thst encourage them.

Anonymous said...

Wot is your biz? You that can cook, yet ur man no gree love you

Anonymous said...

Which one is your biz there?

Anonymous said...

Oh wow!!!! You all are a sad lot.....not one of Una get one iota of remnant sense.

Toh!! Incase you all didn't notice that was sarcasm at its finest.......

Shior!!!

Nice comeback,Noble.....


-EfetoboreJP

Anonymous said...

Wicked african man, i pity your wife. You must hv a terrible father who maltreated your mum, so you think is right.

Anonymous said...

And you live with them?

Anonymous said...

lol at EVA 6:34pm noble is not joking atall dear he is serious so don't curse @REP.

Anonymous said...

lol at EVA 6:34pm noble is not joking atall dear he is serious so don't curse @REP.

Unknown said...

Lol, mr obioma, I throway cap for u.

Unknown said...

Excess time
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

cookie said...

Jeez, To think that some of these Nigerian graduates don't understand SARCASM
You all are due to a FULL tuition refund, you were duped in school!!
You learned NOTHING and it's such a shame!
And even if he wasn't being sarcastic, sooooo whaaaat??
I love love love Noble's response
To hell with what you think, he doesn't care
your shitty opinion does NOT matter in his life
His wife matters, her nails even matter, but you don't. Oh no, you don't
You small minded people with very myopic view of life
The world has long moved past you, dear Nigerians
Past your views, past your opinions, and past your way of life
I've never seen a more judgmental and hypocritical people as the NIgerian youth
All the time y'all have to condemn people's lives and choices. It's pathetic
He can eat in restaurants as long as he wants, as much as he wants
She is his wife, yes, not a COOK. Cooking ain't her life's purpose
If she can cook, fine. If he can cook, fine. They are BOTH adults
And if they can't, let them eat out
Let them eat out as much as they want
And let it be OK.

sholetoga said...

Which sarcasm, what he said is a slap on the wife. He's not suppose to joke with such thing. If a woman you marry is not cooking for you then something is wrong with you down there...You better see your doctor

Anonymous said...

Oh please...this noble guy really gets to me.he makes too much effort on everthing.forcing guy...forcing celebrity...forcing wedding...and now forcing wife!
Abeg make him go baff jare.who im EPP???short man!!!

Anonymous said...

Some men dont lik their wives cooking or doing domestic chores.am a witness.hav a friend dat d hus employed cook n all d helps n brags abt it dat he doesnt want the wife to suffer let her jus take care of her 5kids .d wife is a teacher not that she is a house wife.That,s the way the man wants it.

Aymii said...

Diffrent strokes for diffrent folks....
Every man knows what he can take from his woman..... Some men can marry a woman who is zero in the kitchen,.....she probably has other areas she's good at that he's okay with.....

Me sha cooking is Important to me, ....if Yaa can't cook....then we most likely aint gat much of a future together
.....The new gel am seeing cooks fayaa mehn!! She bad for kitchen...A++ for her in that department.

Make una free Noble , am sure he loves his woman like that.


On 2 the Next!

Aymii said...

Diffrent strokes for diffrent folks....
Every man knows what he can take from his woman..... Some men can marry a woman who is zero in the kitchen,.....she probably has other areas she's good at that he's okay with.....

Me sha cooking is Important to me, ....if Yaa can't cook....then we most likely aint gat much of a future together
.....The new gel am seeing cooks fayaa mehn!! She bad for kitchen...A++ for her in that department.

Make una free Noble , am sure he loves his woman like that.


On 2 the Next!

Anonymous said...

His wife, his business. Whether she cooks for him or not is his choice.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:45 pm he said his mum was a teacher, not a house wife.

Unknown said...

Lmao

COOKIE said...

Some of you that cook pass Iya Basira
Yet Oga dey chop belleful elsewhere
Both food and other things, Oga chops wella outside
See? Not that it matters though
But abegi, your husband is not the source of your life's happiness
There is time for kitchen and time for business
Even Jesus was more pleased with Mary who was chilling with him than Martha who was sweating in the kitchen
He said, 'Martha you worry too much, What you're doing is good but what Mary is doing is better'. Such a wise wise God. Please, learn from him...
Sometimes, cook. Sometimes, eat outside with bae and save the nails.
If you have a career that makes you too busy, fine
If you don't and have enough kitchen time, Fine too
Both dreams are valid

Anonymous said...

Why won't you love his reply, am sure you're just like his wife and that's the only way u can make yourself feel useful. Be responsible and be a good wife. so u can positively impact your children.

Anonymous said...

She is just lay, because you can paint nails and cook, I do it

Anonymous said...

Lmao@ descendant of kunta kinte😂😂

Naj said...

God bless you cookie! Wow Nigerians see how they are crucifying the man. for crying out loud that is a sarcastic response jeez! if we are so smart in our reasoning how come we are plagued with all sorts of backwardness in this country? and to you mr African man i feel sorry for your slave/wife. qualities of a good wife huh? which text book did you read that one from you moron! in the west the men cook. it is just about understanding between the partners mtchhheew who African culture epp???? my father cooks for my mother till date. so shut it!

Anonymous said...

I see wat good u african men produce..all u kno is being wicked and heartless and unproductive and bullying everyone in ur home out of ur selfish desire to be the oga dat everryone fears and dats wat makes u an African man ryt? Una mates de innovate wonderful things abroad and all u do is drag ur homes to bits all in d name of african men...una pride blinds ur eyes from being like christ and treating the people around u just like christ treated his church....seeking authority in d most selfish way even wen its obvious you are a failure is wat makes u a strong african man abi....u dont deserve any woman or even children if dat is ur mindset...its meant for those who understand that it is a proviledge to be a husband and a father...its oy inferiority complex dat would make u fight for wat u already hv..good husbands and fathers get it all they want without fighting for it

Anonymous said...

Whether or not u cook doesnt make u a better person...if he can afford to eat out with all his family,its not ur business...is it ur money? Did u make d money for him? Does he come to beg u for some money stop hating jare..focus on making ur own money and spending as u so wish abeg..broke ass niggas everywhere..

Anonymous said...

Dont i love you already...people should mind there business..ur opinion doesn't matter in other peoples private life..all these conformity that exists with our youths are just so not it all...wats with d whole she has to cook dis and dat...dats why the redundant ones will come here to rant about african men...especially the mofons and broke ass niggas..leave ur life the way u wanna cos aint no one jumping into the grave with u..

Anonymous said...

This guy is useless moron. What the hell does wife mean and so why should a wife not cook?
He should have simply ignored.

Stasia said...

That was a joke to shut the girl up.
We like taking ordinary things serious thereby throwing lots of insults on the person.
Some guys including my hubby does that to quench their hunger on the go.that does not stop them from eating whatever is served at home.

Anonymous said...

So the whole essence of getting married is so that someone will be cooking for you? Smh 4 African men.

Anonymous said...

The guy was being sarcastic, and I respect a man that defends his wife like that. Nigerians just like shouting and yarning dust without trying to understand the point. Be shouting culture and tradition up and down. As if you wouldn't choose to be the uncultured, non-traditional American citizen whose biggest worry is who to vote for in November.
Shior!!!

Unknown said...

Lol , why are all the men angry over his reply?

Anonymous said...

This guy na mumu, he don go carry trophy wife. Nothing pass home cooked meal.

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