A Zion Christian Church prophet who was filled with the
Holy Spirit and thought the Lord wanted to use him to show His power
over animals, recently challenged a pride of lions to a duel in the
Kruger National Park.
Pretoria
based man of God, Prophet Alec Ndiwane was with members of of his
church in the Kruger National Park where they had gone sightseeing when
he suddenly went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of
them were the lions busy eating their impala.
Ndiwane
immediately came to his senses when he saw the predators. He turned and
ran for his life. But before he could safely reach the confines of the
car, one lion had snapped its paws on him causing serious damage to his
buttocks. He was saved by the game ranger who fired shots into the air
with his gun to scare the lions away.
The injuries the prophet sustained was so severe that he had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery.
"I
don't know what came over me," Prophet Ndiwane confessed,"I thought the
Lord wanted to use me to show His power over animals. Is it not we were
given dominion over all creatures of the earth?" he asked.
178 comments:
Hian nawao
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I get luck the lion for chew u.
Buhahahahaha
Kwakwakwakwa
Huhuhuhuhuhu
Wewewewewewe
Hehehehe he should thank his stars, he was filled with stupidity and not holy spirit.
. ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
Looool
u won use ur hand kill ur self! Even God go vex for u.
LINDA AM WATCHING YOU ON 3D
U should nvr put God IIn test .Thnk God for the game ranger that shot to the air.
Stupidity,he should go thank God for not being devoured by the lion,he wanted to form Daniel of our time,mtew!
Hahaha....he wants to try God. Wake up to reality prophet
Buhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhbhahaa faints
fool what was he thinking
LMAOOOOOO... I just fell off my seat. Chai.. Ur bumbum will never be the same again..lmfao. Funny lions.
Lol.....i no fit laff!!!.... His problem is dat he lost faith when he saw the lions coming to play with him ..... Lmao...u wan die like mumu!!!
Lmaoooooooooooo....
Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahaa
Hez buttocks oooo
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Loi, Daniel of 21 century indeed.
He don use his small power from the water to charm the lion hmmmm.
So we get a man like this and isis are killing Christian all over the world what a scam.
People will fall for this scam except the wise bold freeborn,they should invite him and send him to sambisa or Syria to save the Christians there foolish man.
#sad indeed
Cabt help but laff
He's just lucky
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
Only in South Africa...pastor that makes his followers drink petrol, pastor that makes his followers eat grass... now this one went and attacked lions. He is lucky the lions were already feeding on something at the time he ran towards them, they would have had more than a chunk of his but for dinner.
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fake ignoramus Prophet
Hehehheee....Who gave you dominion? Dis is a lesson to all those clowns parading themselves as Man of God(in quote)....Don't test God if you are not his ordained prophet
Hahahahahaha,his power dey charge
Hahhahhahahahahahahahahahaha,chineke me,my belle. So he thinks he's Daniel abi? Hahahahaha,Daniel of south Africa.
Mtcheeeeew! U wan try God
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Very funny story!!!This is comic relie
Very funny story!!!This is comic relie
He should count himself lucky and keep thanking God for his life. The last time a prophet tried same at the university of I bad an zoo, he did not live to tell the story afterwards!
Lol,thank ur God!
That's was definitely not the voice of God!quick recovery tho!Lol
This is how some of these fake pastors keep deceiving people across Africa.For how long will this kind of insane attitude be demonstrated by our so-called man of God who are always looking for cheap popularity to hoodwink their unsuspecting followers.
LMAOOOOOOO.. I can not stop laughing oooo. "SAMSON ABI DANIEL INDEED"
Eva Da Diva...
Lmao.God is not a magician, why testing him?
my God! I no fit laugh oo.
my God! I fit laugh oo.
SA and their pastors. Smh...
lol, his last statement just killed me. haaaa people can be funny. God still remain's God.
hehehehehe...
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Thank God for saving your in not! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm u for hear am. lol
Hahahahahahaha,eiyaah fa! Pele o
E be like say una never know say South Africans dey crazy. They usually come up with one thing or the other. Ndiara
LMFA, funny n his Damn lucky !
Fake prophet the lion for kill you #lindaseemee
Hahhahahahahahahaha....ignorance is too bad...he would have died
Lolzz... Only in South Africa
Lol.
Lol lol.
Lol😂😂😁😀😀see Daniel ooo😀😁😂
Lol...it's well I don't want to say much because he is a man of God.
Supposing say that parole clique, church för just increase with more B.O.B followers...Sorry Man of God..Get well soon
Lol! See question at the end
LMAO!! SERVES HIM RIGHT...
Hahaha! what a fool
Nawwa
Jesus with all his power Never tested God, he should be grateful to God for saving his life
Hahahahahahahahaahahaaha kai!! Linda u no go kill meooooooo
Jesus with all his power Never tested God, he should be grateful to God for saving his life
Them no go kill person with laugh.
Power of weed
Power of weed
God save u, u want die why u run
Power of weed
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i have not even started reading it,and i fell off the chair already wuahahahahahhahahahahahahahha,what a dumb skull,next time try it,you will be used for lunch,u think lion sabi this your fake ass speaking in tounge?you wanted to make video and upload it so u can continue scaming innocent people,but JOB Burst into pieces,by now followers go don discharge sharply!hahahahah
Lol!! Thank God that u are alife
Hahahaha..... This is the funniest story I've heard this year...
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Chimo!!!
For the first time wey I laugh original
Chai! God bless those lions
They have done well
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Chimo!!!
For the first time wey I laugh original
Chai! God bless those lions
They have done well
hahahahahahahahha...
Lolz this time you no mention Buhari and Yoruba people.
Hahahahhahahahahahah do not out God to test
Do u know i can't stop myself from laughing. Dear Linda, you've made my day.
He is a liar.There is no more prophet in this current days.If indeed he is a prophet of God the lions would not have tried to kill him.That is a clear proof that the man is not a prophet.The same evil spirit that deceived him to call himself a prophet ,deceived him to to go the lions.Period.Any body that calls himself a prophet in this current day is nothing but a liar.The last prophet was the holy prophet Mohammed (P.O.H).No other prophet will come after him.He is the seal of all prophets.I am not surprised the christians pastors call themselves prophets.All the name of deceit.
This is a case of sheer stupidity. Didn't your bible tell you not to put the Lord your God to the test? The mercy of God is great.
If truly is a man of God. It means he lost faith along the line,
Woulda supported you pastor, but we talking about the king of the jungle here.
Supporters club!
Hahahaha DKM please
If truly is a man of God. It means he lost faith along the line,
Cant stop laffin
Hahahahahahahahaha,..... Sorry for laughing, couldn't help it!
Lol😂 Ummi u hilarious!
South Africa has lots of fake pastors..
Hahahahahahhahahaha in dis world of today he must be a fool
#nwanne linda
Na God save u o, prophet indeed.
HahahHaha chaii can't stop lafin o...hahahahaa fell from chair n still lafin ooo...bruhahahaha.... Tnk ur stars our own pastor dat tried it in UI zoo was brought out as a minced meat even his family members couldn't recognize his mangled corpse... Continue to tempt ur God.. Fool
Hahahahah I can't stop laffing oooh why running hahahaha
Hahahahahahah..lolz,
Lolzzzz very funny, he should go and try again
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This one na aboki oo. Dominion kor, dormitory ni!
Ignorance, you thought kee, hmm better stop thinking and be sure, be grateful the Lord saved you.
Nwaooo,
God no send u dat kind message ooo..
So u r OYO...
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Hahahaha! Funny 😁
Lol
i wish he was eaten up by the lions
Hahahhahaha ignorance!!!
He is lucky
He ran back he shouldn't have run back it means he had no faith in God. If he had. Stayed the lion would have done nothing. He was afraid
Lol...why running oga, waite na they jst wnt to play with you.
next time if us see lion u go run or if u any animal u go run
Stupidity. I don talk my own o
Lwkmd....hahahahhaha lolz...
Classic clown! Lmho... see d silly question he asked. They really walk among us! Lol
Lol. If not 4 dat gun shot. U would have rested in pieces. Asap
Hahahahahahaha...
Ewwww.. ndi mmadu!
Stupidity has no medicine
Now I understand why South Africa is considered advanced than Nigeria. Very clear example! Mchtew
After people will say is devil's hand work lion dey him own jeje you wake go find there trouble you get luck mitchewwww all this fake prophet trying to prove Rubish.
Na whaooo...wetin person no go see sef for this world.
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Hahahahhahaha nor be only power . God done expose you . Showing your powers for wild animals .you need to give testimony
LMAO....mofo
The fake pastor thought that the lions will run when they see him, which is normal first reaction from animals, then he will claim invisible. But unfortunately, the revise is the case
I have never laughed as I did today since this yr. Thunder fire Satan!!! All these over-zealous pastors. Thank ur stars d ranger saved u. The lions would have made a delicious meal out of u. Namsense!!
@ Amos, you got me there jare.
Hahahahahaha...the lions saw major food. Oga prophet abeg no take ur life play you hear!
Dis is just too funny! Linda take note!
U lack wisdom.Go and pray for Devine knowledge and wisdom.
Bhabhabhabhakikikikik omg my tommy cramping from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😳 , that must have been the evil forces from his Village.....
U lack wisdom.Go and pray for Devine knowledge and wisdom.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I am in tears...... The man is not the fool here, his followers are the real retards
ThankGod, this time he deceived himself....Lmaoooo
See this yeye man o. U think say GOD dey waste him power unnecessarily.
I am trying to control my laughter, I can't help myself. I need a bucket of water to stop d laughter. D pastor is really a learner.
See this yeye man o. U think say GOD dey waste him power unnecessarily.
olo... You Wanna be like Daniel that was in the lion den or david and samson that kill a lion and bear with the bear hand? Don't test God next time
christianity is just a joke,, why wil god want to show his powers through someone charging lions????
this is stupidity of the highest order,, your religion is all based on magic, nothing more,, magic magic magic,, all what your pastors are doin is all magic, better start reviewing your stupid religion,
jesus wasnt this stupid, he never tempted god
This man should go and ask God for forgiveness.......you can ridicule God's name because ur stupidity......
come and see oo, they wil soon call him fake pastor
there is no fake pastor and real pastor, hes your christian leader, gullible people followed him, likewise in our nigeria, we have such morons like tb joshua, n the rest, using magic to deceive the masses, people also beliv that christianity is a valid religion,, worshipping the cross, worshipping someone dat is simply an actor, all the pic u have, thinking dat it s jesus, dat guy s jus an actor, u worshipping an actor, the devil is really a master at his work, he made the whole world of christianity beliv in rubbish
My colleague sees me laughing alone nd just to satisfy their curiosity dey had to come nd peep at my screen now d whole room has turn to fuji house of commotion.........no thanks to #lindaIkeji
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He is very lucky. There was a similar case like this in Ibadan years ago. The pastor jumped into the lion's cage. He was not so lucky. The lion killed and ate him. I remember seeing it on Daily Times back then.
You shall not tempt the Lord your God..
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ode man...
This man most be a corporate Idiot.
Foooooolish man of deceit. Thank you beloved lions...Emeka c
It is the power of darkness working overtime in his ministry that wants to destroy him. Bc the devil came to steal, kill & destroy. But I'm sure he must've done some good in his lifetime for God to show him mercy. Ewu!
Yes na, we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth,Yeye man. Abeg why him come back 2 his senses, he 4 still dey on trance na make lion use his flesh as desert.mtchewwwwwwww
I laughed so hard I almost passed out
Lolz.. I no fit laugh. Eayaaah make him take care. He should be careful next time. A lesson to others
Thou shall not test the lord thy God no dey him bible...Scam artiste...the only spirit Wey dey him body Na Chelsea dry gin..Them for allow the lion tear him nyash..
Very stupid of him indeed
I can imagine the way he ran when he saw d lions coming after him,he must hv forgotten his shoes. His buttocks ehhhhh,he is lucky mehn, Uncle Pastor, receive sense o
Biko this dikwa very funny.
Never you put God on test.
#intetesting#
laugh wan kill me die! what the hell? God doesnt need any one to prove his power biko nu
Lolz, south africans are way abnormal
God doesn't speak stupid. Don't tempt God and he won't abandon you. If you want God to speak to you, preach salvation, love, peace, charity etc. Make sure you don't have skeleton in your closet. Even if God actually asked you to, He wanted to teach you a lesson. You need some ass swipe from a Lion to do your calling, that if you were called. If you want to be like the biblical prophets, live the way they lived. Don't forget, they were called by God to be prophets. Next time you'll listen to God properly.
He get luck say they no chop him intestine join.dats how dis ppl will b daring God.
God pls hope laughing is allowed cos I av done THAT already and I need to be forgiving if its a sin. lwkmb !!! Linda pls do us a favour we need his pics and outcome of his surgery.
A lesson for others like him
Uncle ode
The weed he took was working... Chai d man no go sit down again ooooo.
Unfortunately this story is fake as revealed by Africa check. I'm sure it was the work of an atheist trying to paint bad the owner of that name https://africacheck.org/reports/did-a-christian-prophet-challenge-lions-to-a-fight-in-the-kruger-national-park/
Thou shall not tempt d lord thy God
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Damn dainel.... lol...yeye Christianity God did not send you...
Testing power! Nawao...
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You know what, he would have made it heavily with an inreased n xpanded followership that would have xperienced if those lions had ran away from!!
people Nver learn do they?
He's so lucky to have survived, he shld have his head checked cos he's definitely not sane...
Something is wrong with ur head.
Arangy
Hahaha mumulicious man.
E get luck sef
fooling self in the name of God. did he not know the commandment of God." Thou shall not tempt thy Lord thy God " Mumu
Lol. He wan try God
Pls shey e siwin ni sir? ?? Ehn? WTF was he tinking? ? (
Haha I no fit can't stop laughing...... What's wrong with these South African pastors?
Bombing, marrying children and committing atrocity. Oga Park well, if dem dey talk religion make u just talk. It's better to be fake than to be blood sucker
Odikwaegwu,
I wonder what would ve happened to his congregations if d lions dn`t attacked him.......
Yeye de worry d idoit
Lol... Linder observe
The lion should have killed you
Ode!! !
Hahahahaha. I guess he's never heard the story of "Daani ol'ora" a Nigerian Pastor who attempted same years ago.
Never tempt the Lord, your God.
Jesus is Lord.
HAHAHA!! still funny
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