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Friday 30 October 2015

So 'real' men don't clean up well? Biko, read this!

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178 comments:

Davido's driver said...

It is wah!

ujunwa said...

Lol

Davido's driver said...

Take him to a car wash.

aproko manager said...

I wana puke

Unknown said...

I no fit laff abeg. Dat man is surely a pig. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

I no fit laff abeg. Dat man is surely a pig. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Men are pigs! To even lift there scrotum wash am well with soap and sponge na wahala. Na esi ka akwa rere ere!na DAT kain public toilet dem go expect make woman bend down suck when making love. Nwanyi biko dibe na di GI bu ezi! BTW is ur husband Yoruba?

Blog It With Olivia said...

That man is simply a dirty one...ewwwww....αи∂ it seems d wife has OCD.... E don be for her... Can't stand such nonsense myself, she has to teach her or remain disgusted all her life



















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Unknown said...

Disgusting

Unknown said...

Ewwww! jez dunno wat 2 say






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Unknown said...

Your husband is just a pig, nothing like real men don't clean up.m

Unknown said...

Some men, not all

Kayode Odusanya said...

Her husband is a dirty guy, period! This has nothing to do with real man or fake man.



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Bishop Dammy said...

Don't think so..... we are all different. Read Gen 1:27

Unknown said...

No bashing ke?
Who tell you say we nogo bash you...anyway who tell you say real men don't clean up well?
You should have even say "some men" not "real Men".
Cleaning up has to do with individual personality whether man or women. Babe if your man is dirty or doesn't clean up well, it's either you discuss it with him or join him.
The next time you come here and disturb us with issues like this then "bishop Damy "wunt be far from you for serious Deliverance.

Unknown said...

No bashing ke?
Who tell you say we nogo bash you...anyway who tell you say real men don't clean up well?
You should have even say "some men" not "real Men".
Cleaning up has to do with individual personality whether man or women. Babe if your man is dirty or doesn't clean up well, it's either you discuss it with him or join him.
The next time you come here and disturb us with issues like this then "bishop Damy "wunt be far from you for serious Deliverance.

westie said...


>>> abi na village man you marry ???

MarDora Eweka said...

His a nasty piece of shit, she should return him back to sender; his MOTHER that wrong him with bad upbringing........ Sex can never happened with such unclean man........

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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See as i dey close my nose as if the smell they currently affect me i swear...... Dirty he-goat... Divorce his ass abeg....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

ewwww.....that man had better strt cleanING UP HZ FAT ASS biko


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Livvsreamblog said...

Put him on OLX

Onitsha Brought Up said...

Tufiakwa unu Ndi Mpitoor

Unknown said...

As d saying goes, u can tak a pig away frm d gutters but u can not tak away d gutters frm inside of d pig.

Dis man is damned dirty and should learn cleaniless is next to godliness. I hope dat he wil change for d better and I believe matter of time he wil.

D woman should b supportive and encourage him to b clean. All d best to them.

WeALTHY ChIC said...

The man is a capital PIG.

Unknown said...

Sorry maám, but your husband is a PIG. Contrary to what he said, REAL men clean up after bathroom business.











#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Sorry maám, but your husband is a PIG. Contrary to what he said, REAL men clean up after bathroom business.











#TeamBlessed#

Anonymous said...

Big lie the ladys husband is just a dirty pig I fucking clean evey where infact I feel comfortable using water to wash up after I shit I even put body spray in ma private region .

Anonymous said...

Big lie the ladys husband is just a dirty pig I fucking clean evey where infact I feel comfortable using water to wash up after I shit I even put body spray in ma private region .

Unknown said...

Arrrggghhhh. If I were her if he refuses to change, I would move out immediately until he changes and starts cleaning his bum himself. Otherwise we have to have separate rooms and bathrooms. Whenever we want to have sex he has to shower first. And he has to wash his own crusty underwear himself!

Anonymous said...

I'm a man... but I must tell u the truth... ur husband is a PIG

Anonymous said...

That man is a complete dirty personality,don't fail to realise that no all men are like.thanks

Unknown said...

Advice! Start cleaning him up like a kid he is shikina.

Anonymous said...

You are married to a pig. Sorry.

Chuma Anumiri said...

Guy is a real omoto...what nonsense?

SMURF said...

Your husband is a disgusting man!! Why won't he clean his between his cheeks, Ewww, *pucking*. U are really trying. That's just a dirty man and not applied to others at all!! As for the shoes, some guys don't take hygiene seriously, when their mothers and sisters do everything for them.

Anonymous said...

Did u guys ever dated at all? If "YES" why didn't u notice all those flaws? and if "NO" u hv to deal with it. #ImportanceOfDatingBeforeMarrage#

Unknown said...

Haa...big problem,no idea

Anonymous said...

THAT IS A DIRTY ASS (lol) MAN, PERIOD!!!

Unknown said...

Hmmm. Seriously...He need to learn proper hygiene..If not for himself..But for you the wife. Classic men" are clean to there toe.

Unknown said...

Wth are u talking about

Anonymous said...

YOU have married A PIG.
Like you should see my face now. ewwwwwwwww.
I have geese bumps all over my skin.
Tufiakwa.


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Nas said...

If the dude forbids cleanliness,and cannot conform to her taste, perhaps she should get herself someone who does.

Anonymous said...

U too na d same. U didn't notice when u guys dated? Story for the gods. Maybe na u worse sef. Wetin u want make we do for u now? Make we come beat am?

Unknown said...

Dis one na original pig. Pls keep talking to him n praying 2. Who knws, may he needs deliverance frm dirtyness.

Unknown said...

it obvious you are married to a dirty man. take heart and bear with him




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Ziggles said...

That's what happens when u marry a Man U didn't date for long..I pity u sha

ary said...

You married a dirty pig!! EWWWWW

Anonymous said...

Extremely dirty man i must say.

Ernie said...

Dirty ass.

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She married a really dirty man. What kinda 'real' man doesn't clean up? Jeez, I hate dirty men!!!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm Linda dis mata pass me ohhh..... But Madam I would like to say if he is claiming real men don't go in between his cheeks den I guess u ve to come up with a strategy to make him feel embarrassed with out putting d blame on you. cos the truth is dat na only person wen like person dey tell am say him mouth dey smell.

Anonymous said...

*throws up.

Unknown said...

I have never heard such a thing, he is just a dirty man

Nas said...

If the husband forbids cleanliness and refused to conform into her taste, perhaps she should get herself someone who will. Your happiness counts after all. 'filthiness is avoidable ' so let him step up.

olofofopikin said...

hahahhahahahahaa...funny man

Unknown said...

Nasty AF...he's probably been assaulted back there and hasn't dealt with that trauma. So in the rush to be Mrs., this woman really did not see all this during courtship. Now you ride a man with poop eternally in his crack. LOL.

Unknown said...

Wait wat? Dats ugly!

Anonymous said...

Eish!
This is true with some guys though, especially bad breath, smelly shoes, bushy and smelly privates.
Dear guys, please endeavour to shave "down south", use a good mouth wash and toothpaste, and please please please try to keep your shoes clean, it's very important.










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Anonymous said...

No comment. Just speechless.

Unknown said...

Ode!
Goan deal with it personally

DIVINE said...

But didnt you guys date each other for sometime at least to know the kind of man you are getting married to?Anyway, marriage is for better for worse, you take him to a health personnel who can counsel him on the need for personal hygiene.Honestly i feel your pain sis.

Unknown said...

Sorry woman, u married a dirty punk ass man.

Emmynado said...

There's no such tin.... the guy is a dirty person

Bonita Bislam said...

Hahahaha WTF!

Anonymous said...

abeg linda make d person try begin bath e husband before d house friends and family no go fit enter again.d man na very dirty man from on set

ADEJUMO PASCAL said...

plain n simple the dude is just nasty yuck yuck yuck didn't u date him before u got married well my dear u done buy market enjoy your wedding life lol

Anonymous said...

dats why it is good to do "intensive" dating, weigh the pros and the cons and know what you are getting into. talk it over subtly and lovingly. dont be harsh or confront him from a superior position. marriage is all about tolerance. and pray. all the best.

Mr. Dreamcast said...

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MAYA OLEKU said...

She's married to a pig.....how sad. smh

amakandidi said...

hummmmmm i wonder Linda dirty man nonsense

Unknown said...

Ur hubby is an outright dirty man, diabolic or psychologically unstable

Anonymous said...

the guy is just dirty period. i know guys dont clean well after the use the toilet but the do bath at least once a day that take care of that. its a pity but your husband is dirty. i am a guy but hmmmmmmm its just another level.

Anonymous said...

Ur hubby is dirty, that does not mean that men are like that, my husband is clean from head to toe.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to say but if his feet and shoes smell, u can change dat as a woman. About him nt spreading his cheeks to clean...sory u hv a husband who doesnt understand hygiene but u can talk him into it....quite disgusting

Unknown said...

My friend your husband is a dirty man... Seek professional advice cos as it is like dis, small time d marriage go tire u n u go begin seek for divorce. For what reason??? Say ur husband dey smell. If you can't get advice anywhere, then turn to God cos its obvious you are not a strong Christian. Arrange your relationship with God n God in turn will arrange the issue of ur smelling n dirty husband. No mind my words o. Na u bring ur matter come here.

Unknown said...

Ewwww

Unknown said...

Your husband is a dirty man! Anyanmaaa!!!

Anonymous said...

I ended a relationship, one of the reasons being poor personal hygiene...all he knows is wear suit and look clean on the outside but zero for inside... can't deal with guys who don't understand personal hygiene biko.

Anonymous said...

What's the definition of real man? Man is man! Im a man, with penis. I clean myself very well. It's just disgusting and a dirty man that would keep shit and not clean the ass after doin your number 2. Woman, your man needs help pls.

Unknown said...

and you are just realizing this now, am guessing you met and married him the same day.

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Unknown said...

The ladies username shouldn't be displayed.. Cos people who know her might read this and tag her husband dirty

Anonymous said...

He may have developed a phobia for 'spreading his cheeks'. Maybe he was molested as a kid.

Alfred Adelaja said...

Your husband is just dirty who told you that real men don't clean up well?

Anonymous said...

If a man cant clean himself properly and isnt keen on personal hygiene he is still a boy and needs to put his marriage on hold and go back to his mamas house so she can teach him to clean his ass like the baby he is..

The Creator's Muse said...

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Anonymous said...

DIRTY MAN...Disgracing us men for public..when my wife is even complaining of my extra neatness!!

Anonymous said...





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Unknown said...

OK just as u asked, No bashing! Please next time keep matters like this to urself cos ur hussy is an irreconcilable lazy serial dirt producer.

MEREZE said...

Thats not true, I wipe my ass till the tissue is white and I always wash my ass whenever I shower.I hate brown stains on the toilet too.

Anonymous said...

Find out the origin of his misconception, could be from his childhood. Then gently and prayerfully correct it. If u show your disgust too often he will resist the change you are trying to effect. Marriage is not a trivial contract before God.

Anonymous said...

Lol Go and buy him Tushy...... and pls the expensive one, he needs hot water for that area this one he has not being cleaning it for years. Lol

injo said...

If bcos a girl I met was dirty an smelly, dat doesn't mean I generalize an insult to all women. Ur wrong! See Ur dirty yansh Ur putting on ur display sef. Asili gba kute...akunakuna!

Unknown said...

Lol......dirty is an understatement

Anonymous said...

it is only a pig that would not want to adhere to sanitary tips. that man is dirty, i am a guy and nothing irritates me more than a dirty environment. i guess that ladies husband grew up with that dirty mentality.

Unknown said...

Is Igbo bcs as a yoruba man u must use water to wash ur self after toilet bt Igbo no dey use water or tissue paper.

Anonymous said...

Madam u dated dis man before marriage and u were in lost to see his short comings cos u think u re in love or you can change him. Pls develop a strategy to help him cos marriage them say if for better or worse

Anonymous said...

The guy is a pig. period!

Anonymous said...

Hope u've given ur father and husban/boy friend some pig foodd this morning

Moi said...

Did she not notice his lack of personal hygiene before they got married? Jizos I wanna barf.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

D lady doesn't ve any chill at all

Anonymous said...

The man is simply dirty joor!

Anonymous said...

That guy is dirty but since u guys r married try and teach him personal hygiene.

ayoknights said...

It's very saddening that the kinda men you roll with do that to you, I feel so sorry for you, instead of asking the tribe of the man why don't you concentrate the energy in changing the kinda men you attract. .....shirt will always attract flies anyway

Anonymous said...

This lady needs advise. so lets stop the bashing
I guess I can give some advice sha. I have been married for 15years. my wife loves me like her soul depends on it and she is such a pretty angel. Yet, I am not a saint. I have had a couple of GFs over time and they all seem to have fallen for me and always begged and wept whenever I needed to ease them off. So. I guess I'm not a disgusting guy like the this lady's husband.
Didn't you date at all? dating lets you know how lovely a guy smells, his shoes, stockings, boxers/pants, habits etc. so, I advise dating before marriage. How you smuggle close and want to smell his skin and kiss him endlessly. Anyway, now that you are in it and if you must keep the marriage, first, sit him down and talk frankly. tell him all the things that put you off.After that, start working at those problems, pick his socks and dump in the washing basket at the balcony so it doesn't stink in the house. Same with the shoes. ensure he uses new pants/boxers everyday. No matter how dirty he is, It will be less dirty/brownish. Sun the shoes everyday. introduce him to using water to wash after using the toilet. It is actually cleaner. buy him nice deodorant and use it on him if he wouldn't use. you try and smell well and clean in your negligee. Over time, he will become uncomfortable with smelling badly; and when his friends start commending his nice smell, he will get more into it and appreciate you for your help.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he is gay or has male ***....And why is he so defensive about spreading his butt cheeks..*ding dong*

Okowright Balaxy said...

Real dirty men don't clean. Real MEN clean...

Anonymous said...

He's not a real man. He's a real pig!!!

Anonymous said...

NAH!

Unknown said...

There's noting like real men or fake men here, that fact is that the man is a dirty pig no doubt, it's called {dirty} talk to his family if u can't handle him.

Anonymous said...

Advice him appropriately and walk him through it. It's just unfortunate you have to deal with it. About his smelly shoes, he should wear sock just once and then wash. Also take d shoe out for fresh air when he's back from work. And then advice or help him wash his feet as much as u can. Kpele

fidelis uwagwu said...

That man is worse than a pig. Men should learn to shave their pubic hairs, lift up their scrothum and shave that area, them wash with soap and sponge. Wash your ass with water thoroughly after using the convinience.wash your undies and singlets at all times. These will keep you clean and fresh all day. Your husband lacks personal hygiene and bad upbringing.

PURPLE said...

Lol. Preash it sister willy!

PURPLE said...

And u didn't know he was this dirty when u were dating? Or u overlooked it? Am so not advising u aunty. U should have known before now

Anonymous said...

Lol now I want to thank God for my husband because that one cleans his bum like every time and I was feeling bad not knowing some men don't even go there. Jesus I can't cope oh. Thanks for my lovely husband who cleans n washes all the time. Babe talk to ur man ok

Anonymous said...

like seriously, who does that? i was laughing as i was reading comment. That is not so good at all, may God help you both. For me, unclean guy cannot be my pal not to talk of my hubby, tufiaka.

Unknown said...

The guy is such a stinky, irritating, dirty pig! Kilode????

Unknown said...

As d saying goes, u can tak a pig away frm d gutters but u can not tak away d gutters frm inside of d pig.

Dis man is damned dirty and should learn cleaniless is next to godliness. I hope dat he wil change for d better and I believe matter of time he wil.

D woman should b supportive and encourage him to b clean. All d best to them.

Anonymous said...

U are all shades of stupid! is he yoruba meaning what?there aren't dirty ibo men u ds retarded ethnic bigot.shove ur stupid ass opinions up ur stinking ass let's hope it transforms into u having half a brain.

Jasmine Joseph said...

Babe ur husband is simply diryt, have never heard of such b4. Haba the man no try @ all. Don't even know the kind advice I fit give u sef

Jasmine Joseph said...

Babe ur husband is simply diryt, have never heard of such b4. Haba the man no try @ all. Don't even know the kind advice I fit give u sef

Jasmine Joseph said...

Babe ur husband is simply diryt, have never heard of such b4. Haba the man no try @ all. Don't even know the kind advice I fit give u sef

Jasmine Joseph said...

Babe ur husband is simply diryt, have never heard of such b4. Haba the man no try @ all. Don't even know the kind advice I fit give u sef

Anonymous said...

Talk bout OCD. I'm over the top clean and my hubby of bout 7 months is a huge mess. I mean dude can't even lift the toilet seat to pee yet when I put it up he remembers to put it down to sit and do his nos 2. He brushes his mouth for less than 5 seconds...I'm not even exaggerating. We have quaralled over dis a zillion times cos I love to kiss a lot but wen I think of it I'm like naaa. He can't wipe his ass well...he wears white briefs so each time I wash I see Brown stains. He shaves and leaves hair aĺl over the sink. He Messes the table while eating. I mean I could go on and on bout his mess. Bottom line is he don't even appreciate my effort to keeps things clean and tidy after his mess. Dunno if he'll ever change or I'm in for it all my life.

Anonymous said...

Lol

FunmiD said...

This sounds very comical and hilarious.Is the man for real, he should just clean up already and stop been dirty!

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately your husband needs a lot of training. It seems like he was "psychosexually arrested in the anal phase "according to signing Freud . There is a whole lot here which is both psychological and somatic. For me I have to have a shower after a "dump" even if I had a shower 30mins earlier. People have been trained differently hence , no dumping occurs at work for me. It's either early in the am before work or later in the evening when I come back so I can have a shower after every occasion. The guy needs to see a psychotherapist .

Unknown said...

Di GI bu ezi biko .u need to soak him overnight with hypo

Anonymous said...

GET A WASHING MACHINE AND DIAPERS. @amfestus

Unknown said...

What kind of real man is that.

Unknown said...

Choi...so disgusting.

Unknown said...

A man will stand on the road brings out his penis to weewee, afterwards put it back and continues with what ever he was doing, with out bothering to wash his hands. Some men are so dirty that their boxers smell and singlet milk color. Yalk.

Anonymous said...

you are married to an ape. live with it

Unknown said...

MAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!.....ABEG U HAVE A MAJOR ''HUMAN PIG SITUATIOON''.......DON'T KNOW HOW U GOT MARRIED TO HIM...BUT CLEARLY, HE NEEDS SOME HELP....IF HIS NUFFIN GOES IN BTW BUTT CHEEKS PHILOSOPHY IS REAL...1)HE SHOULDN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH THEN 2)HE SHOULDN'T CLEAN HIS EARS 3)HE SHOULDN'T DO ANYTHING CLEANING..EVEN TAKING A SHOWER...#PSYCHOHUBBY

Anonymous said...

You see how myopic you are, been Yoruba the context of the message.
Sure you are short sighted to life. Eeeewu

Anonymous said...

Lolzz......... Even OLX won't let Him be sold on their platform

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwww!!

JOYCHY said...

@wilheminna moses U HAVE KILLED, KELT & KILLEDED ME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. I cant stop laffing!!!!!!!
Nne dibe ya nno...................Lol. Dis one na chance. Does it mean u didnt notice any of these signs before marriage. D worst part is dat he doesn't see anyfin wrong in it. D guy is disgusting! Sorry oooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

A lady has just discovered a solution to one of his dirty issues. Toilets that help clean after you and wouldn't require tissue. But, bad breath aint SEXY. Shitty bum bum aint also. Sure his teeth will be horror, more so, his tongue. buy a book of how real me take hygiene issues very seriously for the guy.

Clean up (2ce) everybody do your part.

SHILZ said...

Tell that man he is a PIG

Anonymous said...

You see how myopic you are, been Yoruba the context of the message.
Sure you are short sighted to life. Eeeewu

Anonymous said...

Omo u don marry mad man

Ali is a boy said...

Maybe he's not a pig, maybe he didn't deliberately choose to be 'dirty', maybe, just maybe, he was molested as a child and doesn't feel secure spreading his 'cheeks' because it brings back horrific memories. Y'all shouldn't always be quick to judge.

Anonymous said...

Linda escalatopia. This one Na lie.

makamma said...

That was harsh..

andre kelvin said...

Ur husband is dirty AF. Dats all

makamma said...

That was harsh!

Jason jeptha said...

Wen dem say make una dey do courtship/dating before marriage una no dey hear, now carry market wey u close eye buy. Nne it's ur cross o, beta carry it well. Dat man na dustbin shaa o

Anonymous said...

Lolz. Please pity the ignorant jelly fish

makamma said...

Very dirty man

makamma said...

Very dirty man

Anonymous said...

You are his wife not his mum, you either put up with is love for shit or you do something about it. He is not a classic man either.

Anonymous said...

Ewww!! Reminds me of my ex. I can't stand dirty guys. One time we were doing reverse 69. Man on top. I opened my eyes and I see one hairy black nyash with brown dry poop crumb / dingleberries on it! Told the dirty fool to go and wash up! I was so turned the f off! He was also fond of not wiping after he peed, he would just shake the rest of the pee out of his dick. It would go everywhere. And the floor and seat would be soaked in pee. Like dude this is not a fuckin public toilet. Even at my place, even in hotel. He would do it. Nasty habit. I tried to tush him up but the dirty pig is some poor girl's problem now. Thank God. The guy was just short, black and fine for nothing. Lmao!

Anonymous said...

Ewww!! Reminds me of my ex. I can't stand dirty guys. One time we were doing reverse 69. Man on top. I opened my eyes and I see one hairy black nyash with brown dry poop crumb / dingleberries on it! Told the dirty fool to go and wash up! I was so turned the f off! He was also fond of not wiping after he peed, he would just shake the rest of the pee out of his dick. It would go everywhere. And the floor and seat would be soaked in pee. Like dude this is not a fuckin public toilet. Even at my place, even in hotel. He would do it. Nasty habit. I tried to tush him up but the dirty pig is some poor girl's problem now. Thank God. The guy was just short, black and fine for nothing. Lmao! Not fit to be my husband abeg

Anonymous said...

Ewww!! Reminds me of my ex. I can't stand dirty guys. One time we were doing reverse 69. Man on top. I opened my eyes and I see one hairy black nyash with brown dry poop crumb / dingleberries on it! Told the dirty fool to go and wash up! I was so turned the f off! He was also fond of not wiping after he peed, he would just shake the rest of the pee out of his dick. It would go everywhere. And the floor and seat would be soaked in pee. Like dude this is not a fuckin public toilet. Even at my place, even in hotel. He would do it. Nasty habit. I tried to tush him up but the dirty pig is some poor girl's problem now. Thank God. The guy was just short, black and fine for nothing. Lmao! Someone like that even tho he works at chevron is not fit to be my husband Bill. When we marry, who knows it might be shit I will have to deal with. LOOOOOL.

Unknown said...

LOL..OK ..well i advice you take him to a car wash first, then to church and then to his village maybe his mother is the cause LOL ... XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm babe abeg,you can't do anything about it anymore.the only thing you can do is clean him up yourself and tell him how disgusting it is.this is the price you have to pay for not courting

Unknown said...

Why didn't she notice all this before getting married to him. In life everybody have to make their life the way they want. I personally cannot stand any form of smell from any man talk more of this shit that this woman is going through. Some men are neat while some are so fucking dirty starting with their mouth that gutter is even better than. Then their hairs that they don't shave it smells like he-goat. They fimd it difficult to even bath once a day. So my dear you should have see all this before saying I do. Sorry that u have to live with it.

APPLE said...

Didn't you guys date??!! I hate dirty people.

Unknown said...

That's why you can never get married. If moving out is your best option.
She need to help him out.

Unknown said...

Lol! Let's avoid tribalism and sexism. The lady needs to threaten her husband o. If he won't wash his ass, I wonder what he will ever wash. But she should have noticed this before marriage now. Nne when he was chyking you did you not notice the smell? Only you can put a stop to this situation. Sorry, pele,ndo.

Unknown said...

Every body is creaming he is a pig!!!, without any possible solution, my dear i think first u need to take this as an assignment. make you home filled with room freshener, if its not dead yet revive the idea of bathing together before bed time as such in love you can correct it, also leaving him alone will embarrass u as the wife if he goes to work smelling pops, as a wife you will do that for your baby so try correcting him in love.
you might not succeed in changing that at once but gradually you will,
if his socks smells make a duty to always pull out his socks and replacing it for the next day as he might have a sweaty feet.
yes its not going to be easy but gradually he will change.

IF YOU LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO MARRY:YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH HIS PIGGISH ATTITUDE.

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwww........what kind of a man that........

Anonymous said...

Thank you. If they were dating and having sex before marriage, she would have seen all these rubbish. The man is a goat. Even if he has been raped, a clean man would always clean up.

Anonymous said...

Thank you. If they were dating and having sex before marriage, she would have seen all these rubbish. The man is a goat. Even if he has been raped, a clean man would always clean up.

Anonymous said...

tell am to dey put Camphor for inside him yansh...or give am Drummer Boy

Anonymous said...

This is a serious issue and you need to discuss it with your husband. By the way did you not court him before marriage? He could possibly be suffering from anal dysfunction. Sit him down and discuss it with him or die in silence.

Anonymous said...

He is a pig

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Ewwwww, can't even look at my poo talk more of someone else'

Anonymous said...

He is dirty just like u that uses tissue paper to clean ur ass

Unknown said...

Ewww! You're married to a pig oo
~D great anonymous!

Unknown said...

He's a dirty man....

Juleslouis said...

OmG! That man is disgustingly dirty. I want to puke!!!

Unknown said...

WTF,what sort of a dirty ass man is that,,jezz,disgusting.

Kerry okoye said...

Once a day?? Are u kidding me *pukes* don't u shower before bed??? Hope ur gf don't give u bj? Ewww

Unknown said...

Naaaaa... U must be a heart to heart tall with him, not all men are like that but u ve to try any teach him. Try!

Unknown said...

You will be surprise to know what men do all in the name of being a man.
When they see you doing some cleaning, they will say who is this one that is behaving like a woman.
I get sick when I see men like that, I am a young man who share a room with other 4 boys in Mushin-Lagos and I know what I go through everyday, I know my midnight prayers will not go in vain for God knows I'm really working to make sure I leave there for my own apartment.
When you share an apartment with some guys, you won't want to bring in anyone you don't know so well, knowing his or her way of life when it comes to cleanliness into your house.
Uncleanliness can bring bad luck to one's life and it's kind of a set back, it blinds you to know the value of good things.
You won't be able to think big, you will want to settle with every little thing that comes your way ... I'm not saying one should go steal but have the mind set of acquiring something better than what you have by knowing you can get there.

So many things have meaning to life, there is magic everywhere ... believe it or not, it's happening just like the work of God that is moving forward.

I pray God help us and open our eyes beyond the ordinary.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness so anyone who is not practicing that is just trying to close the door that leads to Gods Kingdom and when that door is close... How can you receive from God, How can you get answers to your prayers.

I am trying to put in words to these guys I live with here and they are gradually changing... though they don't listen to me but they themselves are noticing the gap between us.

You are a woman, just try to help him with the washing and put in words when an opportunity comes in... it might be when you guys are discussing, talking about something that falls on that part, auguring about somethings that relate to that....

If you love him, try doing this for him and give him time to change ... I don't like the sex before marriage but I will say here and now that is still good to get close to someone as in the naked part before marriage...if opportunity permits... hold yourself while doing that ...lol

If we want ask you now, it will turn out that you've had series of sex with him before getting married and possibly you've seen these things but decide to look away because he's promising in matrimony.

I pray there will be a time in this life when marriage will no longer be important to humans.... maybe a third priority base thing.

Enjoy your marriage and embrace your second half... pray over it and God will present you an opportunity to grab him by his balls while he get fixed in that aspect.

You are the best of your kind my dear.... Happy Marriage Life.

Anonymous said...

please your husband is bi sexual..... his ass been up and about.... real men dont have to prove they are real men by saying it... you are a real man by action. open your eyes

Unknown said...

He is just a dirty man, u should be studying him before marrying him. Now u ve to accept ur faith.

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