1. Technically speaking how can this be Tweet of the day Linda? 2. Mechanically speaking have I read all the tweetz? 3. I can tell u that GMB was speaking from spiritual perspective because the war is far from,being won 4. #MYOPINION#
God punish ur fada..id buhari ur mate to joke with? Ur fada dat can do twelve round what has he achieved? I blame linda for posting dis rubbish..she still need dbanj dick again dats y
Definition of confusion is when an old man starts seeing images of things he wished were real.. He begin to hallucinate. He becomes delusional and apparition sets in. His perception becomes vague. That's exactly the state our very own Ajala has found himself when he said "Technically we have won the war against Boko Haram" Chai! Old age has many disadvantages than advantages. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Definition of confusion is when an old man starts seeing images of things he wished were real.. He begin to hallucinate. He becomes delusional and apparition sets in. His perception becomes vague. That's exactly the state our very own Ajala has found himself when he said "Technically we have won the war against Boko Haram" Chai! Old age has many disadvantages than advantages. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Linda, pls dis is not the tweet of the day, it's not funny to me and I will never ever call this piece. His opinions though, and it shows that he's uniformed about the BH issue, @wale read, comprehend before you comment on any topic, assuming the wale of a guy read the piece where PMB said dat he would've understood him. My #5cents
Thank u Wale oo..I don't know u but u spoke sense..how can the president be talking about technical victory while practically people are still being killed by boko haram? I pray for Nigeria
OK, so now all of you wan form Celebrity drivers abi?? Issorai cos as for me, all I want is A CHRISTMAS HAMPER filled with Fruit n fiber, milk, ovaltine, chocolates and a bottle of Chamdor wine, Shikena!
It's not funny. It's all common sense that book haram has been downgraded to a large extent. Perhaps wale gates was not ignorant of how boko haram controled Lga in the last administration.
Tunji he is so on point. Instead you are the one talking off point. How can Buhari say he has technically defeated boko haram when a lot of people were killed in gwoza today and chibok girls are nowhere yet to be found. Clear your head please
You are biase. Technical won or largely won does not mean totally won. Bh 8month ago was controlling how many local got? Ask your parent if you weren't around. When the chibok girls returned them we can confidently say the war is over.
So u cannot do 6rounds??? Better beg somoone in ur village to do confirm Jedi for u before one Omo Jamo start topinpin gbogbo arena of your wife, if that isn't already happening sef..
U obviously dont want the insurgency to end. Cuz of ur dark heart. Any sane person person would surely want the war to end! Buh u aint sane mo'fucker. U goin to hell straight mehn, no gates, no blocks
Wailing wailers are incurable cynics, pessimist and sadists! Now imagine your family are caught at the cross roads of a brutal and merciless insurgency? Ohoo, guess it's no longer funny!! Chill guys, Change has come, embrace it!!!
Technically, im for Christ. www.spiritualactivist1.com Good Evening People of The Lord. A Happy Day
Read the President's Christmas message below.. I felicitate with all Nigerians, especially our Christian brothers and sisters, on the joyous occasion of this year’s Christmas. On this occasion of the commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, let us all rededicate ourselves to the virtues of peace, love, honesty, justice, equity, piety, humility and service to others which he taught. Yes<Through the Salvation of God. Cos, Our Confession is our Possession. #LIVEALIFEOFFAVOUR.
I ve never felt so ashamed to hear my president on a foreign media like BBC making such crass statement. Wat d hell does he mean by technically speaking we ve won d war?
Technically not tactically or factually.......na grammar go kill our politicians..........anyhow dem want do am. Am less concern.....all we want is 4 d Mr dull moment to get rid of that garbage called BOKO HARAM.
When I heard our 'amiable' presdo said that, I actually thought he was just making wishes for Christmas or was just teasing Nigerians. So the Old guy dey serious! Nigerians don suffer.
When I heard our 'amiable' presdo said that, I actually thought he was just making wishes for Christmas or was just teasing Nigerians. So the Old guy dey serious! Nigerians don suffer.
Linda I often wonder what your motive is for mocking the present administration.
You have so much negatives to say to them. It's fine if you didn't want them to win. We all have our freedom. But don't let your bias blind you from the obvious truth that boko haram has been tremendously powerless recently.
I'm beginning to believe that you were really bankrolled by PDP. Otherwise, why are you so against defeating boko haram?
Talk is cheap,so you guys can run your mouths,even if he(PMB)makes one naira to exchange for two dollars,you guys will still complain. To us all who knows what he is doing to this economy,we pray that good health should abound with him. And to all complainers and whiners who dont see anything good in this administration, hear this "Go hug a transformer ".........Idiotas!!!
All those criticising here, you will just know that it is because PDP lost elections. You need to get over the shock. This is 2016 we are entering oh. Hahahaha
188 comments:
Lolzz
This one is always never serious and talk out of point mostly... Well, he's gay so?
Please,who is wale gates actually? I dunno him!!
I can go 12
Hahaha....I can do 10rounds I swear down.
Lmao this guy got no chills
Can't believe people are making jokes of this...what a jerk #DONJAZZY'S ex
Lmao....
Enugu's second shoe designer....
Buhari and it's so called led Apc(change)bunch of of Confused fellows smellos
Anybody who believes that shit must be useless from birth. Lai Muhammed and BUHARI are 2 dumb people but I'm still yet to find out who is dumber.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I can't stop laughing
Lol,dis dude z a comedian...
.
Nuella saiz**
Technically we r hv won de war agn bH but tactically we r still fighting.
Lol exactly.
Hahahaha. Pls don't corrupt me
#selflove#
Lol, na so. Who doesn't kno dat it's a lie, anoda tyn to bobo Nigerians
#*karlishah*
Lolz so true,I can finish 7big coolers of fried rice....yeappiii
Lolzzzzzzz
1. Technically speaking how can this be Tweet of the day Linda?
2. Mechanically speaking have I read all the tweetz?
3. I can tell u that GMB was speaking from spiritual perspective because the war is far from,being won
4. #MYOPINION#
Technically I can consider my ex threesome request, since we are making stuff up now. Ka nnukwa na eji ogili esi indomie.
lol...6 rounds abi?? u wan kill urself by urself be that na
Dis guy is technically idiotica....
How can u make a mockery of wat d president said. Technically Mr President was right to use dat word
Lols he such a clown
#Hajia Mufliat
LMAO
:D
Mchewwww
Wot a frog of a man..so the situation is funny.take ur time,mr wallegecko.and make jokes out of funny situations
Bokohari
Lol....I can do 10 rounds
Hmm, ok oo, congrt to ur partner oo, 100 rounds lol
Enter your comment...lol
So after Davido's driver..there is don jazzy's driver,eh?..linda take note
So?
Lolzzzzzzzz
God punish ur fada..id buhari ur mate to joke with? Ur fada dat can do twelve round what has he achieved? I blame linda for posting dis rubbish..she still need dbanj dick again dats y
6 Rounds of what? Pls clarify
Mtchewwww.. at least many IDPs have returned back to their homes, only biased minds won't give this govt credit.
Very hilarious
Good to see it dawn on u, wale, u voted faux change
They think Nigerians are stupid. n technically they are. since they bought the bullshit n brought them into power
This guy is crazy hahahahaha
U can't c anytin gud in pple cos u are dumb and bad yousef
Hehehe....ProudlyDeltan
Definition of confusion is when an old man starts seeing images of things he wished were real.. He begin to hallucinate. He becomes delusional and apparition sets in. His perception becomes vague. That's exactly the state our very own Ajala has found himself when he said "Technically we have won the war against Boko Haram" Chai! Old age has many disadvantages than advantages. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Overmadness dey worry him.. smh
Yes naw
Nwanne checkia nu ya out
Definition of confusion is when an old man starts seeing images of things he wished were real.. He begin to hallucinate. He becomes delusional and apparition sets in. His perception becomes vague. That's exactly the state our very own Ajala has found himself when he said "Technically we have won the war against Boko Haram" Chai! Old age has many disadvantages than advantages. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Linda, pls dis is not the tweet of the day, it's not funny to me and I will never ever call this piece. His opinions though, and it shows that he's uniformed about the BH issue, @wale read, comprehend before you comment on any topic, assuming the wale of a guy read the piece where PMB said dat he would've understood him. My #5cents
Thank u Wale oo..I don't know u but u spoke sense..how can the president be talking about technical victory while practically people are still being killed by boko haram? I pray for Nigeria
Chai I dey find icon for laugh scatter yansh o.....
Dis is dry af
OKORO UPGRADED
I don't care.. *I just have one wish for Xmas.. A CHRISTMAS HAMPER filled with Fruit n fiber, milk, ovaltine, chocolates and a bottle of Chamdor wine*
Linda I hv arrived..
Technically Buhari lied #pensive
He is a bigot and clueless. #IRepLIB
OK, so now all of you wan form Celebrity drivers abi?? Issorai cos as for me, all I want is A CHRISTMAS HAMPER filled with Fruit n fiber, milk, ovaltine, chocolates and a bottle of Chamdor wine, Shikena!
Linda I hv arrived..
this is d change we voted for
You will never get enough....Believe
“technically” in 2019 when Nigerians hear change they would run for their lives.
It's not funny. It's all common sense that book haram has been downgraded to a large extent. Perhaps wale gates was not ignorant of how boko haram controled Lga in the last administration.
Technically my a**, he not even sure still assuming. Well technically I own LIB..seen!!
anaekwe.ucheslimj@gmail.com
Technically my a**, he not even sure still assuming. Well technically I own LIB..seen!!
anaekwe.ucheslimj@gmail.com
Tunji he is so on point. Instead you are the one talking off point. How can Buhari say he has technically defeated boko haram when a lot of people were killed in gwoza today and chibok girls are nowhere yet to be found. Clear your head please
You are biase. Technical won or largely won does not mean totally won. Bh 8month ago was controlling how many local got? Ask your parent if you weren't around. When the chibok girls returned them we can confidently say the war is over.
Mm...wait there's Donjazzy's Driver here now......lol......Owu na bastard
#AmNewHere
#AmGettingOldHere
#Terrorism
the best I did was 4 rounds; i go skater your sukusu; the lady said thank sir the following morning; make no body try me.
Hahahahhahahahaha. Lwkmd. Technically I climax 20x during one round of sex that lasts up to 5mins.
Kpom kwem....true talk
Enter your comment...abi na
Presido of change u pple wanted
Abeg it's not funny. Linda next please
Linda u r so predictable...anything anti-buhari is your tweet of the day...haba!
LWKMD....choi
MZ EUEU
What's so funny here? He should meet Basket Mouth and AY for training and coaching. Hisssss. Linda abeg give us better news biko
Dry joke. Not funny
Next pls
Linda is it that you dont have better news for us again?
Gbam!!! Wale Gates is in actual fact a Comedian professionally/side gig
Dis one funny gaan oo
Funny,who is he?
Funny,who is he?
Linda pls hire me to be helping you select "tweets of the day". This is no tweet of the day. It's not even hillarious. It's just vulgal
So u cannot do 6rounds??? Better beg somoone in ur village to do confirm Jedi for u before one Omo Jamo start topinpin gbogbo arena of your wife, if that isn't already happening sef..
Linda pls hire me to be helping you select "tweets of the day". This is no tweet of the day. It's not even hillarious. It's just vulgal
Bros pls go 12.
@ stern ur dad is the dummies
I FEEL FOR THOSE WHO VOTED BUHARI IN HOPING TO SEE CHANGE BUT TODAY THEY FEEL HEARTBROKEN, WHAT A SHAME!
GRATEFUL HEART.
9ja, I hail thee
Hahahahaha 6 rounds
Hahahahaha
lol that's just it
Is that the bone of contention here? Olodo didn't catch the joke
Mcheeeeeeeeew! I no fit deal abeg. Linda take note!
Go and lean how to read and correct english before. Mumu...... Buhari na ur mate?
⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥
Technically, I and linda Ikeji are getting married, lol
Lol wale gate no go kill person. Pls don't mind dis old confused fools lia lia Muhammad nd Buhari
He is Wale Adenuga's gateman.
Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
Lol Xmas eve joke😊😊😊😊
#ReferenceGod #AlwaysThankful
Enter your comment... That's true even Lai Mohammed can trek from Kwara to Abuja
Technically Buhari is a joke! He talks too much without any reasonable action!
LAMO!!!
#give me 1bottle#
Who their lies don help? Mtcheww!
Okbye.
Technically. 6 rounds is where i start from
Right!! Epic response
Lol..... lets see him go 2
This stern boy no dey joke at all..
Technically I can finish half bag of rice in a sitting. *sigh* naija go always bring something
It's sad dat the FG is lying to us. Follow sambo dasuki. @nsadasuki on twitter
Ok now.
Lol,i'm on my 20th round now self. Buhari is such a liar
U obviously dont want the insurgency to end. Cuz of ur dark heart. Any sane person person would surely want the war to end! Buh u aint sane mo'fucker. U goin to hell straight mehn, no gates, no blocks
hahahahaha....lwkmd
MISSVEE
Dumbass! You don't use 'still and yet' together!
Not funny
Wailing wailers are incurable cynics, pessimist and sadists! Now imagine your family are caught at the cross roads of a brutal and merciless insurgency? Ohoo, guess it's no longer funny!! Chill guys, Change has come, embrace it!!!
Merry In Christ(MIC)Linda..long life!
Technically, im for Christ.
www.spiritualactivist1.com
Good Evening People of The Lord.
A Happy Day
Read the President's Christmas message below..
I felicitate with all Nigerians, especially our Christian brothers and sisters, on the joyous occasion of this year’s Christmas. On this occasion of the commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, let us all rededicate ourselves to the virtues of peace, love, honesty, justice, equity, piety, humility and service to others which he taught.
Yes<Through the Salvation of God.
Cos, Our Confession is our Possession.
#LIVEALIFEOFFAVOUR.
Yeah he's right
Lol *Odiegwulinda*
I ve never felt so ashamed to hear my president on a foreign media like BBC making such crass statement. Wat d hell does he mean by technically speaking we ve won d war?
Very funny and apt too!
Lolsssssssssssssss
Technically I can date rihanna now
technically one dollar is equall to one naira....guess we are making things up now
technically one dollar is equall to one naira....guess we are making things up now
Waaaat?
Hilarious 😂😂😂
goverment of liars
Lolzzzzzzzzz
Technically not tactically or factually.......na grammar go kill our politicians..........anyhow dem want do am. Am less concern.....all we want is 4 d Mr dull moment to get rid of that garbage called BOKO HARAM.
N so wat?
Realistically what?
Linda have noticed all ur tweet of the day is always against the govt... It's either from Ben Bruce, FFK or Fayose... There is God.
Polytechnic drop out
hmmmm...
Yes o. TechniCally things
Crazy dude...lolzzz
Sisi linda
I thought they said this guy's a comedian?
PMB says what he as done so wales gate says what he can do no fight
Just passing. Linda take note
Charityujunwa@gmail.com
Really deep.
Technical I can swim River Niger
Technically I want to sleep now...
I don't see any change
Starshine
Linda ur so Anti buhari ehhh haba must u post negative things about buhari
Oh my! Funny
LMAO, very funny tho
Funny. #Linda'spal
Lolz technically ko, ashi ashi ni
Lolest... Technically I can lift a car
First he is so confused an what does he mean by six rounds..........lol
#linda's smile 😋
PARENTAL ADVISORY
^^^Adult Content^^^
Is six round impossible? Unless to u
Been to 7 rounds
You a boy of yesterday how do you expect to know him
Shawncrack bikozienuoooooo
Technically speaking means technically speaking.
Technically I am dating Rihanna
Looolz
Mtchew
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
This dude is so hilarious. Lady presh says so!
NNENNE GEORGE, GOD BLESS YOU!
Technically naija hv entered one Chance instead Of change.
Tweet of the day!
Swarez
Wale gates is so ryt. We still hv soldiers dying out ther
No be small technically....munachiphilips@gmail.com
Let's see what happens to you when you get old.
I know its type of nene George comments that you would see and support here .eran
Lol
Everything now technical ....
When I heard our 'amiable' presdo said that, I actually thought he was just making wishes for Christmas or was just teasing Nigerians. So the Old guy dey serious! Nigerians don suffer.
When I heard our 'amiable' presdo said that, I actually thought he was just making wishes for Christmas or was just teasing Nigerians. So the Old guy dey serious! Nigerians don suffer.
Linda I often wonder what your motive is for mocking the present administration.
You have so much negatives to say to them. It's fine if you didn't want them to win. We all have our freedom. But don't let your bias blind you from the obvious truth that boko haram has been tremendously powerless recently.
I'm beginning to believe that you were really bankrolled by PDP. Otherwise, why are you so against defeating boko haram?
Talk is cheap,so you guys can run your mouths,even if he(PMB)makes one naira to exchange for two dollars,you guys will still complain. To us all who knows what he is doing to this economy,we pray that good health should abound with him.
And to all complainers and whiners who dont see anything good in this administration, hear this "Go hug a transformer ".........Idiotas!!!
All those criticising here, you will just know that it is because PDP lost elections. You need to get over the shock. This is 2016 we are entering oh. Hahahaha
Technically...Linda Ikeji is my wife.
In d spirit realm we have won d war, it remains for it to manifest physically
Now this is not biz...
"NeVeR SaY NeVeR"
@native hahahahahaha now that's worth tweet of the day
Smh @Alertlady
So get her a hamper
Making up things indeed 👍
Making up things indeed 👍
u can go six rounds u dey cum every three to four sec? if u spend more than 30mins per round u wont talk about 6 rounds...fuck boys
Technically they have asked BK to stop that the elections have been won and power is back to the north. Shekina.
Who dies bcos of straffing? Go ask ashawo.
Just like the chronic liars. Technically I go deal with you for 6 rounds.
I doubt. With F9 in wood work in his WASC? I seriously doubt he understands it. But technically, am doing Linda now. At the new house technically.
Technically, you are wrong. However, you can correct yourself technically . LoL
Lol, Nnenne George, dats Jst d truth lol. #Am Don jazzy's wife!!
Technically...there was a country
Technically Mr president exaggerated a little. #JstSayingTho
lolz technically boko haram would cause more trouble
Lol
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