1. When you Put up a sign board telling people you offer internet services/ business centre services and LASAA Comes and ask you to pay 15,000 EVERY YEAR for that sign.
2. When you have a small shop managing your sefl and SOME TOUTS come and tell you they are LOCAL GOVERNMENT workers and they want to collect SHOP PERMIT. 3. when you have a/c in your office and a customer has known you for over 6 months that the A?C has never worked for once even though it looks very brand new.. #nonepa 4. When you close from work and a 20mins drive ends up being a 2 hr drive... #foodgocold 5. when you feel you have made profit and the next day you use it to buy fuel...LOL LOL LOL
When FIRS and LIRS are constantly breathing down your neck trying to "steal" your money...Yes. Steal! I said it! *hiss*...have some of you on video asking for bribes...continue!
....when people buy goods from you on credit (igbese specialists) and openly curse you out when it's time for payment, yet they update their status on BB saying " Money is no object" or "My money grows on trees" and their BBM location keeps changing reflecting different countries they travel to.#EkoOniBaje
1.Council will lock your shop before you wake up in the morning 2. When shops will be ordered to close because one party chieftain wants to do one year remembrance for their relation 3. When you put 50k into a biz and at the end of it all, ur gain is 500 naira cos ur running gen
Wen u stay on the road at least 2 hrs stuck in traffic and u see ice cream man *buy ur cold ice cream here*.... lol u be like no!! I thought it was hot ice cream dey sell.... lol
When u keep expending on petrol or diesel to fuel your generator and there is noise of generators everywhere in d neighbourhood, and oh!, when u suck up to indirect taxes
...When the first thing you think about early in the morning is your business and the last thing on ur mind while in bed at night is still the business. ...When you start receiving text msgs of ur employees that are running late. ...When by the end of the month you have no money in the bank to pay your bills/staff.. lol
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I don't get it o
..when u meet all the big celebs thru ur master :D
all's well that ends well..
....when you are driving a nice car abi? Davido'sdriver over to u
when numerous tax receipts with no known
organization becomes flyers in your shop
When you are always Broke
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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I dont knw bcos am not in lagos.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
When at least, someone dupes you, or collect goods from you on credit.
When customers price down from 10k u told them to 2500 naira..lol
When you can suscribe 4 ur Dstv 10k monthly suscription. Without missing a day.
When you wake up 5am before day break to take delivery of goods to be sold and return back home 9:30pm due to trafick gam on the road.
Ojuoooooo
PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!
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When d guiter in front of Ur store stinks like it a sock away....
When you're at war with traffic.
Lol, but not a Lagosian.
Wetin concern me?
I just want to graduate and have my own clinic.
Then I go know wetin dem dey yarn
Sincerely speaking the mind of Amadioha
The person will run shut or run lost @ the end of the day of he/she business
When inland revenue people start hounding ur ass. ..
He will buy fuel nah!!! Abi??? Lol
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You are a Nigerian 🙌
"...when you are asked to close down your business for 2 days because the President or Governor is passing or is in town.
You pay heavy LASG taxes
VERY CORRECT, that is sooo true - it makes me weep 4 Nigeria.
1. When you Put up a sign board telling people you offer internet services/ business centre services and LASAA Comes and ask you to pay 15,000 EVERY YEAR for that sign.
2. When you have a small shop managing your sefl and SOME TOUTS come and tell you they are LOCAL GOVERNMENT workers and they want to collect SHOP PERMIT.
3. when you have a/c in your office and a customer has known you for over 6 months that the A?C has never worked for once even though it looks very brand new.. #nonepa
4. When you close from work and a 20mins drive ends up being a 2 hr drive... #foodgocold
5. when you feel you have made profit and the next day you use it to buy fuel...LOL LOL LOL
When people spend 2 hours pricing and testing ur market and end up telling "I'll come back another time"
Everybody in lagos runs gen for more dan 12hrs in a day...
When by the road sellers cover u up in ur shop and still claim right..
You mean???
#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE
Hian! I don't have any idea biko. Linda take note!
Linda na puzzle? Me no get idea oh
"...u leave d house by 5am and return by 11pm"
#itznenaD
LOL, I have never run a business in Lagos, so I wouldn't know.
When FIRS and LIRS are constantly breathing down your neck trying to "steal" your money...Yes. Steal! I said it! *hiss*...have some of you on video asking for bribes...continue!
having great internet
When tax collectors remember you
when someone comes to learn what you do so that he can start his
when everything u do is rush
When you pay tax as if you are living in England.
And the person is 101% correct! Welcome Naija/Lasgidi.
#TeamBlessed#
You spend 8hours in traffic, 8hours in the office and 8hours at home
U keep calling ur contacts and dey ain't picking ur calls, they are debtors
When you face traffic jam like say you dey queue for heaven
I pass my neighbour
Correct
Wen u stay 6. Hours in traffic! Man lagos traffic is hell!
When u make friend with ur enemy to avoid jail sentence
When u get home at midnight and leave to work 5hrs early
When you have to wake up 5:30am for a 10:00am appointment in VI just because you're staying in the Mainland. Lagos na wa.
Before u open officially, taxes are flying in.
Have u seen the Bentley inside water? Check out www.naijacarlovers.blogspot.com
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OKORO UPGRADED**
Who cnn help
Same old Dr Olumide Himself
I don't know.
Same Old Dr Olumide himself
Is it only in lagos? My dear is everywhr o
Is it only in lagos? My dear is everywhr o
....you'll need fuel subsidy.
When ur employees form a cartel against u the owner.! Bye
When you bankrupt in two months
When 5 other people starts the same business as yours around you
No ansa
When u leave ur rols royce at home to take public transport because of fuel scarcity
When customers price your goods/ services like roadside boli.
I don't understand Nigerians?Is it a sign of being well off to run generator for 12 hours?Our way of thinking is totally weird.
lol
Cool down obi, change is here!
....when people buy goods from you on credit (igbese specialists) and openly curse you out when it's time for payment, yet they update their status on BB saying " Money is no object" or "My money grows on trees" and their BBM location keeps changing reflecting different countries they travel to.#EkoOniBaje
In Nigeria, everything na big deal.Others celebrate years of uninterrupted power and we feel rich burning generator.God please deliver us.
Why so ignorant?
Lol..
Nice one
Some customers tho
Oba threatens to drown igbo's or commit xenophobia and yoruba people supported then president elect says igbo's should accept it and move on
Oba threatens to drown igbo's or commit xenophobia and yoruba people supported then president elect says igbo's should accept it and move on
When fashola boys burns shop in market even after collecting tax
When tinibu has turned lagos to family business.lol
When tinibu has turned lagos to family business.lol
1.Council will lock your shop before you wake up in the morning
2. When shops will be ordered to close because one party chieftain wants to do one year remembrance for their relation
3. When you put 50k into a biz and at the end of it all, ur gain is 500 naira cos ur running gen
You know you live in Nigeria
Hihihi..
Wen u stay on the road at least 2 hrs stuck in traffic and u see ice cream man *buy ur cold ice cream here*.... lol u be like no!! I thought it was hot ice cream dey sell.... lol
Ode....hw can u get it
When u keep expending on petrol or diesel to fuel your generator and there is noise of generators everywhere in d neighbourhood, and oh!, when u suck up to indirect taxes
No idea
Enjoyin Jupiter I guess..
No dear, ur way of understanding is totally weird! He's just trying to talk about the trails of owning a biz in lagos...
When you start to pay "owo awon boys", I wonder who awon boys are and what services they render that I'm paying for
When a certain celeb buys bags from u and later burns it without paying u. Bye.!!
Mehn seriously vexing at this one..
Lmao
Lol @ onyxx I can relate
Easy.....him no get na...lolzzz
Lol
...When the first thing you think about early in the morning is your business and the last thing on ur mind while in bed at night is still the business.
...When you start receiving text msgs of ur employees that are running late.
...When by the end of the month you have no money in the bank to pay your bills/staff.. lol
... when you have employees and a work space but your account stays empty
He should complete the sentence himself
Re-tart!
.... When people shout while answering calls as if they 're deaf
@arkiss easy o
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