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Thursday 24 March 2016

Woman narrates how she was forced to hide poo in her handbag after her date's toilet wouldn't flush

A woman's story went viral after she revealed on twitter how she ended up with a poo in her handbag during a romantic date with a date. In her tweets, she gave details of how she went to the toilet at her date's house and when the pc wouldn't flush, she was forced to do the unimaginable.


Makela, from Toronto, Canada, revealed that the incident happened on Monday night after she had agreed to go on a date with a guy she’d met in a grocery store just few days before.

Getting to his house, she used the toilet but it wouldn't flush properly which left her panicking. She then wrapped her poo in toilet paper and then put it in her handbag. At some point she even considered throwing it out of the window. The hilarious series of tweets have gone viral and have been retweeted thousands of times.

Read the story from her tweets below









59 comments:

Unknown said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

Ewww, irrelevant story,keep it to yourself woman!

Unknown said...

Very Nasty!

STERN said...

YOU ARE A VERY VERY DIRTY GIRL.. GEEZ

Unknown said...

Stale gist! Linda be slagging since nineteen kporogodom!

Psalmuelle aka Samstone. said...

Funny!

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Olaaliu said...

Funny😁

Unknown said...

Lagging**

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lord knws i will never be sharing something of this nature though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Chizzy Liz said...

*************************hahahahhahahahahhahaha*************I don't knw weda to laugh or to be confused or disappointed ************* or upset ********* finally I am disgusted ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, d level some of my fellow ladies can go to form is unassuming ***************** simply ask boo to come help u fix some shit *********** u dey dia dey mumu ************ Yuv ne'er been a confident ClaSsy lady********** U jux a chronic pretender

Chizzy Liz said...

*************************hahahahhahahahahhahaha*************I don't knw weda to laugh or to be confused or disappointed ************* or upset ********* finally I am disgusted ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, d level some of my fellow ladies can go to form is unassuming ***************** simply ask boo to come help u fix some shit *********** u dey dia dey mumu ************ Yuv ne'er been a confident ClaSsy lady********** U jux a chronic pretender ****************All dis stress to remain Chic

Kayode Odusanya said...

I don't know, the story is funny, but I have a strong feeling this story might have been made up. First of all, you text your sister that you have poop in your bag, and she didn't freak out, she just replied with "YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING." A normal person would have replied with something like, "Are freaking kidding me? What is poop doing in your purse." Unless the girl usually has poop in her bag, this story doesn't sound all the way true to me.


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Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

Hahahahahahahahaha. This is so funny and awkward at same time.

Unknown said...

Hmmm woman poop dat can smell...she try o

Unknown said...

Heheheh...e depends on the kind poo oooo...she ma know wetn she de capable of

APPLE said...

Ewww..Some women are too dirty..ewww..

makeupstuff said...

ewwwww......

Unknown said...

Lol too funny

Unknown said...

Lol ode

Anonymous said...

I had a similar experience with my boy friend now fiance fortunately for me he's sister was around and I begged her to help me flush it she Brought a bucket full of water and help out when my boy friend asked she covered up and saI'd I flushed a sanitary pad that it refused to flush. I feel for her but putting poo in ur bag is a nonoo

BOSS said...

any woman that can do that can kill her lover........

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

LMAO sorry ma'am

Unknown said...

Lol, she freaked. Could happen to anybody sha but not me.

Unknown said...

LMAO.... I don't even wanna imagine it

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Mab said...

Yuk, this girl is........ no words man

Miss Ferragamo said...

Hahaha....I always feel like doing same when there's one tiny Lil poop left after I've flushed the toilet. By "same" I mean picking it up and throwing it somewhere. Lol

PrettyChi said...

Nawaoooo

Anonymous said...

Adams. Very dirty girl indeed. U for flush am manually with bucket kai. @maunne

Anonymous said...

Ayama u for carry bucket flush am manually. Dorty dorti gal. Lolzzz @maunne

Unknown said...

Kolo...
Why not leave it dia
















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Anonymous said...

who takes a dump on a date?

Unknown said...

Lol

Senator Frank said...

🙈🙈🙈🙈😅😅😅😅😅😅

Anonymous said...

You are not confident and self assured. You should had told him...period. His toilet wasn't working well.

Unknown said...

You are a very brave girl. you are descent and i admire your tenacity and outlook on every side of the ordeal. great woman!!!!

Anonymous said...

There's no reason for this! I'd rather you leave your poo there than taking it out with your hand or what? WTF! Immature asf!

Unknown said...

There is absolutely no way i'm reading this as about to go out for Lunch! Keep your story to urself girl.

Unknown said...

Form. Form.

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,

Unknown said...

Jeez! That means you comfortably flush sanitary pad down ur toilet! Tufia! You are a pig anon! Ezi ma IBU!

Unknown said...

Nwanne IBU ezi bida! Tueeh!!!

Yaneez Deeyah said...

Senseless.

Anonymous said...

she's really a misunderstood worm.........ok gerroff my face!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rubish like these will go viral but the word of God they will avoid it. Nigerians are now buying into these Colonia masters influence

DeeD25 said...

She didn't share it with you tho, she shared it to her Twitter followers.. who's irrelevant now? you!!!

DeeD25 said...

and you are a clean pig.. Ok boy!!

chyyy said...

Poopoo poopoo for body how are u? Shame

Unknown said...

Hilarious😂😂 But ewww



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waffymercyjohnson said...

Lmao
Oh my
This is so nasty

Anonymous said...

How is it stale when the girl just posted it on Her Twitter account?

Rubbish

Anonymous said...

So the poo, didn't not smell while she had it in her bag. Bs stories.

Unknown said...

Lolss.


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Yetty k said...

Na she sabi

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ary said...

actually is made up obviously, there is a short film about a mishap like this on youtube, only she didn't put it in her purse but instead forgot it on his table and locked herself out!

Aj said...

Irritating as you are reading it sef. What an extremely dirty and stupid girl. Couldn't you have flushed it manually. It would have been better you even asked. Oh my why did I read this, I was hoping it was going to be a joke that would make me laugh, and I wanted to go and eat. Hmmmm tufiakwa!

Adaobilinda her sexcellency said...

Wahala dey especially if she dey purge.. lolz

Unknown said...

Love u girl.... brave heart

Unknown said...

Gross
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