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Saturday, 29 August 2015

Man with world's longest eggplant says women are too afraid to have sex with him

A man who claims he has the world's largest penis says women are too scared to have sex with him.
Super-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera also claims his manhood is actually a disability that leaves him unable to work.
Not only that, but the 52-year-old's 18.9in member is so long that ladies are afraid of it.
The member hangs well below his knees and he wants his 'gift' to be recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records.

But he also wants to be registered as disabled because he says his giant penis gets in the way and he is not able to hold down a proper job.

Cabrera, from Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, underwent a medical examination and had an X-ray done of his massive manhood to satisfy anyone who doubted him.
And doctors at a health centre in the city of Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, have confirmed that "according to the scan" in 3D, it is genuine.

A doctor there said the main part of his willy was just over 6 inches long and the rest was extra skin.

Cabrera has approached health services to support his claim he is disabled.
He said:"Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.
"I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.
"Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition."
Medical experts suggest troubled Cabrera might be able to opt for a voluntary modification of his anatomy and have a shaft reduction operation.

He was deported from the USA to Saltillo in 2011 and lives alone in a room given to him by his brothers.

He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps.

He has no friends and wherever he goes he says people shun him.

Prior to his claim to having the longest penis in the world it is believed the honour belonged to an American man called Johan Falcon whose manhood measures a strapping 13.38 inches.



UK Mirror

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

And how do you know he has the longest eggplant .........u self.

Unknown said...

Hmmm interesting

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Wat does he expect? Dat means he would actually kill d women if August could burst cervix. Lol

Unknown said...

Oh so dey shldnt b scared??? Lol

Amy said...

This kain one can rupture the womb. He already has a heavy load on him. Sorry Sir which woman wan near this weapon kwanu..

Unknown said...

They didnt say if the extra skin has erectile tissue or not. Looks like he should get some of the shaft removed cos from the xray the tissue at the prepuce is abnormally large.
This guy is 52 tho. What has he been doing since he was a teenager.

Mr. Stretch said...

Wonders shall never end!

Unknown said...

Haaaaaaa na die b ds one ooooo wat 18 inches haaaaa na wa ooo.

Unknown said...

Ok

liz swt 16 said...

Dat's rily scary, I dnt blame d gals at all who wan die? Dat tin wil enta ur vjay n com out thru ur mouth

Unknown said...

Lord help and save him for he really needs ur help. No woman in her right sense's wiil ever come close except she want to die b4 her time.

Anonymous said...

Several people have come out saying they have the longest D. I remember one that came out previously before this and I laughed hard.
Trust me when I say this guy's own ain't the longest.
Years ago I saw a naked mad man in stadium road, Benin. What I saw can't be described properly if didn't see it for yourself. The D was far below the knee, not up to the ankle, swinging carelessly. So make these people go sit down

aproko manager said...

Y women noor go fear abi u won kill dem...u go really go front or kukuma dey touch yaself

Unknown said...

Lazyman, looking for who to feed him.
Package your eggplant well and go and work.
Disabled ko! disabled ni!

Blog It With Olivia said...

Lolz, who wan get injury for her V-jay jay?










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#It mUsT eND in PrAiSE

Unknown said...

So since when had 6inches been 'just'

Unknown said...

wahala dey ooooo

Unknown said...

JESU!!!!

SWILL MARTIN said...

Nasty ass shiiit!

Kaiser said...

I wanto laff o but

Anonymous said...

Disgusting Image

Unknown said...

#WombWrecker.....!!!

dudette said...

Wth...imagine when it's erected hahaha..eyah he should reduce it biko!

Egobliss said...

Wahala!

Unknown said...

Hmmm nawoo













Lib freak

Unknown said...

Lool, na different tin person dey hear..largest manhood ni

Unknown said...

lie Jor !!! abegi comot dere you Don see my own ni?????

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I B M bolubantin said...

Woooow

APPLE said...

You wan kill person?

APPLE said...

Too much of everything or anything is dangerous.

Unknown said...

Why won't they be scared....

Unknown said...

Oh my G!

andre kelvin said...

Lool! Dicktor

dessymal said...

Chineke mie...
And some communities r looking for ppl to drill borehole 4 dem

Unknown said...

Who go wan die. Dis na weapon of mass destruction nah. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Who go wan die. Dis na weapon of mass destruction nah. Linda take note!

Ijanyimitch said...

Hahahhahhahahahahahah!!!! Silly

Unknown said...

Hmmm......that eggplant in 3d though๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

OSINANL said...

Lolzzzzzzz

Unknown said...

Chai,God is a miracle worker and some are so tiny that they can't even f**k btw India is one place that u find awful diseases and things

Anonymous said...

Mr dickson they like tere vagina

Anonymous said...

Lol.but aunty his mexican read am wella next time

Unknown said...

Nawa oo and the dick is not erect yet ooo

Anonymous said...

Enemy na im do dis one to dis man na... at 52, never fit do anythg meaningful.

Anonymous said...

Girls love it huge they should go for that they am sure they will love it

Unknown said...

Na wa o. The "thing" never do standing ovation o!










#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

Na wa o. The "thing" never do standing ovation o!










#TeamBlessed#

ary said...

He is a bloody horse! He should be in the port industry, he will get all the a** he wants. He would be a big hit!

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