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Monday, 10 August 2015

Choi, see what a LIB reader's wife used as her DP

A LIB reader says his wife posted this on her Blackberry DP this morning. What he wrote below...
So I saw this on my wife's dp this morning and I'm overwhelmed with guilt... I just wonder what she knows. I discovered I left my other phone at home but I dey form not seeing anything until I reach home. The Lord is my comforter today.

132 comments:

Jojo said...

The Lord is really ur strength lol..... interest dp tho

aproko manager said...

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuu na wa oo

Unknown said...

Yeye man so your conscience dey judge u abi?

Alloy Chikezie said...

Hehehe. That means there's fire on the mountain.

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Unknown said...

Yeye man so your conscience dey judge u abi?

PakoBoti said...

But who say na the same?

Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower) said...

To all the cheaters!!

mel20 said...

May God help you bro..OYO lowa!!

Unknown said...

Lolz, smartest woman, man, u r in big soup tonight

Anonymous said...

ONE CHANCE 4 You be THAT. LORD DEE

Unknown said...

Lolz, smartest woman, man, u r in big soup tonight

IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923) said...

Lool gbege

Bonita Bislam said...

Hahahahaha spot on!

ST. KIZITO BOUTIQUE IG: @stkizitoboutique said...

Lol. Stupid

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHA, WISE WOMAN...TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

WTF is dat supposed to mean? Funny though. ...

Dike Ndi Igbo said...

Hehehehe... That ur wife is very intelligent.. So better stick to her n let all those ladies go

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Dude is guilty... Lolx..
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

u beta buy a tangible gift.

Anonymous said...

Bursted!

Unknown said...

the Lord is your comforter...really?........

Unknown said...

Bros,Take cover o.

Unknown said...

Hehehehe! @ comforter. Now na morning. Shiooor!

Unknown said...

U don't enter. U see guilty conscience. Repent

Unknown said...

hehehehehehehe.....trouble!!! better go buy bulletproof before you go house

abigail said...

Pls let us knw wat hapen wen u get home o

Unknown said...

God no dey dis one, u are purely on ur own.

Unknown said...

HahaHhahahahha guilty concon

ary said...

LOL it could be nothing!

Anonymous said...

Am sure she has a good heart and thats why she chose not to confront you immediately but simply sent an indirect message to you. just do the right thing.

Unknown said...

Hell is ur comforter todai ...lol

Unknown said...

Guy ur own don finish...say d Lord's prayer b4 steppin into d house

Unknown said...

Hell is ur comforter todai ...lol

Unknown said...

So what and what have u done? Umu nwoke ndi aru ...oga mend your ways

Anonymous said...

Na only GOD fit help you today o! Just start asking HIM for mercy already!

Anonymous said...

Lol. Caught in the act.

Unknown said...

Stupid man u are a cheat nah 4 u to be worried you better repent nonsense

Anonymous said...

Rubbish,how does coke all over the world explain different tastes because you name bottles?Why not put coke,fanta,sprite,7up and pepsi and tell us it is the same taste?Humans think and act and look different,so why just stick to one(Coke)and not try others?Same with chocolate and ice cream.

des said...

gud for you. choi

Unknown said...

He is in for a big trouble,

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahhahaa. U r in trouble today!!

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hehehehe you got served, an acid bath awaits you.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Jules said...

Lolzzz...serves him right!

Precious said...

God don catch you today...lol

Unknown said...

Lmao! Correct...

Unknown said...

Useless horseband

Unknown said...

Lunda u are outdated o .. na wa ... This old dp

Unknown said...

Lmao, correct.

Unknown said...

"The Lord is my comforter..."indeed,stop using God's name in vain fool! You better repent from your adulterous lifestyle and stick to your wife. Such a crazy world #SicDude

CELEB said...

Lmao! Ntoo!

Unknown said...

lol bursted! d lord is indeed ur comforter

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww. Poor lady. I feel her pain and admire her maturity. My friend caught her man butt naked with some random girl also naked with used condoms everywhere and was so pissed she slapped him. Now they have parted ways but she loves him and has forgiven him and willing to move on with him having learnt from her mistake. But the moron is acting like pant and even hating my friend holding on to the 5 slaps as a pointer that she will do worse in future. To think he told his younger sister and she advised her brother to leave my friend. As if she will be happy seeing her husband in that position. Yet d silly girl.. My friend.... Still loves the guy. Iv bn hammering sense into her and its all entirely to her. Wonder why some girls settle for less. The guy was below her class in every sense of the word. Plus she has classier, better doing guys than this frolick o. To think he is even a yahoo boy and she was willing to drop her morals and stand by him till he gets a better life. She was out of work while they dated but landed some good job now with an oil servicing firm nd wished she could celebrate with the guy. Imagine... Hit babe o... Well set nd all o... Chaiiii.... Ds thing called love! Lemme even get fellow bvs take on this. Maybe I'll show her peeps comments and then she can realise she should move on for she keeps making excuses for his act and claiming even marriages have challenges and should just be worked out!

Anonymous said...

well uncle if there was any man funnier than u il say na lie....
u saw a pix n ur afraid out of guilt yet u post am fr linda ikeji. unless wifey is dumb, which i guess she aint. but if na me ohhh this post proves i am right about my suspicions.

ode part one, go house go meet ya load outside

Unknown said...

Hahahaha...the Lord is your comforter indeed!

oiza said...

Lol.. Men are they all same?

SWILL MARTIN said...

She afff catchin uuuuuu chei!!

Beautiful Onyinye said...

E don tey wey I see this picture na! When that coca cola craze was in vogue :(

Unknown said...

Trouble


OKORO UPGRADED**

Unknown said...

The Lord is your strength

sexy c said...

U are on ur own. Atleast ur balls are cold today. Be jumping from one girl to another. Hiv and stds are real ohoooooooo.

Trendyify said...

I smell chicken blood
































it is well

Unknown said...

Hahaha na poison u go meet bro

Anonymous said...

All women don't taste the same


Some know how to Fuck and suck better

Some can gargle on your balls whilst stroking the shaft

Some can twerk and make it clap, others can't

Some have bigger asses for more pushing in the cushion



Forever in search of a side bitch

Unknown said...

Lol... how can the Lord be your strength when you're not his sheep? What can the poor woman do except to pray and manage your philandering? You men that womanize only learn your lessons when its too late

yawanow said...

ROTFL.
Choi Oga sir, you're in thick ogbono soup ooo. The Lord is your strength as you settle this hilarious and serious kasala with your wife on which coca cola tasted better. heheheheheheheheeheheheh.

Unknown said...

Hmm.
Some message there.

Unknown said...

you need jesus in ur life today man.pray today as if is your last day on earth.

Unknown said...

God don catch you













It's a free and easy world

Anonymous said...

Haaa , lobatan, God don catch u.

Unknown said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

Change man make u no carry wetin dem prepare for sum1 else... dee

Anonymous said...

Lol.... shit happens bro.
Just beg for forgiveness, speaking from experience.
Samething happened to me and i had no choice than to apologized and stop all that from that day.

Anonymous said...

Lol@ the Lord is my comforter

Anonymous said...

Looooooooooooolz dehm!

DeeD25 said...

Some of these Linda's stories are very fictional! quite questionable..

Bamidele said...

U are finished sir!

Anonymous said...

But why men why na make una de stick to one partner na what is it sef.But if ur wife does it u will call village meetin Haba!!!

Anonymous said...

But why? men!why na?make una de stick to one partner na!what is it sef.But if ur wife does it u will call village meetin Haba!!!

Anonymous said...

It is well, i pray she understands and you tell her every truth she needs to know.

Unknown said...

And the wife won't see this post? #justwondering people be forming stuffz for LIB all the time. mscheew

Anonymous said...

when you reach house make you go finish the chioma ,nnena and ada and even add more bottles on top inside then go measure you blood sugar levels and see if Diabetes is not knocking at your door. Shior...useless man

Miss Tara said...

Start thinking what to tell her....lol

Unknown said...

Lmao!

Anonymous said...

You never see nothing.

Unknown said...

Don't keep your amu one place...married man ko! Mtchewwww

Unknown said...

Shameless pig....I pray karma catch up with u real quick jack***

Unknown said...

Shameless pig....I pray karma catches up with u real quick jack***

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly, God is not comforting you in no way or form infact u may be punished by heaven

Anonymous said...

Mtcheeeew. What do you want we 'hypocrites' to say? If you like continue your adulterous ways.
She needs the Lord's comfort more than you do. So she'll not be downcast, Because she'll be hurt!
Stop hurting people please.

Kachi said...

Lolz...but it seems China is sweeter

Kachi said...

Lolz...but it seems Chioma is sweeter

Unknown said...

Wear live jacket go house or better still form dead, or better still form deaf nd dumb or better still make your office a permanent place because # girls re not smiling***

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

God don catch u. Men always cheat. They can never be satisfied.

ckjacob.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

Lmaooooo OMG

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

E no mean anything jare. D guy way no just pure

Anonymous said...

Lol, ya right!...if ur guilty of it u beta repent!
**vianson**

Anonymous said...

U ar so in for it.

Anonymous said...

indeed He is your comforter.LOLS after misbehaving guilty conscience. Dey go house when you close, you be man now nothing do you.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhahhahaha... I like this man.. him too correct.. the lord is def ur comforter today.. Better stop eating Chioma and nnena at the same time..

Anonymous said...

Lol. I wish you luck.
...Mama J...

Anonymous said...

Some women will let hell loose...eventually they make it worse by going that fight path ...they even help the girls to become permanent ...ladies learn how to handle this cheating matter

Anonymous said...

Don't involve the Lord Mr Dick wanderer, deal with your shit and don't forget to gist us how it all went, Oniranu

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!! You are in deep shit, my guy. By the way, thats true, thanks to coca cola. Lool

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha he is really your comforter Hahahahahahahaha

Unknown said...

Why are u guilty Mr man? So u haven't been faithful to your marital vows shey? Issorrai........God dey.










#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

She shouldn't have included my name..😡!
But this husband, you no try at all... Why can't men just stay faithful. After all, all "toto" taste same..

Golda Awosika said...

Lol, God don catch u. U will explain al ur styles and sex escapades tday.
#*karlishah*

Mandy Brown said...

Hahahahhahahaha

Unknown said...

Indeed d Lord wil b ur comforter if u r not guilty and ur cup is full dat is y d Lord made u forgot ur phn@home so dat ur game wil b expose dat is if there is any.

Unknown said...

Omg!!!
Cant stop laughing

Unknown said...

I disagree with you, whats if it's not chilled and mind you the noise it makes when u open it are quite different from each other lolz

Unknown said...

wicked man,mtchewwwww

Unknown said...

bvs ke

Mihearty said...

Men!!!! Na today.. they derive joy in cheating

Anonymous said...

Shebi dis one is dying of guilty conscience. Each tym I question or ask my hubby about new girl, I end up getting beaten. So now I stopped asking but he doesn't know my plan B is to drug him one day n mk him useless for both I and his side bitches. So if I can't have him to myself den no one will. So dear hubby kip cheating not waiting for Kerma to do d trick.

Anonymous said...

Asewo one kobo..

Unknown said...

She shouldn't have included my name..��!
But this husband, you no try at all... Why can't men just stay faithful. After all, all "toto" taste same..

Unknown said...

Can't stop laughing ........... Jesus Christ ...... U r a dead man .lol

Unknown said...

I can't stop laughing ,............. Jesus Christ ...... U r a dead man.

Unknown said...

Hmmmm Nnenne Toto get gp tank size wey fit even swallow d man. E no be same taste nnem.

Anonymous said...

they are not the same thing , coke or not ,

Unknown said...

Matters of d heart!

Anonymous said...

And what's bvs please

Guineacar said...

Serious soup o. Pray before u eat o, cause any meal can be your last.

SUPERVISOR said...

ITS NOT COKE - NEVER THE SAME!

Unknown said...

That is what guilty conscience does to you.

BLUNT said...

Nnenna, all totos are not the same! Wallahi! Take it from me, I've had dozens. They are not the same. When you come into some women, you have to ask them "am I in"! You don't need to ask if you're in. You just know you're in. Infact, you even know when you're going in. And there are very few women that secrete a certain liquid that makes sex very sweet. I'm not a medical person, so I can't say what it is. And from experience, I noticed it is sweeter when a woman doesn't have multiple sex partners. All totos are not the same, just as all dicks aren't either.

Anonymous said...

Bvs means... "blog visitors"

Anonymous said...

first of all I will love to say this,..and that is ,..men cheat on you when you do not do your job well as a wife,..many women ar d cause,..sme will piss their man of wt their smelling body when the man comes home,.at tyms too,.there will be so proud and quarelsme bcos of jealousy,.common wt women,..when a woman makes a home uncomfortable for her husband,the truth is the man leaves,..because every body loves a happy world,..not for the man alone,.but all ladies should learn

Unknown said...

Its not coke and they ain't the same....

Anonymous said...

Hello dear "man", if there was any day you needed to home before work closes, its today...and while you're at it, throw your pride out the door,prepare to be humble, and ask for forgiveness. This would not hurt you in anyway...infact, it will increase her respect for you...and I hope you do this genuinely, with a repentant heart.

If she means the world to you, you will go all out on this. And as a last but most important line, God can help you with this. The Holy Spirit is all the Help you will need. You could reach me on steveshaw636@gmail.com, and I'll be willing to help in anyway possible.

Unknown said...

Lol..

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