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Monday 26 November 2012

Dear LIB readers: What do I use to become tight again?

From a LIB reader
Hi Linda, I need advise from fellow LIBers. I'm a single 30 year old girl. My ex boyfriend was really endowed. Sex with him was great and all. But we ended up breaking up. I started seeing someone else some few months ago and its getting serious. Problem is I think my ex has expanded me too much and now, my current boyfriend isn't as big, he's just average. I don't really feel him as I'm now too wide. Oral with him is great, but I feel really bad when he enters, as it makes me feel say na me bad pass(pardon my pidgin) Dear LIBers, kindly advice me on drugs, exercise, cream, whatever to use to become tight again. Someone advised me to sit over a bucket of very hot water, but I don't think its working. I'll really appreciate ur help.
Thought we discussed this a little while ago? Girl, the solution is THIS :-)  *kidding* please reply her!

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Anonymous said...

Looooooooooool you no well

Anonymous said...

I still find this story difficult to believe. how is it possible? What will happen if u give birth to a child? The vagina automatically contrast itself.

Anonymous said...

hello girl,wat a touching story sister.my candid advice is that you visit www.femaleorgasm-info.blogspot.com..i think the blog will do you alot of good..or tell your guy make him go rub enlargement if the thin they small
pls dont feel guilty

Anonymous said...

femaleorgasm-info.blogspot.com is the solution

Princess Gabriela said...

Firstly,do kegel excercises. Secondly, do kegel excercises with ur two legs together - its a simple exercise and also works for nursing mothers. Thirdly, put salt&lime in hot water,sit on it&do kegel excercise whilst sitting. Lastly,abstain from sex if u can.

Unknown said...

SOMEONE NEED TO PRAY HARD BEFORE GETTING MARRIED THIS DAYS OH. GOD HAVE MERCY. Girlsssssssssss

Anonymous said...

So miss, instead of looking for solution,u came to attack BONARIO,he was even polite to suggest u close ur legs till u get married,open it lemme park car inside it'll be tight again,oloribruku somebody,next time u cross a gutter try check if u dropped a baby.smh

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe,is dis English or Spanish???at 27 no man has seen ur laps dts just very easy,cos I'm sure ur English wud murder a man before he gets to see ur laps.Seriously ur English is very bad.I can only advice u get a private teacher ASAP.Olodo rabata!

Anonymous said...

''Wider wider..... wider, a big...a big circle''. That's the intro when we were about to form a circle with hands held together as kids, in those good old days, and this post reminded of it. Lol!! A stretched pu..y is a stretched pu..y. There is really nothing you can do about it, no amount of cold water, alum or whatever can 'repair' it. That's the side effect of f..king a huge d..k. You just have to live with it, my dear. 'A big circle' has been formed. so you just have to live with it.

Anonymous said...

A damaged pu**y is a damaged pu**y. You just have to live with it. After doing all the fucking with huge penis, what is left when you get married? A borehole. Hehehehehe!!!

Anonymous said...

Lady desist from sex ,the issue is that you love sex too much and you cannot stop even for a week that is just the reason why your thing is wide if there is medicine or any solution fine but slow down with sex, do it intermittently, say once or twice a month you will enjoy your new thing

Anonymous said...

Official yaba left candidates too full ds site ibeg! Lwtmb...buhahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Well, i have tried a vagina soap from Dubai dont know the name but it is very good. i dont have a wide vagina but i used as a replacement for feminine wash, it does work as i had tear n felt like a virgin when i had sex with my hubby. try the soap, hope it helps

Anonymous said...

God Almighty is the Arch of the Human Body and he is a perfect God so there is no such thing as a mistake. As long as the man has a dick, then he can satisfy u or better still u can get on top and satisfy yourself. Besides, Sex is to satisfy each other and not a game or a competition. I don't have a big dick, but believe me, she figured out a way ridding me to climax and Closed Legs Positioning that also makes her come every time we do it. Come to think of it, I don't think all our fathers have big dicks yet our mothers stayed and grew old with them so WTF? We should all try n figure out a way of satisfying ourselves n partners during sex and stop blaming it on Big n Small D**ks. Danm...

Anonymous said...

LET HER REMAIN CELIBATE. ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT A HER AGE, SHE IS NOT MARRIED??

Anonymous said...

I have been licking pu**y for many years, now my mouth smells like pu**y. I have used all type of toothpaste, I have even tried detergent, the smell wont go away. LIB readers please help. Na wa for people!

Anonymous said...

Na banilux boyz b dt*eye rollin*

Anonymous said...

@ Good Samaritan .... i agree with what you just said now.

we are in a generation were no one cares if you are a virgin or not......

It's really funny how society paint the picture that virgins ( are clean, pure , they should be respected) while non virgins ( are dirty and be treated like hoe)

The amazing thing is that no one is perfect, i have seen friends who are a virgin and suck dick etc but don't have sex but the ones that are not a Virgin are a bit more reserved.

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Anonymous said...

Abegi the truth is that your t*t* is naturally big, I mean wide. Go get a man that's got your size. Which one be say you wan shrink am? You don ever see where 13amps plug enter 15amps socket?

Anonymous said...

babe, there are so many creams to use,go on ebay and type in vigina tightening cream. or go on hausa herbs,if you have any Northerner as a friend let them teach you the secret.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

9ja peps and anytin about pussy n dick shaa!!! see how many comments in 2hrs! moral decadence. Linda kindly post intellectual issues abi na pussy n dick u go learn for the US sponsored program ni!? SMH

Anonymous said...

Are there pussy repairers here?

Anonymous said...

But u are very wicked I swear. Lmao

NecFix said...

Its *alum (potassium aluminum sulfate dodecahydrate) — KAl(SO4)2·12H2O. & its a double salt, not an acid.

sassy girl said...

Give ursef a fucking break..........no fuck again till Ʊ gt married

Anonymous said...

Wait o! You want to adjust the mileage? Tufiakwa!

Anonymous said...

Leave dat mata!its all in d mind!so women who have pushed out their babies should jump inside d lagoon?d size of a baby's head nko?dats means after d virginal birth of a baby d husbands should 'bone'sex?well if it bothers u so much buy femfresh vaginal wash it's great!but for those in the UK boots product femine wash tightens u very well!:)

Okey said...

Chai..see as anon 6.00 pm just expose her ignorance...oral and anal no be te same tin o..mumu wey get too much internet bytes....imagine having oral back there..yuck!!

Anonymous said...

nawa o, nothing wey pesin no go see. The other day na say im penis too small, today na say her t*t* to wide, who we go come blame? Abi we go dey hold tape and ruler dey waka?

Anonymous said...

You mean anal ?

NecFix said...

The ex in question must be #EjikeBigDick. Lol

becky lollipop said...

Eat paw paw for six months and during dis period abstain. Top it with kegel exercise

Anonymous said...

@seyi macaulay shutdfuckup!! Asshole. What are you fucking right now a cow? Idiot Pretender faggot. Who wan marry you before? its guys like you makes me run from men, Deceiving yourselves. After u don fuck all the girls finish you wan dey find virgin..who is without sin should cast the first stone. Ewu

Unknown said...

@Anon 9.35pm,you are a serious clown hahahahahaha,'Are there pussy repairers?' U dey ask as if say na vulcanizer or mechanic d girl dey go to.Funniest comment so far lol.

Unknown said...

what's all these advice for her to get a new guy that is more endowed, will she go about checking them out? Anyways, eeerm! 30yr old "girl"*coughs* that wnts to be a virgin again, I think we need to make a movie titled "30yr old virgin" for u. U fool gan! If at 30 u hvnt knwn and u still call yourself girl, U be sugar mummy for ur info. Anumpam.

Anonymous said...

how can u stil be single at ur age yet u are not bothered?rather u are bothered about ur free sex while ur mates are wt kidds in there husbands house and u are here looking for a tighter vagina to flex with oh i pity u cos by d time u realise what is happining u are old and out of fashion no man wil even look at u by then, my dear a word is enough for d wise as for d alum pls dnt use it gives serious infections just abstain frm sex til u are maried rubish.

Chop Chop said...

Majority wins the vote. Them say go use ALUM @ ur own risk and Repeat after me, I hold u harmless........ Kai, pennis don suffer.

Anonymous said...

Alum my ass.... Its just gonna b tight when entering. But once its inside, omo na well o

Anonymous said...

Hahaha you so stupid she said 'Oral'-mouth not Anal-bum
but I hear you girl my ex tried that $hit and it HURT like hell!!!!

Anonymous said...

go go go ....big toto girl.. go go go big toto girl..

Anonymous said...

tell him to always f*** the curners of your pussy and you guys should try different styles ,there are some styles that would even make the virgina go back to a virgin's and always ride on top with sides ...i guess he is a lazy f**ker too, make him hold your pussy lips and play with them ,he is nuts not to know how to do all that ,there is no such thing as big pussy if you do the job well ..thats the only remedy. POM

Anonymous said...

u guys re hilarious mehn!! i cnt stop laffn! well lady try nd get FEMTYT, its in a pink soap dish nd trust me once yu use it, it would get yur V back!

Eke said...

Babe, Pls take my advise STOP SLEEPING WITH THOSE GUYS! JUMPING FM ONE GUY TO ANOTHER.GIVE URSELF A BREAK FOR GOODNESS SAKE. Have u ever sat down to calculate how many of these guys hv slept with u, or the ones uve slept with? So all what u need at ur age is SEX? Like seriously? At AGE 30??? Am sorry for being Blunt but I gatto tell u the truth,cos the truth hurts. Do u want the situation when u walk pass group of guys, 10 of them will boldly say "ahh that gurl weve slept with her we can count the tribal marks on her body" and by the way, why did ur Ex leave u?? Relationship is not all about SEX especially at ur age. Am 28 and I have 3 guys, I mean 3 gud luking, financial bouyant,hardworking guys that wants to date me, one in yanke. Hv come to a stage in my life where sex is not a priority for my friendship with any of them. I ruled out sex, am not a saint neither am I good gurl,I talk dirty but wen it comes to Sex, its a no no for me. So at 30, u shld hv a serious guy ur dating and not coming here asking us to help u tighten ur damn pus*y. And I doubt if u hv a child cos if u dnt, I wonder why ur -Vumpapa- will be that slacky. Which means ur ex must be very wicked. Anyway, a word is enough for d wise."God helps those who have decided to help them selves"

Anonymous said...

Linda she says hw would she gt tightened;N☺Ï„ faking her v status

King Ebuka said...

lady , u shudnt be havn pre marital sex in the first place...pls guys chk out my blog...kingebuka.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

I love reading this blog. I have laughed myself silly over these comments obviously from similar young people in response to this young girl who cant simply keep her legs together. These comments range from the absolute ridiculous to the outrageous!. I am a mother of two grads and two undergrads. I wonder what my kids would think if they knew I spy on this blog every once in a while. I cant imagine what goes on in the head of you youths today! Why cant you just keep your zips up and save yourselves so much confusion?

Anonymous said...

Obioma boku for lagos...dem go patch am for you like no man business..a trial will convince you.

Dokita said...

What you need to do is to seal your legs, and stop doing open store to every man that comes your way, claiming to be a boy friend. At 30, be glad you havent picked up genital warts, which one can get even with using a condom. Worse still, if you have had unprotected sex, think of all the STDs, and worse off, HIV/AIDS you could have by now.
You see your life? the 1st one open all the open store wey u do, couldnt convince him to settle with you, and there is no guarantee this one will. Pray for yourself, and seek God...

Anonymous said...

It's like u re in love with dis bonario guy.let d guy be abeg

Anonymous said...

A man that expect a whore vagina tight is d same man that expect bill Clinton to be called chukwudi..what's a whore vagina suppose look like if not loose like yansh wey get diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

Look up jamu stick or manjakani cream... Jamu stick is more convenient tho & keeps you clean..

Anonymous said...

ogaju oti ba obo je, u don't spoil your factory shi

Anodebe Anthony Nnamdi said...

It may sound funny but is not funny, my advise is to meet a doctor

Unknown said...

God Almighty is the Arch of the Human Body and he is a perfect God so there is no such thing as a mistake. As long as the man has a dick, then he can satisfy u or better still u can get on top and satisfy yourself. Besides, Sex is to satisfy each other and not a game or a competition. I don't have a big dick, but believe me, she figured out a way ridding me to climax and Closed Legs Positioning that also makes her come every time we do it. Come to think of it, I don't think all our fathers have big dicks yet our mothers stayed and grew old with them so WTF? We should all try n figure out a way of satisfying ourselves n partners during sex and stop blaming it on Big n Small D**ks. Danm..

Anonymous said...

let this be a lesson to all the women who are always shouting big dick this big dick that, this is your end result.... tasteless wide punanny...

Anonymous said...

I left my ex for having wide pussy, if i want to fuck something wide, i will stick my dick in my tub.. the only good pussy is a tight pussy..

Anonymous said...

women who always wonder why a guy didnt call them back after having sex, you pussy no tight ni o..

meroh said...

ugh Linda have some class

ChinaU said...

KEGELS is your utmost solution! Look i up

ChinaU said...

Lol at the bucket of hot water. KEGELS is your utmost solution! Look i up

Unknown said...

Virginaplasty..Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation..Simple, and ur good to go..Goodluck

Anonymous said...

Pelvic floor exercises hun! xx

Anonymous said...

is not about widening
the guys dick is small
or rather she was used to huge things n now shes getting a smaller one
so for her to feel sth she needs 2 of her bfs dick at once
she fit use vibrator sef same time as her bf enters her

Anonymous said...

Loooooool , joker

Anonymous said...

Try alum..... and run awaybfrom anything called SEX for 6mth.

Lil'sista said...

Stay away from sex for a year and you will be tight again......ode

Anonymous said...

I remember u. When I was using just 2 fingers u said i should put my whole hand inside. Know u dey complain but dat time u were enjoying it o.. See ur life

Anonymous said...

Alum, kegels, abstinence for 6 months to even 2 years will not work for her. I know this girl wella. HER PU**Y HAS GONE BEYOND ITS ELASTIC LIMIT.

Anonymous said...

Dis lady's story might look so funny but to me its a reality.

I am in a new relationship, and this guy is mightily endowed. i had sex wit him some days back 4 d 1st time and i bled d next day, as in my menses came a week b4 d expected date. Although sex wit him was fun but it we ever break up i will be too wide 4 any oda man and for dat reason i hav decided to stop sleeping wit him again cos if d relationship dint end in marriage my case will be as this lady. my advise for u dear, to get tight again, stay away from sex 4 at least 6 months u will not die....

Lil'sista said...

Linda,publish my comment Joor

Stargal said...

lol @ grounded peper, billie goat jean, aradite, obioma.....chai....

Anonymous said...

imagine if the man with the fish finger is here laving too hehe, catching a funz on linda ikeji, showing peeps at his job dis post lol smh....suhn! *private trips o'er suhn*

Anonymous said...

It's so funny how some people are saying there is no such thing as a wide pu,sy only small dick, yeah keep sleeping around and u will find out soon enough that pu.sy is not elastic. Ladies need to stop being too casual with their pu.sy. That's why must men cheat cause they are not sexually satisfy with there partners, but they are just happy to go home to someone. Ladies pls respect you bodies.

Anonymous said...

AKPA OOTO....she get wahala, who knows how many dick she don chop.borehole.

justme said...

christ av mercy on ur pple...it just freaks me out wen i hear women talk in dis manner...dis world is just crazy...am sure dis lady is not married n here she is seeking for advise on how to bcom "tight again"...no b me holy pass o...buh whr re we goin 2?

justme said...

christ av mercy on ur pple...it just freaks me out wen i hear women talk in dis manner...dis world is just crazy...am sure dis lady is not married n here she is seeking for advise on how to bcom "tight again"...no b me holy pass o...buh whr re we goin 2?

Anonymous said...

@seyi grow up.The vagina expands even if u dnt sleep with countless men,sweetie,jst get yaslf exercising KEGELs,ask around and am sure sm1 wld teach u how

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....ROTFLMAO,CHAI!!! Wetin i no go hear 4 dis lyf?haba,nway u fit use needle nd thread,or beta still,peg am wen u wan ****,if to say i b man ehn,i wont mistake u 4 1 of those gurls..................mtcheeeeeew!!!!!

mrolajyde@gmail.com said...

MAKE UNA WAIT 1ST.If woman lie down allow us to tunnel inside wetin una exxpect make we do?.Na to scatta d ting now.
Some babes go tell u say make u no do am like dat now.Abi u wan spoil my husband catcher.This baby now,just lie down make man open account inside,now she dey cry coz her bobo tin no fit.Ibeg even small pikin know wetin dey sqeeze toto, GO SIDDON JOR Or come make i strecth am too.

mrolajyde@gmail.com said...

My dear bring am come i go strech am 4u some more.
Y ou kno say u no feel bad na d big tin u dey miss. I beg put yr tel no make man come pound too.

Anonymous said...

At 30, u should be married with kids... instead u re comparing dicks. Pls stop jumping from one man to another, abstain from pre-marital sex and seek God's favour to ur own home, my dear sister your biological clock is ticking oooo

Anonymous said...

HI LADY,PLEASE DISREGARD THE ALUM ADVICE,YOU WILL ONLY HURT YOURSELF.KEGEL IS GOOD,BUT IT TAKES FOREVER FOR YOU TO NOTICE ANY DEFERENCE.DON'T FRET,I WAS IN THE SAME CONDITION.IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE A WHORE,SOME GIRLS JUST HAVE A LOOSE V THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIRS.PLS VISIT PERFECT HERBALS AT 55 ALLEN AVENUE OFF FIRST BANK OR CALL DR SANDRA ON 08033762302 OR 08033575600.BUT VAGINA SHRINKA AND TIGHTNING ROD.IF YOU FEEL SHY TO GO THERE,FOR AN EXTRA 1K5,THEY WILL DELIVERE TO YOUR DOORSTEP.MY DAYS OF WORRYING ARE OVER,GO GET YOUR SHRINKA AND FORGET THOSE HATERS WHO THINK ONE NEEDS TO JOKE AROUND WIOTH SERIOUS ISSUES.TAKE CARE

Anonymous said...

silly girl

Anonymous said...

Start doing Kegel exercises.

Unknown said...

@ Good Smaritan, y are u so pained because someone said she is still a virgin? It is not her fault u lost ur virginity at a tender age! Am aghast at your spite! What makes u think men flock when they know woman is a virgin? Most of d time they flee coz they are not willing to wait till their wedding nite to disvirgin her! Pls get your facts right before speaking!And get rid of the bile in u!Sheeeeeeeesh!
@anonymous 4.13, big ups 2 u on ur virgin status! u should be proud of urself and rightly so coz it takes a lot of discipline and sacrifice to abstain from sex.

Anonymous said...

just tank ur God dat i read dis post,,no worries ur problem has a solution,na me be pussy repairer,jst one strike 4rm me,ur back 2d tear rubber virgin again.#winks#

#YINXS#

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. You Nigerian women have let the men brainwash you into believing this crap. I just had a 9pound baby 4 months ago and my vajayjay has gone back to normal. If you must do something then pelvic floor exercise will help. However, I have seen some black American ladies going into an African shop to ask for virgin soap. Maybe you can ask around traditional herbalist if you're that desperate.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha Urine therapy??? Kegels you mean?

Anonymous said...

use concentrated acid to rinse your vagina *lol*

Anonymous said...

chai Nnem, you sound like you need some serious counselling. low self-esteem seems to have done your head in. you say you're thirty? please, go and get help, please!

Anonymous said...

Ediot anal sex is diff from oral sex get sense abeg!

Anonymous said...

Try 'sponging' it. You put (a new and clean) cosmetic sponge in your vagina. Makes it smaller, also good for when on your period. Keep it in place by pretending to hold your pee. Don't laugh o, cos it will just fall out if you laugh too hard when it's in. Try not to keep it in too long o or na clinic for removal be dat.

Betty said...

I have 2 solutions

USE KEGEL8 or kegel8 tight and tone plus.Google it.

Some say ALUM... ask those Old Ladies inside an old large original Market.


Linda,YOUR READERS are hilarious :)

Anonymous said...

Indian herb called gooseberry . Boil it and wash your vagina with it. It's said to tighten your girl parts. Good luck and google herb.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Alum hs a side effect.....it is nt advisable. It causes infection dat makes ur toto smell like fish

chicken laps said...

U re a fool,pineapple head,lizard lips.

chicken laps said...

You are all fools...abusing me like That.See their burnt asses.Scurry off,pigs!!

Anonymous said...

Some of these responses are appalling. Of course it's better to obey God and abstain until marriage. Yet, if she choses this path, she will still have the same issue.

The vagina is lined with muscles. Those muscles stretch when we give birth and shrink back (to relatively close to the size it was before).

You likely never had much muscle tone down there, and never knew how to grip when having sex. You can grip a penis with the walls of your vagina if you practice. This will allow you to make your vagina as small and tight as you like.

His penis size will become irrelevant at this point because you can both enjoy sex with your efforts.

To those suggesting that she should just get over it if he has no complaints, well she clearly stated that she can't enjoy it as much because she can't feel anything. So the man should be the only one to enjoy it?

In my opinion, I think you should wait until marriage and in the meantime exercise your PC muscles (kegels) EVERY single day to prepare for your husband.

Anonymous said...

Na Wa,ur own self too much,na someone tell am na

Unknown said...

Thanks!

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