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Friday, 22 May 2015

Check out a JSS student's definition of Herbicide

Lol @ a herbalist looking for herbs. Herbicides are actually pesticides used to kill unwanted plants.

121 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omg God they don't teach them any thing in school....May God deliver us ooooo

@arkiss said...

LmfaO, D person actually defined according to his or her understanding "to pioson soil" dats crazy, to pioson d soil na in order to prevent unwanted plant....LOL

Unknown said...

Lmao
I can't stop laughing
Very funny.

Unknown said...

Lolz, dis student is crazy

Unknown said...

Lolz, dis student is crazy

Unknown said...

Funny but I honestly feel you shouldn't have posted the name of the student

Lifematters-Mattersoflife(PEOPLE AND SOCIETY) said...

Idea is need, leave the poor boy alone jare, he is Nigerian future president

STERN said...

Linda, do you know that many of your libers here don't know what that means? So leave the small boy. Thanks for educating some peeps here

Unknown said...

Can you imagine??? When did it become dis rotten??? We seriously need God's intervention in Nigeria. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Can you imagine??? When did it become dis rotten??? We seriously need God's intervention in Nigeria. Linda take note!

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hehehe trust this must be EBADOWN.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Unknown said...

The child no sabi book at all .

molebaba said...

Hehehe!!! U try jare, no be today

Davido's driver said...

Lol this boy is gonna end up like royal priesthood

Anonymous said...

Linda don quickly check google. Lol! Thank God for Google o.

Unknown said...

Correct Answer... He should be given award for best student... Odoyo.. Chaaai.. He needs help fast....

Anonymous said...

Lol...apparently right tho,its poisonous you know

Davido's driver said...

The teacher had time to snap instead of correcting the poor boy. I'm sure she's a lib member

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha! ! ! 😅😄😂 that's one way to look at it!
#TracySaysSo

eproductsNG said...

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Unknown said...

Lol.....funny kiddo.

Anonymous said...

Not everything is lol worthy Linda.our educational system is a mess and no matter how rich you and I become or who you and I marry(foreigner),you and I will always be Nigerian ,Nigerian American,Nigerian British,Nigerian German etc.not funny at all.

Unknown said...

Some children will never learn.....I always wondered why so.......No matter how U try to explain d subject to them...they just dont get it.........
Been a teacher is not easy.....



Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

Anonymous said...

Lol....too much of yoruba films

Unknown said...

Rotflmao!!!! Linda is d person related to that fake jobless davido's driver wish and dream wanna be???? Same way he would have defined it. Iti mpataka!

IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923) said...

Lmao.. Can't deal

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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Dude just take tym dey dish out wetin come him head... Very funny though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Whr u dey see all dis tinz sef

Unknown said...

Rotflmao!!!! Linda is d person related to that fake jobless davido's driver wish and dream wanna be???? Same way he would have defined it. Iti mpataka! D boy english na quench.

Anonymous said...

the teacher dint teach him well......the teacher shud be ashamed .....instead of showing it off...

Abraham Ndu said...

Hahahahahahahahaa........choi....herbalist poison soil...

Aju Kuti said...

@Linda Ikeji

No be dia Fault ooo

Ajukuti.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahhahaha. Funny anyway poor thing

omobaba said...

His parents should be summoned asap!!!

mapindi said...

Linda and the JSS 2 pikin na d same... how herbicides take turn pesticides.

Unknown said...

Poison lol.

Karlsson said...

Even some teachers dis days re teaching nonsense to their students. Shame on his/her teacher too
Ubanagum

Anonymous said...

Lol laf wan kill me

ADAOBI said...

Diz young chap...has been lured into our fetish tinkin....evrytin in Naija is all abt otumokpor...chai!

Anonymous said...

This might be your future president. Smh. Sharumi

Unknown said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

Hahahaha very funny

Jules said...

Lol...the child tried joor

bomi said...

Hahahahaha...
E for kuku say herbicides is the sided that herbalists keep juju...
This at least explains the state of education in Nigeria. Only God can fix it...

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ThatBluntGuy said...

Linda, you are too ignorant. You are not any better than the child. Your definition is too lame. Just say chemical. Which one is pesticide again. Senior olodo.

Unknown said...

Can't u see his name... He's probably one of all this northern retards we have all over this country... Sometimes I wonder how Nigeria would have been without this Muslims.








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Unknown said...

Lmao! This is really funny but at the same time very sad.......Our educational system needs to be revived we are gradually loosing it.

Lily of Nigeria said...

Nigeria might be in trouble if the grass root doesn't wake up.. They need help.
Politicians would know, if all their children weren't abroad.



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Juleslouis said...

Lmao! But come to think of it, i bet many people who will come and laugh at ds boy until today, didn't knw what herbicide means.

Kingsley Lotanna Ezeonyido said...

Correct!

Unknown said...

Lmao.... Funny kid

Unknown said...

That's why A is for Egg. C is for Sister. D is for Them. E is for Ink. F is for Effort. L is for Elephant and Y is for Wire. Text Fortune to 33020.

Prissy Winne said...

This student is surely a dull head. The poor standard of education and lack of proper parental supervision cannot be overlooked anymore.

WizzyEsq said...

if i am the president...instead of my kids going out to have a standard education,i will standardize our educational system to ensure Nigeria at large have a standard education.what will it profit one for only his kid to have a better education in detriment of others?

Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Why will they teach them when they are not paid

Anonymous said...

Linda u too no teach us well, herbicides can't be pesticides vice versa. Replace that pesticide u wrote with chemicals. Thank u.

STERN said...

You see what I mean? What's the meaning of omg?

Davido's driver said...

No sense in this. Lindaoobserve

Unknown said...

Untraceable cos u dint know the school and the situation of the school

Unknown said...

How can they be the same??? Google is at ur fingertips so correct yourself!

Tafri Greg said...

How can herbicide be also pesticide? Linda and the poor boy are not different.

Anonymous said...

Libers oh! Lmao and there he is laughing at priesthood. Tnk willy didn't know u noticed. I hate that impostor

Anonymous said...

Are you minding the idiot linda that's always gbagauing here

Unknown said...

Lmao! may God help us choi!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks to those who corrected Linda.

Unknown said...

Funny enough , the supposed correction made was worse than the poor boy's definition ....
...pls , for the sake of some kids that would write junior WAEC and decide to copy dis definition ..NA F9 tinz....
...
Herbicides are not pesticides ....biko nu
Herbicides are homogeneous chemicals used to kill unwanted herbs (weeds) in a given farm
As pesticides are homogeneous chemical used to kill pests in a given farm ...

Atleast , I can still rem my JSS3 agric note

Thank me later

Quincy said...

Lindodo keep eating my comments you will soon purge o

Unknown said...

Linda pls remove dis ur defintion and leave us wit d Lil boy's definition cus everything about ur own definition is wrong and annoying ....haba ...
1) herbicides are not pesticides
2) they are not used to kill unwanted plants but weeds ...
...chai....some gullible people didn't even notice d shameful defintion by our madam @ d top

Unknown said...

Funny enough , the supposed correction made was worse than the poor boy's definition ....
...pls , for the sake of some kids that would write junior WAEC and decide to copy dis definition ..NA F9 tinz....
...
Herbicides are not pesticides ....biko nu
Herbicides are homogeneous chemicals used to kill unwanted herbs (weeds) in a given farm
As pesticides are homogeneous chemical used to kill pests in a given farm ...

Atleast , I can still rem my JSS3 agric note

Thank me later

Unknown said...

Poison... Thank me later..

Unknown said...

Mumu.
And am a Christian u Dumb Fuck.
Enough of all the ethnic, regional, tribal n religious ish.
You r prolly Retarded.

Unknown said...

Lol.
Fuck ur fortune Mr swindler.
Idiet.

Unknown said...

Pesticide? @ Linda

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

First class student o, no be small thing

Jasmine Joseph said...

This child must def be from d north reminds me of d dum dums I taught during NYSC

Unknown said...

Lol... abi..
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * *

Unknown said...

Dey actually posted d name cos of som doubting Thomas...
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

Daisy said...

ROT damn F

Yawmey said...

You noticed that too? "Herbicides are pesticides..." LI really goofed on this. Most of the people who commented didn't even notice her own mistake. Shior!

Yawmey said...

If you haven't been told, I thought it'll be nice to let you know. If anyone tells you he or she is more foolish than you, just kill the person. It's very easy to deduce from your comment how brainless you are.

Yawmey said...

Linda no different from the boy @ all! Her own definition of the same word says it all...Anyway, I hope she'll correct that and post the right thing.

Unknown said...

Linda please discourage this bad behavior of teachers or whoever brings children's works online with the sole aim of ridicule. Why don't they bring the excellent examples or are all their students/pupils bad? If that is the case, then perhaps the students' work are a reflection of the so called teachers then. But seriously, beyond the fact that it is a violation of their creed as teachers (who are paid to help the children learn and not to ridicule them), these posts are more importantly a violation of the children rights. How will you feel if this child is your child? How will you feel if your teacher in school splashes your undergraduate or high school papers you did badly online. Remember the golden rule, do unto others what you want done to you! What goes around, comes around!! Please lets not hide behind any garb of freedom and remember YOUR right or freedom stops where the other person's start!!!

EDD said...

Thank you very much, I thot I was the only one that noticed lol

Unknown said...

I can't stop laffing

ary said...

And this is one of the said leaders of tomorrow. Oh wow!!!

Anonymous said...

Chicken pox face ,you are sick.

Bamidele Adetayo said...

Why r u all blaming the kid when adult Linda too did not get the answer correctly. I beg Linda make u correct urself o. Herbicides for plants, Pesticides for insects rodents n others. Olodo linda

Marcel said...

Madam Olivia, There's nothing wrong with posting the name of the student pls. Who knows him or who cares? Or is he your son?

Anonymous said...

linda u are ridiculous

Anonymous said...

The probably teach them but the students don't study so they come up with answers like that. I know some of you did that at school too.

Anonymous said...

Said the same thing in my mind. That she checked for the meaning....

Anonymous said...

For all those "haha-ing" tomorrow this kid will become a senator and you will be wondering why the hell the country isn't moving forward

Unknown said...

Hausa and their cow like brain.

Unknown said...

Lord have mercy


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Anonymous said...

Help me tell her oh,real olodo.
Shygal

Anonymous said...

Libers n linda be olodo na,u no know? Dem kan dey laugh d poor boy.
Shygal.

prettiyz said...

Our educational system is getting poorer by the day

khoney said...

Too bad

Unknown said...

The writing sef na die. Even if they are taught, students don't read anymore. Imagine the english, its as if it a primary 4 pupil writing....that's a "future leader" there o.



#TeamBlessed#

Anonymous said...

Linda you are also wrong. A Herbicide is NOT a Pesticide. You cannot use one to describe the other.

Unknown said...

True talk my boss

Unknown said...

True talk my boss

Unknown said...

True talk

Unknown said...

The truth about this situation is, for every failed student, a teacher should be blame, teaching is a special job, that's why a teacher should look for the inner abilities of his students and encourage them, not mock them in public. Posting this to the public does not show the student as a dullard. It shows the teacher as a failure

Anonymous said...

Everyone is seeing the little child's definition? 34 years old Linda Ikeji defined it as "PESTICIDES that are used to kill unwanted plants" Linda what a shame.

Unknown said...

Idont even no it so don't blame the child or pupils it sound like a bacteria if am correct if am not opari.

Suzielicious said...

How many of una sabi da meaning?

Unknown said...

DAT is to show u DAT we lack good education.

Anonymous said...

U re daft, re u telling mi dat d kid's response 2 dat question was wot d teacher taught him? No matter how u teach sme kids dey jus don't get it, especially if dey inherited dull gene lyk urs.

Anonymous said...

THEY ARE NOT PESTICIDES LINDA, DID U GO TO SCHOOL ATAL. PESTICIDES ARE FOR PEST NOT PLANTS. CHEERS

Anonymous said...

Linda,even u.....herbicides are pesticides.they are 2 different terms.each has their definition. Take note.

Unknown said...

lolz ..this herbalist go gbono oh

Unknown said...

Well dat is her own understanding of d meaning of wht she is trying to say.

Anonymous said...

Chineke m oooo, Linda wan kill person for here! Hahahaha......How can herbicide be pesticide? Herbicide is a chemical use in killing unwanted grass/weeds while pesticide is also a chemical formulation but use in killing pests.

Subomi said...

a substance that is toxic to plants and is used to destroy unwanted vegetation........... straight from google

Lily of Nigeria said...

Is not some of you that use "Am" instead of "I’m" ?
Now you have sharpened your mouth like barb wire..mtscheeew


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Unknown said...

What makes this funny? You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Laughing at such rot in our educational system.

Anonymous said...

Mr anonymous, herbicides are pesticides,,,.. ... Pests are categorised into plants & animal pests... Be sure b4 u criticise others... Linda us right

kf said...

Linda...how can you define herbicide as a pesticide.you are as wrong as the student.herbicides are chemicals used to kill weeds(unwanted plants).

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