Please LIB readers, forget that ordinary $2,500 BB Porsche o, it's not your style abeg. You're too big for that. The limited edition 24ct gold plated version of it is what you should go for. It cost only $7,500.
There are only 100 of this device and each will be marked and numbered. Also 10% of the sale price will go to support the Sport Relief charity. So be a nice sport and buy one HERE
134 comments:
Ha ha ha ha Linda, u r too much!
Linda & husband sef!
Hw much u wan pay mek I link u wt one?
Hhehehehehehhe...Where's Susan Peter abeg...She should go sell the one she's using or rather give it out and buy this if truly she can spend any amount on bb as she claimed. And go the the highest mountain to pose with it so everyone can know she's now using gold plated bb porsche. Alai lo'ju ti oniranu. She feels she can go away with all those her tweets against our dear Linda abi.....She go hear am
Linda Ikeji you have started again abi?
Hey Linda, you will not kill me o! I told you I was interested but you won't listen. I so much love your simplicity. Just wish you'll know I am not one of those regular guys.
Hehehe water don pass garri! oya our posser, where are you? its still cheap though, just a little above 1mill naira. I am sure 50 of it will be bought by Nigerians, yet proceeds from the charity will not get to us. Linda as nwa afo igbo, hope you will be a part of this next week. http://is.gd/ndiigbo
Susan peters go buy with her beards..lmao
Susan peters go buy ooo..lol
lol. Linda, you haf come oh. Nutin do you. If them beat you, I no dey oh. Those hands I saw don't look too friendly.
Susan peters should go buy dis one again naa...LOL
loooollllzzzzz.....no b small if a husband comes out of it,and a good husband @dat......lwkmd,,,,,,,linda u promised to follow ur lIB readers ...uve nt kept dat promise sha,,i still dey wait...
troublemaker
That's right linda sweerie!
Going to purchase mine now and of course pose for the paparazzi!!!
lol, you are the best!
Hehehehe linda u funny sha, anyway i knw of a potential buyer runs off to call susie p
Laffssssssssss.
Linda, can I ping Jesus with it?
If yess, plzzz tell them to reserv one for me.
It's beautiful shaa oo. i will definitly be getting it tonyt. DEFINITELY!!
Yeaaa!! In my dreams, that is.
www.lailaikeji.com
Lol.
You n this ur husband thingy. I pray you get a Prince charming finally, to love and cherish you, happily ever after.
Abeg, wey Susan Peters o
Blackberry keeps finding new ways to swindle gullible fools of their hard-earned money. Fact: If you used your money to buy a Blackberry Porsche, there's an 80% likelihood that you are a fool.
Hehehehehe abeg ℓ̊ nid †• Get one ooº°˚˚°ºoo abeg help M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ ask if ℓ̊ can b paying 200naira every month †• Get it.=))•´¨)
¸.•´ ¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa .linda U̶̲̥̅̊ r †ђε bomb.
see death.......
Roflmao!!!linda,u don sign patapata...if i hear say husband comot out of am...
Bt seriusly,wy al dese materialistic craze in d world?Imagine,1.2mil for a phone(dat wil b numbered,wen am nt a prisoner).i must say dat d person wu created d world SWAG must b regrettin it now cos of aw pple ar takin d "definition" too personal.
see death oooo...........
loooolll I am sure na that Alexanda Amosu guy dey sell!
mchewww oshisco!
e be like say this one no dey sell the guy come start OK magazine
Linda, u were born to blog. "take a pisure and send it to u to be celebrated by ur people shey"? U do well, tnk u, I appreciate. But I will pass. You may make a nice comment, but ur people???????? Hmmmmm.
Susanna Peters, na you d phone they call. Since you like to buy gadgets worth thousands of dollars. When u buy it, pose with it and i promise not to diss you. walahi, i go just they look u dey smile at ur stupidity.
hahahahahaha! SUSAN PETERS pls come and buy o. Anumanu!
linda u de find trouble ohh! meanwhile, i c no need wasting resources to buy this fone, na d same 5naira text e de send abi? n same 20kobo per second call in it?
only if i can download sex n food....smiley
Meanwhile, LINDA, u too enough of ds husband talk..ive told u, ur own will come at the right time period! dont start sounding like u r desperate
linda!!! Ur wahala too much, we should pose with it like who nah? Hahahaha
Susan Patrick where are you ? Hope you are reading this , the 24ct gold BB is limited edition no bi just anyhow , try get one , no bi borrow pose like dat one wey you take abuse us here , ashewo omo, omo jatijai , your mates are directors in multinationals ,you dey pose with your pink tejuosho bought lipstick.
oya Susan P, where u ohhh! oya make u go buy ds one, use the other one do charity, snap pishure wit am put online..ds time make u title d pishure, "haterz am back again! lol
n make sure u pay attention to ur lipstick, skin n dress wen u wan snap this pishure ohh, if u know ur skin cant be shinny, silky smooth n soft in d pic n ur lipstick cant be properly applied, call in the photoshoppers aiight???
Go girl u can do it!
LWTMB at a husband coming out of it...i wont even spend dt amount of money for a husband...hehe
em Linda u havnt told us y u pose wit weddin gown on ur twitter dp oh...abi u don dey practise/ rehearse....
LWKMD !!!! Beta no dey finish 4 mkt...gud tins re yet 2 com...wanabees lets c u gurls in action....lmao
lmfao o!!! Linda i will def snap the pishure and send it to you
Me, i will buy ds one if constant power comes out of it o. Money is not my problem but wat to spend it on. hehehhe
linda linda baby your to mush oh hahahaha @only if husband comes out of device lol
Nigba ti mi o ya werey...Susan cum buy o,and no forget to pose wit am *big grin*
Linda u don start u no go live this purse abi na porsech alone remember how we finish Susan becos of this same thing for this blog the comments break all records for ur blog abeg I no dey comment o
Hehe , where's Susan peters oh?? They don bring another one come, as per billionaire let her buy this one na.Since she can spend her filthy money as she likes. Ewu goat, anumpama....
Linda post my comment
Linda! u dey find trouble, abi? i support uu sha cuz if you claim say u big then u go buy that one ooooo.....
Linda if me, u get d kish we suppose arrange am, sef...as for me he gaz dey produce fuel, provide my 3 square meal....any other thing, i go manage...wait o, d gals sef.lol
Linda! Linda!! Linda!!! ugboro ole ka mu kporo gi aha? kwanyere onye gi ugwu ooo. Lekwa ka a wuru gi nsi n'izu aa. Linda kindly translate the statement above for your beloved readers so that they will bear me witness ooo
Its so gorgeous!!!truth b told.
Susan Peter get one, she don take the picture but she no gree Linda own anymore. She still dey look for who go help am publish the picture with no comments allowed.
this one separates the MEN from the Boys, lets see if nigerian celebs fit, hahaha! post my comment o!
Ahan al of u shud leave Aunty Susan alone oooo*lmao* Aunty Susan Susan OBA GADGET RIM has done it again upgrade ur level now!!!Yinka
oya Susan P, where u ohhh! oya make u go buy ds one, use the other one do charity, snap pishure wit am put online..ds time make u title d pishure, "haterz am back again! lol
n make sure u pay attention to ur lipstick, skin n dress wen u wan snap this pishure ohh, if u know ur skin cant be shinny, silky smooth n soft in d pic n ur lipstick cant be properly applied, call in the photoshoppers aiight???
Go girl u can do it!
As soon as I saw this post I laughed out loud because I knew it would be full of comments about Susan "Razz" Peters. Chai! LIB commenters, na wa oh! She's looked for trouble in the wrong place.
Anyhoo, as for me the phone has to be a money making machine as well so that I can withdraw back my $7,500, plus interest!
LOOOOOL....
Susan Peters don popular finish...!!.. quess it pays to fight Linda Ikeji(Da Naija Internet queen)
Bahahahahah niaja person go follow for one of d ten people wee go buy dis phone.ngo
this fone dat looks like glorified shinko fone. i go buy car and take my babe to places widd the money
Lyn u r a cheeky sod.. Lol!!! Na mama Susu u dey refer to? Even wiv d husband yarns... U just made me laugh..
Let that Mad susan peters buy this one and take pics so that she can insult us. Nonsense. Susan peters oh where are you come and buy if you are so rich and we are empty haters. You puffed up she-goat. Linda post my comment you did nt post the last one oh
80% fool abi 110%
susanna pete just got outdated.......ouch!! That must hurt!!!
Linda, go to www.elishagoodman.org. read his books and prayers. do an esther fast for three days. you will see mniracle. i don talk finish
Ok make Susan Peters look dis one..dat her own don turn old model.. With her Old face.
Linda U no go kill me ooooo.I love U die !!
Susan Peters go soon buy am.....haha
moma somtee it is Susan Peters not Susan Patrick correction dey r two different people so u wont cause ny more troubles........meanyl susy babeeee promised to dash me dat one cos she will soon get dis one too oh.hahahah lwkmd.
Vanity upon vanity...as simple as that
Infact sha, Linda stupidity is just a sin, i bet one nollywood personality will go spend their salary and buy this and try to show off,, mtchewww, i beg perfect rubbish. So idiots dont know what to do with money.
Susan patrick abi susan porche .†ђε fone wey go gv U̶̲̥̅̊ husband don cm ooº°˚˚°ºoo .all U̶̲̥̅̊ ave †• D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I̶̲̥̅̊§ †• Type husband n U̶̲̥̅̊ shal ave him.if ℓ̊ Щњεяέ U̶̲̥̅̊ smhhh ℓ̊ wil buy 3310 cuz dis yarbin too much fr U̶̲̥̅̊ alone n •̸№ b linda fault ooº°˚˚°ºoo cuz ha own na †• Gv us amebo n our own na †• Gv †ђε story nice curry so dat we go hapi chop am.if •̸№ b say U̶̲̥̅̊ b mumu shey dem •̸№ abuse rita,funke,vp ☺ƒ nigeria or fashola self.so it •̸№ linda ooº°˚˚°ºoo leave †ђε gal make she D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ ha job ooº°˚˚°ºoo susan porche,ode buruku,oniranu,omo porche.even linda we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yarb ha fr husband talkless ☺ƒ U̶̲̥̅̊ smal rat.go sitdon jare.od
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susan peters what u waiting for?//go get it and show it off
Na Devil go ping your life enter comma..and Linda u shld knw that sausage of man wey commot this fone go big reach electric pole,u fit swallow am?.....Susannah!!! Ow far now?
Suzana susu suzan susan peters. We d wait ooooo. Buy nd snap pisure 4 us. As 4 me evn if husbnd go comt I no go buy.
Linda post my comment ooo
Linda the way u sound about husband in ur blog, does it mean no good guys for 9ja, hala me, am available, tall handsome,lets hook up and try may be we can make it.
Trolling! =)) =D =)) :'( =)) =D =))
Buhahahahaha.na real susie p.trolls
lol linda oh, i bet u susan peters just dey cringe for where she dey ahhh.. u too much. now ur talking, never ever apologize again oh.
"mschindah.blogspot.com"
If I buy, which nigerian will buy from me? Please miss linda, let us. Be aware when a citizen of naija buy am
Gbese de
My dearest linda, u nd i know fully well that u received over a 100 comments 4 dis post so why r we just seeing 56 now. Were the others negative? or reprimanding you for re-starting a fight that has clearly been won by you? Please free the topic, cos u know Susie P's social career mite not survive anoda round of ur faithful followers' bashing
Hahahahahaha!!suzana baby...oya go and buy,den snap wit ur wrinkled man like hand,showing d whole world how stupid you are...LWKMD...
Lmao @ d comments. But seriously, am waiting anoda picshure of susan n her gold plated bb porsche.....lwkmd. *precious*
Chai...Susu!Before dis ya matta go end e go teey small ooh!Every and any matter on this blog will be linked to you.
When Linda misyarn,we dey clear her sharply...den,e come be u!chai...u for just follow us laugh too dat time oooh.Atink you see.U aff now gaan buy Ozeba!
Laughing in cantonese...kior kior kior!
Word to the wise...This life it too long to take yourself seriously.
linda i can see you need a man in your life...let me hook you up...
This is a scam. It's on ebay and the seller has a 0% rating.
Mehn! see comments o. Susan & bb porsche Season 2.......lwkmd
*precious*
Susan Peters oya oo..ur a bigz girl na..come and show ur worthless idoma self again...mtcheeewwwwwwwwwwww
Where is Susan Peters? This phone is calling her name and we need another picture lol
Susu where are you.Try throw that one and buy this 24ct Gold plated then go to the highest tower in Nigeria and pose with it ok.You seems to be posing for everything now and we want to see you pose with this one.Since is BB is your problem.Onye ARA like you,behaving like small pi-kin,no go use that money do better things Na to buy buy BB.
Linda don't worry husband will come to US this year just pray hard and forget anything about boy friend.Keep yourself and you will see them coming your way
ONOME says..................................
Lindoooo u don dey find trouble ooooo true!!!!na u be ur mama last born???lollllllllllllllllllllllll
Aunty Susu abi na susssannah,where u come dey???abeg show;they dey find u for alaba market for this phone.Show na,wey you??ok ooo,na u know
Lindo;leave man matter aalone?ogini????shuoooo!!!this yr na ur year,somebori say alleluia amen!
Lindo no find trouble u hear me so?I no too get time to dey check ur blog as before.I get issues:)));but anytime i breeze by mommy must not report dat u have been a bad geh ok?no find sis susu trouble o#okidonwakago#
Linda and husband...i have a feeling you go end up with a white man.
My fellow LIB, u guys can like to be backwards. Suzie has put up d pishure on a billboard under ojuelegba bridge. This blog is too small for her to advertise the phone. Ijeoma
hahahahha linda marry me or lets hook up for personnal discussion any way suuuuuzan mumu peter na you do your self woth your ugly scary goat face..... Lwkmd4h rubbish and linda here my number i need your help abeg.....08091497108
I have the other bb Porsche,wish This came out earlier I wld have bought it
I thought she actually made it known that she's desperate
Easy na.
Thank you for this post
i luf susan patrick...sorry peters..@least shes now popular..eyah...
moral of the story: you dont fight with pple that can beat u...cos u dont ve a blog pple check..lol..except u act a movie bout linda...haha
Ezigbo nwa afo igbo ka i bu. Chukwu gozie gi!
Well i just read S.Peters reply on ynaija. While i'm on teamlinda all the way on this i think everyone involved should let it rest. Her career will take a heavy hit with this and i wouldn't want any other human being to lose his/her source of livelihood cos of me. Pls madam can you refrain from postin anything that has to do with porsche or any subtle dig at her for the meantime? God has lifted you above ur detractors pls dont drag yourself down to their level anymore. And tell Leila too.
Susana kebino? =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) buy na whether U̶̲̥̅̊ will have cash to do BIS, ur attacking our linda.
Maybe Susan Peters :P
Susan peters when u buy this one, i go know say u be celeb and try go climb mast, pose wt d bb and then i go know say u wakandon - NANsense
oya wey Susan Peters "bigsk gal" come and pose with this one o, let us know you are really not on our level.
Linda you are a beautiful industrous woman....husband go dey line up for you soon. just pick carefully...
linda u still dey for dis husband mata,i cant wait to see susan peters face she rush go buy porsche onoda one don come out o.make she go buy am na
Susan Peters go soon buy am. no just worry urself.
I will soon buy it and pose for another pishure...Una will see that I gots money. And BTW, my skin will look nice and my lipstick go set. Jealousy people.
@Omo-onile says....
Hey Linda that's a SUB punchline
Susan don bite more than she can chew.....still waiting for her tweet...if she refuse to buy this one then she don't av a class.
I DEY MAD?
SO I'M WAITING FOR A TWITTER BACKLASH FROM SUSIE P!I PROMISED TO MAKE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL IF SHE DARED MESS WITH LINDA OR LIB COMMENTATORS.CAN'T WAIT TO FULFIL MY PROMISE! :D
Susan Peter should go and buy it....24ct Gold Plated BB Porsche for $7,500k is for the big girls not that her stupid orginal bb porsche
OMG!!!!!!!!HAS ANY1 SEEN THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT: Susan Peters_Porsche
@susanp_porsche HILARIOUS!UNA NO GO FINISH PESIN WITH LAFFTA
March 14, 2012 10:40 PM
Anonymous amebo2 said.... Susan patrick abi susan porche .†ђε fone wey go gv U̶̲̥̅̊ husband don cm ooº°˚˚°ºoo .all U̶̲̥̅̊ ave †• D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I̶̲̥̅̊§ †• Type husband n U̶̲̥̅̊ shal ave him.if ℓ̊ Щњεяέ U̶̲̥̅̊ smhhh ℓ̊ wil buy 3310 cuz dis yarbin too much fr U̶̲̥̅̊ alone n •̸№ b linda fault ooº°˚˚°ºoo cuz ha own na †• Gv us amebo n our own na †• Gv †ђε story nice curry so dat we go hapi chop am.if •̸№ b say U̶̲̥̅̊ b mumu shey dem •̸№ abuse rita,funke,vp ☺ƒ nigeria or fashola self.so it •̸№ linda ooº°˚˚°ºoo leave †ђε gal make she D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ ha job ooº°˚˚°ºoo susan porche,ode buruku,oniranu,omo porche.even linda we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yarb ha fr husband talkless ☺ƒ U̶̲̥̅̊ smal rat.go sitdon jare.ode
March 14, 2012 10:45 PM
Blogger Luffi's Memoirs said...Na Devil go ping your life enter comma..and Linda u shld knw that sausage of man wey commot this fone go big reach electric pole,u fit swallow am?.....Susannah!!! Ow far now?.............
chai una 2 get baaaaaad mouth....i don laff fall for ground.
Susan with ur potty mouth! nw tel us where do you stand, rather than being so obsolate. Go upgrade yourself gurl, for you are behind
make una bone ohh! susan go carry gold cutex paint her BB porshe, put am for sun, e dry, then come take am pose snap pishure n all of una go chop say she acquire ds original one...shebi all na 'gold' plated?
lol...lolllllllllllll.....
kai! susan peters who send u ds bb porshe pose stunt????
we go free u for this matter so???hehehheeeiii!
Dedicated to Auntie Susie P
Upgrade you..
I can(Up)Can I(Up...
Lemme upgrade you...
susan peters where are you make you go bye am now after all your bb is now out of date stupid woman small time now she would say that we are yabbing her mschew!!!
linda jare make you go bye am and pose like allan poser than we go no say mehn there are big girls and there are biogger girls shine!!!
Lmao at all the comments. Hahahahaha. Make una leave madam suzzie peters, see her fake name sef, susan peters(oyibo). I'm sure her real name is one funny interior bush name. Who has read her 'venom spits fromt that blog' statement. The girl no get work sha.
Linda its either a husband or an atm machine dat would make me hustle and buy the phone sha.
I loooooove dis blog sha!see commentssss.y'all always make ma day.Linda u dnt av 2 search no more,i av a hot bachelor 4 u*wink* plus u sed we shuld hola 4 u 2 follow us on twitter buh u didn't.nt fair oh*sadface*....Airi.
Going to buy it now!!!
If Susan Porshe can buy 2 of the new porshe nd give me 1 then she's a confirm big girl bt if she buys jst for herself alone, den she don fall ma hand. So susu baby I'm waitin for ma porshe, bigs gals. If she doesn't knw how 2 invest her money I'll gladly accept an investment in me, wink. Susu baby no fall ma hand ooo
Nigerians are nothing but sadists?????
SUSAN MGBEKE (Mgbii) PETERS, the phone is waiting for u, make sure u buy it as my camera lens are waiting to snap u and linda is waiting to publish it on her blog
when souls are perishing!
i just checked the @susanp_porsche twitter account. its so hilarious............lmao.
Dey dere dey say make husband come out, shebi dem say make u declare ur assets, we dey wait u
susan p, na here u buy market, BTW u guys dey try well well, i see a bright future for naijas comedy markets wit all ya yarns. imagine someone linkin the shit stoties to Linda and Susan Ps
LIB'er: Susan Peter!!! Where @ thou?
Susan Peter: am in my closet hiding in shame.
Hahaha heheheh huhuhuhu!!!!
Linda post me comment oooooo
#obarune
linda wil be busy decieving u guys here dat shes looking for a husband dnt be surprise dat linda might even be seriously engaged yet decieving some guys here who are busy toasting her,pls dnt take over simple people like linda for granted they are full of surprises,for d BB unless it wil gv me VISA then i wil buy.
Suuuuusaaaana! Wia u? Oya oh, com sharp sharp com buy dis one oh. No go carry ur gold cortex paint ur old BB Porshe. Susu i no say u go make us proud. No fall our hand oh. #TeamUpgrade!
@BLOGLORD KAI U NO WELL.LOL u got me rolling u know.LWTMB
Hahahahaha Linda never disappoints me rotflmao
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Laila Ikeji!!!! CHEI! You took the words out of my mouth because when I saw the price, I was think, I would only buy this phone if I can call Jesus with it o! If when I pray, I speak into it and God answers me directly then I can deal. What nonsense $7500 for a phone and then next week they will come out with another one that is $10k with one extra feature.
Linda! You know what? I just bought one for my girlfriend and it arrived Nigeria last week Saturday. The BB Porsche gold is lovely, but you know what? I use Etisalat dual SIM phone. Is what I did right Linda? I am asking you only.
Linda,Linda,Linda,how many times wey i call you?see my arm pit hair no dey o!if e dey i can assure you its not white.OYO.O_O
oh God Linda,i wish say prince Harry go come out from the bb come kneel down give you ice-cream cone with engagement ring in it.i dey dream big 4u nah.=D
linda am 22 i would luv to have u as a wife. I like ur humor
some pipo sef...they said they have just 100 pieces of the device and these ones are saying they wont buy?! don't delude yourselves...they wont even sell to you. nor be una dem carry for mind do the fone.
meanwhile, una dey here dey curse Susan say she buy bb porshe (regular) but y'all wish you had one. na wetin person money reach im go buy and hating is just imbecilic.
no be pipo dey buy Lamborghini Aventador?? the car get gate pass into heaven? abeg if una no get talk make una blow whistle!
If Susan pastes any 2k 5 phone den she probably spray painted it
Abeg, no mind Linda. She get husband, dats why she dey wear the ring na. She just dey tease all of una. Just make sure u don't do secret wedding bcos your fans love you.
You see how Bella naija is married, pregnant and nobody knows about it, that's how Linda will turn out to be.
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