Linda and Vin Diesel, a match made in heaven! *cough*
That's a pic of me and my future husband...only, he doesn't know it yet!..:-)
But check out how happy he is to be standing right beside me. It's alright darling, keep smiling, I have that effect on people...lol
Pics thanks to Alex Okoroji, you are a doll darling, thanks!
Correct photoshop, but you look so good together that your offsprings will be causing traffic jam. Hope you can deal with men in closet though *cough* just my two cents Fiercely!
Linda! ever so sweet,my mother swears ur not fully nigerian..i'v been trying to convince her like am in the hot seat! the only option i can't use now is call a friend..cos i'dont have ur number...lol..u'r indeed beautiful..
good photoshop work done. linda, dis is d best pic of u so far. and as for d guy, he is mine already, so back off! may i suggest wesley snipes for u? lol!
OMG if Vin get's a glimpse of this picture, he'd come right down to lagos looking for his lost princess,with long weave like this u'r ethereal.Think its high time u came on thisday Style! WORD!
so what is he suppose to think of you,Linda when he sees this delutional ideas of yours!***probably ramp you twice & dispose u like a soiled wipe**
I was having this arguement with some ambassadors who frequent Africa,and they were making degrading comments about Nigerian women whoring themselves whenever they sight a white or brown man. I haven't been in Nigeria for long,but it seems like the standards are plummeting.
Abeg linda, it's allowed 2 day dream about some1, i also dreamt about enrique iglesias, still do, know most of my guy friends dat also daydreamed about alicia keys becoming thier wives 1 day b4 she married beats n broke all thier hearts, so dream on babe, it's allowed!
It is a free world.... we are all allowed to dream... leave Linda alone if you do not know hwo to dream and have fun! Some of you are pretty pathetic! Esp... Kay!
Linda, infact I have finished all the adjectives in the dictionary in my previous description of you that I don't have any other adjective to qualify your beauty. Maybe I should start using yoruba adjectives to qualify you.
Omo to da, omo to wapa, omo to rewa, omo ti ko ni abawon, omo gidi, omo alalubarika, ati be be lo.
Linda, I have just committed murder o because of you. I have 'cut off' the head of that guy from the pic and use your face as my screen saver. lol
PLEASE BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON MY BLOG.(I'M ON MY TWO KNEELS). I know you don't comment on other blogs, but for the sake of 'love' we share.
nice pic babes....u look stunning. my bestest pic of you ever. dream on girl,anything is possible. btwn: looks like u have a thing for bald men...ahahaahhhhhhhh! (u know nahhhhhh..make i no too talk)
funny I was so bored yesterday I went to your archives and started reading from your first post and saw the post you made on him fast forward 4 years later youre still on this issue
girl you should join his fb page,twitter and be his penpal...............or stalker lol
omg! this is the prettiest you av ever seen! #nowsinging: omo toh good o; omo toh nice o; omo toh clean o... omo toh set o... omo toh sweet o... toh pretty o.... toh badt ooooooooo
I like this Photoshop idea. You could even photoshop what the baby could look like, etc. It could be a monthly feature on your blog. I think you should put yourself in the picture with the world's finest men. Do it more often with all the most eligible bachelors and married men. Give it controversial title such as, "Linda Ikeji Jets to Paris for the Weekend with Her New Boyfriend" ....put a small (fantasy) story around it .... what you guys did in france, etc. Its fantasy, but make it believable. The more controversial the photoshop the better. The downside is if the picture is too believable, their wives / girlfriends may box you. Brand new boxing gloves and body armour is in the post for you. Look out for it.
lorl Linda oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dreams do come true... you just never know, maybe he might just hook u with you...dream on my friend..lol... @ anon...i agree, their kids would be causing traffic jam and i would be pleased to matchmake my kids with yours...wink
go on dreaming girl...used to fantasiced about usher until i had dis dream of me and him making love,i woke up and hissed..guessed what that day i went to the mall and this usher look alike guy started toasting me ,i couldnt blieve my luck but felt too inferior to succome to him but did give him my phone number...he called me 4 up to six month i refused to have a date with him..i actually thought he was too good for me...and all this good looking boys and their wahala then he stopped calling me... i tot ooh my gawd! after 7months he called again n i was at the hospital ..he came to see me ..later we went to his house made love and i fell pregnant after just one stand... i couldn t tell him[felt ashamed] i wanted to abort secretly,on d day of the abortion ,i didnt know his friend was my gp..lol..he came to see him n we met there and i told him why i came... he begged me not to abort the baby..the rest was history the baby is 6yrs old now and we have other two girls 4 and 1 year olds..i just couldnt tell him i married him bcos he look like usher..but today he is my usher...i love him soooooo much and i am his life. so linda dream on u never can tell.
pointless celebrity na wa for u oh! wat if the wives or girlfrnds shoots linda even b4 asking her questions? will she now be answering from d grave " na joke i dey oh"? really funny!
Linda what happened between you and Alex Okosi?. You better grab that man before it's too late. We know how you secretly love him. And we hope you didn't tell him to his face or else he will think you are weird. It is the 21st century and there are so many ways of having a man to crawling for you. It is all about playing the game but remaining true to yourself.
Linda have you ever even had a man ?. Abeg let me stop there.
Linda Ikeji na u biko! na only blind man u go standa for im side, im no go feel the chill..photoshop or no photo-super-store na u get dis hand chikena!!(finally i for like know were u do the majic effizy sha)..lol..
Linda love, u know I love u so much, sorry for saying he would ramp u twice & discard,I would involve you two in my prayers to be an item....muah..may God bless you with the man of your dreams.
@Bros.Joe....even with the disclaimer i make, people like you, with supersensitive egos cant take a chill pill. I SAID IN THIS PIC!!!!!!!! READ THE BLACK AND WHITE PRINT! i didnt say she looked old in general, i said IN THIS PIC, idiot! oloshi fellow. if you care to know, i look my age and boy do i look fly. now go and cry, oya!!!
whats this obsession with white men/mixed kids from the comments? black women, love yourselves and GET A GRIP!
OMG @ Anon 3:11pm. Ur story just threw me wayyy off from the whole post. lool U said it so, um so.. casually O_o?? I guess Luck definitely was on ur side. Congrats tho!
P.s-Linda u look great in this picture! Vin Diesel's voice makes my want to pluck all d hairs in my nose tho. Very aggravating something. lol
Ok, I hope I find my Idris Elba or Boris Kodjoe lookalike or the mix will be perfect except a different story, no offense, but first comes marriage, then children.
Of course, Vin doesn't know who Linda is, so what? But, Linda, if you want me to hook you up with my cousin who looks like Vin Diesel, contact me lol
I personally love the story about the Usher look-alike near-abortion and subsequent pregnancies...quality read....
Linda keep up the good work! I never read your blog without LOL....if not from your funny stories e.t.c, definitely from the commenters! Imagine telling another commenter to F-off....lol....too funny!!
@ the idiot that keeps shouting my name. yes we were enjoying this thread until IDIOTS LIKE YOU came in here talking about what you dont know. is Linda paying you to fight for her? are you Linda's warrior? if she had a problem with what i said, she wouldn't have published it or maybe she would have replied. you are taking "panadol extra extra" for someone else's headache. OLOSHI FELLOW! the weakest thing you can call me is a prostitute with HIV? oh how original! lmfao! if you dont like OPINIONS being made then SCRAM! ass-licker.
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Beautiful Linda! But if only!
LINDAAAAAAA
Do u remember this post http://lindaikeji.blogspot.com/2006/11/my-fantasyvin-diesel.html
u still dey dream abt this guy...je ki Paloma Jimenez gba e mu.
One sweet thing abt fantasy is......If u guys were dating since 2006, una go don breakup.
Dream on Linda.....breakfast is on me
Correct photoshop, but you look so good together that your offsprings will be causing traffic jam. Hope you can deal with men in closet though *cough* just my two cents
Fiercely!
Linda! ever so sweet,my mother swears ur not fully nigerian..i'v been trying to convince her like am in the hot seat! the only option i can't use now is call a friend..cos i'dont have ur number...lol..u'r indeed beautiful..
good photoshop work done. linda, dis is d best pic of u so far. and as for d guy, he is mine already, so back off! may i suggest wesley snipes for u? lol!
before it skips my mind, pls stay on d long weave, it suits u better than d rest. thank u.
he doesn't seem to be paying you any attention as regards to the picture.
by the way, you do look great in that photo
OMG if Vin get's a glimpse of this picture, he'd come right down to lagos looking for his lost princess,with long weave like this u'r ethereal.Think its high time u came on thisday Style! WORD!
he looks good and all, but he might be a "FRUIT BASKET"...
so what is he suppose to think of you,Linda when he sees this delutional ideas of yours!***probably ramp you twice & dispose u like a soiled wipe**
I was having this arguement with some ambassadors who frequent Africa,and they were making degrading comments about Nigerian women whoring themselves whenever they sight a white or brown man.
I haven't been in Nigeria for long,but it seems like the standards are plummeting.
I can see it. Fine couple. I didn't know Linda liked them yellow!
Stop dreaming, and look for a cool, sincere, and level-headed born-again Xtian in your country(May God give you one).
All that glitters ain't gold, gal!
I hope you are only dreaming.....lol!
Linda you are a beautiful woman but you look a little old in this pic. before people start attacking me, i said IN THIS PIC.
lol though
Lol.. Don't worry Linda dream on. You are beautiful so if you stay single till 45 maybe you will get him then..
Abeg linda, it's allowed 2 day dream about some1, i also dreamt about enrique iglesias, still do, know most of my guy friends dat also daydreamed about alicia keys becoming thier wives 1 day b4 she married beats n broke all thier hearts, so dream on babe, it's allowed!
loool...in your dreams. What happened to Alex Okosi na?
Aww, you are really pretty!!
It is a free world.... we are all allowed to dream... leave Linda alone if you do not know hwo to dream and have fun! Some of you are pretty pathetic! Esp... Kay!
You look lovely as usual sweets.
Much love Xoxo
linda you fine no be small and who na two fit well well thank God say Vin still dey single sha
Linda, i need ur 2 cents...am coming home to get married, cld u recommend a good make artiste that wont cost an arm? thanks a mill
beautiful...you look
ur best pic yetIMO...
ur simply smokin'
lolllll dream on girl, dreams can come true *wink* lovely lovely picture love u muchos
Linda, infact I have finished all the adjectives in the dictionary in my previous description of you that I don't have any other adjective to qualify your beauty. Maybe I should start using yoruba adjectives to qualify you.
Omo to da, omo to wapa, omo to rewa, omo ti ko ni abawon, omo gidi, omo alalubarika, ati be be lo.
Linda, I have just committed murder o because of you. I have 'cut off' the head of that guy from the pic and use your face as my screen saver. lol
PLEASE BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON MY BLOG.(I'M ON MY TWO KNEELS). I know you don't comment on other blogs, but for the sake of 'love' we share.
nice pic babes....u look stunning. my bestest pic of you ever.
dream on girl,anything is possible.
btwn: looks like u have a thing for bald men...ahahaahhhhhhhh!
(u know nahhhhhh..make i no too talk)
funny I was so bored yesterday I went to your archives and started reading from your first post
and saw the post you made on him
fast forward 4 years later youre still on this issue
girl you should join his fb page,twitter and be his penpal...............or stalker lol
and let him know your feelings now
abi?
omg! this is the prettiest you av ever seen!
#nowsinging:
omo toh good o; omo toh nice o; omo toh clean o... omo toh set o... omo toh sweet o... toh pretty o.... toh badt ooooooooo
**nice fantasy though
He! He!! Linda, if pigs could smile you’ll be so lucky. Very pretty picture.
dream do come true.......so keep your dream alive because u never know whats about to happen!!!
The guy is cute jo! Kia, he really fits Linda o. I think Linda may marry Oyinbo because she is too 'gentle' for some Nigerian men.
Who mentioned Alex Okosi? When Linda delivers triplets, that is when he will sulk in secrecy. Alex Okosi ko Alex Okosi ni!
*If pigs could fly* I meant!
I like this Photoshop idea. You could even photoshop what the baby could look like, etc. It could be a monthly feature on your blog. I think you should put yourself in the picture with the world's finest men. Do it more often with all the most eligible bachelors and married men. Give it controversial title such as, "Linda Ikeji Jets to Paris for the Weekend with Her New Boyfriend" ....put a small (fantasy) story around it .... what you guys did in france, etc. Its fantasy, but make it believable. The more controversial the photoshop the better. The downside is if the picture is too believable, their wives / girlfriends may box you. Brand new boxing gloves and body armour is in the post for you. Look out for it.
lorl
Linda oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dreams do come true...
you just never know, maybe he might just hook u with you...dream on my friend..lol...
@ anon...i agree, their kids would be causing traffic jam and i would be pleased to matchmake my kids with yours...wink
go on dreaming girl...used to fantasiced about usher until i had dis dream of me and him making love,i woke up and hissed..guessed what that day i went to the mall and this usher look alike guy started toasting me ,i couldnt blieve my luck but felt too inferior to succome to him but did give him my phone number...he called me 4 up to six month i refused to have a date with him..i actually thought he was too good for me...and all this good looking boys and their wahala
then he stopped calling me... i tot ooh my gawd!
after 7months he called again n i was at the hospital ..he came to see me ..later we went to his house made love and i fell pregnant after just one stand... i couldn t tell him[felt ashamed]
i wanted to abort secretly,on d day of the abortion ,i didnt know his friend was my gp..lol..he came to see him n we met there and i told him why i came... he begged me not to abort the baby..the rest was history the baby is 6yrs old now and we have other two girls 4 and 1 year olds..i just couldnt tell him i married him bcos he look like usher..but today he is my usher...i love him soooooo much and i am his life.
so linda dream on u never can tell.
Haha Linda baby, don't we all dream hehe...
Oh Linda you look so beautiful in that picture
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=619&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=Alex+Okosi&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=
Anyways click that link to see your guy. He is just waiting for you to make the first move
@ Surprise sometimes, u dey over exaggerate with your posts.
pointless celebrity na wa for u oh! wat if the wives or girlfrnds shoots linda even b4 asking her questions? will she now be answering from d grave " na joke i dey oh"? really funny!
tunde@black celebrity you spoke my mind @linda keep dreaming,he probably does not know you exist lmao
You guys look great together, lol. But they for photoshop him hugging you, abi that one pass their power?
Linda + Vin diesel = beautiful mixed race kids. auuuuw
http://chizys-spyware.blogspot.com
Lina are you sure that he likes black women???
Many American oyibo men don't see us attractive.
Linda what happened between you and Alex Okosi?. You better grab that man before it's too late. We know how you secretly love him. And we hope you didn't tell him to his face or else he will think you are weird. It is the 21st century and there are so many ways of having a man to crawling for you. It is all about playing the game but remaining true to yourself.
Linda have you ever even had a man ?. Abeg let me stop there.
@Alicia, please tell us if you are pretty at all and your age.
You seem to be a pessimist most of the time. Please f**k off! You are very annoying...
I would hate to see you face-to-face. Oloju woko woko! Ugly tete!
DREAMZ CAN COME TRUE...
BESIDES ITS FREE, SO EXPRESS UR SELF
LUCKY VIN, WISH I WAZ HIM....LMAO
Linda Ikeji na u biko! na only blind man u go standa for im side, im no go feel the chill..photoshop or no photo-super-store na u get dis hand chikena!!(finally i for like know were u do the majic effizy sha)..lol..
Linda love, u know I love u so much, sorry for saying he would ramp u twice & discard,I would involve you two in my prayers to be an item....muah..may God bless you with the man of your dreams.
@Bros.Joe....even with the disclaimer i make, people like you, with supersensitive egos cant take a chill pill. I SAID IN THIS PIC!!!!!!!! READ THE BLACK AND WHITE PRINT! i didnt say she looked old in general, i said IN THIS PIC, idiot! oloshi fellow.
if you care to know, i look my age and boy do i look fly.
now go and cry, oya!!!
whats this obsession with white men/mixed kids from the comments? black women, love yourselves and GET A GRIP!
OMG @ Anon 3:11pm.
Ur story just threw me wayyy off from the whole post. lool U said it so, um so.. casually O_o?? I guess Luck definitely was on ur side. Congrats tho!
P.s-Linda u look great in this picture! Vin Diesel's voice makes my want to pluck all d hairs in my nose tho. Very aggravating something. lol
@Alicia, na mi you dey yab so? You this Pro wey don't bend like crayfish. It is only when your clients abandon you that you worry us on this blog.
Have you gone for HIV test abi the doctor don run from you? Olodo Ashewo rapata! You never allow us to enjoy this 'thread', Afori!
dream on girl, its allowed..lol
Dang, anon 3:11pm got my hopes high now.
Ok, I hope I find my Idris Elba or Boris Kodjoe lookalike or the mix will be perfect except a different story, no offense, but first comes marriage, then children.
Of course, Vin doesn't know who Linda is, so what? But, Linda, if you want me to hook you up with my cousin who looks like Vin Diesel, contact me lol
Are you sure?
http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/vin_diesel/fotos/2727/
I personally love the story about the Usher look-alike near-abortion and subsequent pregnancies...quality read....
Linda keep up the good work! I never read your blog without LOL....if not from your funny stories e.t.c, definitely from the commenters! Imagine telling another commenter to F-off....lol....too funny!!
@ the idiot that keeps shouting my name. yes we were enjoying this thread until IDIOTS LIKE YOU came in here talking about what you dont know. is Linda paying you to fight for her? are you Linda's warrior? if she had a problem with what i said, she wouldn't have published it or maybe she would have replied. you are taking "panadol extra extra" for someone else's headache. OLOSHI FELLOW! the weakest thing you can call me is a prostitute with HIV? oh how original! lmfao!
if you dont like OPINIONS being made then SCRAM! ass-licker.
Ya'll will look good together...lol. You look sooo cute in this picture.
first time of seeing you looking so beautiful!
but who dash monkey banana?!
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