We are deeply concerned by the level of disinformation and falsehood that is being peddled around by the friends of the opposition in the media and particularly their paid agents and associates on the social media about the results of Saturdays elections. Since yesterday afternoon they have been releasing fake results and they have been attempting to mislead the Nigerian people and our friends in the international community. The public have been inundated with lie after lie about the APC's so-called victories in virtually every single polling booth, ward, local government area and state in the country. This is not only nonsensical but it is also far-fetched, absurd and childish.
I don't suck dick. That's the deal, plain and simple. I know this statement is sure to enrage heaps of men, and even women, who consider blowjobs a mandatory part of anyone's sexual repertoire. I totally get that. Here's the thing, though: I fucking hate it. I've never enjoyed cramming a penis in my mouth.
Now, before you go and report me to the MRA, I want to clarify that this does not at all mean I hate penises. I don't think they are ugly, or gross. The standard penis has quite a practical and sleek design, which I greatly admire. As much as I love my vagina and all its parts, I do often find myself jealous of how worry-free the penis seems to be.
I fly a lot. Last year alone, I travelled on 45 planes. Unlike my mother, who has a serious terror of flying, I have no qualms about it at all.
I’ve chuckled my way through violent cabin-thumping electrical storms in Hong Kong, and cheerfully slurped champagne through extreme turbulence in Texas during tornado season.To my logical Spock-like mind, it remains by far the safest way to transport myself. Statistically, you are more likely to die today being run over as you cross a road listening to your iPod than you are in a plane crash.
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has charged Nigerians to totally disregard misleading figures being circulated by the APC in the social media as results of the Presidential and National Assembly elections in some polling booths.
PDP National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh in a statement on Sunday said the figures were “fake and do not represented the true results which are currently being collated by INEC, the only body authorized to release and announce results”.
"Read about what I did with my money that I got from Big Brother? It's finished. A couple of Rolexes, kept going to Milan, London, Hong Kong, Shanghai...it's finished. Kaput!" she said.Hopefully, she's just joking. Watch the video after the cut..
I am engaged to be married to a man who people say is a woman beater. We have been dating for 8 months but he has never hit me. In fact, he's never acted aggressively towards me. But a mutual friend with his ex-wife told me the woman left while pregnant with their second child because he beat her so badly she feared she would lose the child. In panic, because I am so against domestic violence and don't want to be a victim, I contacted the ex, who told me she suffered abuse in his hands for all the time they were married and that was why she ended the marriage. They were married for only three years. When I confronted my man with this info, he denied it and swore on his children's life that he has never laid his hands on a woman and would sooner cut his arms before raising it to hit a woman. He sounded so sincere but why would a woman lie about being abused? I'm confused. I don't want to be a victim of domestic violence. Who should I believe; my man or his ex-wife?
2 years ago, I met my soul mate, or so I thought. We were inseparable. We weren’t from the same world, not like he is human and I a mermaid or anything, only that most people will call me a rich kid and him, not so much, but I loved his crudeness. Who knew crudeness could be sooo endearing. I had my fair share of slow, uptown boys so a dude with street-cred was a breath of fresh air. He was my ‘Slumdoghundrednaire’ and I was his Paris Hilton with brains. Plus if you ever saw/felt what he could do with the junk in his trunk, you would feel the same way too. Until…
