Most times some guys knowing how awkward it'll
be to break up with their lover face to face resort to sending text
messages- and some of them in the process miss the plot.
Some
break up texts posted on 'Offbeat' are so rude that one will find it
hard to believe. Read them after the cut.
15 comments:
Lol what auto-correct does no here...
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hahahahah
Lol...I dey laf
Lmao...
Nasty but funny...
@lol....the "AT & T Subscriber not reachable" and Batman "Dark knight returns" lines had me rolling on the floor hard. The magic trick "Poof! you're single now" is also a killer eh
Classic. Reminds me of me. Back when I was single, my GF then tells me we need to talk (When a woman says we need to talk, you know it's some serious shit). We get to talking & she starts telling me how this relationship is not moving to the next level as she expected, she's yapping, going on & on. And I'm on my phone she stops & the conversation is as follows
TOYIN: Are you even listening to me?
ME: Yes I am
TOYIN: But you've been on your phone all this while I've been talking, what are you doing on your phone playing a game?
ME: Do you really wanna know what I'm doing on my phone?
TOYIN: Yes cause apparently I don't think you've been listening to me.
ME: Ok. To be honest with you I just deleted your number, since we are about to break up I had to delete your number so that I don't get to call you or think about calling you.
TRUE STORY.
Long story
This one got me " I hate your saggy fits and fat ass. Lol
Lmao this is so funny.
Too funny...nice one
In naija they tell u they need a break,nd that's the end
hahaaaaa so funny
hahhhhaaaa so funny
This breakup lines aren't as funny as the ones Nigerian guys use biko
Lmao...chai
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