How ladies use GSM as vibrators.

I read this report in City People Magazine and I just had to bring it here. You know how you read some things and just shake your head.

Check it out below...

How ladies use GSM as vibrators.

When it comes to getting to cloud 9 with relative ease, women can be very resourceful, especially when it comes to finding ways to use everyday devices as sex toys. All sorts of devices that produce steady vibrations - from video game controllers to electric toothbrushes, to non vibrating ones like candles, have been used as sex toys by creative women.

Vibrating cells are however a natural and the most prefered now are the slim phones.

The user inserts slim round unused phones with new sim cards to avoid interruption and keep calling the phone with another one continuously. It's very easy. Set your cellphone ringtone to 'vibration only' alert. Using the second phone, dial your cell phone's number. When your cell phone starts ringing, the vibrations will begin. Keep your fingers on the redial button of the second phone, and keep calling yourself until you get satisfaction.

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I'd like to meet the person who wrote this report. He or she must be on something. lol.
A phone in your private area? Who does that?
Radiation, Hello???

Ladies, what you say?

The launch of H.I.P by Tara

The official launch of H.I.P by Tara - a new line in House of Tara Make-up range - is this Sunday March 14th 2009 at her Oko-Awo office. There there will be a make-up show and a formal presentation of the new products to guests.

Omotola on the cover of Elan Mag's Mother's Day issue

Elan, the fashion insert of NEXT on Sunday newspaper will be featuring Omotola on the cover and in the fashion spread for it’s mother’s day edition. On the cover, Omo T strikes a pose in a colourful long sleeved puffy shoulder ankara top with her upswept hair. Omotola models in the fashion pages with son Micheal, the pictures are absolutely beautiful and so endearing.

Pick up Next on Sunday at newsstands this Sunday.
Visit Elan online via 234next.com

Winnie Mandela accuses Nelson of 'betraying' the blacks of South Africa

"This name Mandela is an albatross around the necks of my family. You all must realise that Mandela was not the only man who suffered. There were many others, hundreds who languished in prison and died. Mandela did go to prison and he went in there as a young revolutionary but look what came out. Mandela let us down. He agreed to a bad deal for the blacks. Economically we are still on the outside. The economy is very much "white". I cannot forgive him for going to receive the Nobel with his jailer de Klerk. Hand in hand they went. Do you think de Klerk released him from the goodness of his heart? He had to. The times dictated it, the world had changed." Winnie Mandela said in an interview recently.

The Mandelas, who divorced in 1996, were married for 38 years - although together for only five.

The Armed Robbery Attack - Real Story!

Remember the robbery attack story on my blog some weeks back; where a luxurious bus driver supposedly ran over his passengers? Well, apparently that story was not the true story. There's a link below where you can read the true account of what really happened.

Meanwhile I'd like to say here that the internet is a really powerful tool. After the story started circulating on blogs, websites and facebook, it got to the attention of those guys at the National Assembly - the senators; who then asked for an inquiry. People started getting re-arrested. Now we know what really happened. To think this incident almost went unreported.

Check out here real story here...http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/03/08/bloodbath-along-ijebu-ode-expressway-how-i-ran-into-human-beings-unknowingly-%E2%80%94-truck-driver/

Carlos Slim - World's richest man

The Forbes magazine list of the world’s richest people in 2010 has been released and Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helu has been named the world's richest person, having an estimated fortune of $53.5 billion, higher by $18.5 billion than the previous year, and jumping past Americans Bill Gates and Warren Buffett to become the first person from a developing nation to top the list.

The 2010 list consists of names of 1,011 billionaires and a combined net worth of $3.6 trillion, while in 2009, the total net worth identified was $2.4 trillion. This year names of 218 new billionaires have been added.

Source: Forbes.com

"Genevieve Nnaji is my girlfriend; she's my everything" - D'banj

You were spotted secretly and publicly at different places with Genevieve Nnaji and we heard you both are in some kind of relationship. Is this true?

D’Banj “Yes, yes, yes. We have been trying to keep this quiet but yes, I am dating Genevieve Nnaji.

Okay. We heard you recently featured her in your music video, ‘Fall in Love.’ Is this a publicity stunt or is it a real relationship?

D'Banj "This is all so funny because beyond the personal feelings I have for Genevieve, on the business side, she is the only one who represented what we were looking for to shoot the video. She represents Africa. She represents the African Queen. She is the biggest and was even profiled on the Oprah Winfrey Show. So it was a mixed feeling for me. She was the perfect person to use for the song ‘Fall in Love’. She even was my perception of someone you would want to fall in love with and have in your life. I believe the average African man wherever you are, if you want to think of whom you would want to fall in love with, if you close your eyes and take a deep breath, it’s Genevieve that will come to mind. So business-wise, she represented everything we were looking for to make the video."

You must have been looking at her whilst you were singing. Were you really telling her your feelings?

D'Banj "I am in love with Genevieve. It’s been long I felt this way about anyone. I don’t know what other words to use to qualify my feelings. But when you see the video, you will know that it’s not just a video, it was me talking to my girl for real.

So is this a marriage-headed relationship?

D'Banj "Like I just told you, Genevieve is my girlfriend. In fact, I don’t like using that word girlfriend. She’s my baby, she’s my every thing and I love her. We are both very mature and also very private. We would like to take it one step at a time right now and would appreciate if people will respect our need for privacy at this time.

When the news of this relationship hits the streets, we are sure you both know what will happen next. Are you ready for this?

D'Banj "Well, what can I say? Like I said, Genevieve is the biggest African star that I know and I am in the public eye, so it is to be expected. But I personally do not care about any news that wants to come out. I am proud of whom I am with. When I met Genevieve I knew what I wanted and I went after it and I am still with what I want and she’s the one I want. Right now the only woman in my life is Genevieve and she knows that. We want to be together and we don’t want to hide it any longer. I want to be able to take her out, walk into anywhere with her and not have to hide. I’ve found my kokolet, my woman. Please pray for us."

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Source: Stella Dimoko Korkus - Encomium Weekly

D’banj and Genevieve Nnaji together?
Who would have thought?
I can’t get over it! Lol
Cute couple tho!

The Beyonce Cosmetology Centre

 Beyonce cut the ribbon last week to officially open the Beyonce Cosmetology Center as part of the Phoenix House rehab center in Brooklyn. Her mum, Tina was on hand with her to celebrate the brand new start of the training program for those rehab participants.

Beyonce donated the funds (her entire salary from the Cadillac Records film) to start the center for those who are ready to learn a vocation/trade in cosmetology. 

Gulder Ultimate Search - Celebrity Showdown

‘Gulder Ultimate Search - Celebrity Showdown’ which will feature Naija celebs living in the wild, doing house chores, and battling to win the ultimate prize - N7.5Million

The celeb contestants are: Emeka Ike, Funke Akindele, Chioma Chukwuka, Bob Manuel Udokwu, Princess the Comedienne, Daddy Showkey, Muma Gee, Darey Art Alade, Weird MC, and Fuji act Obesere.

Genevieve Nnaji is the host of the show and it will run for 11 weeks on NTA, STV,AIT, Soundcity and DSTV’s Africa Magic.

The event will take place in La Campaigne Beach at Akodo, Epe and contestants will be searching for lost treasure.

Quote of the day

“Let me say this: I have not had sex outside my marriage with Sidney. Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage. What if it’s 20 times? So what? We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.” Oscar winner, Monique, said in a recent interview.

Can my husband have sex outside of our marriage? HELL to da NO!
If he does it, will it end our marriage??? Maybe not (let the insults begin...lol) - depending on how often the infidelity happens (it's really inevitable).

But to come out and openly say it's OK for your spouse to have sex outside of your marriage - I think there's something else going on here.

What do you think? Do you applaud Mo'nique for saying this or are you embarrassed for her?

Stampede for N4million on www.namywedding.com

The recession and new media get hitched and give birth to a website that offers a four million naira wedding absolutely free on www.namywedding.com.

I got married in December last year and although my wedding was a small intimate gathering, it cost us a lot of money. But we have no regrets because our desire to create that dream wedding was far greater than any thoughts of insufficient funds.

iWayAfrica Nigeria Ltd (INL), an Internet Solutions Provider in Nigeria knows the intoxicating power of the wedding fever and they have launched a new website - www.NaMyWedding.com, a wedding planning and community website. The site contains an extensive wedding directory, a wedding advice section and planning tools to enable prospective couples find wedding vendors, keep track of their wedding plans, interact with other couples and find useful information to guide them through the process.

NaMyWedding.com also has incisive articles, advice from leading relationship experts, and answers to questions around weddings and much more. "Every bride (and indeed groom) wants to have the most memorable and beautiful wedding day and achieve this within a budget" says iWays Africas’ General Manager John Ugbe. The goal at www.namywedding.com is to provide every couple with access to vendors and professional tips to ensure that their dream wedding is brought to life.

What I would have done for a site like this when I was getting married.

In just two weeks, namywedding.com has enjoyed a stampede of over 20,000 hits daily, over 5,000 registered users and a fully integrated portal into facebook.

To launch the website, namywedding.com is giving away a Dream Wedding valued at over N4, 000,000.00 to one lucky couple in the dream wedding splash competition.

The namywedding team has partnered with the top wedding vendors in Nigeria to bring the couple’s dream wedding to reality. The prize package includes make-up by House of Tara, photography by Camara Studios, Wine & Gold Specialty Caterers, wedding cake by Upper crust cakes, event planning by Zapphaire Events, Hall Décor by Furtullah Consultants, Groom & Best Man dressed by Wardrobes Clothes & Accessories, Bride & Chief Bride’s maid dressed by Yes I Do Bridal and USD$2,000 by Zenith Bank PLC.

77 couples have registered in the competition already with the leading couple holding down over 1742votes. Bear in mind that registered users can only vote once a day.

The race for the top ten is fierce on namywedding.com, yet even beyond the rush for the grand prize, the site proves that a homegrown website with an intricate and effective back end is possible in Nigeria. Not only that, the power of new media is quickly gaining ground as more and more Nigerians have access to the Internet through mobile devices and personal computers.

The official launch of the website is on the 20th March 2010 and the winning couple for the DREAM WEDDING SPLASH COMPETITION will be selected on the event with a lot of fanfare.

Don't be left out, join the flight to http://www.namywedding.com/

Ebun Feludu.

Photos of the day - Bad parenting

Soyinka Wants Turai Yar'Adua Prosecuted

Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka has advocated the prosecution of Turai, wife of President Umaru Yar’Adua, for what he described as kidnapping, false imprisonment and abuse of spouse thereby desecrating the sanctity of Nigeria’s presidency. He spoke on Monday in Ikeja, Lagos, while addressing a group of over 1,000 women under the aegis of Women Arise, a non-governmental organisation that staged a peaceful protest in Lagos to condemn the continued keeping away of Yar’Adua from Nigerians by his wife, two weeks after he was said to have returned to the country.

“For me, this is sacrilege, acute sacrilege and I think we should begin criminal proceeding against Turai for kidnapping and false imprisonment of her husband. If it were in a civilised society, this woman should be in court by now for kidnapping and false imprisonment. Far even worst than abusing her spouse, she is also abusing a nation, abusing and insulting the intelligence of a nation.”

Source: Businessday online

News Headlines...

Charly Boy and Lady Di break up after 31 years of marriage???
Charly Boy set to wed Jamaican beau?
I say the story is BS!!!
What do you say?

Lil Wayne goes to Jail

Rapper Lil Wayne was yesterday sent to Rikers Prison in New York on his weapons charges.

He’s been sentenced to a year but will likely only serve about 8 months. Wayne will reportedly remain in private custody the entire time:

“He is going to be in protective custody, because of who he is,” his lawyer Stacy Richman said. "He did not want to, but the department of correction said it’s mandatory. He cannot be with other detainees.”























His last personal Tweet till his comeback:
“Law is mind without reason. …………I’ll return.”

Gbenga Adeyinka Hosts Ali Baba

Laff Matazz magazine, owned by popular comedian, Gbenga Adeyinka, hosted Nigerian King of comedy, Ali Baba on Sunday 28th of February at the Oriental hotel, Lekki. Ali Baba was hosted due to his remarkable achievement and contributions over the years in comedy in Nigeria.

Ali Baba was joined by his wife, Mary, and several of his colleagues like AY, Teju Babyface, Seyi Law, Julius Agwu, Omo Baba and many more. A well deserved honour.

Chris Brown's new girlfriend

Chris Brown’s rumored new girlfriend is a lady called Draya, a 25 year old video chick/single mother (that’s her 5 yr old son in the above pic)/and an alleged ex-stripper.

 In the pic above, they were sitting courtside at a highschool basketball game back in Virginia over the weekend.

Nice*

Stephanie Okereke to feature on stage with Meryl Streep.

In what must undoubtedly be a first, Nollywood actress Stephanie Okereke, is billed to feature in a stage play titled ‘SEVEN’ along side, multiple Academy Award winner, Meryl Streep! Also up on stage are actresses, Marcia Gay Harden, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Archie Panjabi, Julyana Soelistyo and Lauren Vélez.

The six women are all part of a three-day summit titled Women in the World: Stories and Solutions, co-hosted by The Daily Beast, Vital Voices Global Partnership, Diane von Furstenberg, and the UN Foundation will be attended by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton among others.

The Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton will introduce exclusive one-night reading at the Hudson Theatre of SEVEN, the documentary play created for Vital Voices Global Partnership to honor the courage of brave female activists from Afghanistan, Cambodia, Guatemala, Nigeria, Northern Ireland, Pakistan, and Russia. SEVEN is a collaboration by playwrights Paula Cizmar, Catherine Filloux, Gail Kriegel, Carol K. Mack, Ruth Margraff, Anna Deavere Smith, and Susan Yankowitz. The three-day ‘Women in the World’ summit will bring together an extraordinary group of 300 global leaders from government, media, social activism, business, and the arts. Topics will include human trafficking and modern slavery, the rise of rape as a tool of war, the ways new technologies can help empower women financially, and how traditions can be toppled in cultures that devalue women.***

Source: Nollywooduncut.com

What happened to my D'Angelo?

How did he go from this....

...to this?

The children they killed!

Some innocent children killed in Jos yesterday...with machetes! And NO, I won't take the picture down. This is our shame and failure as a country. Let's all stare at it!

2010 Oscar Winners

James Cameron's Avatar gets only 3, while his ex-wife's Hurt Locker gets 6, including best picture and director.

List of winners at the 82nd annual Academy Awards:

-- Motion Picture: "The Hurt Locker."
-- Actor: Jeff Bridges, "Crazy Heart."

-- Actress: Sandra Bullock, "The Blind Side."

-- Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, "Inglourious Basterds."

-- Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique, "Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire."

-- Director: Kathryn Bigelow, "The Hurt Locker."

-- Foreign Film: "El Secreto de Sus Ojos," Argentina.

-- Adapted Screenplay: Geoffrey Fletcher, "Precious: Based on the Novel `Push' by Sapphire."

-- Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, "The Hurt Locker."

-- Animated Feature Film: "Up."

-- Art Direction: "Avatar."

-- Cinematography: "Avatar."

-- Sound Mixing: "The Hurt Locker."

-- Sound Editing: "The Hurt Locker."

-- Original Score: "Up," Michael Giacchino.

-- Original Song: "The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart)" from "Crazy Heart," Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett.

-- Costume: "The Young Victoria."

-- Documentary Feature: "The Cove."
-- Documentary (short subject): "Music by Prudence."

-- Film Editing: "The Hurt Locker."

-- Makeup: "Star Trek."

-- Animated Short Film: "Logorama."

-- Live Action Short Film: "The New Tenants."

-- Visual Effects: "Avatar."

2010 Oscar Red Carpet Pictures

I want JLO's dress!