Anyway, let me tell you guys what happened to me last Friday. Remember I mentioned something about being in the midst of a day light robbery? Well, here's the story.
I went to have lunch at Finicky Restaurant, Kilo, Surulere, with my longtime buddy Chima. Yes, the same Chima who was writing all dem crazy stuff about me on the internet last year. I forgive very easily so we're back to being friends. Anyway, we got to Finicky and ordered for pounded yam and Afang soup, and a few minutes into eating, a young man ran upstairs (We were at the top floor) and quietly told the sales girls to go hide, that armed robbers were coming into the restaurant.
Immediately we heard it, everyone in the restaurant abandoned their meal and ran helter skelter. Some of us sought refuge in the toilets located at the back of the restaurant. I and another girl went into the first toilet, and the first thing I did when I got there was to switch my two phones off. I looked around and found a good spot to hide them, behind the toilet's window with my heart pounding like mad when I heard people screaming downstairs. This was around 3pm o...
Then I did something that wasn't very nice...lol
After I hid my two phones, the girl in the toilet with me gave me her phone to hide too. I looked at the phone, looked at her, looked at the phone, looked at her. I thought about it for a few seconds then shook my head ;) I mouthed 'hold your phone'. She gave me a look that said 'But you just hid yours, why don't you want to hide mine?'
Hide what? I'm not hiding nothing mehn. You know what will happen if those robbers come upstairs and we both claim not to have phones? They'll probably beat the shit out of us. So I refused to take the phone from her. I felt bad, but common people, one of us had to make that sacrifice...lol. Besides it was an old Nokia phone, I figured she'd get over it faster than I'd get over my blackberry and my Nokia phone that has all my contact in it.
She was looking at me like 'YOU BITCH!'. I smiled and showed her my wallet. I was more or less saying "How about I give them my wallet and you give them your phone". She gave me a look that made me start laughing.
I'm sure y'all are wondering why she didn't just hide her phone herself. Well, she wasn't tall enough to reach the back of the window.
LOL
It's not funny I know, but I couldn't help myself. It was a bad situation, I had to make the best out of it ;)
Anyway, a few minutes later, we heard a knock on the day and someone said "Una no wan come out?" That was when it really dawned on me that I was in the midst of a robbery. The girl beside me started shaking like I'd never seen anyone shake before, her eyes turned red and she started drooling, that was when I realised she was a very young girl, about 17/18. I went to her and hugged her to me, and tried to calm her down, assuring her that we'll be alright, at the same time expecting the doors to come down at any minute. The robber repeated himself once more. After that was silence.
About 10 minutes later, we heard another voice telling us it was safe to come out, that the robbers had gone. We all came out from our hiding places and left the restaurant immediately. I never saw any of the robbers but we were told that there were 4 men armed with guns and had two bikes waiting for them outside the restaurant.
How can people be so bold to carry guns in the afternoon, at a busy bus stop?
Wonders shall never end.
Speaking of wonders never ending, did you guys hear that OUR VERY OWN Elechi Amadi was kidnapped recently? Elechi Amadi? Are these kidnappers mad? You guys probably don't know I was obsessed with literature in Secondary School. I read a lot of his books and I idolize him. You guys remember The Concubine? The Great Ponds?
They dared kidnap him?
Here's the story...
According to Elechi Amadi’s granddaughter, Miss Emilia Nyeoma Ikegwura, who narrated the incident, Amadi was in the sitting room watching TV with one of his wives, when three men banged at the entrance door.
Miss Ikegwura said; “As the wife asked to know who was at the door, the three gunmen answered in Ikwere dialect, pushed the door and dashed in. They immediately started barking orders while pushing her down and pointing a gun at her. They later ordered everybody to lie down.”
According to her, “They ordered my grandfather, Elechi Amadi, to dress up. They led him to his bedroom, ransacked the room and gave him his shirt and trousers and took him away in a Toyota Hilux van and Mazda car.
He was released a few days later.
He's 70. Hopefully it will never happen again...
Check out some of the stuff they have.
Meanwhile, the Future Awards Finalists list is out and your girl is a finalist. Last year I was a nominee, this year I am a finalist...A FINALIST? Wow! I feel so proud!
Check out the full list
Style Entrepreneur of the Year
Funke Adegbola (Ella Brown Couture)
Uche Nnaji (Ouch!)
Linda Ikeji (Blackdove Communications) (I hope she wins. Because she's a sweet girl...lol)
On-Air Personality of the Year (TV)
Screen Producer of the Year
Sportsperson of the Year
Yagazie Chukwumerije
Damola Osayomi
Mikel Obi (I hope he wins. Just for being cute...lol)
Cobhams
Dancer of the Year
Qudus Onikeku
Wale Akinbola
Sodade Buddy Agedah
Young Person of the Year
Asa (Bukola Elemide)
D'banj (Dapo Oyebanjo) (I hope he wins. What a year he's had. What an impact he's made. What a beautiful song Suddenly is ;))
* The winners will be unveiled at the Awards on Sunday, 18th January, at the Shell Hall of the Muson Center.
By the way, last week Saturday I got pimped once again by Ronke Ademiluyi, the owner of Rukkies Boutique, the lady who gave me 25 dresses last year. She gave me another 10. Four tops and six beautiful dresses. Lucky me huh?
I'll be wearing one of the dresses to the Award...it's fab and short. When I say short I mean really short. It's so short I will be wearing it from my sisters flat, not from home. My mum mustn't see me in it...lol
Oh dear I'm tired, I got to go catch some sleep.
I know what I did in the toilet wasn't nice but I'm generally a nice girl...so pardon me...lol
Thought of the day
''Rosa Parks sat so that Martin Luther King could walk; Martin Luther King walked so that Obama could run; Obama ran so that we and our children could fly''
Let's start flying...
Catch y'all later
Be blessed!
21 comments:
Goodluck girl, i hope you win
lol at the toilet scene
happy for you dem guys did not try to break the door down......
so funny, almost ended up in stiches. You are so not a nice girl,lol. Wishing you the best at TFA2009
LINDA UR MADD FUNNY
LOOOOOL
LINDA UR MADD FUNNY
LOOOOOL
Congrats girl. I hope you win this time around.
:) you're very honest :) lol
Hey Linda. Hope u win. Same goes for Mikel (cos he's cute) altho I love Utd.
Wow! That story. Good to know u found humor in such a serious situation.
Can't wait to see the dresses.
Kudos to Jezreel designs. They're amazing altho they're site isn't working.
Linda, Linda, hw many times i go call u, i beg next time cool temper, u no no say u b public officer now, everybody don know u o, be careful next time & b nicer ok. Good luck with the award sha
@Linda lol
same question who is that yakazie person?
those idiots in naija think it is their God given right to rob others of their wealth. you self you just run go toilet. kai i cant beleive my linda will hide in the toilet. you got your tithe ready for them too. on a serious naote thank God you are okay and best wishes for the award. i saw you on funmi newdawn website by the way. little clip though
hey swit!!! goodluck! See you at the awards or something! I'll tell you if nI like ur short dress.lol.
About the Finicky ordeal, thanks for the piece of information, I'm never going there.
Be good and abound...seriously.
xoxo.
hey swit!!! goodluck! See you at the awards or something! I'll tell you if nI like ur short dress.lol.
About the Finicky ordeal, thanks for the piece of information, I'm never going there.
Be good and abound...seriously.
xoxo.
4 all that don't know yaga chukwumerije.He's an olympian.He made us proud at the last Summer Olympics by winning a bronze medal even though he was sponsored by his father(Senator Chukwumerijie)Former Information minister.....and not the federal govt.He gave his all in the sport of taekwondo.
this is some funny story but seriously, robbery @ 3pm--thats scary!!!
Yeh 4 Warebi!!! she shud win! She rocked GTBank ad...plus she is a sweetheart...Yeh for Suddenly!! Yeah for Funke Akindele! and Woohoo for you aunty "Linda"!!
oh dats so shocking...Elechi Amadi kidnapped...I love "The concubine"! Glad he's back home and safe.
And glad u made it out safely from the restaurant. I tot arm-robbery has stopped in Lag...shocking!
WALE AKINBOLA DANCER OF THE YEAR DA GUY GOT MAD SKILLZ
GOODLUCK MISS LINDA
girl that was harsh! You don't know if she also had important contacts to her on her phone. If I were the shortie stuck in the loo with you; I'd have just simply told the robbers exactly were you hid your phones... I'd step back and watch them beat the shit out of you with a smirk on my face. I don't think they'll be interested in an old nokia anyway once they see the blueberry...
What goes round comes round baby!
Do me i do you; man no go vex!
I saw a team of models from nigeria at the new york fashion week from an agency in johannesburg and i was amazed a girl called bunmi ademokoya ,isi atagamen and bryan one mr nigeria i could not believe we have people like this in africa i am definitely going to watch their shows.
That bunmi girl is hot .
i heard about the show in nigeria next super model i need contact because we have nigerian girls here in new york that can do the show
olu
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