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Saturday, 15 March 2014

Check out this job application letter...lol

The hustle is real...hehe

199 comments:

Rita Ennang said...

ROTFL

Anonymous said...

lol...Funnest letter ever!

Anonymous said...

Lol. O boy no bi small thing o!

Anonymous said...

Lol

Topebrass said...

Oº°˚˚˚°ºOMG !!! Hahahahaloloahaha. Omo joblessness no gud Oº°˚˚˚°ºO. T̶̲̥̅̊ђε̲̣̣̣̥ company no get choice,they must accept d application nii

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha...ikeji please i need a kiss from linda to stop laughing

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

this one na old stuff na

Anonymous said...

So not real

Dennis DaManOftheYear* said...

I dey tell u...odikwa serious. .lol

ADERONKE AROGUNDADE said...

Hehehehehehehe, Oga oo. Hmm, the hustle is real Linda.

Anonymous said...

This is way more than the struggle. This person is Evil!

Babajide Lawal said...

LMAO

@edDREAMZ said...

Lmao... Whether hook or crook job must be offered to me..... So fucking hillarious....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

@edDREAMZ said...

Lindiway, we need more of this.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

motunrayo olaide said...

lolz..... The applicant no wan gree o

Anonymous said...

Lolz funny #bright bravo#

Anonymous said...

Hahahah chineke mee! ogini bu ihe nkea?

Anonymous said...

Lmaooooooooo

Osarhiemen Agbonkonkon said...

Rotflmao!!
This person needs d job badly!

oladipo said...

haaaaaaaaaa! laugh want kill me.application indeed>ist drop #oti ye e!

Anonymous said...

Dis tin don old na, still funny tho




2 Naija Men arrested for stealing #342million , 24,000 credit cards

Uche Okonkwo said...

Linda , this is not real.lol. nice one!

Anonymous said...

Really funny but Linda this is old naaa

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!! I work at HR and the kind of ish you see here be cray..

Anonymous said...

Lol seen d letter months back. Very funny

ONYX GODWIN said...

Wth? Wit Dat kind of written English... Nawaooo... My own application letter was flawless...

Anonymous said...

Nawa this kind of employment letter is something,laugh about how can someone write thiS kind thing nawa oh!,the employer take note oh! U have to employ this person by fire by force.

Anonymous said...

Yawn!!!this joke/letter is as old as GSM in Nigeria.obviously you have no news.

Anonymous said...

Mtswwws #Stale

Hormortayo #Frosh said...

Lol" hustle is truly real... Can't stop laffing

Cagey Berry said...

Very funny!

Aisha Musa said...

Buhahs...lmfao...this is crazy! see note oo....the person bn srz business ooo....lool

Anonymous said...

Joke of life.

Anonymous said...

Haaahahahahah so hilarious!!!!na rili red-handed...

Anonymous said...

Courageous as hell if real

Anonymous said...

seen it before...funny though

valerie komolafe said...

Lmao! He even attached his death certificate. Hahahahahahahaha! O serious

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmmm! Na wa 4 dis person o

Anonymous said...

hahahahahah....respect the hussle

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmmm! Na wa 4 dis person o

Desmond to d G said...

Na so nah........no time to waste since the seat is vacant and their is job scarcity every.......

Anonymous said...

Linda call him for interview

maceasy said...

Never really commented on dis blog but an avid reader...Ds one really got me cos its so hilarious and unimaginable. He should be investigated.....sensing a murder case....ROTFLMAO

Vexation! said...

lol....
Olodo Oshi!
The company should investigate and make sure he wasn't the one that killed their technical manager.

Vexation! said...

lol....
Olodo Oshi!
The company should investigate and make sure he wasn't the one that killed their technical manager.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha....... ROTFL.......LMAO........lol...........hahahahahahaha. #God bless d struggle, God bless GEJ ndGod bless NIGERIA ............hahahahahaha

samuel tackie-komme said...

hilarious... the dude make wild

Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

One word- Sick. Anoda word- desperate. Dat job must be his oooo.

samuel tackie-komme said...

hilarious.. the dude make wild

Anonymous said...

hilarious.. the dude make wild

olubukola luro said...

lwkmd ......this guy must get the job by fire by force

Ijeoma Okafor said...

Lol. He needs d job badly.

Anonymous said...

Wonders shall neva end..Lol

maceasy said...

Funny enough, he wants to replace the deceased man. U can only replace someone from his current position which atm, death is the man's current position not in the post of a technical manager anymore.... OLODO YAMPUTU... He seeks death for the revival of the dead man. OLOSHI

Anonymous said...

Hehehe na wa oh! 9ja peepz lmao!

olu scot said...

Naaaaa, this can be reall...who dash him death certificate
Click
Oluscot.blogspot.com

Theophilus Ojukwu said...

Ah ah, Linda naaaaaaa. Why naaa?
TheOjukwu - Just Surprised!

milli milli said...

oo linda wetin man no go hear ,he shd file a lawsuit if not given de job

chemmywalata walata said...

Ommmmmmmmgoshhhhhhhhhhhwas dis letter written by a graduate or somewhat O'level applicant omg lwkmfd now infact I am dead now laughing so hard dis letter made my day wow lmao`°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°` `°•.¸¸.•°``°``°•.¸¸.•° =D =D =D =D =D =D

Anonymous said...

Lol @ "I attended the burial"
Hmmmmm dis unemployment is really bitin hrd

Anonymous said...

Nawa ohhhhh some pple dey vex

Hayford Bakpa said...

LOL.... This is so crazy. Wow. Like they say, Naija no dey carry last

Hayford Bakpa said...

LOL. This is so crazy. WOW...Cant stop laughing. Like they say, "Naija no dey carry last"

Anonymous said...

hmmmm, did u write n post it. *just asking

Anonymous said...

Hahahahehehehe

Anonymous said...

Chai

Anonymous said...

this one na real hussle

Emmandus Inspiration Networks said...

An indeed Angry Applicant

Anonymous said...

Immigration recruitment in abuja 7 feared dead

Anonymous said...

Lol wao dis is serious

Anonymous said...

ROTFL!!! Txs for making my saturday Linda.

Anonymous said...

Unemployment in this country is somthing else.linda give us update on d ongoin immigration exam. heard d crowd is somtin else and there are casualties already

Anonymous said...

Linda u sure say no b u write dat tin cos no right thinking man no matter d job frustration will write dis

Anonymous said...

hahhahahahha na wa oh

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!!unemployment wahala...haahahahaha,God help us in dis country o.

Anonymous said...

Dry, old joke,fake

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! This is serious wahala!!!! Loooooooool!!!

Okeke Emmanuel said...

Hahahahahaha wagbayii padi mi...Emmyleo of malaysia

it's purple star's blog said...

lol...
this is more than hustle....

Alfred Daniel said...

abeg dem must give dis person job oh!

Alfred Daniel said...

abeg dem must give dis person job oh!

Kellydbob said...

Lol....... Me no accept dis kind man for my company

Leecia said...

Linda u re funny walai,but dat handwriting 2 fine 4 sum1 wit dat kind of brain.

seun said...

haha came out from my mouth while reading the 1st 2lines......mehn!!! lol@caught u red handed......#SeunLondon

LAZY READER said...

Old story

Anonymous said...

Hmmm,e no easy 2 get job

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, I must get job by force

Anonymous said...

Hmmm,e no easy 2 get job

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Can't knock the hustle. But damn, the applicant now included the death certificate too. Madddd ooo

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah dis is so serious.

Anonymous said...

O M G....OMO SEE GOBE!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha hahahaha lol! Smh


Bella

elizghd said...

This is sooo,old

elizghd said...

This is sooo,old

Anonymous said...

U go fear fear very funny this can't be real.

Anonymous said...

Unemployment is d reason

Anonymous said...

One word ' desperation'

karen okafor said...

Very funny, seen it before though, its old, linda did u hear about d stampede today becos of d job application in d immigration ppl killed about 7ppl nd nd several other ppl were injured

Anonymous said...

Linda,haven't u heard of the stampeding at National stadium Abuja for the immigration test? I was there and an official who dosnt want his name mentioned said about six pple have been confirmed dead.I was nearly pushed down at the gate but God saved me.I would have send pics to u but I had low battery hence couldn't take pics. Immigration would want to cover up their messy arrangement and the death of these pple but we will not allow it.I eventually left without writing the exams bcos it was poorly coordinated;with crowd roaming about and not knowing what to do. When will things be done right in this country?

Anonymous said...

Stolen from Ice Prince's Instagram page!!!! Atleast, give him some credit..thief geh

Anonymous said...

You no get gist joor!this joke is old and stale abeg!

chidinma ojeaga said...

The c.v is on point and the job is guranteed

peperina said...

laugh don kill me here oooooopo

hilary obiorah said...

I swear to God, they will just offer him the job one hand.

Anonymous said...

Real hustle and so damn funny.

Anonymous said...

Linda,pls visit Baltimore,Maryland, me wanna see ma Linda...(Jokefad)

last baby said...

Hahahaha funny indeed

Anonymous said...

Naija peepz won't kill me ooooo. Wonders will neva seize to end in dis country. Anyways nice handwriting.1st to comment

Dike F(xyz) said...

Laugh don make me use my car go scratch Aunty Stella Oduah's BMW Car. :D :D

yusuf said...

He don get that job. Gbam

Anonymous said...

Its an old shit linda!

Anonymous said...

Lmao....chei! dis person dey vex!

Sunmola Oluwatosin said...

Lobatan see gobe

Anonymous said...

The company truly have no excuse not employing dis guy becos of his determination and him being a regula applyer (applicant) to d company. He did his research well. He is vewy funny though ::: MJJ:::

lisnaan said...

hahaha kai lindodo na wah o!this one na serious business o!

Anonymous said...

Lmao....

@MeetdrealEvans said...

U neva see anything...in 2face voice

Anonymous said...

You are way too staleeeeeee ! Since when ?? Not even this year oo.

sharon ogo said...

Lmao!!!

Anonymous said...

That isn't real! Just to put a story up there.

Anonymous said...

I don't find it funny, but stupid

Anonymous said...

Nice one linda. Its been a while I really Smiled. Were do u get dis stuffs amyway, xoxo
Genie

Ameriestyle said...

looool

Anonymous said...

This is a stale joke. Seen it on Nairaland since last 2 weeks.

Anonymous said...

This letter is a stale news Lindodo. Pls give us. Sth new. Plsssssssssssssssss

Anonymous said...

lol...caught RED HANDED indeed.

Anonymous said...

Lmao

bjayworld said...

he simply wants d job; no strings attached

Anonymous said...

LOOL. Really real.

AnnMarie said...

lol. this is serious

Anonymous said...

Lol very funny

Ugoo Skido said...

hahahahahaha, linda u no go kill person hia oo. lwkm

Didi Crystal said...

Old joke... who took time out to write ds?? d person sef ehn

Lamee Jay. D said...

Stale

Chisom Metu said...

Lol...you must get d work by force!!!

Ugoo Skido said...

hahahahahahah. linda take it easy oo. wia u get dis from...?

Ugoo Skido said...

hahahahahaha, linda u no go kill person hia oo. lwkm

Anonymous said...

hahahaaa..>Serious biznes...Thanks for this Stella. I was in a very bad mood but this cheered me up. x

Anonymous said...

e nor go funny ooooo
God abeg ooo,if dem nor give am diz job,hmmmmmm, person go wound!!!
Lol

Anonymous said...

lol..... Vry funny, but Linda u sure say no b u write dis 1?

Anonymous said...

very funny

jannygurl said...

Linda so dis letter don reach here. U be real gbegborun. U dey try shaa

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!!!! As in...... No b small hustle. Hehehe

#GIFTEDhands

onah EMMANUEL EROCHUKWU said...

ok

Anonymous said...

WTF***, you see the product of our society what is taking after, may God help us all in this country oooo!

onah EMMANUEL EROCHUKWU said...

ok

yennyjay said...

Laughter won Kill me o!

N and N said...

Oh lili nwannem,this news is stale now,where have u been hiding? Under the rock? Lol,love u still

Anonymous said...

Lol...boys r vexing.
No time to wait

toyin kakulu said...

Looooooooooooooolz pls Linda no come break my ribs wit laughter o! Oh my God! Dis is way 2 funny to be true! Bt really hustling can make a man do anytin @ times o! It is well! May God help us in dis country o! Mayb d person wan become GEJ! Oops! Slip of tongue o

Eyes Only said...

Lolz... Desperate situation calls for a desperate write up. Can't stop laughing.

Kels Crone Horbills said...

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW AM A CONSTANT READER - BUT DONT COMMENT, AM BASED IN INDIA , YOUR BLOG HAS BEEN MY MAJOR SOURCE OF LOCAL NEWS

Anonymous said...

o ga o

Anonymous said...

Lol. No be small thing

Anonymous said...

Hopelessness leads to desperation!....
I don't blame this broad jor...he probably had 2 many mouths to feed....

Victor 'Bola said...

This is quite funny linda....

LEEZ said...

Lmao!!!!! The job must come by fire by force!

Anonymous said...

very fanning letter

Michael Ekundayo said...

abi na
news from nigeria nollywood

Igor said...

How do I get the feeling that it was Linda that wrote this letter for blogging purposes.

Daniel Oguche said...

Is this really true, well if it is, it's not so surprising considering the unemployment crave in the country currently.

Daniel Oguche said...

Is this really true, well if it is, it's not so surprising considering the unemployment crave in the country currently.

A.A.O said...

Onyx what are u applying for? House Boy? Idiot.

A.A.O said...

This must be Jenyking's Brother...

A.A.O said...

Onyx what are u applying for? House Boy? Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!dis is d funniest letter ve Eva seen!unbelievable rotfl..

Apple said...

Buahahahahahahaha.. Is this for real???..hehehe..

janelicious said...

Lol

guze toyin said...

Please, I wish to see this person employed, and then be killed after a year!

guze toyin said...

Please, I wish to see this person employed, and then be killed after a year!

Anonymous said...

THIS IS AN OLD JOKE NA.

glowy sofiscated said...

lmao......click my name for your shoe world

Super Anonymous said...

not funny, nigerian dey suffer o.

READ MORE HOT GIST

Anonymous said...

lol very cool

Anonymous said...

Linda, ur eyes can see. Anyway, nah di situation at hand.

Amarachukwu. said...

Lol.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd




Female banker who slept with Man for Deposits has her unclad pics leaked

Chinyere Iroegbu said...

Stale news. Heard that like years ago.

Anonymous said...

this joke has been in existence since i was born

Anonymous said...

LOL! BY FIRE BY FORCE. I BOW O.

chinenye2014alukwu@gmial.com said...

Yes naw na so we go de take de cache dem if u no attend de funeral dem go tell u say him never die or him de unconscious.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure he didn't create this vacancy himself. So FuNny

Anonymous said...

Very funny.he must hve bin waitin for so long


FDJ

N and N said...

U be HR,abeg which language u take dey conduct your interviews cos it certainly can't be english....Emeka&sons companies

Anonymous said...

Mbok this dude is very funny manager weather u like it or not u must give him that job by force

SOLIDIFIEDPEACE said...

Wow! Good one to ease the tension at this time of fuel scarcity.

MRS OHIO ERANKO said...

THEN ,, YE SHALL GET THE JOB, AND YE SHALL DIE SOONER AS YOU GET THE JOB.

SOMEONE ELSE WILL ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL , AND YE SHALL JOIN YOUR FORMER MANAGER IN THE PARADISE.

AND YE SHALL BE GIVEN SEVENTY VIRGIN . AH HA HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous said...

With that your big mouth...ode

Anonymous said...

Nawa for you o Linda. This letter has been online for close to a year now.

delight said...

Must u always act like a miserable sadist???

EmmaYonce BruneTte said...

Lmao @his death certificate. Buhahaha **I'm in tears**

Omalicha Nwa said...

Lmao....this person must have really been monitoring the company's activities. Pls gv him the job o...
The Wife Vs The Side Chic.....find out more on omalichaspeaks.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

This joke is stale. And this is not the original letter. Just some jobbless mofo recycling someone else's joke. Next please

Chioma Queen said...

Lol

Chioma Queen said...

Lol

Chioma Queen said...

Lol

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