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Saturday, 20 December 2014

"I feel sorry for Goodluck Jonathan" - Etcetera writes

From Mr. Etcetera...
I think I am the most criticised President in the whole world, but I want to tell this audience that before I leave, I will be the most praised President,” said President Goodluck Jonathan at the opening of the 52nd Annual General Meeting of the Nigerian Bar Association at the International Conference Centre in Abuja.
Hey guys, I guess you know that pointing fingers is not my style, hahaha, just as I know that it will be difficult to find a single Nigerian who hasn’t pointed fingers at President Goodluck Jonathan since he became President. But really, can so many fingers be pointed at a single individual all at the same time? Some people have gone to the extent of saying that since Jonathan took office, everything has gone to hell in a handbasket. Others have held him responsible for everything that has gone wrong in the country, from the tear in their pants to the economy. Trust me: Nigerians are beginning to agree that when it comes to assigning blame, look to Jonathan first. There are some hardliners who don’t care if Jonathan wasn’t President during the civil war. He must have been thinking about it, and that’s good enough reason for them. They even say that if he hadn’t been sticking his nose into government, the civil war wouldn’t have happened. Funny, Nigerians have found the perfect target for dealing with their bad days. Late to work? Blame Jonathan! Did the soup in the fridge melt when you weren’t looking? It’s Goodluck Jonathan. Can’t find your smelling socks? Jonathan! Your baby pees on the chair, again? Jonathan. The possibilities are endless! Hey, are we not just being unfair to Goodluck Jonathan? We blame him for all and everything. Even for things that are not his fault. Let me ask you something sir or madam, if Jonathan is to blame for everything wrong in Nigeria today, what becomes of the previous presidents under whose regimes most of these problems started?

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On Tuesday evening on my way back from NTA, I stopped at the Bar Beach to buy suya. I was a little bit early because I met the aboki lighting his charcoal. As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance routine and bent down and began to defecate. Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey watch?” At that point, I couldn’t hold back my anger. I just had to say something: “Shebi na una just shit finish for that place so? And una get mouth dey blame the president. Una see him shit for there?”

We are having a distant relationship with the truth in this country. We have developed that rare ability to be hypocritical and not so much as give a damn whether we are equally guilty of the things we are blaming on others. In truth, Goodluck Jonathan should roll up his sleeves, spit on his palms and get to work on a lot of things. We keep saying that corruption escalated under his regime but why do we keep failing to associate it with the fact that these corrupt individuals are Nigerians? I listened to some custom officers saying that If it wasn’t for Goodluck Jonathan’s backward policies, everything at the Nigerian borders would be perfect. Yes, let us keep dumping everything on Goodluck Jonathan. Even our own responsibilities as citizens. He’s the reason our custom and police officers are more interested in collecting bribes than fighting crime and checking for contraband goods coming into the country. It is also Jonathan’s fault that the security operatives at the Lagos airport have all turned beggars. Should the president also take the rap for the Director-General of the Standards Organisation of Nigeria not being able to see that the nation is littered with fake products? Maybe Goodluck Jonathan should be with him daily and point him towards fake products and manufacturers. The fight to save this country does not begin or stop at Janathan’s table. It must be an all Nigerian battle. Let the pastors stop praying for corrupt politicians and tell them to their faces to stop stealing public funds. If all drivers have their complete vehicle papers and obey traffic laws, there will be no need to give out money to the police and we will be on our way to a better society.

Ask yourself where your governor got the billions he spends on frivolities? People in the rural areas of Akwa Ibom state are living in thatched houses and we are building another stadium? Have you tried asking what the Abia State Government did with the state’s allocation for eight years? Do you think President Jonathan will be allowed a minute of sleep if he failed to remit monies due to the states? So why then do we pour all the blames on him? Your governor owns empty estates in Dubai and factories in South Africa when people of their states are homeless and jobless, is that Jonathan’s fault too? Where did we get the preposterous notion that President Jonathan took office and people started having trouble finding jobs? Did we have a zero unemployment rate in the country before President Jonathan? Millions of Nigerians are working their asses out and dying as contract staffs and casual workers, where is the NLC? Is it not aware of the appalling working conditions Nigerian workers are subjected to by multinationals? Of course, it is all Jonathan’s fault. Last time I checked, Jonathan was a president or a magician. Should he be doing the job of the NLC too, supervising every sector of the country at the same time? Let us be truthful to ourselves, since when have we had good roads in this country? Were there roads in the country that Jonathan destroyed? Have we had electricity in the country before President Jonathan? We say Boko Haram started as a result of poverty and lack of education in the North, were there schools in the North that Jonathan destroyed? Trust me, the architects of Boko Haram know what they’re talking about when they say it is all Jonathan’s fault.

For everyone out there, below are a list of things Goodluck Jonathan is yet to be blamed for, so go ahead and make your pick and let the blame game continue: Cancer, AIDS, racism, air pollution, sin, child porn, human meat at Jankara market, home video, obesity, Drake sleeping with everyone’s chic, Kim Kardashian’s nude picture, tribalism and every other kind of ism, Arsenal’s trophyless seasons, Facebook, Twitter and Wizkid’s last album.

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Anonymous said...

A MUST READ.

I am not a fan of either GEJ or GMB, am just a concerned and angry citizen. The major problem tearing this country apart is corruption. If it can be eliminated, our problem is over. This idiot called GEJ has been in power for like 6 years, nothing to show, increased fuel price from 65 to 97, despite the increment, nothing worthy has happened to the country.we suffering the price change, our currency is falling 1$ to 180 naira or there about, never happened in Nigerian history, only a dumb person would think he won't still finally increase fuel price from 97 to 150 as intended if he happens to win the next election. Honestly I don't know what Buhari has to offer the country but one thing I am sure of is, he will eliminate corruption. Clean the stains within the cabinet, the thieves and ogas at the top will be forced to do their jobs. The cabinet and other polititians will be scared to misbehave. Tell me how our entitlement as the 3rd party as the citizen no go reach us. Money will flow. Jobs will be available. We igbos think we are the smartest, but I think we are the dumbest. Is it being sentimental and tribalistic that will put food on the table? Biafra Don pass, it's the present and future that matters. Maybe it's biafra that will pay our children school fees. The clueless man has failed for 6 years, he ha soothing but more failure to deliver to the country. Let's allow something different, let's give a trial, let's have a change, let buhari go for the first 4 years. If he has nothing to deliver, we vote the idiot out too.

Anna bee said...

Ectera,should go and rest joor.

Don Meritson Mba said...

oj GEJ,he is seeing many things on that seat...


#GodblessNigeria

Anonymous said...

On point

Channels' Sunrise presenter, Maupe Ogun forgets her bra at home(pic)

Easy-E said...

Oga, na 4 campaign abeg...

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Etcetera be like "Now I have your attention"
Lemme finally declare my political intention.
If we can praise the president for the works done on Lagos-ore road, airport rehabilitation and railway rehabilitation,why can't we berate him when there is insecurity on the land.
For your information, government is a continuum, he inherited wealth from previous administration and also the unsolved problems.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Only in your yeye dream, e don do

BLE BLE said...

Na so, we have heard!

irabo bobby fera favor said...

Na u no, as 4me I hv never see anything GEJ has done in Nigeria since he became a presido of naija gbam. Bobbyferavorira@gmail.com

Kolawole taiye said...

Hahaha this guy is witty a hell but out of his witticism comes the truth.

Kazeem Adeyemi said...

abeg make dis eccetera abi na comma be him name, make him go rest for one place jare...as music no favour am he don turn to writer....Charles novia second.

wilheminna moses said...

In as much as ur. Saying d truth....guy chill jona will not give u any appointment oh. Amacham all dis tricks.

Anonymous said...

Your sense of humour no be here o.
Linda shey u don travel ba?

Dinma Peace said...

Chai, this guy get mouth.

ngbede gabriel said...

Me not able to win LIB giveaway, Blame Jonathan!

mamma mia luv said...

Watin b this na? Too long Abeg

Anonymous said...

You Sabi write but you should note that once the head(brain) is messed up, the arms, body and all are messed up too. So if one blames the head(or brain) for a paralysed arm or body, one is not too far from the TRUTH

snowflix said...

Rotfl..... mehn dis dude have killed me with laughter ooo. kai Etcetera please help me ask them bcos is the same question I have been asking asif GEJ is the root cause of evil happening in Nigeria. Dumb Nigerian's blaming him for everything without actually thinking properly how the situation was before he came in to power. Nice write up Mr Etcetera you have said it all, let them keep blaming and things will remain the same #onelovefromSnow#

Abiola Balogun said...

Throwing shade at wizkid's album

Pemisire Eze said...

Mr Etcetera abeg limit your writings to celebrities, or better still leave your ink to dry.

Nelson Adejayan said...

I gree bro,but still the man is clueless,he is an ethnic bigot!

lord flacko said...

"..If I'm voted into power, within the next
four years, the issue of power will
become a thing of the past. Four years is
enough for anyone in power to make
significant improvement, and if I can't
improve on power within this period, it
then means I CANNOT DO ANYTHING
EVEN IF I AM THERE FOR THE NEXT FOUR
YEARS"
- Goodluck Jonathan, Vanguard
newspaper, 2011.

Obviously from the above statement jonathan himself knows he has failed nigerians. We didn't beg him to become become president. He spends 1billion on his family meal. He controls the army and has d authority to sack all incompetent public administrators.

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN

temi said...

hahahhaha

Eugenia Ekeji said...

I perfectly agree with u on this one. 4 Once I commend u on ur write up.

Chilaka Christian said...

IkejiLinda wia Hav u Been Since LastNit? Miss U Die @ LindaIkeji

Anonymous said...

My point exactly, civil servants seating idly in their offices blaming poor Jonathan. Silly lot

etido udofia said...

So so true

Elvis Ebuka said...

We all have pointed fingers at him

Anonymous said...

I love this ectetera!!!!. You are right joor...

Anonymous said...

I hope everyone sees things this way

Okiemute Emawhe said...

You said the truth my brother

Anonymous said...

Feel sorry 4 urxlf not jona.
GEJ 2015



Amakadarlyn@yahoo.com

Okwuchi Collins said...

Attention seeker
Doesn't make any sense

PURPLE said...

1st of all..loooooool @ dat last paragraph! Wizkid's last album, drake sleeping with evry1's chic. Damn. Sweet
And then Etc, Jonathan's not to be blamed 4 d non-chalant attitude of govt officials towards they jobs, bt wud u say hiz in d dark abt it? Does he nt have d power to remove whosoever is not doing his job or call him to order in one way or d other? Its because d president is non-chalant in checking its officials dats why they have d guts to be misbehaving. So in d long run, GEJ is to be blamed
Buhari2015!

yemi ijeoma said...

It's d truth, I couldn't agree more. I feel for Mr President too. Hummm! God understands.

Anonymous said...

well said, i am with u on this one...

Anonymous said...

GOD BLESS U ETCETERA. Ednamaka3@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

I hate to admit this (cos GEJ isn't my cup of tea) but ETC made very valid points! Funny as hell too...laughed although! Food for thoughts...

BrendaN

Anonymous said...

U r on point brother.

Anonymous said...

Jona nor still try, make person talk true. Even if person nor do, make e try get activity.

EDDY WIZ said...

MR EDDY said...
^
Sometimes I feel for him too but the truth nobody forced him to lead Nigeria.
^
^
^™I JUST DEY LAUGH~

EDDY WIZ said...

MR EDDY said...
^
Sometimes I feel for him too but the truth nobody forced him to lead Nigeria.
^
^
^™I JUST DEY LAUGH~

Linda's Doppelganger said...

Goodluck is to be blamed for more than of half the things happening in the country believe it or not.
You see, a president's style and principles invariably and inadvertently rubs off on his subordinates.

STORY: I used to be a church department leader and my style of paying tithes was my subordinates styles, my way of praying with them, they adopted, my dedication, swiftness and drive, they all took it on. I didn't understand it until my successor came in. that one was so relaxed that even the most junior of us became laxed in our duties in the fellowship.

Leadership is everything. even though many of us are leaders one way or the other, the head of a country/state is expected to exhibit qualities that are worthy of emulation so his people know the standard expected of them. if this happens, we'd be seeing a Judas amongst twelve instead of eleven Judases amongst twelve. sigh.

EDDY WIZ said...

MR EDDY said...
^
Sometimes I feel for him too but the truth nobody forced him to lead Nigeria.
^
^
^™I JUST DEY LAUGH~

Olajide Olushola said...

This is a rubbish from the pit of hell, etc is trying to curry favour from GEJ. All of you celebs that trying to gain from Nigeria woes will surely meet your judgement

Anonymous said...

Don't be foolish my friend, is Jonathan the first Nigerian president. He's a dangerous misfit and the most lethargic leader ever, so much that no one person in PDP bothered to contest against him. He's surrounded by the most incompetent non entities, I cannot see one thing this man has done right in 6 years.

mlog oghale said...

Yes o!! one Lagosian just showed he ain't no illiterate like the lot of y'all, finger pointing no solution providing APC groupies! open your eyes & stop all the anti Goodluck propaganda

Anonymous said...

The security operatives at shoprite surulere though. Even your five naira, they want

Anonymous said...

Well said but last I checked,arsenal won a trophy last season. Truth is, GEJ don try as we president but...

Sena Job said...

Lolzzzzzz.....its d truth though,d problems were there b4 Jonathan came

Ifeanyi Nwankwo said...

Tell them... but I also feel that if he takes very drastic measures, these people you talked about will follow suite.

Amaefule Okwuchukwu said...

Bros just said my mind..We Nigerians have a lot to do.It begins with you.

Anonymous said...

Oh sh**! He didn't just say Wiz kids last album?! *faints* lmfao. Interesting write up tho.

sir duch said...

Attention seeker! Oshi buruku.... .....


Idoma boi said so

Sunmola Oluwatosin said...

Can't stop laughing...anonymous 7:52pm & 11:25pm..don't feel ashamed of calling cos i understand how poverty has become ur middle name nd u just wanna fight bona just bcos of the 100k Linda gave him..below is still my international dialling digits..

#YMYB KING 012406156184.

Anonymous said...

This guy tells lies, two men in Cele gown go to defecate at the same time like its a ritual? He made a point but that story nah big wash

Anonymous said...

YOU CAN RANT ON AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE PRAISING JONATHAN HE STILL WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YOU, DASH YOU BROWN ENVELOPE OR DOYIN OKUPE TO RECOMMEND FOR ANY CONTRACT OR ANY ERRAND BOY POLITICAL POSITION. RUBBISH LOSER.

Ujunwa Echefu said...

No one want to comment today nonsense pple Linda u've touched them where it pain them, mallam come and comment now ewu are blame Jonathan for hausa dat marry more than one wife ohoooo

khemorah said...

Loool. Meanie.

Anonymous said...

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Nigeria is a corrupt nation but something can be done about it besides the bus stops on goodluck's table so he should do something about it.

beluGod said...

A veri bitter truth....lets sit up and stop blaming GEJ for our misfortunes...bt etcetera u shouldn't ave dissed my club na...#GEJ till 2019#

Anonymous said...

VERULE says- lols! verule14life@gmail

Henry Eze said...

Linda u fcuk sotee u forget say u go blog...have been refreshing ur site..as if the give away still dey on.

Henry Eze said...

Linda u fcuk sotee u forget say u go blog...have been refreshing ur site..as if the give away still dey on.

Abuja Naija said...

LMAO... This guy is so damn witty.
He's so right, people blame Oga Jona for vrtually everything including premature ejaculation. Lolzzz!

Anonymous said...

Very senseless write-up,you were making sense at a time and then started saying BS....i cant blv i wasted my time reading that crap...SHIO

Chudi said...

I agree with you on this. Kudos

Monsieur Yankee said...

The writer took a lot of things out right from my mind, so many things were wrong even before GEJ came to Aso rock. The western world once said every aspects of Nigeria is corrupt and our corruption didn't start in 4yrs ago and it will take more than 4yrs to comb it out. He who has not been indulge in corruption in Nigeria before should come forth and cast the first stone #peace#



@lindaikeji #let'smaketheworldabetterplace#

flora said...

I actually read this through ...gush this is just de gospel truth we are all doing wring and bringing our own downfall while pointing accusing fingers on who we can easily break.. Thank goodness he is a good and strict man

@MEETDREALEVANS said...

Yes o na Jonathan mk Whizkid album be wacky shit, yes av said it...

Niran said...

100!

Chidinma Eze said...

My dear writer dis is really true...its an eye opener! The Santity of the country begins wit you

APPLELIPX said...

My dear u couldnt b more right
We blame jonathan for everytin dat happens in our lives, I dnt tink even satan have gotten so much blame
I cant really remember wat nig was like b4 now

We always abuse opportunities
Wen obj was president, how many pple could openly criticize him, I remember d countless num of jonalist dat wrre either killed or arrest for talking ill of baba
Todai evry tom n dick feel their opinion is final

D man has over tried for ds nation
We need a righteos man to lead us n if he retains dat seat, then its God's will.

@jennysuccess said...

All my prayers n wishes everyday is for God to choose the right candidate to rule this country.
May his thought be seen in this country.

Anonymous said...

GBAM#well said!

Philip Nwokoro said...

Looool this guy won't kill me, wow!. He hit d nail on the head tho, we blame GEJ for everything

ginika said...

Dont mind them GEJ till 2019

Eka Joy said...

dont i just love dis guy! there is nothing he has said here that isnt d truth

Anonymous said...

hahaha.... Jonathan is too be blamed for everything jor.. afterall he's the GCFR...

Anonymous said...

hahaha.... Jonathan is too be blamed for everything jor.. afterall he's the GCFR...

ginika said...

Dont mind them GEJ till 2019

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success me said...

Wow from day one I like jonathan but I have seen alot that happened in jona regime and how some governor dey work...but the truth most be said jona is not the cause all the wahala wey dey naija..if buhari no talk say he we make his regime hard on...other pass presido bad and worst past jona believe me

Anonymous said...

U for finish with etc na. Good write-up Sir! Jona is returning by God's Grace....plus nothing do Wizzy album abeg, Jeju!!

jay ayo said...

LOL.... D TRUTH.

sotunde olasubomi said...

I feel what you wrote here,We are quick to dump every blame on our President ranging from drake sleeping with Oda ppl's gf to BH and all,the change must start with us,not only because we are Nigerians and we want our country to be better but because we are educated and literate also.Nice write up.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Too long abeg..... We don hear

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo I like this guy! He just aired out all there is to. Ignorant people will have a go at him. What a sad country.

Clifford Nze said...

May God bless you my fellow compatriot, we Nigerians are so blind to the truth even when it is so conspicuous in our faces. President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been the best democratic leader this great Nation has produced, but we allow saboteurs to feed us with their junks in order to rubbish his administration. One day we will surely realise how well he meant for Nigeria/Nigerians.

Funmi_Joy said...

Lol... dude's crazy. Drove home his point wif all 'em humour in it. Seriously tho, Jonathan's tenure has been laced wif a lot of evil... like the opposite of goodluck? not all of 'em evil is his fault tho. Infact, I pity him too, he has lost some serious weight ever since he became Presido, I mean, what's the use of all the money u gather if you can't even have peace of mind. He is being fingered from left, right and centre and he is still so calm about it. If I were in his shoes, I ain't comin' for no second tenure. Will just make do with the much share i've gotten from the National cake till now. But then, Politicians will rather die 'in active service' than give up honourably. All these old men I started hearing about while I was still in Primary school(social studies)... Peeps like IBB, Buhari etc.... I wonder when the turn of the youths - the supposed leaders of tomorrow will be?. Like they say, Power corrupts, but absolute Power corrupts absolutely.

Jenny zee said...

This guy is damn good!!!!!!! Even ppl wey no fit give their girlfriend belle, Na Jonathan cause am lol

chinasa peace said...

Etcetera so on point. Blames should stop being heaped on GEJ.

ella john said...

Absolutely right. Linda u must be exhausted from the giveaway madness. Rest oh,you need it.
FACE~OF~LIB.

Anonymous said...

When your president has made it clear that what the public officials are doing is 'common stealing', why wont they steal more? it has been endorsed by the prez already.

in fact, let's trash this szchit out. stealing is the corruption we're experiencing, stealing is the bug causing fits in every sector. As long as you have thieves as heads in your org, nothing works. Was Akunyili known for stealing? did NAFDAC work in her time?

When they come into government with the mind of siphoning funds, they leave the things they are supposed to do and take take take. with the little that's left, they build substandard structures(bad roads, airports) and pay half salaries or nothing at all. the tiny drops of milk from a filled tank that the pple at the bottom have managed to squeeze out doesn't satisfy them and they go into robbery and other vices. the police force have become robbers too forcing money off motorists at gun point. Does someone know the obvious reason??

AQO said...

Love this guy or hate him. He's really good. In fact, I always look forward 2 his write ups.

Jesus is Lord.

Anonymous said...

We need a president with discipline and charm/charisma. Who can instill discipline into his people. shikena

Anonymous said...

NICE ARTICLE. I LOVE IT. LOL WIZKID'S LAST ALBUM.

sotunde olasubomi said...

I feel what you wrote here,We are quick to dump every blame on our President ranging from drake sleeping with Oda ppl's gf to BH and all,the change must start with us,not only because we are Nigerians and we want our country to be better but because we are educated and literate also.Nice write up.

Crystal said...

The bible says pray for those in authority rather than complain...etcetera, good write up and true talk.

I was on a bus to Lagos Island one day and the passengers in that vehicle soo mentioned the president's name that I thought out loud "if for everytime GEJ was mentioned, he got N1, in just one day, he wud be a multi millionaire".
Lol @ As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance routine and bent down and began to defecate. Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey watch?”

Anonymous said...

Linda I still wonder why you post this retards opinions on your blog! What about the corrupt politicians??? GEJ has pardoned a lot of them instead of jailing them! Corruption and insecurity, he hasn't tackled...I can go on and on listing the not so good things about Jonathans's administration of which we all know about!! And hey, Jonathan signed up for all of this before becoming president, its his responsibility, so he shouldn't come crying to we Nigerians.. I expected this nicompoop to criticize PGEJ in a constructive way instead of Kissing his Ass
SMH! Very useless article!!!

Anonymous said...

Linda I still wonder why you post this retards opinions on your blog! What about the corrupt politicians??? GEJ has pardoned a lot of them instead of jailing them! Corruption and insecurity, he hasn't tackled...I can go on and on listing the not so good things about Jonathans's administration of which we all know about!! And hey, Jonathan signed up for all of this before becoming president, its his responsibility, so he shouldn't come crying to we Nigerians.. I expected this nicompoop to criticize PGEJ in a constructive way instead of Kissing his Ass
SMH! Very useless article!!!

smile george said...

I couldn't hold back my tears while reading this... nothing But plain truth

okiki dolapo said...

Etcetera really has s name that fits him.... he has extra and a lot more to say



Dollynkikky

Anonymous said...

Linda I still wonder why you post this retards opinions on your blog! What about the corrupt politicians??? GEJ has pardoned a lot of them instead of jailing them! Corruption and insecurity, he hasn't tackled...I can go on and on listing the not so good things about Jonathans's administration of which we all know about!! And hey, Jonathan signed up for all of this before becoming president, its his responsibility, so he shouldn't come crying to we Nigerians.. I expected this nicompoop to criticize PGEJ in a constructive way instead of Kissing his Ass
SMH! Very useless article!!!

Crystal said...

The bible says pray for those in authority rather than complain...etcetera, good write up and true talk.

I was on a bus to Lagos Island one day and the passengers in that vehicle soo mentioned the president's name that I thought out loud "if for everytime GEJ was mentioned, he got N1, in just one day, he wud be a multi millionaire".
Lol @ As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance routine and bent down and began to defecate. Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey watch?”

Akpobo Peter said...

i dont really like this dude but he just said it all......uncle G dey try

Loveth Best said...

True Talk

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Buhari for president.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Crystal said...

The bible says pray for those in authority rather than complain...etcetera, good write up and true talk.

I was on a bus to Lagos Island one day and the passengers in that vehicle soo mentioned the president's name that I thought out loud "if for everytime GEJ was mentioned, he got N1, in just one day, he wud be a multi millionaire".
Lol @ As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance routine and bent down and began to defecate. Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey watch?”

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.😂

damba israel said...

Lolllll
Dis is one of d best tin I have read in dis blog
Linda I will blame Jonathan if u dnt post my comment

Miller said...

This is by far the best article I've read in a while concerning Nigeria. Thank you Etcetra. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Yes take a serious issue and make it frivolous, yes do that why don't you Etcetera. That's how you get votes for your candidate. Seriously who blames the president for soup melting on their counter top, I know that was an attempt at being smart but you failed woefully. It wasn't intelligent, it wasn't smart.

What most serious minded people blame the president for is the insecurity in the country, the state of the country, the unemployment rate, corruption, etc. Please where are the missing girls or we should just forget about that because it wasn't Jonathan that kidnapped them. Please if you don't know the duties and the huge responsibility that comes with being the president of a country keep quiet.

Obama inherited a horrible economy, a couple of months later that bad economy was his. People didn't care to know that this was caused by years of bad decision making. All people cared about was, he's the current president so he needed to fix it.

So please let's stop this whining about being the most criticized president in the world, he's not even close. Nigerians are actually very forgiving people. The things that happen on a daily basis in Nigeria can't happen anywhere else, they'll have demanded his head a long time ago

Loveth Best said...

True Talkl

Miller said...

This is by far the best article I've read in a while concerning Nigeria. Thank you Etcetra. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Etcetra, igbugo madu....Funny yu..

MB.C. DORIS said...

"Let the pastors stop praying for corrupt politicians and tell them to their faces to stop stealing public funds." Religion has blinded our nation and taken away our spirit of discernment.

Anonymous said...

Simple. I was very netural about this guy till I read this article. This is exactly my take and it surprises me a great deal, you are shoutin corruption and u pay ur lecturer to pass a course why not read? U are into yahoo you cheat and even support wicked politicians for selfish gain. Enough of our blame game and lazy attitude. If APC means change why not give us a better and younger candidate, must it be a Buhari who will be 80 at the peak of his tenure if he wins? what happened to people like fashola? Why not his likes? I already see and feel change even though gradual with good luck, all he needs is our cooperation and support. If we truely want change let support this on going change, otherwise let the blame game continue.

Anonymous said...

trust me, even in a democratic state, we can still be liberal and disciplined. Im totally against GEJ because he just lacks the willpower to keep his people at bay.

Do you know as the GCOFR, the prez can inspire these soldiers so much that they'd be willing to die for their country. All GEJ is interested in anyway is his 3rd term bid. So I blame him for EVERY DAMN THING going wrong. Our IMAGE, POOR IDEAS, KILLINGS, MUTINY, CORRUPTION, OPPRESSION OF THE POOR, HIKE IN PRICES..endless.

THE TRUTH said...

Etcetera pls shut your gutter mouth. They really say your courier is over si You looking for Relevance by any means. So Sorry That your courier is over and am sure it is because of This same stupid way of reasoning That killed your courier.

Samuel O Ogunyemi said...

Hilarious

Shina Shine said...

This guy is right but also Mr president decide not to take accurate decision in some aspect.
for example, I never expect him to terminate/ wipe out the entire Boko haram members at once but I expect him to curb & brought their action to low level in which boko haram power & operation won't have great effect within the society



#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

UK GLOBAL ONLINEVFINANCIAL ADVISERS said...

GEJ was expected to provide leadership and design policies for the good governance of the nation. The extent to which he had avhieved about 30% of this is subject to debate. GEJ has performed in some areas but you do not expect to have the likes of Dr Adesina, Okonjo Iweala et al without some measure of progress.These little achievements have been overshadowed by the speculated diversion of funds at the NNPC. Subsidy excesses and corruption is at its uppermost under GEJ, at least he confirmed that stealing is not corruption.The Governors you are highlighting are reflecting perfectly what their leadervis doingvin their states, after buying N9billion worth of stoves for rural women South Africa.

Emmanuel Apalowo said...

If a football team stops winning matches maybe cos some players are defiant, wouldn't follow instructions, come late to training and so on, the coach gets kicked off the football club over time. Yes the coach is not totally at fault but he get sacked simply cos he is not able to influence the team positively. And in most cases (if not all), the clubs always get it right. They bring in new coach and the team start winning matches, players start behaving orderly and such.

Now, Jonathan is the coach; the team players, Nigerians; the club, Nigeria. Therefore, just as the club won't blame the defiance of the players (or even the sporting director for not buying the right players) but rather the coach, so do we not blame Nigerians for the failure of the country but rather the president for not being influential enough to effect change in attitude and mentality.

And just like the football clubs, we will continue to sack coaches till we find the right one that will bring us back (if ever was) to our winning ways!

jbankzE said...

I nva liked ds guy bt wif dis piece,I Love em.... Evrybodi keep blamin d poor man fr nofin. Cos is nt yoruba or hausa,stupid pple. Jonathan will rule 2015 den anoda niger delta son will take ova,so y'all shuld keep blaming.

~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~

ogeee said...

Too long oooo

Emmanuel Apalowo said...

Hahahaha at "Wizkid’s last album."

Olajide Olushola said...

Dear Linda, why does it take ages before the comments appear. Please do something about this

Elgiver James said...

Wizkid's last album...LMAO........ U just made it clear..... GEJ is d best president we ve had..... Dunno y we blame him so much for everything that has happened and yet to happen..... Forgetting there are hoodlums out there... Pls lets try and do things right....... Buhari made it plain dat he will make GEJ'S seat ungovernable....

Anonymous said...

This guy is a brilliant writer!

SUNNYben said...

I'm beginning to like this guy. His sense of humour is amazing. He speaks nothing but the truth.

Anonymous said...

He (etlacasera) wants to hit jackpot. He wan chop tax too and threw in that last word on wizkid's album for this trashy talk to become controversial.

Hiss.

chibaby chidiogo said...

True talk...I agree with him

Richard Afon Yinkå Ray said...

Ok

OJAI baby said...

Ojai says" really nice talk. They will kill this man for us ooo. Will never let him be. Putting blames on every little thing to the president. Whch one concern presido and bar beach, what's the governor doing? Rolf @ no be una Shit there, una see goodluck shit?

chibaby chidiogo said...

True talk...I agree with him

Dr Odama. said...

This guy is damn good. Lol @ Wizkid last album. No worry, Wizkid go reply you.

OJAI baby said...

Ojai says" really nice talk. They will kill this man for us ooo. Will never let him be. Putting blames on every little thing to the president. Whch one concern presido and bar beach, what's the governor doing? Rolf @ no be una Shit there, una see goodluck shit?

chibaby chidiogo said...

True talk...I agree with him

Funmilayo Francis said...

This guy is sooooo on point.....we Nigerians need to start taking responsibility for our own actions.

Anonymous said...

Shut up! Hungry sycophant!

Anonymous said...

So on point!!! True story

Anonymous said...

He's d best democratically elected president of Nigeria so far. From his achievements . he only inherited all these crisis... God bless Nigeria.

gracie offor said...

For once someone is defending our president.

Others condemn him whether he's right or not.

You do well jare

Anonymous said...

Before GEJ leaves when biko? cant wait.

Chudi said...

Wonderful writeup.my president GEJ has suffered cos he doesn't seem to be a micro manager.he belives and places so much trust in people he apointed and at the end most of them dissapoint not only him but Nigerians in general. Nigerians are born "blame traders" and blaming GEJ is nothing personal just business

Anonymous said...

Ah ah Madam Ikeji how much did collect from GEJ people this time again?? He may not be blame for all the ills of Naija but just so u know Nigerians know GEJ is fully involved in this Bokoharam issue.

Anonymous said...

Lol... spot on! am beginning 2 fall in luv with dis guy. He dares 2 say d bitter-truth.

Anonymous said...

Blood of Isaac!! Maybe while we are playing the "blame" game, why don't we blame Goodluck for my loosing a "blinking" contest. Hehehe

Andrew Nenuwa said...

Same thing I was telling my colleagues some days ago, change starts with You. Some Nigerians need serious orientation else we'll just keep apportioning blames instead of tackling issues at hand..You should see where some people actually argues and point fingers without facts. Just hearsay. When pushes come to shoves, those finger pointing will still be d ones guilty of their accusations. Once more, let's start doing the right thing and collectively, things will get better.

rufus said...

and i sure do agree with you sir. Under you, we got the best GDP this year, and me believing that you'll sure be the most praised president is sure. Goodluck to you, Sir.

Olamilekan Yusuph said...

In summary....PDP has failed us since #1999. From Federal to state.

grace alexander said...

He has a point

Amadi chikezie said...

nice writeup God help Gej actualize his dreams of a beta Nigeria.

Bibee Sterling said...

Lmfaoooo @wizkid's last album :-)

Chidinma Grace said...

Mehn u hit d nail on d head. Dis Is d only sensible article I av read in weeks now. Gej. Gej Gej, he is just one man. What abt u n i? Nigeria will bbe good if u n I makes it good by obeying all d do's n dont's in dis country. He who av ear, let dem hear

Anonymous said...

See the IDIOT o! How much money did Reno give you? Tell us the Truth? Dumbo JONATHAN is the CHIEF DELEGATOR and SUPERVISOR IN CHIEF for the NATION so THE BUCK and the BLAMES STOPS WITH HIM. If his watch, looks like SHIT and SMELLS like SHIT, THEN HIS TENURE AND ADMINISTRATION is FULL HEAP of PURE GRADE MANURE!!!

Kevin Mbanusi said...

this etc guy is just jobless wahlahi...

Anonymous said...

This talk is not for me. cant read much too long. jacksoninem@yahoo.com

mike mykels said...

All of a sudden GEJ becomes the cause of all the problems in the country and GMB becomes the solution that our so called country needs. Open your eyes people

Anonymous said...

Honestly speaking this is the second writeup by this guy that am seeing sense... kudos when u stop playing your part as a citizen of this country you have failed not just ur family but also your country at large a better you will bring a better nigeria why blame it all on the president yes he needs to do more but a lot was damaged bfor he bcame the president it's a gradual process and decisions are not easily made I hope we all realise and stop making our stupidity speak for us

Inside Out said...

Help me tell them my bro

Martins .O. Adepoju said...

I see someone is looking to make more money during this election period.. you can tell that to the illiterates.. I know for a fact that everything rises and falls on leadership.. through carefully thought out laws and excellent monitoring and control techniques, things would've been pretty much better.

Papi Chulo said...

Lmao @ "and Wizkid’s last album".

Maximum Grade said...

Well said

Anonymous said...

God bless man. Even bonario that his father cld not put food on thire table blames GEJ. IDIOT

nSI CAn said...

hahaha..nice one etcetera, Point is..when u point ur finger at 'someone..don't forget 3 fingers are pointing at u"...while, u keep ranting and blamin..odas are utilizing opportunities and makin exploits!..

diamond berry said...

This guy just made my day bcos I am so LMAO, truth be told change starts with us.

Okenol said...

Lol
Etcetera choi
But this is the truth
We all blame jona so much

Akp Prain said...

Some respect for our president

Cynthia tasha said...

pure fact.....d will also blame Jonathan for not winning in Linda's blog

Amadi chikezie said...

nice writeup God help Gej actualize his dreams of a beta Nigeria pardon dem jarwe i see u Gej.

Elias Michael said...

My Conclusion, Etcetera get Mechanical fault. Is he trying to campaign for jona ni?

desmond dennis said...

I won't agree totally with this write up but I think he's right in many aspects.

desmond dennis said...

I won't agree totally with this write up but I think he's right in many aspects.

kenitola said...

this guy sha.the last paragraph makes me laugh real hard

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

I agree with his write up. He shouldn't be blamed for everything likewise blaming the past leaders when he is in a position to impact positive and lasting change in piloting the affairs of the country.

Unemployment, security, basic amenities is enough to lay a foundation if quantified as money.
The stage we are is like clearing the field, molding block due to poor decision making and oppositions.

Anonymous said...

Etcetera is such a foolish person. I tot he is learned. Imagine that? Now I see what d fool is aiming at - favor from d corrupts jona government where everything is possible. U jst nailed urself fool

mcFloil selowo said...

They just too long. Even though I do enjoy a good read.


....THE ARCHITECT....

So-Suss Global Ltd said...

He has a very good points....

The Nigerians are the problems to Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

Like it or not, the president is responsible for the state of the nation. Is this write up to say his tank is empty so he hires Etc to absolve him of his failures? A president isn't a figure head. He is omnipotent capable of affecting every aspect of citizen life for better or worse. Rwanda's Paul Kagame runs his country like that. GEJ should take a cue.

manny said...

I always ask pipo to tell me d last time nigeria had a sitting president they liked. We called Yaradua mr go slow till he slowly passed away. We all prayed for abacha to die n when he finally did we nw miss him. We even miss abasanjo nw. Funny nigerians. 2 yrs after jonathan am sure we all gonna miss him. We'll remember as d man dat respected rule of law like yaradua. Dat never harrassed pipo wit efcc. Election is no longer a do or die. Pdp zoned speakership to south west but acn a mainly south west oposition party teamed up wit oda oposition parties to install a northerner. Jonathan did not fight it. Would they have tried dat under obasanjo. D sound of boko haram bomb has drowned out d sounds of his acheivements. I said if d oposition cant give us a better candidate like Donald Duke, Fashola or El Rufai as president then i'll stick wit jona. U tink fighting corruption as a military head of state is same during democracy where rule of law must prevail. When all d looters will use d billions they stole to hire smart lawyers to free them. Theres just so much we dont knw but its easy to blame one man cos he's d president. Funny nigerians.

Anonymous said...

After a failed music career and silly attack on successful celebrity now he is looking for favor from where everything is possible - jona side. I know he is going to sign u if his aides read this article. Jona is signing politicians now like real Madrid sing footballers

Anonymous said...

After a failed music career and silly attack on successful celebrity now he is looking for favor from where everything is possible - jona side. I know he is going to sign u if his aides read this article. Jona is signing politicians now like real Madrid sing footballers

Anonymous said...

All what you wrote about can be corrected if there is good policy in place such as War Against Indiscipline. If the gov has provided steady light your soup will not sour. The missing $20 b dollars or whatever could have been used to buy diapers for low income families and their babies will never urinate in the chair. yes we must blame the government because we are wiser now. is no longer business as usual.

Anonymous said...

Please go and read the book Leadership..it is the responsibility of the leaders to act when issues are going wrong and make effort to correct them. Unfortunately, GEJ is not acting or has refused to act and everybody working for him are acting with impunity. The past leaders also shared part of the blames and no nigerians spared them and keeping on referring to their regimes and history will always judge every leader. That does not means that if those past leader destroyed economy and GEJ should continue with destruction or what, this is democracy if GEJ knows that he can not handle his ministers with firms hands and disciplinary action than there is no need for him to continue in power therefore let us try a man we have known with disciplinary action and integrity to fight corruption or reduce level of impunity in the society. please let us think on how to fix Nigeria and it is the duty of everybody with a good leader that will give direction and sample

Notocluelessgov said...

If he doesn't want to be blamed, he should go back to his water ridden village and be their champion there. And you cetera or what do you call yourself should not forget to follow him, two clueless fellas.

Anonymous said...

So Jonathan can't even come on TV and welcome Nigeria into this harmattan period eh? This government has failed us o,

Anonymous said...

hahaha @ drake skeeping wit evryone's chick

AKINDIOSE said...

Linda, What's with u nd this parrot that calls himself etcetera

Anonymous said...

lol, kim k nude pics lollz

chidubem odinweruka said...

lol...wizzzzzzzzzzkidsss albun noni

ary said...

GEJ no dey pity himself, unless he has a rabbit up his sleeve, I don't see anybody praising him and aside from the fact he is Christian and 'Igbo', he wouldn't exactly popular

Anonymous said...

hahaha i blame him for my boyfrnd's inability to satisfy me..

Frank C Ben said...

Honestly those blaming GEJ for everything wrong in their lives are mischievous and enemies of Nigeria

Wale Saranda said...

Sarcasm

Eddy v king said...

4 once I agree with him. Change needs to start from u and me.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha.. blame him that married men hv becme sooo promiscus nd cheat 4 africa..

chinedu daniel said...

Lol, love the ending part man.. Tell them abeg, naija and there blame game's.. it never seize to amuse me.

amaka said...

ds guy. anyway therr is plenty sense in wot he said o. hw come even baba iyabo is blaming Gej? baba that cldnt repair ore road. hmmm

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