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Friday, 19 December 2014

LIB reader needs answers...lol

Some people don't have work at all...lol. Can anyone explain it...?

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okonkwo chinwe said...

Linda u can explain well for us.

Sylvia said...

una president dey do photoshoot 4 una....its all staged

Cute G said...

Yawns!!!

Sylvia said...

una president dey do photoshoot 4 una....its all staged

udofia iniodu said...

Photoshop made easy

Gift Lawrence said...

lolz, this is seriousooo. day one with cap, day two without cap and day 3 which is collection on suit. i no fit laughoooo. GEJ even look confused on the first day

segun said...

lol.... interesting and funny

theresa urateh said...

Hehe
*smiles*

mashmir entertainment said...

lol jona jona

remsco remmex said...

Kk seen

peters deborah said...

LMAO! very funny but true...mzpeters4001@gmail.com

Web Issues said...

Day 1: Enrolment, dressed in a native
Day 2: Slip shows him in native
Day 3: Specimen ID card, showing him in a suit.

ROTLF, Eagled air Nigerians.

Ogechi@ afakos@yahoo.com said...

People should let Jonathan be for God's sake.

Web Issues said...

Day 1: Enrolment, dressed in a native
Day 2: Slip shows him in native
Day 3: Specimen ID card, showing him in a suit.

ROTLF, Eagled air Nigerians.

Julius Akhigbe said...

Linda u too no have work mumu

OLURONKE IDOWU said...

Lol , na hin passport dey use joor. Stupid people

Anonymous said...

Our president isn't loyal. Hahaha

AKIN KUNLE said...

its shows how is administration look like

remsco remmex said...

Babe Linda, dis man himself na Misscall. Let alone his followers.

Anonymous said...

Lolz. I cant stop laffing o



























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Karlsson said...

It's not a big deal since its still d same person. D person asking should pls go n find some other thing to do abeg. Ubanagum

Vicky Darl said...

Lol

remsco remmex said...

Persn go snap pix with Black cloth na white de print am out.

k.c said...

Lol... it's strange. hmmm nija and dem politics and ticians eh?
comment from ENN1(Ezigbo Nwaafor Nkwerre1)

Austine ihechukwu said...

Hahahahahaha, I no fit shout ooo, cnt stop laffn, , well! That's naija 4 u, eze na aghori ndi ona chi, is jst like in nollywood movies, whr some1 will b shot on the leg and he appears in the next scene wearing bandage in the head

Patience George said...

Hahahaha
Naija for life!


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olivegrey said...

Lol

Oskirin said...

omo,ds 1 na pdp o.hw person go snap wit native, una cum giv am card wey he wear suit pics? dt's naija 4 una....

INK_HER said...

Am confused too lemme chill for my Oga's at the too* sips Orijin

Anonymous said...

Not the same cloth Mr President wore when he went for registration and documentation appeared in his final NIMC card. From Native to Suit

darefunflick@yahoo.com

OTTA sly chukwuebuka said...

choi, Naija too much joor.

Ruth Iriri said...

Haha..yh explanation is seriously needed

OTTA sly chukwuebuka said...

choi, Naija too much joor.

Shina Shine said...

Lol


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Zenki Moye Brown said...

LOLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...OUR DEAR PRESIDENT.....ITSOBVIOUS NIGERIANS RE TIRED OF U.......

Yomi Ogun said...

Very simple....our dear president registered twice....beginning of rigging

Anonymous said...

Y showing suit wear instead of d senator wear?

anthonia biks said...

Maybe he dropped a passport na,na by force to snap?

Ogbewe Godfrey said...

Some people don't have work is becouse they lazy,

Anonymous said...

Fool... the real ID couldnt have been that large.

Zenki Moye Brown said...

GIVE IT TIME LINDA.......DOYIN, ABATI RENO WILL SOON COME UP WITH AN EXPLANATION

Abisoye Quadri said...

This Issue doesn't matter at all but People around GEJ are not Smart.

Dudumide said...

Hahahahah. lolzz. Na backyard arrangement nah, Linda, u go fear nah

Chukwuma Njoku said...

What this pictures denotes is that the passport in the card does not correlate with the dressing he put on when he was registering. Instead the passport photograph is an old picture of Johnathan.

lord flacko said...

Pdp did what they know how to do best. Rig their elections. No wonder there was no other aspirant

Anonymous said...

Maybe he had a passport on his phone then he Bluetooth it to them. There's no conspiracy going on here baba Jonah just want fine pishure

Ted. said...

Lol! Linda waiting for your own explanation o.

remsco remmex said...

D man na misscall joo.

Anonymous said...

Its just a way to let everyone know the actual process I guess. Usually a dummy card would have been prepared just for media propaganda. I can bet that another cad would be issued to him which would be the real deal(biometrics included and all).

Anonymous said...

mbamrose@gmail.com pls pick me among the remaining two. God bless you

Anonymous said...

OMG! see our president. SMH. This guy is a loser

remsco remmex said...

Lolz funny man wey break Guiness book. GEJ

christie benjamin said...

Lmao.....I can't wait to read people's explanations....Our president we see you o.

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okiki dolapo said...

Its a prototype... the outfit in the third pix is d same with the one he wore in the other two pictures. And its not pix they use.. its passport



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Adeniyi Adeyinka said...

Naija i hail thee....lol

remsco remmex said...

Mayb him jst go register fr computer skull newly.


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Richard Afon Yinkå Ray said...

Disloyal leader. Lolx

Anonymous said...

Some people are so observant. kabysus@yahoo.com

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Hehehehehe so true he wore traditional on the day of enrollment,how come the card came with a pic of him on suit.
Goes to show the more you look, the less you see strategy of our government.
They are not even good at it.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Anonymous said...

Some Nigerians can be so dum and u Linda so stupid as well to put that up,the I'd didn't ve to be made that day..reason why they keep playing d fool with u lots cuz they no u don't be brains .lmfaooooo Linda be feeling intelligent like a cid.

Chidinma Eze said...

Make una leave oga Jona, hez de numbeer one Citizen...lol

remsco remmex said...

Wayo ppl. All na story fr the God we de hear alwez

Adedapo Adewara said...

Nigerians are always fooled.
There's no transparency in this govt

jamea udosen said...

This is naija, don't ask questions

@MEETDREALEVANS said...

Just imaging...

Jonadaft said...

It goes to show this Jonadaft is a fraud and he is not good at putting his acts together...there are lots of loose ends in his game...he can't possibly lead a nation when he goofs a lot...Only retarded people will vote for this man.

Oladimeji said...

Buhahahah! Propaganda. Smiles.

Olakunle Olaniyi said...

lool.. yeye pple they think they can fool us... O_0

cross val said...

gbese... dats naija for u

ebonyz... said...

LMAO!!! Good observation though.... Jonah, explain oh

Anonymous said...

yes ooh,please some body explain how is that possible

Sweet Mary ...@mzz_mary1 said...

Confused nation

Eddy v king said...

Hehehe. D cloth is different. Some people get time shall.

diamond berry said...

Anything is possible in 9ja
Linda broke my heart

Eugenia Ekeji said...

I think what Oga Jona showed us there was just a demonstration or the process of how to get the PVC. Make una free am.

Jasmine Banks said...

All this bloody buharist .... wen jonathan wins u can hide ur face in shame.... anytin to slander his name. NIGERIANS should learn from Pakistan. Do u tink because he has a pastor as v.p he will repent from his boko ways. Do u hear of sambo doing anytin....d v.pis just d figure head.gullible nation. If buhari knows hes not a b.h supporter let him publicly condem them....#a greater nigeria

Anonymous said...

Hahaha....nice one

Anonymous said...

Nigeria we hail thee different picture frm capturing to wen receiving d card

Ada said...

hahahaha....help me ask them ooo

faith albert said...

Don't need any explanation

BLE BLE said...

Hahaha Linda, what a confused government. He is just photogenic or perhaps phototransformer

Babatunde Lawrence said...

Who are they deceiving? anyway i still dey laugh dey go.

Anonymous said...

lol! His voters card cant obviously be dat big, and GEJ's favourite pics as decided by the printing company is the one he is on suit......guess that explains better....GEJ 2015

@jennysuccess said...

No clue dear.

lilyswt okafor said...

Joblessness

Junenior said...

Lol... Maybe he brought a passport na... Or maybe d man close to him borrow him his suit to take passport... Lol

Oluchi Lambert said...

Waiting for comments too lol

tony johnbosco said...

Idiots always cursing gej

Anonymous said...

Hater shld gi ahead and hate. Jona all de way till 2019. God bless Mr president. God bless nigeria. oneandonlynwa@gmail.com

Juliet Godwin said...

Lol...lwkm

Linda said...

Are they blind.?

Jumoke - jummymat@yahoo.com said...

It is a valid observation Linda. the explanation is simple - the ID is a sham. How do you explain taking a biometric snap shot dressed in native attire and the picture comes out on the card as dressed in suit?

Believe Paul said...

people are no longer ignoramus anymore... eye opens all men them.... hahahahahahah

Paris Mathew said...

U self most u post anything u see

Inside Out said...

I don't understand

Bakare Motunrayo said...

If only we can be this sensitive in other aspects. Nice one.

Bokunor said...

Change of dressing

blessyn Awobifa said...

LMAO

Favour said...

before nko, these are the things we as youth should do to checkmate the excesses of government. so the person who sent it has work!

Mz Naija said...

Hahahahahaha.....no comment abeg..Choi #People# #ROTFL#

joedove said...

Seek God's face Mr president

mlog oghale said...

the more u see, d less una understand, HE'S THE PRESIDENT! abrakadabra

Lauhrex Akins said...

The picture of the cloth he wore on the day of enrolment is different from the picture on the card,but I think the picture depend on the passport he submit!

lami said...

We have better things to worry about. As long as it is his face that is on the identity card, that's alll that matter.

Anonymous said...

If you don't understand why then you are a VILLAGE BUSH MAN. This is computer age you can edit, cut and paste. Besides he is a special person.

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BONARIO's fan 'finest' said...

Lol all dis analysis?face urr work nigga

omo jasmine said...

Nonsense!

yemi ijeoma said...

Hahaha! Linda there is God oo

folakemi atinuke said...

Lolzzzzzzz.... D machine has anoda pix of d presidooo

ary said...

LMAO!!! Them dey run scam, but I suppose since that is a dummy, it is just a mock up not the real ID card! You wouldn't want him revealing sensitive info would you?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he registered twice.

Beyonce Carter said...

OMG lol. People are wicked sha

Anonymous said...

LOL.. This is hilarious!!!!!!!

Shirley Shalokpe said...

Lol he saw d wayo

Iphy said...

Whoever that sent this should be ashamed of how ignorant he or she is!!! Please one can do I.d card with an all ready taken picture called passport photo....

Angie Cape said...

You follow am enter enrollment office??..
He probably changed in the office to take a pic. Lol

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Anonymous said...

This Is a good example to show how naive the Nigerian masses are. how they would believe anytin, it also shows how our leaders do very little to cover up their shit. sadly this is d country I live in. Obviously theregistration didnt count if they had time they had printed that shit out with dat his pic and the rest was jst playing for the cameras. rubbsih

Sunmola Oluwatosin said...

Wonder shall never end..dressing code native nd id photo english dress..Nigeria will never change disgracing me..

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Anonymous said...

This Is a good example to show how naive the Nigerian masses are. how they would believe anytin, it also shows how our leaders do very little to cover up their shit. sadly this is d country I live in. Obviously the registration didnt count if they had time they had printed that shit out with dat his pic and the rest was jst playing for the cameras. rubbsih

Anonymous said...

Lmao.... Jacques

joedove said...

seek God's face our dear president

Divine Mydivine said...

I don't see it like that, these are d little little details we ignore in our day to day affairs in dis country which has being giving rooms to fraud.

Anonymous said...

The explanation is Corruption. The picture taken was just for formality. The one on the card is the corner corner way.Abi na only you waka come?

Kenny Tola said...

you go fear now...only in naija

obinna obinna said...

looolz. Naija na waa oooo. Linda please explain it for us oooooo

Wil iam said...

Mago Mago... That's how they steal our money

exthar said...

lol....people deceiving people

danizconcept said...

The oversized card is not his actual card... it a a graphical representation done by the graphic designer. His actual card with numbers will never be put on display for the public to see

Anonymous said...

Linda nobody will carry a big card and move Around.. d real one will b d clothes he wore... d suit he is wearing is just for d purpose of this card u are seein

femi omotilewa said...

lol, anything happens in Nigeria...

shugarr shugarr said...

chai!!! all na wash. was wearing native for reg nd suit on d main id card. DIARIS GOD OO

Okezie Okezie said...

the card on display is a PROTOTYPE it is not the actual card! one cannot register and get the permanent card instantly. but all na dem dem! wash wash!

KAYODE TRINITY said...

That is where rigging starts from.

Vikkyj said...

Na Mr president abeg what's there to explain

Anonymous said...

its only in nigeria sometin like dis can happen. mtcheewwww! jacksoninem@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Anything can happen in Nigeria, he probably went there with the "suit" in his suitcase. Lwkmd

joe dove said...

imagine 3 different pictures. Mr president wore a traditional on the day of enrolment and what finally comes out on the card is his picture dressed in suit...Naija

Eberechi Maryann said...

Dnt mind them ndi ara..
This national ID card dt takes years b4 u get urs

Mama said...

Stop making mountains out of a molehill and use your common sense sometimes..... The card was obviously not printed on the day of enrollement so how is that a big deal? They must have done it prior to that to present to him... Pls not everything should be sensationalised...

Lammy Adesh said...

mayb he has done d id card months after d "public" registration....oga gan

Josh Jones said...

Bullshit, thought we are fools, different cloth on day of enrollment and different cloth on card. Maybe GEJ Is a magician

laura Ugeh said...

lmao, naija! lauraugeh@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

When Linda Ikeji allows ignorant people send ignorant post like this one. Those that card look like what was printed right there? The man went to commission the project, they had a huge sample of the card printed before the event to show what the final product looks like. Have you ever seen a huge sample of a cheque sleeve presented to winners of reality shows or events? If you really believe that is what they take to bank then you are dumb. Na wa o!

laura Ugeh said...

lmao naija! lauraugeh@gmail.com

Janet owonifari said...

Anything is possible in Naija

God bless me this yuletide season

ifeanyi nk said...

The person asking the question is obviously dumb and jobless , the 3rd pix with the enlarge card is for promotion, so dumb ad like him would go and get his voters card just like the president did, he should as well question those very big enlarged check they issue to winners of a competition or beauty pageant smh, ignorant is really a disease

onyekachi cyril said...

hehehe na so corruption be for this country oo.. even GEJ is a culprit

IG: @kachiezy

joe said...

lool...he's wearing a suit in the passport and a native on ground

Henry Eze said...

This what happens when u have not eating for days....u start asking why d English alphabets has to end with "Z"

Uchenna Okonkwo said...

Dat's how we roll in naija.

Iyanuoluwa Grace said...

Dat Nigeria 4 u

Anonymous said...

Its simple logic na, the enlarged one on display is a prototype of what the card looks like. some people are just daft.Its just a sample bikonu,na wa oh.

Marcel Duplexis said...

I guess it's a super duper machine that has. "Western or Native " dress mode

Slim Yeancah said...

It's a copy and paste picture. lol his picture must have been transported from somewhere else to be pasted on the national voter's card. Naija! sha! What you see is not what you get.

Anonymous said...

WTH! it is safe to say INEC caN also be manipulated in forthcoming election..."There is God oo"
--SOD--

obietrezy said...

The person has a point...

Muhammad Saleh said...

May be the first attempt on that first day failed. He had to try again which he went with different clothes. MAY BE....lol.

LUCKY.

Cynthia tasha said...

weird.... maybe d used his passport... lol

Terry Esoke said...

Nice discovery

Anonymous said...

WTH! It is safe to say INEC can also be manipulated in forthcoming election..."There's is God oo"

Onyiba Charles said...

I can relate. Not same day

Chinenye Lorreta said...

Hehehehe

Crystal said...

Lol

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

My dear, if u ask me, na who i go ask?

Anonymous said...

Una be fools? Clear transformation agenda happening before your eyes T.K FROM J

Anonymous said...

Linda sometimes ur post are always senseless. Wat do u want to achieve in this rubbish u just posted. The Cam coder on the lap is to snap, so wat if therrz no cam coder on the lap the next alternative is to drop ur passport. Thatz wat happened in this case. Ur post sometimes are baseless and not neccessary
if u nuh get gist go MIA

Anonymous said...

He obviously went with a passport... World pipo won't kill me

Anonymous said...

the photo on the card he is holding up is not the exact card he has with him, that is just a demonstration. So i hope its clear now? plus i have seen the his card and it bears a different photo.

Dauda Aliu said...

Question for the Gods
Confusing though





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Mike said...

I can explain it: The picture in 3 is about a totally different card "NIMC" from what 1 and 2 are talking about...somebody is trying be funny

Olufunto Adeboye said...

Dear confused LIB reader, after taking pictures, the clothes suddenly change to whatever you want it to be.
Don't be confused, it happens all the time. LOL

MISS WORLD said...

make i explain am

JENNY NKEM said...

Lol funny oyaa bonario nnags explain!!!! JC

Anonymous said...

U're 2smart 2b dis dumb @Linda, he used a passport.

May-may said...

Lol... The passport on the card is different from what it was supposed to be which is he wearing the trad

Anonymous said...

Omooooo....very suspicious suntin ooo

Anthony Abbruzzese said...

This is the sample of the stupidity of our leaders. I have seen it before and i was thinking of addressing the stupid corruption our so called leaders doing before LIB upload the notification....Thank you LIB for sharing this follishness. What a shameful act of a whole NO1 citizen of Nigeria....Foolish people

Anonymous said...

just a sample of wat d real one will luk like....
Terrynkem@yahoo.com

james isaac udoh said...

Linda na true o ! different dress code.

Em said...

the card he is holding is a sample,not the real thing...y didnt u ask if dats how big our national id will be??smh

emails2mona said...

P D P

Oliver Nwauju said...

Simple, he is the president remember? every ministry has got his best photos on file therefore all they did was to copy the approved picture from file and used it on his ID

Anonymous said...

Chai dis is not stealing but this is d real corruption.

David Sule said...

Double registration lol

Yomi Ibironke said...

There's magic panel inside the machine that changes your cloth to preferred pattern....lol

Yakubu Rahima said...

Can anything ever go right with this government?

bolanle kool said...

MAKES NO SENSE

adeboye adedayo said...

Looool!!!! Linda u bad

Priscilla said...

Very certain Okupe and Dokubo will have some grammatical expression to our viewing.......mtchew!!!

Ngozi Itodo said...

wayowayo presido and his crew... God don ctch you.

#TeamBuhari

Engee said so...

Chris Nwogu said...

So Linda what are see,which one is ur own

Chris Nwogu said...

So Linda what are see,which one is ur own

gbemsco said...

Hehehehe.....no comment

Chris Nwogu said...

So Linda what are see,which one is ur own

Chris Nwogu said...

So Linda what are see,which one is ur own

sarah akhidenor said...

Lol been that he is the presido he has a lota pictures

faith agu said...

Lol,linda u get sharp sharp eyes oooo

GALORE said...

Hahaa....na suit Oga Jonah wear so ooo

Abeg make una face una work ooo



@Galore

Ishaq Abu said...

all na wash...breeze don blow we don see una yansh...heheh/ kunumi23@gmail.com

damsel lohi said...

lol so funny,photo shopping.

Misss indomie says so.

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