A man who changed his signature to a drawing of a penis "for a laugh" has lost a five-year battle with Australian authorities for it to be recognised.
Jared Hyams scrawled the eyebrow-raising moniker at the bottom of a form for the Australian Electoral Commission as a joke.But he had no idea it would land him in a five-year legal battle with various authorities to accept it as a signature.
He said:
"I thought it would be a laugh; they would approve it and next year I would sign something different. "But when I did this signature all of a sudden the shit hit the fan. I was receiving letters and phone calls telling me I couldn't have it. I thought, that's interesting, why not?"So the 33-year-old Melbourne man did what anyone would do - he signed up to study for a law degree, determined to take on the Australian government.
He 'adopted' the phallic symbol as his own signature and used it to successfully applied for an licence to drive in Victoria, a government proof of age card, a health care card and various student cards.
The joker even opened a bank account bearing his newfound tag.
But some agencies didn't share his sense of humour - VicRoads, who process licences for drivers, initially rejected his signature.
Jared fought his case twice, but both times were thrown out by a magistrate. The scrawl only appear on his licence when it 'slipped through the net'.
The Department of Trade and Foreign Affairs refused him a passport bearing the symbol and warned it "could constitute sexual harassment" of staff.
And the Department of Justice rejected his application for a Working With Children criminal check - but Jared admitted he has "sensitivity" to their decision.
So far, Jared has had no luck in using the scribbled penis to change his address on the electoral roll - even after taking on the lengthy battle himself.
He maintains he'll continue to fight the authorities until they no longer object to his signature.
Meanwhile, the Electoral Commission announced they would be including their victory in the "rather novel" case in their annual report.
Mirror Online
103 comments:
Na waoh. #IRepLIB
Too Weird
people dey this world.
Don~ jazzycrush
people dey this world.
Don~ jazzycrush
No be him get signature? What's their problem
Lol
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds
People can be funny o
He should just change his name to dickson then..
Police ole wey kilode...why all these killings...what happened to common sense of police officers...all they do now is shot at site..rip bro
~make I go drink one bottle of beer~
Every thing for attention seeking as this days it seems to be paying in dollars.
I'm not a robot!
Je ne suis pas un Robot!
Abughi m Igwe obula!
Nye manyi robot debu!
Mi O yi Sé Irin!
!!!!!!!
Please you are a cow.....which kind "for laughs"....
Good for him shey everything is now a joke ba
PEPSI ADDICT
THIS MAN IS NOT WELL. Asap
joker
Lol. Wot in d world was he tinkin 2 hv used dt signature.
That face thou
Lol, funny
When u r 2 comfortable i.e comfortable country, family etc. .u will begin to Lose it. He would have drawn naked couple to make it more hilarious. Go and ask those dat have applied for Job in 9ja for 9 yrs, their spirt and souks can't even try it... being wasteful and messy like my sibling sh*t...*naked truth. .#Linda loves me
Lolz, he's crazy
#iT wiLL oNLy gET beTTer
#iT mUst eNd iN prAise
When u r 2 comfortable i.e comfortable country, family etc. .u will begin to Lose it. He would have drawn naked couple to make it more hilarious. Go and ask those dat have applied for Job in 9ja for 9 yrs, their spirt and souks can't even try it... being wasteful and messy like my sibling sh*t...*naked truth. .#Linda loves me
This is pure madness
That's the white man for you! Anytin to be popular!
this people will not kill me. Lol can u imagine. @Lindaikeji No.1 FAN
Every single love I have for U was a hit, back to back,,,from adding Ur Blog to My Bookmark to getting addicted to Ur blog to following U on all socia media platform to show U how much I really care,,buh all to no avail, koni daa fun iyalaya age cos I truly care. . .kidnapping ti take over....errm, tell Daddy & Mommy, awon inlaw Mi of life; Chief & Mrs Ikeji, if they want U back, they shuld be ready to collect brideprice, yam & other things they want so Me & U can marry fast fast***Akinyele aka Linda's Bae***
Well, no be every person wey dey wear cloth head correct!!! E just remain make him enter market
See story.. Akukor!
Sick Man
*dew*
Lol
Lol crazy man
Tie ba
Every single love I have for U was a hit, back to back,,,from adding Ur Blog to My Bookmark to getting addicted to Ur blog to following U on all socia media platform to show U how much I really care,,buh all to no avail, koni daa fun iyalaya age cos I truly care. . .kidnapping ti take over....errm, tell Daddy & Mommy, awon inlaw Mi of life; Chief & Mrs Ikeji, if they want U back, they shuld be ready to collect brideprice, yam & other things they want so Me & U can marry fast fast***Solomon aka Linda's Bae***
Lol white men. What a people
Dry sense of humor..busy fighting a lost battle
That's inappropriate in every language... Perv!!!
White people shaa........ Let's go Linda
nonsense
Nutcase.
mad man, wat do u think is funny i using a pics penis for ur signature. shows how perverted u are. SMH.
crazy guy.y didn't he just use his normal signature..
#my2cents
Wat's deir own? Is it not his signature? Lol
...merited happiness
Free that dude mehn...a signature can be anything...dude is a fucking regard...lmao
This life has become so huge,na wah o,things we hear dis days
Craze man
when I saw d signature I was lk ...
Kikikikikiki *laughing lk An evil genius*
#kereisjustbeinghonest
He's a pile of turd. What a stupid thing to do.
Total madness,come try dat one for naija u r finished.
Ewu meeeeeeeeeeeh
Edobabe#replinda#
Oloriburuku
Hilarious
Tosisochukwu! Marry me
!brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere
Observed, no more pepe signature, am in love with Linda Ikeji for real and would wish to meet her in person as my 2016 resolution.
is that even a penis??...maybe thats how his own penis look like.
#XENo-FABIAN
Lol wetin be dis one again na Lmao
Seems he takes
W
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D
That vuvuzela P guy
This guy sef. Oyibo pple grow up.
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Reporting from Delsu.
Enter your comment...ode , rubbish .
Joking with serious things....ntoiiii
Rubbish
Haha! What a joke
Madness
That guy is not serious,he needs a rehabilitation center
This white people are so funny this is really a big joke.
Nawa
Funny indeed
#WhoshouldItell
OMG!!
Anything to get the attention
Lmao.....many are mad but few are roaming the streets
Badoo. Engr Emy
PENIS KEE?
Crazy Aussies
Douche bag
.....just saying...
Kolomental
Many are mad but only few are roaming
this man has a mental problem pleas they should take him to a psychiatrist quickly
na wa for him ooooo with all the other signs in world
God for him
Hahaha
madness
linda see me
is he sane? on a good year
Big time madness
Madness
Whites are rly crazy, don't think he is sane. Dey should check him well
hahaha haha, laugh wan kill me 4 here. he deserves wot he got.
He's crazy.
Linda look alike.
He's crazy obviously.
#GLORY2GLORY#
He's crazy obviously.
#GLORY2GLORY#
@solomon, she don hear. Stop begging for love. Make success and lovers will come.
#intergister is coming up!
@solomon, she don hear. Stop begging for love. Make success and lovers will come.
#intergister is coming up!
This guys funny o
Also Check Vabadon's Blog
@solomon, she don hear. Stop begging for love. Make success and lovers will come.
#intergister is coming up!
Ah! Am tired of seeing this love begging comments. Get a life please!
#intergister is coming up!
Kolomental
He is not a serious person at all
Kinda don't take note!
# oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
# oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#
there is nothing my ear will not hear..
Airtelnetworkthesmartphonenetwork
Nothing wey person no go see bikonu. Linda take note!
Dang!
Na so craze dey start. He should kontinu
Abeggi signature na signature na
My view not urs!!!!
Abeg they shld free him. Signature na signature lol
Lol...crace they this world oh
-LIB PIKIN-
Weird Guy.
#LIB ADDICT#
Welcome to reality life,is no joke.idiotsssssssss
If na Naija, the Wailers go say PMB na dictator.
Lol
funny...angelmakiz@yahoo.com
Rubbish
madness at its peak....choiii
david driver and onyxz una Mb don finsh
#Al sah-him
Abeg i no fit laugh mbok.
Egbon Linda, if you want the comment, come and collerit!
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