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Friday 8 January 2016

Davido, Baby Mamas and other stories By Reuben Abati

Very interesting article by Reuben Abati. Read below...
“What a relief, my friend!”
“What are you relieved about?”
“It is this David Adeleke and Sophia Momodu soap opera”.
“I tell you. It is a perfect subject for a good home video. But what is your own?”
“No. Nothing. I am just relieved that the parties involved have agreed to let peace reign”
“This will be about the third time I would hear of that matter being resolved.”
“Well, I think the Momodus and the Adelekes should just spare us. 
They should not forget there is a child involved. They have suddenly made Imade Adeleke, the most famous victim of Baby Mama-Baby Papa palaver in Nigeria. Both Davido and Sophia and their supporters’ clubs should please protect the baby, and not make her a poster child for that kind of subject.”
“But me, I am enjoying the story oh.”
“Of course, too many sadists in our land enjoy other people’s misery.”
“But really, it is a simple matter. “
“If it were that simple, the drama wouldn’t be so entertaining. “
“What Davido wants, Davido gets. His father is rich. He is a famous musician. Davido says he wants custody of his daughter.”
“By taking her away from her mother by force, and giving her to his half-sister, and threatening to travel out of the country with the baby for medicals, without the mother’s knowledge or consent? A seven-month old baby, abducted at two months?”
“He gave reasons for that. He is talking about the biological mother taking cannabis and risking his daughter’s life”
“Cannabis?”
“Yes. Igbo”
“You seriously mean marijuana?”
“Yes, gbana as in Indian hemp. And Davido provided a medical report to confirm his claim.”
“You saw the medical report. You are sure it is genuine? Because I understand Sophia Momodu’s lawyers have written the lab to produce the original report of proof of drug abuse.”
“This their matter sef.”
“That’s why it is the child that is most important.  I don’t like the way they have turned the young girl into a trophy to be fought over in a blood sport. We are in the age of the internet. Twenty years from today, someone could print out these funny details from the internet memory bank. A father, grandfather and a half-sister fighting a mother and her family over a baby and making sordid claims: It is not a fight that can be easily won.”
“I hear Davido says the Momodus cannot force him. He may even release a special song to make his position clear: No be by force.”
“Nobody is forcing him and his family to marry Sophia Momodu. They are just saying custody should be mutually agreed upon.”
“And he and his family are saying they want their daughter properly brought up. They too have a point. You should not take sides.”
“Ok. He is talking about Marijuana. When he was head over heels in love with the Momodu girl, he didn’t smell marijuana? I am sure if he was given Marijuana before he was allowed to inhale, he would willingly exhale?
“He insists he was just 21 years old. And that he was seduced by a full-grown woman who took advantage of his youth and innocence.”
“Innocence, indeed. Was he raped? Did he not have a relationship with her, and did he not showcase her everywhere? He was 21. If he could be tricked at 21, then he should live with the consequences. “
“You are taking sides. I know why. You are Dele Momodu’s friend.”
“I am making uncommon sense. I am saying why is Davido asking for Sophia Momodu’s birth certificate after the fact? When the thing dey sweet them, they no dey remember say na the thing wey fowl chop, him go shit.”
“But you can’t force any man to marry a woman.  Why the girl too go carry belle for him junior brother? She suppose know say Davido sef him na pikin. You no see as him papa they follow am, make dem no carry big yansh, big chest, fine face, cheat him son for Lagos”
“Him try well, well. But Davido, your boy, him no sabi use rubber?”
“That girl look like person wey go gree rubber?”
“You dey craze”
 “My own is that fathers should just keep an eye on their sons and daughters. Let mothers also keep an eye on their daughters.  To avoid stories that break the heart like this one, fine girls should just know that you can’t detain any man with a baby.  Er beg.
“The values of the younger generation are different.”
“Some strict parents will still never have allowed this to happen.”
“Some of these children are beyond control.”
“But we all suffer for it. This is why Ghanaian ladies insist that Nigerian men are unreliable. They say they use and dump women.”
“They say they…?”
“That’s what I hear.”
“They or we?”
“They.”
“You mean you have tried the Ghanaian market too? Tell your brother something about ECOWAS romance?”
“You are an incurable gossip. Ashawo, somebody.
“But talking seriously, it won’t be fair to condemn Nigerian men. I think this is a thing about Nigerian musicians.  Those people too like women. Young women, old women oh…any woman. Even the women musicians sef, any man wey stand well… fiam
“That is more important to them than their art? No wonder many of them sing such trashy songs”
“There is even one of them who has seven children from five women or so.  And there is one they call Whizkid”
“Superkid?”
“Whatever. But there is this kid musician who also has a child from an older woman. There is this joke that when his parents heard, they quickly took charge of the situation, by telling the Baby Mama that while they would accept the baby, everyone could see that the Baby father is himself still a baby, too young to take care of another baby, not to talk of a grown woman. They pleaded that no woman should pakurumo..ko…
“ Nice joke. I laughed. Him sef na pikin, he never grow finish to take care of pikin. The girl fled.”
“That’s why I say it is a simple matter. Davido should have consulted his seniors in this matter. That one that has seven children from five women did it so well, today all his Baby Mamas married or single, are friends.”
“Wow. That’s a real Baba of the matter. Who is he?”
“I can’t mention his name. He is happily married now to one of the Baby Mamas. I don’t want to be accused of disrespecting another man’s wife.”
“Let Davido and Sophia just make peace for their daughter’s sake. And when the matter is settled, Davido knows where to go for tutorials if he really wants to fish in this type of troubled waters.”
 “But our musicians sha. They can fight?”
 “Who again is fighting?”
“Olamide and Don Jazzy.”
“That face-off over awards at The Headies event? But they have apologized”
“No. You don’t get the point. Why should artistes or producers or label owners fight over awards? What I have seen is that our young artistes are obsessed with awards. They seem to be more interested in being given a plaque than developing their real work. It is this same problem with Nollywood actors. Any small award is treated as if it is the Nobel Prize.”
“I see that too. It is the Grammy award disease.”
“No true artist should work with an eye on winning a plaque. The best award is the acceptance of the market place, not by a group of biased judges. If you are good as an artist, you are good, nobody can take that away from you.”
“Quite true. But it helps to have some plaques on the wall, I must say.”
“How many of those musicians who were called the best new acts on the block in the 80s and early 90s are still making any impact today? When a work of art is good, it will be evergreen; when an artist is good, his talent will endure.”      
“Some of these new kids are great though. World-class talents. In the last few years, there has been an explosion of real talent.”
“I want to hear more about talent.  Great art.  Not drama kings and queens, not Baby Mamas and Lab Reports.”  
“You are just old-fashioned. Controversy is part of art. Life itself is about controversy. Controversy produces great art. In the world of artists, all things work out as raw material.”
“That’s why people insist artists are mad.”
“But it is not only artists that generate or attract controversy. Politicians do.”
“I know. Controversy is the soul of politics, but here it produces stress and oftentimes, tragedy.” 
“I’ll give you one example.”
“Which is?”
“In Oyo State, Governor Abiola Ajimobi is trying to embarrass the Olubadan in Council by trying to determine how existing vacancies within the hierarchy are filled. He is introducing INEC guidelines to Ibadan Chieftaincy affairs!”
“How can he possibly do that?”
“He is asking for certificates of mental, physical and marital fitness before Ladoja and Balogun can fill the Otun Olubadan and Osi Olubadan vacancies.”
“Marital fitness?”
“When people ask for physical fitness, don’t you know it is all encompassing?”
“All that is politics. I am sure it will be amicably resolved.  Ajimobi is smart enough to know that you don’t fight the traditional institution. Governors will come and go, the Olubadan is the owner of Ibadan”
“Don’t tell me. Go and tell Ajimobi”
“Don’t worry. He knows.  He just dey make body. Body language, they call it.”
 “But what is happening in Bayelsa is not body language oh. When the people of Southern Ijaw go to the polls tomorrow to determine who will be the next Governor of Bayelsa state, they won’t be joking; the state will be at war.”
“May be not real war; let’s say blood sport.”
“You are speaking grammar. I just hope the election won’t be inconclusive again.”
“It is a combat for political supremacy.”  
“Put it like this: the outcome may determine the future of Bayelsa state.”
“No. Put it like this: the outcome will determine the future of the PDP.”
“You are quibbling.”
“Dickson is core Ijaw. Timipre Sylva is Nembe.”
“I don’t get it.”
“The mind of the core Ijaw voter will make the difference. We pray for peace.”
“I have an idea now. Yes. All things being equal.”   
“That’s politics for you.”
“But there are other forces.”
“That’s why there is so much at stake, and a question of where the stakeholders stand.”
“I know. Stakeholders matter. They have just allowed MTN to buy Visafone.”
“Really? Is that a reward for the fine MTN is supposed to pay?”
“It is a business transaction, nothing about government.”
“Everything is about government. Has MTN paid its fine, before being allowed to take over a home-grown company?”
“We should study what happened. Why do Nigerians get licenses and approvals, run a business for a while and then sell to foreign interests? HiTV. Now Visafone. ”
“One glaring failure of local content!”
“Look, let’s discuss that after MTN must have paid the fine.”   
“I hear they have sacked 2, 000 Nigerian workers at Visafone, already. They have taken over.”
“What?”
“Oh, yes.”
“Oh no”

268 comments:

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JAYZSBOSS said...

Interesting. ..

Unknown said...

Ds pple eh...God hv mercy

Unknown said...

Enough of this joke

Unknown said...

Azzin eh! Well said













#iT wiLL oNLy gET beTTer
#iT mUst eNd iN prAise

Unknown said...

Ok

Unknown said...

.....

Unknown said...

Am really tired of all this baby mama drama self..









#WhoshouldItell

Unknown said...

Pls get done with these story Linda, this Torry don tire me
J
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That vuvuzela P guy

moss said...

THIS Guy Get TIME tho. Asap

Uzosafetyblog said...

He should have made it a video compilation, can't read all. #IRepLIB

danex said...

joblessness

Unknown said...

When u put ur business out there, everyone suddenly has an opinion even when not needed and try to get their share of the attention

Unknown said...

Nawa

Unknown said...

Always enjoy reading his articles, he puts a humorous spin on all this nauseating happenings.

Unknown said...

And am meant 2 read dis long note???
Ok ooo
Abati i hv
Linda dont take note!




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DBANJ CRUSH said...

Joblessness don turn Abati to writer..














LINDA NOTIFY DBANJ

Unknown said...

Heheheehe dis man seff








~make I go drink one bottle of beer~

YOUNG BUHARI said...

This man sef

Anonymous said...

Nice1

Unknown said...

so many things to talk about joor....Aproko on point.

Derrick said...

N.I.C.E
naijatopaz.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

U make some sense sha

CHILD OF PURPOSE said...

Enter your comment...hmmm! This man funny. I swear

eunymz said...

Lol...very long but I enjoyed the piece

MZ EUEU

Unknown said...

Tho Reuben abati no well atal.. he's trying to take sides wit dele momodu. Awon agbaya dede

Unknown said...

interesting but it is story for the gods

ZiZi Kokoye said...

True talk my brother...D tin dey sweet Davido when he dey do am,now he don become small pikin and that Sophia woman na gold digger...All these girls running after celebs

Unknown said...

Long article but found it so interesting


















*dew*

Unknown said...

i got bored while reading this trash half way into .special adviser on celebrity matters ni

Amarachi said...

Linda it seems you are tired of this bullshit . Anyways you are doing your job

Unknown said...

Great writer. Humour all the way. Making tense issues tender. Making our troubled unnecessary worries ware off. It takes intelligence and balance to do this. In this era of short comments and uproar, let's commend the erudite Abati. Wellcome back Bro.

Olaife said...

this man na great writter

Anonymous said...

Wow much thou but well written piece of article by Reuben Abati


VIDEO: Strange Cow Refused To Die After Its Neck Had Been Cut

obiora said...

I love this piece.

Anonymous said...

This is quite interesting..very edutaining

Unknown said...

Hilarious!!

7F098C19 said...

Nawa. When old men start putting their noses in kids play. Engr Emy

Unknown said...

Rubbish

Unknown said...

Reuben Abbati aren't u too old 4 dis. U should be thinking of beta stuffs

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmm. I just pass o. My hand no d this one.
CHANGE MUST BEGIN WITH U

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmm. I just pass o. My hand no d this one.
CHANGE MUST BEGIN WITH U

Anonymous said...

werey

Anonymous said...

I think I stopped reading halfway...Funny article (up to where I stopped) but DUDE must be really jobless sha

Unknown said...

Na you Know,which one be your own(linda see to that)

Unknown said...

That my dear is too long but the far I read is interesting. Nice write up










anaekwe.ucheslimj@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Love this guy. He is real.


Rapuluchukwuifenineadigommakings@yahoo.com
Reporting from Delsu.

Ethel said...

Funny but realistic convo!

Anonymous said...

i love this article, well written and puntuated with gud command of English.

Darrel tom said...

K
Not feeling it thou.



Linda's last son

Darrel tom said...

K
Not feeling it thou.



Linda's last son

BLACC said...

nice article, and btw all you petty fools stealing swag cos if LIB's 100k, I mean pple like 'DON JAZZY'S DRIVER' ' DBANJ CRUSH' ' WIZKID'S CLEANER' and all y'all can other idiots... cos DAVIDO'S DRIVER won doesn't mean y'all can be him...go find your personal swag abeg.. Davido's driver is a lion, y'all b some pussy, that's why y'all re copycats. abeg I need a 'SAMMIE BLACC'S YANSH RINSER'

I GO BY THE NAME 'SAMMIE BLACC'

Unknown said...

Awesome... Nice

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol. Nice piece. Men doin gbeborun


...merited happiness

everglad73 said...

Enter your comment...So this man Reuben get time like dis?

Unknown said...

Come on Linda, who'll read this plenty things that I have no business with.... Una weldone

Unknown said...

hmmmmmmmmmm too long oooooooo

Unknown said...

Interesting......Sensible.......Those involved should learn




Moye says so via BB Passport courtesy LIB....

Unknown said...

Shame on our government they are just they to rub us of our right.."Linda observe carefully

Unknown said...

Long story

Unknown said...

Mscheeew na now this traitor remember say him be writer.

God pass them said...

It is well

Unknown said...

Disjointed. Trying so hard to make sense and eventually didn't.

Unknown said...

Lool.

Unknown said...

Lolzzz so interesting!!!

Ivyjess said...

Lol nice write. Oya make them respond.

Blaq Pearl said...

Ooh boy!!! This is great. #speechless

tosisochukwu said...

Abati u and dis ur long story






















































Tosisochukwu! Marry me











































!brightosman aka fake phyno .#gerarahere

Anonymous Personified said...

I enjoyed myself & laughed all through reading this Abati's write up.
He should start writing stories for nollywood.

Unknown said...

Funny but he should have,bcos many years to come someone will also show the innoncent baby this article written about her.
#Abi linda#

Unknown said...

Epistle of abati



AJ MAIN BOY...

Unknown said...

Blabber mouth

#yaga

Unknown said...

Abati, u belong to the group of Ganja cos u knew all its nomenclature....... Let's go Linda

Anonymous said...

Oga reuben, if you have used this kind humour when you dey office, your Oga before will still be in power. Write an article how Una take loose power....

Unknown said...

Abati has suddenly become a satirical columnists. Can't stop laughing at the statment : "that girl look like person wey go gree rubber? ". So much to make my weekend in the article. Thanks Linda.

Unknown said...

Observed, talk well, am in love with Linda Ikeji for real and would wish to meet her in person as my 2016 resolution.

Unknown said...

Nice and interesting read!! Read everything word for word!! Great writer..

BUCHI said...

REUBEN ABATI,You're a genius.Your articles are always irresistible!!!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious,what a way to start a day,ahahahahahahaga

Unknown said...

Lmaoooo. ..this is serious chain amebo

Anonymous said...

Na wah o, they should please settle this matter amicably and allow the mother take care of the daughter

Unknown said...

Mo gbadun e! Interesting

Genesis said...

Very interesting...I hope David/Sophia issue is settled amicably for the sake of Imade.

Mayberry said...

Their plates of gari & moimoi

Edobabe#replinda#

HOLLYTEMPLE said...

Interesting... lets hear more

Unknown said...

Quite an intelligent write up.Thumps up to the oga himself,Reuben Abati.He really touched many area from entertainment to politics to economy.You are too much.But a question for u sir,if u were this intelligent and outspoken,why didn't u put in a wrd or two during GEJ regime?GEJ had good plans for Nigeria but he needed direction and insight which u shld have given with ur brilliant write ups.As for Davido,stop the drama now and be mature.Entertainers are free to have fun buh raw skin to skin? No no no.Girls stop being baby mamas,there is dignity in marrying first before being a mother,-its like a milestone.Its expected dat a baby stands before running,if u see a baby who crawls then starts running,its abnormal.Ladies give urself some brain and dignity!

Unknown said...

Well discussed...

Dasuki's Barber said...

Wow! What an interesting piece. I took my time to read it all, U can't even stop half-way. Nice one!

Dubby said...

Very interesting article I must say

Jules said...

Hmmm...interesting indeed!

benueguy said...

Interesting

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmmmmm.......nice write up. funny but facts ar in dis article looking forward for more............

































~PICKUPDCALL~

Unknown said...

Classic - that was fun to read!!

Unknown said...

I can see Abati is a momodu fan.tek several seats.mtscheeeeeew

Don Smith said...

Nice article,though I don't know where to place Reuben Abati. He actually spared enough time to write article on our young generation and their escapades... It baffles me.
Sir,with due respect,I would advise you to dedicate ur time on things that are more productive or reasonable that would impact in the lives of our dear young generation. We need to move forward in Nigeria and not all these frivolities that do not have any economic values or implications.

DaSmith was here.

Unknown said...

Omoh this soap opera nah the bom, e go carry award.

Unknown said...

Ok. He is talking about marijuana.
When he was head over heels in love with the Momodu girl, he didn't smell marijuana?
I am sure if he was given marijuana before he was allowed to inhale,
he would willingly exhale?

Anonymous said...

Aproko,my prayer is God shud always be at our heed for survival.



...EniolaTeju

Racheal.reks said...

Reuben,you be real tafiaa,hahhhhaaaahaa.Interesting article though.

Pesin Pikin said...

Baby-mama drama...tired of hearing ppl talk about this

Adanna Elechi said...

Uncle Reuben. Nice one

keke driver said...

Hilarious! I enjoyed reading every bit of it...Nice one.

Anonymous said...

I love this man. What an interesting piece!!!

Unknown said...

lol..i enjoyed this abeg


#XENO-FABIAN

lindauche said...

Davido shld learn his lessons




linda see me

Wizkid driver said...

everything was a hit back to back from davido to momodu's to ajumobi iyalaya anybody... wetin come konsign u! if u no get work go and hawk pure water...

Unknown said...

just passin..

Unknown said...

"He insisted he was 21years old.
And that he was seduced by a full-grown woman who took advantage of his youth and innocence".
Innocence, indeed. Was he raped?
Did he not have a relationship with her, and did he not showcase her everywhere?
He was 21. If he could be tricked at 21, then he should live with the consequences.

Unknown said...

Well thoughtful-penned-down SIR!

Unknown said...

Quite Interesting! I read frm begining to end. Drop dead brilliant!

bluerayn said...

who would be kind enough to summarize for me?



















#bluerayn was here!

linda Last Born(IPHY) said...

This 1 get time oooo

Kome Etitifor said...

what an interesting movie...

Renny said...

This writer is the best gossiper I have ever known...love the write up I have to read over and over again..I give it to u dude..kisses

Hannie said...

Really true and interesting article

Anonymous said...

Awesome read

waffymercyjohnson said...

Lol instresting

The boss_lady SGBG said...

Nice article
*a word is enough for the wise*

OMIDAN ABBY said...

**Yawns! Now everyone taking turns just to say something about issue that happens in almost every fam but this's different cos of the people involved .. they making it seem lik a whole lots of big deal. I hate wen pple choose to talk abt someone else's misery..

Unknown said...

hmmmmmmmmm................nawa oooo,some people lik attention sha! she shoud kip her opinion to hersef and nt mk it public its rily nt impotant#mtcheww

Unknown said...

No comment but' Sophia! But you are from a rich home too let adeleke's be na n I beg of u let the girl get a treatment. Cos u r the cus of her holiness abeg let imade live

Unknown said...

Nice write up

Unknown said...

Our entertainment industry is full of drama kings and queens...enough of the baby mama-baby papa drama it getting boring

Anonymous said...

Interesting ! its more than than gossip is amebo !

Anonymous said...

Linda be eating comments upandan

Unknown said...

Lol.really interesting

mz glo said...

Hmmmmn true talk

Anonymous said...

Reuben Abati, shut your dirty mouth and go and sur somewhere. Betrayal, no one respects you anymore.
You're just seeking for so much attention.
EWU
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

Olaaliu said...

Nice but too much talk talk

Vvera said...

He never seizes to amaze me with his writings. he is truly talented

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm......

Anonymous said...

dis a vry1daful write up,kip it up

wizkid's nigga said...

The story long

Unknown said...

This man is now deriving joy to write about people's private matters. I'm not in support of this at all.



























#GLORY2GLORY#

Unknown said...

This man is now deriving joy to write about people's private matters. I'm not in support of this at all.



























#GLORY2GLORY#

historyworld6060 said...

lol good actcle.so u can write likee this,and u were just wasting your time for politics

Unknown said...

I love this article, very interesting.

Unknown said...

Nice one,clapping for u,u nailed it all,thanks man.
Linda look alike.

khloeblue said...

OK OK didn't read dis story, it's boring and too long, but why r dey fighting now, why have a baby with a woman u knw u won't want near Ur child, why not have a baby with. Woman u trust an respect even if u are stupid enough to just want a baby without getting married and doing the right thing, now see rubbish, I knw it's not our bizness and I seriously hope we stop seeing dis story on social media, cos it's disgusting. Why can't we learn from all th other celebs having same babymama drama and issues. So davido, the girl is a baby carrier naa, she carried the baby for nine months now Ull just come and take her baby away cos she has no feelings. Didn't u knw she was a drugie b4 u got her pregnant? Abi dat was Ur plan all along? And has dis stopped her from being a good mother?

Unknown said...

Reuben Abati! U get time oh!

Unknown said...

Interesting...


Very interesting..

Unknown said...

Excellent lines! U are a wise man, I always enjoy reading ur article.


Pls where is Ecterates abi na Emirate be him name? Somebody should pls tell him that somebody is missing his writes up o.

OSINANL said...

Interesting!

khloeblue said...

OK OK didn't read dis story, it's boring and too long, but why r dey fighting now, why have a baby with a woman u knw u won't want near Ur child, why not have a baby with. Woman u trust an respect even if u are stupid enough to just want a baby without getting married and doing the right thing, now see rubbish, I knw it's not our bizness and I seriously hope we stop seeing dis story on social media, cos it's disgusting. Why can't we learn from all th other celebs having same babymama drama and issues. So davido, the girl is a baby carrier naa, she carried the baby for nine months now Ull just come and take her baby away cos she has no feelings. Didn't u knw she was a drugie b4 u got her pregnant? Abi dat was Ur plan all along? And has dis stopped her from being a good mother?

moss said...

Ur English is to poor plus did u read the article at all?

Anonymous said...

Looool interesting,oga abati u Don talk everything..Yetty mama

Anonymous said...

Nigerians don spoil market for sophia. Who will pay her 300k per month for doing nothing. Pls advise. In eat other way can she use her baby to make money? See wetin greed cause you

Anonymous said...

Interesting fact

Anonymous said...

Nigerians don spoil market for sophia. Who will pay her 300k per month for doing nothing. Davido has stoppd the free cash flow .Pls advise. Is there other anyway she can use her baby to make money? See wetin greed cause you

simi said...

Very interesting and entertaining. Kudos to Mr Abati

Anonymous said...

Nigerians don spoil market for sophia. Who will pay her 300k per month for doing nothing. Davido has stoppd the free cash flow .Pls advise. Is there other anyway she can use her baby to make money? See wetin greed cause you

Anonymous said...

Nigerians don spoil market for sophia. Who will pay her 300k per month for doing nothing. Davido has stoppd the free cash flow .Pls advise. Is there other anyway she can use her baby to make money? See wetin greed cause you

BiggieSmalls said...

Interesting piece. Read between the lines and advice thyself. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Unknown said...

Very interesting piece....

Unknown said...

Funny and sensible write-up .

Unknown said...

Its clear this guy is taking sides. Wetin concern am sef. Abeg he should write about the soldiers

Unknown said...

Like the part; "the election will determine the future of the PDP". Good write up, from Davido to Wizkid, sorry Superkid, and Don Jazy/Olamide. I sincerely enjoyed it. Thumb up Abati

Anonymous said...

If you have nothing creative to offer,stay out of their affairs.
Davido deserves more than this.

Befancy said...

Wow
For your cheap bodycon dress, lace crop tops, sexy tops, office wear. add fancy 51667be6

Chuks Bruno said...

Nice piece I must say

Unknown said...

Very interesting...lolz...dat man can talk 4 africa,anyway those invovle shld learn and as of MTN they havn't pay d fine and has the gut to fire ppl.

Dr. KCE said...

Looking for relevance...mtcheeew

Gentle Croccy said...

Gosh! This man is so intelligent. His sense of humour is so amazing. Ur children must be really proud of you. With brains like this, I see a great future in Nigeria. Your likes will still return to power Sir, and Nigeria will smile again. Thumbs up Sir.

Flante said...

Reuben Abati is trying to rebound from oblivion. Linda please tell Mr Abati to go and eat His corrupt money In peace, before Buharis pitbulls(EFCC) get him.....

Unknown said...

Lol...reuben is officially jobless,Buhari pls give him appointment o.

Anonymous said...

Very Interesting...

Tracy Godson aka Portharcourtfirstdaughter

Unknown said...

Quite an interesting 'Gossip'

Eva Da Diva...

Unknown said...

hahaha...too many drivers here nw..nawa oo


#XENO-FABIAN

Anonymous said...

This does make a whole lots of sense. He did touched every areas, politics, personal issues, entertainment etc. MyMy guess,Mr. Reuben do not want to be redundant that`s he keeps writing stuffs. My Oga, you were in the last government, I bet you didn't advise Goodluck or is it that Patience didn't give you the freedom to express your views as you are doing now? If you had done that , we wouldn't be experiencing all these we are in. May God continue to Bless Nigeria,in spite of our troubles, we shall truimph. Amen

Unknown said...

Well said!

Marcus said...

Read through the whole thing nd sincerely it aint that interesting

Anonymous said...

Cos u dont have the sense required to understand

RM & KD said...

Oga abati and aproko 2016, very interesting amebo article..





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Anonymous said...

very interesting....

Unknown said...

Fantastic write up keep it up Baba...

Unknown said...

Anytime I feel lik laughing my ass out, I read Davido vs baby mama's stories.#LindaNgwanu#

Unknown said...

Whohehelp

Kenski2008 said...

I like the way he stylishly wrote this piece. Nice one

Anonymous said...

Linda, you couldn't edit this to be readable? No spaces just a bunch of letters splashed across a screen.

Unknown said...

You lost me at the 2baba shade, never try to shade 2face ever...the story is stale, people have moved on, move on.

Anonymous said...

D write up jst be like say I de watch telemundo! Great... Kip it up

Rukky said...

Read every bit of it. Interesting

Unknown said...

I wish u could spell "lose" correctly

Unknown said...

Nice one ,but too long and funny

Yomi Ibironke said...

Interesting

Ese kenora said...

Very interesting gossip

Nkemy said...

Hmmm a well constructed and brilliant write-up with each line bearing its own humour. Good job!!

Unknown said...

Wow Reuben Abati always knows hw to crack the nuts...ope they learn




My view not urs!!!!

Unknown said...

Wow Reuben Abati always knows hw to crack the nuts...ope they learn




My view not urs!!!!

Unknown said...

Nice Article and a very intelligent one....





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Thanks for the kind attitude

Hope Psalmists said...

Hmmn! It is well o! He stylishly brought out many many issues in our society! But I still don't like him, he's still Jonathan's lap dog

Unknown said...

I dey come back to read later. Linda take note!

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

He obviously lacks work to do. Pls APC employ hhim

Unknown said...

Mcheeew!!!!

Uzosafetyblog said...

Noted. #IRepLIB

Unknown said...

I love the thread of this discourse. Very revealing yet constructively articulated. No hate message...Reader is left to make final conclusions and decisions. I hope others will borrow a leaf from this. Readers deserve some delightful reading.

Anonymous said...

That's how u never get to learn...IDIOT @ too long to read! Sure u dnt read ur questionires before inputting answers! YeYE de smell for ur head!

Unknown said...

Very long but interesting... Double your hustle

Unknown said...

Wooooow....interesting article

Anonymous said...

Very interesting.......

Unknown said...

Funny epistle. He did make some sense sha, joblessness is a bastard ooooooo!!!!

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