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Friday 8 January 2016

Mum of two gets a shock when she looks at the pork loin she bought

A mum shopping for her Sunday roast got a shock when she came across this pork loin shaped like an eggplant.
Louise Watt, picked up the phallic meat on one of her regular visits to Sainsbury's in Northampton, Northamptonshire, on Sunday. It was only when she returned home to prepare the meal with her husband, Jack, that she noticed how the pork loin looked. So they took pictures of it.
Louise, 36, said:

"When you're shopping with a six-year-old and a two-year-old, you just want to get in and out of the supermarket.
"I checked to make sure it was a good colour and in date, but that was about it. I took no notice of the shape at the time.
"I took it out of the fridge later on and just burst out laughing. It's really quite rude. The colour certainly helps. It's pretty realistic.
"We don't normally have a traditional Sunday dinner so it was a bit of a treat for us.
"The kids looked a bit baffled that we were taking a picture of our dinner. I put it on my Facebook page and it attracted quite a reaction."
Louise said:
"Thankfully I didn't have to explain anything to the kids. It was lovely but I'll probably be a bit more picky next time I'm choosing. "It did look a bit gross but it gave everyone a laugh anyway."

UK Mirror

72 comments:

Mayberry said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Linda I no fit laffffffff

Edibabe#replinda#

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

I hate pork,i wonder what some people enjoy eating the meat! ***yuck***

SHORTEST DUDE said...

Strange happenings everywhere o!

Unknown said...

If u hungry u gonna make it and eat it

Unknown said...

Enter your comment...nawaoo

Unknown said...

Disgusting.... This shildren!

Unknown said...

Lobatan

paparazi said...

Wetin her eyes go find pork loin wey resemble for John Thomas?? Look her eyes like who love Brokors. yeye dey smell

Unknown said...

So this is supposed to be a news right? Biko comot jor

Unknown said...

Everything is news these days.. Mtchewww

Unknown said...

lol...this one na designer pork

STERN said...

LOL which kind mumu woman be dis one ? Can't you see that's the way the meeting was packaged

Unknown said...

Hmmmm..looks lyk white man prick.








#linda give me 1bo#

Unknown said...

LOL

Unknown said...

Lol...

Unknown said...

Lol.funny for real?...that egg plant tho!....Mrs Tommy

Unknown said...

LMAO. DEM DON SELL THIS ONE KOBOKO AS PORK LOIN. THIS WOMAN EVEN ENJOYED IT. TAKING PHOTOS. MAYBE SELFIE WITH IT IN YOUR MOUTH WOULD VE BROKEN THE INTERNET. PERV

Unknown said...

Those eyes Mehnn...Lovely

Unknown said...

Everything for the social media. Na wa o! Linda take note!

wisdomer said...

Disgusting

reflex chuks said...

This one na better eggplant oo....®©™

Unknown said...

Yawnz"



AJ MAIN BOY...

VICTOR'S BLOG said...

Hahahaha..


Linda's Boo

VICTOR'S BLOG said...

Hahahaha..


Linda's Boo

owakah (A.K.A. Innosometin) said...

seen

Unknown said...

Really!!!Lolzzz

Unknown said...

Observed, my babe and egg plant, nwanyi oma, am in love with Linda Ikeji for real and would wish to meet her in person as my 2016 resolution.

fresh presh said...

freshpresh says everything now is taking this shape even cakes, owke, its ait

Unknown said...

Oyinbo n their wahala all is well sha

choqlatelymart said...

Loooooolz...really funny tho! Pork...prick...wats d diff....enjoy ur dinner oojere

Unknown said...

woa!! An egg plant?

Unknown said...

Strolls away ...

JAYZSBOSS said...

Haha..I rest my case on this.

Ethel said...

Looks unappealing mbok!

Unknown said...

Ashawo free style........ Let's go Linda

Seu said...

Husband: Darling, whats for lunch?

Wife: Pork dick and chips!!! (Lol)

Unknown said...

Lol enjoy the di*k meal
-D great anonymous now as Vivian Reginalds

Donjazzycrush said...

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Donjazzycrush said...

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Unknown said...

In conclusion?

Unknown said...

In conclusion?

Unknown said...

hahahah

Eddy Ogbunambala said...

Lol! Ndi ocha SMH

Unknown said...

Bollocks.

Unknown said...

Oyibo people sef


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Unknown said...

End time meat

Unknown said...

looks like a large penis. lol

moss said...

ITS NOT THAT CLEAR IN SHAPE. Asap

Unknown said...

Wow...very penis like

Unknown said...

for dirty minds only. I'm out


MrCollz A.k.a Sanity Says.

Uzosafetyblog said...

Seen and noted. #IRepLIB

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

Lol, its really pork loin.

Unknown said...

A mischievous worker at work.

Unknown said...

Doesn't look lyk za fork ( in aboki voice) down here



#Benuesuperstar

Pearlie said...

It didnt give me any laugh. Mtchewe

Unknown said...

Lol, see groove,... Double your hustle

Anonymous said...

These oyibo peeps are crazy..what is gross about pork packaging looking like a penis?...smh....una get basic commodities like water and light so una nor get problem....next

Pesin Pikin said...

Na wa o! How did it come to this shape na? May God help us

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahaha lol.

Unknown said...

o boy see look alike wit pesin...p...

Anonymous said...

I can't eat this shit(jumbo

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd*

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd*

waffymercyjohnson said...

Lmao
Can u imagine
Seriously can't eat that

FAUSTA said...

no cook am u hear? keep it in case ur hobby no perform well.......on a good year

Anonymous said...

I don't believe her. I think she altered the packaging somehow to make it look this way. These days, everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame.

Unknown said...

oyinbo and ther ije kuje

Unknown said...

Loll funny




My view not urs!!!!

Unknown said...

what the fuck...angelmakiz@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

it is the worse meat eveer...


















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Unknown said...

Funny

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