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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Miriam, All Figured Out...

As she sat in front of the mirror, Miriam stared at herself. She pinched her tummy, lifted her arms and jiggled them. Laughter rang behind her. Sigh. She hadn’t noticed her husband in bed. 

“Why won’t you let yourself rest?” David said and chuckled. “I’m fat” she said plainly. “You’re not. Not to me” “Other women still look hot after having children. I look like I’m still pregnant.” Miriam grumbled. “Okay oya you’re fat. I’m going to bed.” David said, annoyed. “You’re already in bed” Miriam said, trying to annoy him some more.
 
She was peeved he wouldn’t tell her the truth, simply because she was the mother of his children and he loved her that much. She felt shapeless. She climbed in beside him and lay on her back, thinking of a solution. David turned and blew bubbles on her stomach. She bawled with laughter.




Miriam twirled and admired her curves in the mirror. The woman she saw was the one she had always wanted to be. When David came home with Shapeyou’s Post Pregnancy Shaper and Unisex Tommy Trimmer four months ago, she wore and exercised with them religiously. The transformation was more than she had hoped for. She beamed as she perused her amazingly well-proportioned figure.




“Honey please help me knot this… ah. Who is this? Please I’m looking for my wife” David teased. She blushed; she had never felt more beautiful. They were attending his company’s end of year get together that evening, and as people complimented her and tried to pry the ‘secret’ to her voluptuous figure from her, Miriam quietly blessed her husband for the Shapeyou miracle.
 For enquires you can visit our website at www.shapeyou.com.ng
OR contact our experts and they would help you with making the right decision on what waist trainer you should get for your body type on the following BBM andWhatsApp details below.

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85 comments:

Unknown said...

Seen nest

Unknown said...

beautiful

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Unknown said...

I must commend u guys.....atleast u hired great story writers..

Anonymous said...

nice. lol
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Davido's driver said...

Ok Miriam I ddnt read u

Anonymous said...

Hmmmn.. i just knew it .. nice shape there tho.














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Unknown said...

nice advert

Unknown said...

Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

Boring!

Unknown said...

Great

Unknown said...

Great

Anonymous said...

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sharmel's cutie. said...

Okay na. Good one

Anonymous said...

Boring








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Unknown said...

Lol...nyc,Linda r u d owner of shape you company?... ©onfused...√√

Hintealand said...

Must everybody be slim like?

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Unknown said...

Okiie seen, let's begin the day. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Okiie seen, let's begin the day. Linda take note!

Bianca Bruno said...

Hahaha
Linda if you are not the owner of this shape you company then I pity them for the huge money spent on adverts

Unknown said...

Hmmm...this early morning Linda!

@MEETD®EALEVANS™ said...

Chai, this is cyber assault...

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Killer shape though.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Is that Miriam, shes beautiful tho!

CreebHills said...

oshey!!! nice one
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adeola said...

Story for the gods, will love to have my children first b4 thinking of tummy trimmer. Who kws there might b side effect en I will nt wnt wt will affect my womb

Emma_Jobs said...

Wow... This is really cool. I think I might order one for my girls frnd cos her tummy is beginning to come and I do feel comfortable with that at all...

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Unknown said...

Hmmmm...........is dia any shape ur big stomach 4 men????????? Cos dis one don de turn to cheating *thamixbreed*

COLLIN said...

Biko we are tired of dz thing nahhh

Baby P said...

Ok.what happened excersice and eating helthily?

Unknown said...

Shape dot com.....

Gdmoni Linda nd Libers.....Do av a great day


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thegirlyouwant said...

Chai, Linda and her early morning shape you stories....lol,

Unknown said...

Ok seen!!

Unknown said...

Marketing strategy is awesome!!!! me luv dat

Unknown said...

ds ya marketing strategy is awesome!!!! me luv dat

Anonymous said...

Linda shaaa, so ds is nt a real story.... Chaiij chineke

Unknown said...

ShapeYou n their ads!

Ogechi@ afakos@yahoo.com said...

Linda Linda, this one na hot advert.

Unknown said...

My husband - please bless me also with a shapeyou miracle!!

EbonyAma said...

This is an interesting story. Story dat touches d heart of shapeless people. I feel like crying.

Adebiyi Ayorinde said...

So all these na adverts?.... And I read the story like a four unit course.

Unknown said...

Market strategy......nice one

Unknown said...

Linda guess dis #shapeu# don pay u wella, al na advert sha, pls gv mi urs, cos i knw they gave u. #Walks away#

Jeni_zee said...

Lol ... And the advertisement continues

Anonymous said...

If only marriage is as sweet as how it's written, Everyone for done marry.

Gonna said...

Hmmm Advert toh badt.

Unknown said...

All good and all nice for advert...
Thumbs up and more power to ur elbows Linda for bringing dis to LIB readers.

Unknown said...

All good and all nice for advert...
Thumbs up and more power to ur elbows Linda for bringing dis to LIB readers.

Unknown said...

All good and all nice for advert...
Thumbs up and more power to ur elbows Linda for bringing dis to LIB readers.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol. Linda, ur advertising game is so tight. Keep it up sis

Unknown said...

Shape you
Leave us with your fake stories o!

Unknown said...

Blessed Jesus! Oga o, we must buy dis tin with all dis adverts everyday

InkDrop said...

Linda Linda.. u d use shape me do novel ...abi na story...u did cartoon, next na confirm movie

Anonymous said...

My problem with customers service once again, everyday you put up an ad asking us to buy stuff and giving us numbers for your consultants whom I believe are to assist clients with making the right choice for both body and pocket. Why then should a "consultant" simply refer you back to website?

Very bad! Please training your reps is very very important. It's not all about the money...

ejison said...

Original husbi, s wot I wil do to my own wife...... Lolzz

HRH Jefixx�� said...

Nice advert!

Unknown said...

we don hear. i tire jorrrrrrrr

Unknown said...

ok




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Anonymous said...

Linda u gave us an e-mail address to send cvs to for shape you vacancies and I didn't hear from them.

Unknown said...

Like seriously. Shape you these morning..

Unknown said...

This new method of clincher advert is making sense...carry go

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Anonymous said...

Linda pls how can i get this shapeyou thing and how much is it

Unknown said...

Okay shapeyou...We have heard ....We love your ideas and trainers...I'l get for people I know... pls give us a break from the adverts....its getting boring

Gracie ~Lindodo's Angel~ said...

You go fear advert. ~chuckles~

Anonymous said...

every stupid womans wet dream-

Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB said...

The babe get shape, the babe get shape but she Sabi cook?

Anonymous said...

Linda these people don't reply their chats . They are so rude.

Mma said...

guys start buying it for ur pot belly galfrds

Unknown said...

Lindodo!

Subomi said...

ok I give up, I now support ladies to get themselves some shapeyou products

yawanow said...

Linda dash me one @shapeyou

Unknown said...

Nice, lots of women are in denial about needing these 'shapeyou' products but there's absolutely no shame in it.

Ethel said...

I hafff heae

GALORE said...

Shape Me....una mouth sweet die


See as I dey read the story like say I dey read Hints of those days....

Lol



@Galore

Anonymous said...

Lol....... Every woman must get figure 8 shape ...with dis Aunty Linda constant shapeu news. see gist na.
#MyOwnComment

Anonymous said...

Na d miriam b dat

Anonymous said...

Dis shape you that makes one's upper body bigger

SWILL MARTIN said...

Lindodo bizness d geh#ok cntinue

blessing swit said...

i need one but fo free , heard its expensive

ebonyz... said...

Linda, Linda

Anonymous said...

May be her sister Lora. The way am seeing it. It's not a paid advert.

Unknown said...

Nice advert, that means that Shape you works like magic

teebabe said...

Try to use fat people and let us see the before and after pictures. Stop using slim ladies with no bulges.

T C said...

Jeez! was really interested in getting the whole story......but it's advert .....that's innovate way though.


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Unknown said...

Nice
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Anonymous said...

Ok. These little random ways to get people to buy these waist trainers is really annoying. I'm personally tired of seeing these ads and being tricked into reading about them.

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