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Thursday 26 February 2015

Russian TV actor wakes up to find his testicles stolen by organ traffickers

Police in Russia have launched a full scale search for a gang of organ traffickers including a sexy lady and doctor who drugged 30 year old TV Soap actor Dmitry Nikolaev and removed his testicles.

According to reports, Dmitry, a married man, met a random young blonde woman who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre. They both had drinks and afterwards she invited him to a sauna which he agreed to. And there, he lost his testicles..lol. Continue...



At the sauna, the two kissed and had some beer and that was the last he remembered. He said he woke up the next morning at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, with blood on his trousers. His testicles had been cut off.

The police believe the lady and her gang intend to sell his testicle at the human organ black market. The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, but later did. They are now looking for his testicles...

158 comments:

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okokobioko ,what????

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Okokobioko ,what????

Unknown said...

Funny but true #ABJID

Unknown said...

Which kind sleep now

Bestman said...

Choi....trafficking of balls???This world done turn another thing...make I go hide my own...

Unknown said...

Jahahahahahahahhhhahaha, How can a testicle be Stolen?? Isn't it weird?? Can't Stop Laughing.. Abeg whoever kidnapped the testicles should return it ASAP, I'll personally pay the Ransome if there's Any..
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Anonymous said...

IS DS REAL?? WAT WNT DEY STEAL?...TOMJERRYSWIT

Unknown said...

Chio, this is serious o and embarrassing too. I pray they find the testicles

Unknown said...

Lol. This is one evil thing I give full support to. I hope they find the adulterous Nigerian men in Russia and do the same. Maybe other adulterous men in other parts of the world will learn a lesson or two. Lmao

Unknown said...

Hian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Looking for his testicles....... I can't stop laughing, see the end of adultery, some men no go still learn from this, lol looking for his testicles, make him go market go find am lol

NaijaDiasporaNews said...

Hahahahahha! Too funny! That's what you get for cheating on your wife.. that him wife "eleda" no dey joke at all. Karma toh make sense leleyi

Unknown said...

wonders they say shall never cease....from Lagos to Russia

Anonymous said...

Lmao... they will find oo...

Anonymous said...

Huh? Stolen testicles? What d hell..











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Anonymous said...

Wetyn man no go see,haha kpele o #kellywester#

Unknown said...

Wetin we no go hear for this world o

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Can you imagine,people trying to outdo the devil these days. This is the worst that can happen to a man.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

CatWalk With PAT said...

lolz

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Juleslouis said...

And where will they find d testicles? Does it have his name on it? Nawa o. Wonders no dey end.

Anonymous said...

Lmao. Not funny tho

Unknown said...

Huh? Wtf? My privates very sensitive,i feel everything down dere !no matter d drug I'll wake up

Unknown said...

Lmao.....stolen while asleep? Was he drugged...funny complicated sad story


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Bonita Bislam said...

Lol for real? I thought this crazy sh*t happens only in Naija.Lol sorry o.Goodluck with the search

Anonymous said...

Ashawo man, lessons learnt? Hahahahahihihihihohohoho

Unknown said...

Lol
This is for men that won't stay one place
Assuming he rejected her offer and went home to his wife
He will still have his testicles

Seun A. said...

Wonders shall never end! This one wey dem talk say dem dey find d testicles, do they intend to re-fix d testicles if they find it!? Next time, u go see adultery flee! Married man wey dey kiss anoda woman. See wat adultery has caused u now!

Unknown said...

chei

AQO said...

Na wa o. Kinda funny sha.





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Anonymous said...

Funny and kinda creepy

Unknown said...

LMAO!!!

Subomi said...

damn!

Cynthia Iyede said...

Just when you think you've heard it all. Bam! Another one pops up. This is funny and not too

Anonymous said...

Hhahahahahaha! Chai! Linda no go kill me! If only unfaithful husbands will always meet organ thieves!

Tochini Beads and Bridals,Lagos said...

OMG.. These Oyibo ppl can be so heartless.. Hurting a fellow human just for money..

sandra said...

they should keep looking they will see it. foolish man

Unknown said...

evils under the moon

Unknown said...

evils under the moon
1st time commenting here

Unknown said...

Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

Unknown said...

Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

Unknown said...

Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

Unknown said...

Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.

Unknown said...

Awww. Not his fault! He was pleasing a fan.



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MamaLiza said...

Jesus will help u find it...lolzzzz

Unknown said...

this is really serious.but can it still be found

Unknown said...

Dis funny and interesting...
Just like dat. Was he drunk or wht???

Unknown said...

So dis kain tin dey happen for abroad !!!!!! Na wao

Unknown said...

Chai.sory to him.let his search well,he shall find it

Unknown said...

Thous shall not commit adultery. We no go listen........Dear strip club, I cancel my scheduled visit tomorrow.

Unknown said...

Pls who took his testicles should pls bring it back oo or else.

Hintealand said...

money on point.

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Unknown said...

Issues!

yawanow said...

datz crazy and barbaric.
Things do for money.

Unknown said...

Ain't u a fool? You followed a stranger. Useless ashawo man, I pray ure wife dump ure silly ass.

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol

Davido's driver said...

Ahaha this is funny.linda observe

KC said...

Haba!!! Sorry u go find am... Next time don't even think of adultery

mzmaris said...

Tis under d table...#womanizergotpaidinfull....if only u'd been faithful

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, THE DEVIL IS A LIAR...

teebabe said...

Eiyah pele

Unknown said...

What a bad news for his wife! Hope they find his STUFF intact.

www.glowyshoes.com said...

Lol..but omg

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Unknown said...

Testicle one , two. Testicles one, two. Can't imagine my testicles leavin the Scrotum sack. I really feel sorry 4 the Dude, despite the one Nite Stand with a Strange Blonde.

Anonymous said...

Lol, pele o. Best of luck fiding your testicles.

Anonymous said...

eyaaaaa. sorry oooooo.

lord kaiser said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....sorry my nigga...God will let u see ur testicles o...wtf

Anonymous said...

Lmao, pls they should come and collect one of mine cus my balls are way too big for my boxers

GALORE said...

Kaai....they have rendered this man useless ooo




@Galore

Unknown said...

Lol. Wat a world!

Anonymous said...

Offtopic - but speaking testicles,It's been long since linda ikeji posted a pic of someone's 'Eggplant' You've changed yeah? We thank God!

ary said...

LMAO, This definitely belongs to the oddity section of a newspaper.

Jade said...

Shameless prick!

Unknown said...

Wow! Just like that? Chai

Unknown said...

Lmao! Tins dey happen o can't even control my lafta. Lol guy ur too careless. Hahaha

ebonyz... said...

Its funny but i hope they find his testicles oh!!!

comfort said...

Lolz...I pray he see it shaaaaa......

lami said...

Though not funny , I couldn't help laughing. Well it is a lesson, be careful of who you hang out with.

patressha said...

na wa o. Linda advise Russian guys to tag their tinz o. what else can I say? of what use is his testicles to them?

Unknown said...

Lol hope he finds his testicules

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd...gud 4 him ojukokoro...#Queenmama...

uwa said...

Am I allowed to laugh at him ?
If yes,I'll be back for that .
You see what 5 minutes of cheating did to you . I pity the wife that lives with you and forced to nurse your issues .
You're lucky they did your aki and not your heart .

Unknown said...

Serves him right! I wish this will happen to any married man who chooses to cheat on his wife.

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This is pure wickedness nw.....
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Unknown said...

And he survived???


@Sophia Stephen

Anonymous said...

I think he kind of deserves it. Being married and acting married should have kept him safe but he decided to fall for it. All is fair

Mkpuru Mma said...

Lol @ "They are now looking for his testicles"

perfect mood apparel said...

SMH for u, when u can't control yourself

Anonymous said...

He is lucky they didn't cut his penis off,next time he won't talk to strange women

Unknown said...

The guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".

Unknown said...

The guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".

Ogechi@ afakos@yahoo.com said...

Sorryoooo. Reward for infidelity.

Unknown said...

Wait!!!....Looking for WHat???????? rotflmao hahahahahaha ma ribs re hurting ooo. can't stop lafin. Oops ma bad! its a serious matter tho.

Unknown said...

For where dem drug ham

Eastner said...

Adultery attempt gone wrong....hahaha

Unknown said...

Abeg, Yemi Alade as u dey search for ya "Johnny" help ds Oyibo to also search for his "dinginlinnn". Its important, I plead wt u. Lmao

Man Of God said...

This is a lesson for all us! be careful with strangers

Unknown said...

Lmao sorry to laugh!!! Buh really??sigh loll

mummy3 budapest said...

Hmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.

mummy3 budapest said...

Hmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.

Unknown said...

Good for him men they never listen never

Alma said...

Nawa oh, bizzare world

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

Hahaahahahha serves him right.
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Unknown said...

so funny, them don steal baba ibeji. there are gods o.....


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Anonymous said...

Was having a bad day.,until I read this article. Hahaha, hubby and wifey looking for testicles.haha

NMaa said...

Hia

Unknown said...

lolzzz

Kponskii said...

Eyaaaaaaaa! So sad.

Karlsson said...

Lol. U learn d hard way when U don't respect urself. Good for U. Ubanagum

Anonymous said...

oga Pele oo. . next tym Neva follow a lady u don't know for a sauna bath.

nekkyjenny

Som said...

Hahahaha......@looking for his testicles. How will he know which one belongs to him.....haha

Anonymous said...

Lol! Make dem find am well o! Serves him right!

Anonymous said...

ntorr, that is the reward of unfaithfulness, now is ur wife turn to cheat on you or divorce you. ur own is finished on planet earth

Unknown said...

Nawa oooh the things we hear in this life so scary!!!!JC

Unknown said...

Ds is too funny 2 b true, ehen so no b only naija dem dy sell human parts correct nyc 1 oga find d testicles gan.

passions said...

this is a serious matter oo,i hope he already has children oo...unless there is serious mogbe ooooo

AZEEZ RIZQAH said...

Dis is serious... Atleast he'll stop pkin up random gals.
Davido's GF

Anonymous said...

See mighty Gobe. Funny and scary too. Come oh, how dem go take kw say na him testicles wen dem see am? #justasking

Unknown said...

ehmmm, lookin for wetin? biko, how will they find it? anywayz, in yemi alade's voice, 'hez looking for his jonny, ayakata'. biko, bring back his pentacles, ehm, i meant testicles. lol

Unknown said...

chai, pple wicked shaa

kindly visit
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Unknown said...

Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'


Sorry man

Unknown said...

Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'


Sorry man

Kaycee said...

Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahualol! Linda u go kill person o!!!ehhhh! make them find am well oo. MEN BEWARE! ALL U GUYS WHO LIKE OSHO FREE OR RANDOM ABUNNA, I MEAN NDI NKUKASI BEWARNED MAKA IFE GIVE O! UR THING MIGHT GET MISSING IN THE MORNING. Hey! Linda u just made my day ;)

Anonymous said...

gud 4 him

miz bonita said...

moral of the story..... don't cheat on ur wife

gidis said...

Lol.....bt wait wat z dis world turning to?

Unknown said...

Choi! Notin wey we no go hear. Oga reality star, wah wil u teh yaa wife naaa?

Anonymous said...

Lol,dey shld put cow or ram testicle for him mumu, na wtin he like kill u smh.u tink say kissin na free

Anonymous said...

A big lesson to all married men. Now he'll become faithful by force. The wife should go and look for who will satisfy her abeg. Anu mpam!

Unknown said...

Eeehyah, evil pple evrywia, lol @ looking for his testicles. Sorry dude

BRIGHTINO said...

Lmao @they are now looking for his testicles

Anonymous said...

Hahahajahaha.....adultery isn't so legal afterall.there are always consequences brothers

Ijanyimitch said...

What will they do wit his testicles even if they found them

Unknown said...

This is serious and funny at d same time....they shld biko return his testicles o....lol

Unknown said...

evil everywhere. ............................#6God

Unknown said...

Strange stories everywhere, end time.

Unknown said...

story for the gods

Unknown said...

Hope he finds his testicles soon

Unknown said...

OMG so they are looking for testicles right now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha
i hope you will find your testicles at the right.





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Unknown said...

Na wetin ojukokoro piom piom dey bring. He wanted to do a fast one......mtchewwwwww

FNP said...

See am!

That's why you are not meant to cheat on your spouse.

Apart from you should fear God to the extent not to sin deliberately.

God have mercy on him and all of us.

Anonymous said...

#SEBEE BY SOSSI DROPS 1st of March #undull

Walata said...

Wow so things like dis really happen.

Unknown said...

Holding on to my balls, #scarystory.

prettiyz said...

If his testicle didn't go missing he wouldn't have told his wife he kissed another woman

Anonymous said...

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING LIND IKEJI? IS IT BECAUSE OF PENIS ENVY? IF THE JOKE WAS ON A WOMAN NOW WOULD YOU LAUGH?

DEBOLA said...

This should happen to all men who go out and commit adultery while their wives wait for them at home.
They shud have taken his dick as bonus.

Kester Eke said...



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Unknown said...

Are u sure u have balls?...hahahahaha

Unknown said...

Chai what a pity...d thieves really pitied him, they should have cut off d whole reproductive organ completely. In his next world, he'll learn not to cheat when married or remain single. I feel nothing for him....

Unknown said...

Nawa o! But wetin person no go hear sef...

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha seriously, come and check under my bed lol, until 2day, I didn't knw it's possible to loose ur testicles and stl be alive

#myopinioncounts# said...

Wonders will never end. Lesson learnt I hope.

Unknown said...

How can?? Pls return his testicles to him!!!

Anonymous said...

Otokoto in Russia?! What are they doing with the organs abeg?!

omotara said...

Lmao..dem never give u better drug,wey go be like say u don mud

omotara said...

Funny but how come he's still alive????

omotara said...

Exactly my thoughts, how come he's still alive

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