According to reports, Dmitry, a married man, met a random young blonde woman who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre. They both had drinks and afterwards she invited him to a sauna which he agreed to. And there, he lost his testicles..lol. Continue...
At the sauna, the two kissed and had some beer and that was the last he remembered. He said he woke up the next morning at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, with blood on his trousers. His testicles had been cut off.
The police believe the lady and her gang intend to sell his testicle at the human organ black market. The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, but later did. They are now looking for his testicles...
158 comments:
Okokobioko ,what????
Okokobioko ,what????
Funny but true #ABJID
Which kind sleep now
Choi....trafficking of balls???This world done turn another thing...make I go hide my own...
Jahahahahahahahhhhahaha, How can a testicle be Stolen?? Isn't it weird?? Can't Stop Laughing.. Abeg whoever kidnapped the testicles should return it ASAP, I'll personally pay the Ransome if there's Any..
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IS DS REAL?? WAT WNT DEY STEAL?...TOMJERRYSWIT
Chio, this is serious o and embarrassing too. I pray they find the testicles
Lol. This is one evil thing I give full support to. I hope they find the adulterous Nigerian men in Russia and do the same. Maybe other adulterous men in other parts of the world will learn a lesson or two. Lmao
Hian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!
Hian! I can't believe this, wetin person no go hear & see for dis life. Odikwa egwu seriously. Linda take note!
Looking for his testicles....... I can't stop laughing, see the end of adultery, some men no go still learn from this, lol looking for his testicles, make him go market go find am lol
Hahahahahha! Too funny! That's what you get for cheating on your wife.. that him wife "eleda" no dey joke at all. Karma toh make sense leleyi
wonders they say shall never cease....from Lagos to Russia
Lmao... they will find oo...
Huh? Stolen testicles? What d hell..
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Wetyn man no go see,haha kpele o #kellywester#
Wetin we no go hear for this world o
Can you imagine,people trying to outdo the devil these days. This is the worst that can happen to a man.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
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And where will they find d testicles? Does it have his name on it? Nawa o. Wonders no dey end.
Lmao. Not funny tho
Huh? Wtf? My privates very sensitive,i feel everything down dere !no matter d drug I'll wake up
Lmao.....stolen while asleep? Was he drugged...funny complicated sad story
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Lol for real? I thought this crazy sh*t happens only in Naija.Lol sorry o.Goodluck with the search
Ashawo man, lessons learnt? Hahahahahihihihihohohoho
Lol
This is for men that won't stay one place
Assuming he rejected her offer and went home to his wife
He will still have his testicles
Wonders shall never end! This one wey dem talk say dem dey find d testicles, do they intend to re-fix d testicles if they find it!? Next time, u go see adultery flee! Married man wey dey kiss anoda woman. See wat adultery has caused u now!
chei
Na wa o. Kinda funny sha.
Jesus is Lord.
Funny and kinda creepy
LMAO!!!
damn!
Just when you think you've heard it all. Bam! Another one pops up. This is funny and not too
Hhahahahahaha! Chai! Linda no go kill me! If only unfaithful husbands will always meet organ thieves!
OMG.. These Oyibo ppl can be so heartless.. Hurting a fellow human just for money..
they should keep looking they will see it. foolish man
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Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
Dats gud 4 him n his story wl teach other men lyk him serious lesson. I only pity his wife.
Awww. Not his fault! He was pleasing a fan.
OKORO UPGRADED
Jesus will help u find it...lolzzzz
this is really serious.but can it still be found
Dis funny and interesting...
Just like dat. Was he drunk or wht???
So dis kain tin dey happen for abroad !!!!!! Na wao
Chai.sory to him.let his search well,he shall find it
Thous shall not commit adultery. We no go listen........Dear strip club, I cancel my scheduled visit tomorrow.
Pls who took his testicles should pls bring it back oo or else.
money on point.
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Issues!
datz crazy and barbaric.
Things do for money.
Ain't u a fool? You followed a stranger. Useless ashawo man, I pray ure wife dump ure silly ass.
Lol
Ahaha this is funny.linda observe
Haba!!! Sorry u go find am... Next time don't even think of adultery
Tis under d table...#womanizergotpaidinfull....if only u'd been faithful
HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, THE DEVIL IS A LIAR...
Eiyah pele
What a bad news for his wife! Hope they find his STUFF intact.
Lol..but omg
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Testicle one , two. Testicles one, two. Can't imagine my testicles leavin the Scrotum sack. I really feel sorry 4 the Dude, despite the one Nite Stand with a Strange Blonde.
Lol, pele o. Best of luck fiding your testicles.
eyaaaaa. sorry oooooo.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....sorry my nigga...God will let u see ur testicles o...wtf
Lmao, pls they should come and collect one of mine cus my balls are way too big for my boxers
Kaai....they have rendered this man useless ooo
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Lol. Wat a world!
Offtopic - but speaking testicles,It's been long since linda ikeji posted a pic of someone's 'Eggplant' You've changed yeah? We thank God!
LMAO, This definitely belongs to the oddity section of a newspaper.
Shameless prick!
Wow! Just like that? Chai
Lmao! Tins dey happen o can't even control my lafta. Lol guy ur too careless. Hahaha
Its funny but i hope they find his testicles oh!!!
Lolz...I pray he see it shaaaaa......
Though not funny , I couldn't help laughing. Well it is a lesson, be careful of who you hang out with.
na wa o. Linda advise Russian guys to tag their tinz o. what else can I say? of what use is his testicles to them?
Lol hope he finds his testicules
Lwkmd...gud 4 him ojukokoro...#Queenmama...
Am I allowed to laugh at him ?
If yes,I'll be back for that .
You see what 5 minutes of cheating did to you . I pity the wife that lives with you and forced to nurse your issues .
You're lucky they did your aki and not your heart .
Serves him right! I wish this will happen to any married man who chooses to cheat on his wife.
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This is pure wickedness nw.....
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And he survived???
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I think he kind of deserves it. Being married and acting married should have kept him safe but he decided to fall for it. All is fair
Lol @ "They are now looking for his testicles"
SMH for u, when u can't control yourself
He is lucky they didn't cut his penis off,next time he won't talk to strange women
The guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".
The guy cheated on his wife and his testicles were cut off....there is no point describing the incident with such formality....the whole story is told as if he did a regular thing like "SHOPPING".
Sorryoooo. Reward for infidelity.
Wait!!!....Looking for WHat???????? rotflmao hahahahahaha ma ribs re hurting ooo. can't stop lafin. Oops ma bad! its a serious matter tho.
For where dem drug ham
Adultery attempt gone wrong....hahaha
Abeg, Yemi Alade as u dey search for ya "Johnny" help ds Oyibo to also search for his "dinginlinnn". Its important, I plead wt u. Lmao
This is a lesson for all us! be careful with strangers
Lmao sorry to laugh!!! Buh really??sigh loll
Hmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.
Hmmmm men! Now ur wife is one helping u out ooo, next time u see a sexy blonde will run.
Good for him men they never listen never
Nawa oh, bizzare world
Hahaahahahha serves him right.
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so funny, them don steal baba ibeji. there are gods o.....
Vote no fight!!!
Was having a bad day.,until I read this article. Hahaha, hubby and wifey looking for testicles.haha
Hia
lolzzz
Eyaaaaaaaa! So sad.
Lol. U learn d hard way when U don't respect urself. Good for U. Ubanagum
oga Pele oo. . next tym Neva follow a lady u don't know for a sauna bath.
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Hahahaha......@looking for his testicles. How will he know which one belongs to him.....haha
Lol! Make dem find am well o! Serves him right!
ntorr, that is the reward of unfaithfulness, now is ur wife turn to cheat on you or divorce you. ur own is finished on planet earth
Nawa oooh the things we hear in this life so scary!!!!JC
Ds is too funny 2 b true, ehen so no b only naija dem dy sell human parts correct nyc 1 oga find d testicles gan.
this is a serious matter oo,i hope he already has children oo...unless there is serious mogbe ooooo
Dis is serious... Atleast he'll stop pkin up random gals.
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See mighty Gobe. Funny and scary too. Come oh, how dem go take kw say na him testicles wen dem see am? #justasking
ehmmm, lookin for wetin? biko, how will they find it? anywayz, in yemi alade's voice, 'hez looking for his jonny, ayakata'. biko, bring back his pentacles, ehm, i meant testicles. lol
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Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'
Sorry man
Lol @ 'they are now looking for his testicles'
Sorry man
Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahualol! Linda u go kill person o!!!ehhhh! make them find am well oo. MEN BEWARE! ALL U GUYS WHO LIKE OSHO FREE OR RANDOM ABUNNA, I MEAN NDI NKUKASI BEWARNED MAKA IFE GIVE O! UR THING MIGHT GET MISSING IN THE MORNING. Hey! Linda u just made my day ;)
gud 4 him
moral of the story..... don't cheat on ur wife
Lol.....bt wait wat z dis world turning to?
Choi! Notin wey we no go hear. Oga reality star, wah wil u teh yaa wife naaa?
Lol,dey shld put cow or ram testicle for him mumu, na wtin he like kill u smh.u tink say kissin na free
A big lesson to all married men. Now he'll become faithful by force. The wife should go and look for who will satisfy her abeg. Anu mpam!
Eeehyah, evil pple evrywia, lol @ looking for his testicles. Sorry dude
Lmao @they are now looking for his testicles
Hahahajahaha.....adultery isn't so legal afterall.there are always consequences brothers
What will they do wit his testicles even if they found them
This is serious and funny at d same time....they shld biko return his testicles o....lol
evil everywhere. ............................#6God
Strange stories everywhere, end time.
story for the gods
Hope he finds his testicles soon
OMG so they are looking for testicles right now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha
i hope you will find your testicles at the right.
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Na wetin ojukokoro piom piom dey bring. He wanted to do a fast one......mtchewwwwww
See am!
That's why you are not meant to cheat on your spouse.
Apart from you should fear God to the extent not to sin deliberately.
God have mercy on him and all of us.
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Wow so things like dis really happen.
Holding on to my balls, #scarystory.
If his testicle didn't go missing he wouldn't have told his wife he kissed another woman
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING LIND IKEJI? IS IT BECAUSE OF PENIS ENVY? IF THE JOKE WAS ON A WOMAN NOW WOULD YOU LAUGH?
This should happen to all men who go out and commit adultery while their wives wait for them at home.
They shud have taken his dick as bonus.
Secondary School Boys Videoed themselves Enjoying with a Girl right inside their Classroom.
Is this the leaders of tomorrow?
WATCH HERE
Are u sure u have balls?...hahahahaha
Chai what a pity...d thieves really pitied him, they should have cut off d whole reproductive organ completely. In his next world, he'll learn not to cheat when married or remain single. I feel nothing for him....
Nawa o! But wetin person no go hear sef...
Hahahahaha seriously, come and check under my bed lol, until 2day, I didn't knw it's possible to loose ur testicles and stl be alive
Wonders will never end. Lesson learnt I hope.
How can?? Pls return his testicles to him!!!
Otokoto in Russia?! What are they doing with the organs abeg?!
Lmao..dem never give u better drug,wey go be like say u don mud
Funny but how come he's still alive????
Exactly my thoughts, how come he's still alive
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