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Friday, 3 July 2015

Dear men, what would you do if this guy slapped your girl's butt?

Question asked by an American personal trainer. What would you do? But keep his size in mind before you answer that question! Lol

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ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Oh!

Anonymous said...

I will shot him

Miz_wendy said...

Lol... 9ja men would prefer to walk away... sigh* 😐😐😐

Wayne said...

I will leave u in d hands of d lord nw lol

STERN said...

I'll walk up to him and ask him if he has no manners and why he did that

Wayne said...

I will leave u in d hands of d lord nw lol

Peace Alaba said...

Oooooooooh my...!

Wetin he wan do than burst into laughter,
Wen he no want die prematurely

ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wht happened in d year 19.. wil b his fate but pls don't blame any guy if they thank him for appreciating his girl.

ary said...

Pull out a piece and drop you as you are and claim insanity and provocation!!

Anonymous said...

I will shoot him right away..

Bukunmi Emmanuel said...

Forget ooooo I go forget broken bottle for him stomach ni straight....Lol



*Nuelcode

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

I will slap him

Anonymous said...

Ama go outside to wait for him and pump some bullets through his lean ass body once he steps, then watch and see if his physique will save him.

Wayne said...

I will leave u in d hands of The Lord

Anonymous said...

I will kick you in your blocos motherfucker!... Do you think all that mass muscles translate to strength?

freeborn zina said...

Noting what do you expect before.

Anonymous said...

I'll simply forgive & forget

Ani J said...

Will tell him to do it again LoL

AC£S said...

No be by muscle jor

ahwe stella said...

Slap him back

STERN said...

The least you may get might be a knock on the face but at least it shows that you aint a coward and your girl is even gona respect you more for taking that bold step in confronting him..

green kelly said...

Nawa dis question had men over to u

Anonymous said...

Get a glock and burst or brains out..

Anonymous said...

I will ask him if the butt is soft or hard like plump rock!!

@feezy_d said...

i will fight him spiritually

paul elvis said...

I will fuck you up! You think say nah my chest? Try urself. Mtcheew!!

Cute G said...

Permission to answer as a man. First of all not all muscular men are strong. U can't judge a book by its cover. Weather muscular or not, I'll fling my hand in the air five times before landing it on his nose. Then the rest is history.

chemmywalata walata said...

He's a mofo so ur body is for trouble bah?

Amy said...

I will just warn him from afar. Infact I will gently warn him sef.

Anonymous said...

Pls dnt correct her it's an error . Omo I'll call d police to handle u. Since I cant .

Anonymous said...

shot him.

Kon said...

The guy will chop the beating of his life.

Anonymous said...

Girlfriend is still ok. If he tries it with my wife, I'll bear a few of his punches, put a sharp Blade on his wrist n slice away. Fighting is not by size, its in d mind

Anonymous said...

Do u live on this blog priesthood? Sure say you get mat abi na mattress. Na wah oooo.
Me is just saying.
Linda, abeg give this guy a BSs in ....

Deola Naom said...

Haaa

kamaldeen yusuf said...

You said it all

Anonymous said...

I would call up with my "plan B babe".

Anonymous said...

Wetin dumb bell dey do for there, i go disfigure hinn muscle, wetin he carry for chest na just sign board...film trick..10k go disfigure aam..

Anonymous said...

i will fight him spiritually

Juliet Iwuno said...

Hehehehe! I can't deal o! Dis is serious temptation biko. Linda take note!

emmanuel erekosima said...

bullet into his forehead

Anonymous said...

I will enrol in a gym attend a lot of fighting classes then come back to him to know what gave him the guts. If he beats me, I'll be Nicky in Casino on his ass. I will come back with a .45 and blow his dick off.

Anonymous said...

Cry....

Ekwe Ndubuisi said...

I will squash his balls

PURPLE said...

Hahahahah. Nice

Anonymous said...

I will blow his head off.

Benneth Nwizege said...

i wont answer him.... i will just go and look for a machete and wait for him to come out and simply stab him..

wilheminna moses said...

Stupid question shaaa

Anonymous said...

i go put two bullets 4 his d*ck(blokos)

alex hman said...

i would kindly beg for forgiveness

Anonymous said...

I am sure he has not heard the Yoruba saying 'danwo lo bi iya okere". Just try am make we see.

Anonymous said...

I am sure he has not heard the Yoruba saying 'danwo lo bi iya okere". Just try am make we see.

Olajide Amoo said...

Lolzz...I'll just walk away #ABJID

Bimposhvilla oluwaseun said...

Walk away as if nothing happen..

LAS GidDY said...

IF WE ARE IN THE GYM....which means am a body builder/trainer as well, then we'll slug it out MAN TO MAN; BONE TO BONE. Ta! who you be??????

Anonymous said...

forget ur grabness oooo.....except bottle no de inside the gym.....we go still waylay you for corner....no just worry ur grabness, u go surely collect

Jennifer Disi said...

Hahahahaha..... So funny!
Most of your comment makes me laugh out loud.

Anonymous said...

I will shoot him

Anonymous said...

Pls where is Davidos goat ooo, abi his phone has finally pafuka. Libs should pls pity this wannabe and donate money for him so he can throw that FUFU phone away. I don't want him loosing his chance of getting Linda's prize oo.
EWU.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

ali zenith said...

ah pray @Ekwe mak u fit talk
na to waka pass do like say u no knw wetin happn*lol*

PURPLE said...

Hahahahah. Hilarious comments here! One said he'll fight him spiritually. Lool. Chai

prettiyz said...

Guys over to u while I read comments

andyss kloss said...

I will start accusing my girl friend, y are u shaking ur back like that to him.

henryolisa osita said...

Nigga no matter your size i can stand you..

Anonymous said...

Greatest gbagaun of the human race. Ogundiran isn't that you?

Anonymous said...

Will end relationship with the babe if she does not react, The girl's reaction is essential. I would do nothing.

Cynthia 9ja said...

9ja men will smile n be lyk dts ok while dia mind will be lyk "na bcoz u get § if nt i 4 show u"
Igbo boys wil organise touts 4 u,lol

Anonymous said...

I will smile to my girlfriend and tell her is okay.Trust me will face that guy with objects that's not friendly to his muscles.

Akinola Oyewole said...

DEM DON KNACK AM ALUWO (HIT AND FALL) BEFORE? MAKE IM COME TRY AM FOR IBADAN NAA

Han said...

Walk away

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

funny question.

gboyega said...

he better have a bullet proof vest on

Anonymous said...

He no go want try rubbish now, linda forget size o Levels pass levels

Anonymous said...

is not a grammatical error, its typo...and its not the first...you get the point..so whats the fuss about..give Linda a break..it aint easy..

Anonymous said...

i would grab his balls and squeeze the hell out of am sure he wont see that coming after am done he would be looking like DIDIRIN

kelvin andre said...

Ama kick his D

Anonymous said...

Aswear na bomb go explode no matter who he is or how big he is. my Girl is too precious for hes liking.

Anonymous said...

I have a set of skills I have acquired over the years. I will not confront you physically, but You'll meet Jesus within a week!

Anonymous said...

I have a set of skills I have acquired over the years. I will not confront you physically, but You'll meet Jesus within a week!

arome shuaibu said...

if i blow ham for chest, i swear e go die

Anonymous said...

He's a human so me and my girl. He will apologizes when he see that am not happy with what he did, then if he didn't apologize I will make him realize what he did is wrong.

ochouba chidinma said...

hehehehe........ which kia size mbok?

Fred obi said...

Thank him...n forget it happened

Ngozi said...

Cool answer. But l think he is stupid to ask a question like that. Trying to show off his muscles, he should learn to do things that will add value to life not coming on the internet to show his muscles. The man with the gun has the final say, renders your muscles USELESS.

Oderinde Adeyinka said...

Lol... I would just ask ma gf to leave him for God to judge.

Anonymous said...

I will put holy ring in my hand and shake him and he will start to dance DonJazy

Nnenne George said...

This guy is hottie.. If he slap my butt, I'll give him my boobs too 😉

www.autocare.com said...

its so simple ,i dont need to fight him, one bullet is okay for him.Having muscles these days is not appreciated like before .So no kain ,the guy go hear am ,if he tried it.

Andy Edde said...

i will congratulate him

mikiwonder said...

I will take on you head on. Cos i dont give a f**k. No matter his bicepts, i know where to touch him and he will pass on like a new born baby that has just finished breast feeding.

flimgee said...

I will apologz fr my gf's distraction.....omo

Anonymous said...

appeal to his sence of reasoning that what he is doing is disrespectful.....apparently tdats all i can do :)

Anonymous said...

I will call iyanya for him

Adekunle Joseph said...

I go fight am with nak and fall

Anonymous said...

Have guns finished in the market? OR Other weapons? Gun down his leg or better still cut it off.

Anonymous said...

That he pumps iron doesn't mean he can fight

Anonymous said...

A bullet is faster and stronger so I won't hesitate to give am one chop...Lol.. Thank God guns are legal here in the states...Lols...#standyourgroundlaws

Lewis said...

I'll 4give him n go 2 my village on his behalf

whizdom.. said...

Where you Linda wetn the guy fit do? shay the guy fit Chop BOTTLE......

Anonymous said...

Stupid question.. get my. 38 magnum and pump some bullets in that his stupid hands

okubote samuel said...

Ok na him size dey deceive ham abii he never see shubushere anasare na yoruba juju I qo use #kilokanmipeluradarada. Lindaobserve

Anonymous said...

Anony 4:29, pleeeeez mind your gramnar this hot day haaaba
Sharumi

Anonymous said...

WHAT WILL HE DO WHEN I REMOVE MY FULLY LOADED PUMP ACTION FROM SAFETY POINTING IT TO HIS FOREHEAD IS THE QUESTION HERE!UR SIZE AINT SHIT!!D STEEL AINT SIZE COMPLIANT!

Jay Boogie! said...

I will give him a Handshake and tell him to try it again...

Anonymous said...

I go take broken bottle deflate those muscle wey dey push u..

christie benjamin said...

Yeye men will walk away but real men will stand and fight....forget the guy size jor..

badboyzdoitright said...

I will beat his fucking ass...well, when he see's me he's most likely gonna apologise...#benefits of hitting d gym!

Anonymous said...

I'll ask him if he wants to slap her boobs too

Anonymous said...

I ll just say Dari is God oooo

Anonymous said...

Pls slap my bum
~D great anonymous!

Anonymous said...

Taaaaaaaaaaaa!

Amy said...

This is how you know a foolish man.

Anonymous said...

I'll whip his face with a dumb bell!

Anonymous said...

I would ask him if he would like to play the drum on her ass..... He should be my guest, I'll play the tambourine beside him.

Anonymous said...

I will kick his eggplant and he will lie on the floor. What matters most isn't the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

Anonymous said...

Dis kind person no dey use eye see broken bottle...
I go chuk all dat chest anyhow..

Asita Bunace Onisoya said...

I will tell him sorry and please forgive her and walk away

Anonymous said...

guy nah American u dey abi come try it for naija make u knw say small body no bie sickness

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Thywill Okpara said...

Guy, Some men are trained boxers; some are black-belt holders - I'm one of them... don't let your macho deceive you o. Stay in your lane.

Anonymous said...

Why does the bf have to be the one to do something about it, Bruv if I was the babe, My bf wouldn't have to do nothing cos my hands are quick thank u very much and I would have already bitch slapped the dude several times by myself for slapping my ass. Dont need no bf's help to defend myself and quite frankly we shouldn't teach our girl's that. Questions like this are the reason why feminism exist.

emmy oly said...

Linda 9mm still de market na

abujakenneth said...

I will apply the principle in MILAD LAGOS V OJUKWU

Samuel Oluwaseun said...

Charm will take you out in secs....not time to take a second look of your bold image.

Anonymous said...

My girl friend will know better she won't won't even say a word cos she knows her guy is a bad guy she would just tell him thank u and remind before she leaves that she is coming bk to thank him for the slaps and then her bad guy who knows some other bad guys comes thru...chest pass chest he will b on his knees cos I would hv shattered his knees with a baseball stick there he will first apologise to my woman and immediately downloads slaps on his chin till her palm begins to swell.....u don't fucking lay hands on a woman even if she is not my gf

Anonymous said...

Pls did u say shot him???¿

Anonymous said...

Since we are in the gym, I will get the sharpest equipment and pierce it right through his muscles, and make sure I give him an indelible mark. Every time, he sees that mark on his hand, he will remember not to slap someone else's girl on the ass. Slowpoke

brenda nzeh said...

no problem. i will ask casually what that was all about..and if response dey 'casual' i fit forgive' but if its arrogant...then i will go out and get him beaten or perhaps the sight of a gun later in the day will make him think twice on what he can do.....bottom line, no action until response determines it

Anonymous said...

Would Design ur Packs with the nearest bottle i find

Anonymous said...

I wilTel my GF 2 slap her own bac,afta den we go home..

Anonymous said...

i will ignore him for some time but still watching him closely, when he get carried away with his benching i will drop a dumbell on his head....... he day craze.

Okorie Oluchi said...

Gbam! My thought exactly

Lindas Addict said...

Na bullet sure pass , nigga feels is by muscles ? Don't u mess wit a gangster gf cus hima fuck u up real bad that u gonna lose ur not-making sense robot body,

Habiba Ummi Sambo said...

Anon.. ur English alone is enough. Lmfho

Bright Idemudia said...

I go slap am with dumbbell.............but I will later run sha with style

Blessing West said...

Then I guess what happened in 1972 might repeat itself!

solomon nobleman said...

I will move close to him in a fighting mode, then i will say our lords prayer, then i will forgive him, y bcuz in our lords prayer it says forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, then i will ask my girl to forgive me too for not killing my self, to cut d long story short. We will just forgive ourselves sha.

Anonymous said...

Poke him in the next with a knife...while he's not looking.

T girl said...

I am sooo proud of u . U r a smart brother. It is always better to LEAVE and LIVE to c another day !!

Anonymous said...

Ehn!? Didn't you see his 24 pack?

Anonymous said...

i gonna go find ur mama or sis and fing der puss

JohnCrown said...

It depends, if I am his match or a little more of his size, I'll challenge him but with this my tiny body, I'll just ask babe, 'what did u do to him' and when she replies 'nothing!' I'll say, bros I beg no vex. Cos I dare not even tell him the normal 'I hand u over to God

Anonymous said...

linda ikeji

I will only take a trip to the truck twice
unpacked the Mac 11, he will come ooutside

babs said...

Well it's not by muscles or big chest and body...he can easily intimidate a small sized guy but not me...I am not as big as he is o but am definitely taller than him but I actually don't think I can fight him sha by attacking unless I have got a piece to threaten his dumbest but I surely will not be a coward and just look away like nothing happened...I will definitely lambast his ass and call d police if it happened in a country like the US or UK

Kgbl147-escobar said...

i will beat him with bante or oruka ibile,or stab him with bottle i b confirm lasgidi boi..

Anonymous said...

lmaoooooooooooooooo....seems u guys can't spell *shoot* on LIB tho. smh

babs said...

What happened hommie....lol

Anonymous said...

BRUH! I'll make sure that's the last time he hit another woman's ass.

OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

@anonymous 4:48, u r mad. Oloshi.

Anonymous said...

Well, nothing much, I'll try and see if his chest can stop a bullet.

Anonymous said...

Well i am larger than him so he would not try that....He needs to work out more

yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com said...

Hahahaha hahahahahahaahahha

Anonymous said...

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flowers bringing if ......

Anonymous said...

Put my other girlfriend (45) to his head and squeeze.

Innocentia Anny said...

lol Dear boyfriend
Just walk away with your girlfriend
with lips sealed

14141717 said...

.....nigga 4 dey game... no go believe say all this muscle fit do shii... idajo okan ... u go kiss canvass sha ni

Anonymous said...

i will give him one bullet

Anonymous said...

i will give him one bullet

Anonymous said...

he will have to kill me cause i won't let it go, even if he breaks my leg i will definitely keep coming back.

Angel eyes said...

I go so beat am, I will inflate that muscle with beating. It is not by muscle o

Anonymous said...

Kick you on your balls and beat the heck outa you

Anonymous said...

Dude. I will just shoot you in the head, shiiiiiiit!!

Zenki Moye Brown said...

Perfect ansa.......The Lord will settle it...lolzzzzz


Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB......

badboyzdoitright said...

I knw this person...mr gidi...

Amaka Ngenegbo said...

@Nnenne, I just luv u girl. U don't pretend at all. But this dude is hot sha. Oya guys, over to u.



#TeamBlessed#

Henry Ekene Obianika said...

I will put him in my prayers.

Linda cogitate

Anonymous said...

Oh boy! Forget ur body, we go enter ourself.. By the tym I burst ur kneecaps, u and I would be of the same height.. #Teamekitimen

Tchid Mr TIL said...

This was how his type died some where in Benin. He allowed his size and muscle decieve him and a litu boy stabbed him to death and dumped his body in the gutter..Stupid people like this thought their muscles are bullet proof. Arrant nonsense. Even if he'll beat me, i must create a scene and either of us will visit the hospital.. I just commented

Anonymous said...

Oh boy! Forget ur body! We go enter ourself.. By the tym I burst ur kneecaps, u and I would be of the same height gba gbagbe yen.. #Teamekitimen

Cornelius Chukwu said...

I go letam go free! lol!!

Anonymous said...

Stupid question of the day

Anonymous said...

Exactly, it's nt by muscles.

Anonymous said...

I go throway face...I can't fight yo :(

Anonymous said...

Life is simple.. I would walk away... then pay 10 rugged area boys to put the fear of God into his dumb head.... power pass power..

theresa urateh said...

I will give him a knock on d head as Yoruba mothers do .

Nelson B said...

I'll shake his hand and join him

Ejikeme Okoli said...

I well so, I show him the other side of the butt. E no mean, is a free world. I no wen die

Anonymous said...

I go go do juju for the guy.

Anonymous said...

linda i swear we go fight die.

Anonymous said...

NO NEED TO FIGHT HIM. I WILL USE A GUN AND KILL HIM

victor cosmas said...

I go crush am.

Olutayo Oluwaseun said...

The Weapon of my warfare are not canal...its a spiritual something. lolz

corrosive said...

I wud fight back...its all abt d technique his size doesn't grantee D̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅τ̲̅ I cnt beat him...its abt speed,focus,idea...

Liddy said...

STERN, i love your comment! Confidence!
That's whatsup!

david ayuya said...

D question is what if am more packy dan he is, wld He?

Kenny K said...

Well na that time u go know say average nigerian guy sabi shoot gun and bullet na less than 200 naira.

Wadoo Wadoo said...

Well, I will write him a letter and send it by second class post telling him that as a Christian or a Muslim, he should not be doing such things. And if he wants, I can always get him wife from Africa (Ghana or South Africa women will be best, our naija girls r a bit too flat in that department, no disrespect, we like them like that) who is well gifted in that department so that he can if he likes turn her behind into a drum. I am sure he will be happy about it and apologise to me for touching my girlfriend. Ha ha ha.

Jenny Kiki said...

Linda I am hot here now, pls send the guy contact to me

Wadoo Wadoo said...

On second thoughts, I will go to my law office and write him a letter, warning him that what he has done is criminal assault and a trespass to person and he must not do it again. If he does it I will report him Asari Dokunbor, Tompolo, IG of police, DSS, DMI,, my pastor and boko Haram and Patience Jonathan. Boy! D man go fear me. Chai chai, Linda how you see am? Even you self go fear this rain wen I deh draw seriously for the letter.

Anonymous said...

He is fool because he is looking for trouble; has not heard of judo and kunfu? Big muscle is just hype because most of them cannot fight. He should be careful because he can be stabbed.

Marcus Nyoung tha-legend said...

i will be clueless if only we lived in a lawless country....get him arrested, muscle no make am God na

Anonymous said...

The chairman believes himself

Anonymous said...

Who does he think he can intimidate. I will tear his muscle and make him realize it's not by body. I don dey vex now sef

Anonymous said...

Where did u find gun ode. If ur so tough why go outside and wait, do it right there and then

Anonymous said...

I will stab him to death

Anonymous said...

I will say in a surprised and angry mode 'Man, what did you do that for?'. Then I will say to my babe ' forget about that idiot. So many mad people everywhere now, even in the gym'. We will walk away.

Anonymous said...

Body dey catch dis guy o. Na David go beat Goliath again.

Marcus tha-legend said...

i will be clueless if only we lived in a lawless country....get him arrested, muscle no make am God na

Anonymous said...

Heen As a typical Hausa/Fulani guy trust me within the split of a second he would be struggling to pack his Intestines.No big deal,one down period.

okunlola seun said...

Will ask him to apologize or i will make him

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