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Friday, 17 October 2014

Birthday meat: Two friends arrested for goat theft in Ondo state

Officials of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, Ondo state command, have arrested two friends, Segun Agagu and Gbenga Adedipe (pictured above) for stealing a goat which they intended to use for a birthday celebration.

According to Vanguard, the young men who reside in Akure, stole the goat in the middle of the night and hid it at 2 Ijigba street, Oda road in Akure, the state capital. When the goat owner realized her goat had been stolen, she raised an alarm and a search by the NSCDC men led them to these two men

The state Commandant of the NSCDC, Andrew Igwe Ugwumba said after proper investigations, the suspects will be charged to court for prosecution. Funny story!

140 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Linda biko no kill me.

Shina Shine said...

Cool story lmao

BORN TO SHINE!!!

Anonymous said...

this NSDC peeps are really doing their jobs ooo from goat rape to goat theft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!! good job guys...... hehehehe

Anonymous said...

dis pipo no go kill person

Anonymous said...

lol..mtchew..Goldensarah9@yahoo.com

Subomi said...

Seriously?

GLORIA HALLIDAY said...

Very funny...

ONYX GODWIN said...

And they released a press statement for this? Even took a photo of them? I must b dreaming!

phinite said...

Nscdc men lunch seach for a goat...nawa o. Yoruba n party (faaji)

ALABEKEE said...

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samuel sleek said...

Laf no go kill here
Lily ur caption is epic




.....SƖεεkz

cupid cupid said...

Too bad

Anonymous said...

NSDC now doin d work of Nigeria police force....Shame on police




~Jslimz~

ochouba chidinma said...

ise aye things!! #bad market#

Bonita Bislam said...

Lol ambitionless thieves!

hilary obiorah said...

Goat! LOL talk about stealing the show!! The corps just ruined a perfectly planned birthday! Guess jail wouldn't make an ideal location.

Anonymous said...

Actually it's not very funny. If we had a better society, people would not be trying to steal goats to celebrate their birthdays.....

Anonymous said...

Actually it's not very funny. If we had a better society, people would not be trying to steal goats to celebrate their birthdays.....

Anonymous said...

And this is supposed to be news!!!! politicians steal billions of naira everyday and we're here reading bout 2 friends who collabo'd to steal 1 goat????.....lmfao.#ThisWorldSef

bouqui said...

lol,na by force to do bday?linda pls post my comments o

femi idowu said...

He he he Segun agagu again........

Anonymous said...

awon ode..Lmao

Kehinde Tolu said...

Why did they Spoil the Party... If you never thief meat before raise your hand up.. Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Observe the professionalism in the way that guy is carrying that goat...
That is a skill

Olusoji said...

Why charging them to court. The missing goat has been found what else... Stop take irrelevant case to court.

Anonymous said...

Na birthday meat don't forget that...useless lazy fellow young men


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Unilag big girl caught with her sugar daddy in an hotel



Wife catches husband enjoying himself with a lady in the car



Girl Transformed into Snake when Boys Force to do things with Her in the Bush



D ROCK said...

See club in portharcourt where ladies take off their clothes to entertain customers!

Anonymous said...

hehehe,power of poverty,funny story..Goldensarah9@yahoo.com.

OLAOPA ABIODUN said...

God have mercy.

E teddy said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

Charge to court ke.....
Hmmn...its good... It would reduce crimes...

Anonymous said...

The Oga at the top in charge of NSCDC must really have a thing for goats. No kidding just...dahs all!

Uche Emma said...


Poverty

Anonymous said...

lmao..linda ur story caption tho..

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Anonymous said...

Awww...they wanted to use it for bbq...

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Anonymous said...

Alarm over?!..check out the goat..News has lost its quality.


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Anonymous said...

Na so ondo state ppl be, goats roaming everywhere why won't dey steal it.

Anonymous said...

Dis is funny

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Wow Or Eww? Denrele shares topless photo for 'No Bra Day'!

Joseph Ononaye said...

abeg...make dem leave these guys jare...they should go after those stealing our millions

Young elite said...

Stupid guys ! So your birthday celebration will be very joyous.......Foolish people,Quickly run to prison and learn your lesson.

Anonymous said...

Misplaced priority, now dey go after goat thieves, efcc goes after fishermen our dearest men of. The police unit go after N100 and soldiers run away from book haram. It's now harder to steal crayfish Dan billions. Nigeria I hail thee

horluwatosyne said...

Nah gbe wure bi dat....#teamlindaikeji#

Anonymous said...

NSDC people get time sha, investigating the small goat. lmao

Anonymous said...

Birthday meat SAGA lol

Ruth Iriri said...

Lmaooo...

Anonymous said...

N dats how u know a good frnd ........chai!!!!

Uche Emma said...

Until the situation of the country improves .......

dayballher said...

≠please save the future of 5000 law school student

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Lols! : Omo Ola say so

Anonymous said...

Dem dey go court for stealing of goat too, na waoo

kikkypinky said...

LMAO man must survive na,imagine wat some1 wuld be charged 2 court 4. Funny story

christie benjamin said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously funny. ****QUEENMAYA***

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Anonymous said...

Laff wan kimme here I swear.

Anonymous said...

quack..dem no see politicians wey dey chop our moni to catch..e kun be goat theft wey dem see kun publisyz

jerry said...

Buhahahahahaha ........ Goat thief!

Neks said...

hahaha this just made my day! court; for goat!?

lgho said...

Laff wanna kill me hear linda oo..d party 4 2swt oooo assuming dem no catch dem..

mary 4real said...

Linda won't kill us wit al dis funny story. Haba! Celebration no b by force nau. C trouble... Cnt stop laughing

Mistique said...

Birthday turn sour! Hahaha

Anonymous said...

make them leave them jare...




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Anonymous said...

The fact that their intent was to eat it not sell it...they should only pay fine n not sentenced or any other hash judgment,and na diz kind thief una dey fit catch sef,hungry people,shame on u nscdc

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooo see something.

@lwkmd_naija
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Daniel Abiaziem said...

Lol na this kind thief ppl they catch and he go enter news.............lol !!!!
Breezy-p

Anonymous said...

Goat ke

ELVIS EMEKA said...

Goat again?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Diz laff made me dance limpopo.. I don't knw wot to say sef *Flora*

Anonymous said...

see as dat one pose,his is proud of himself.

Anonymous said...

Lol...orisirisi!

Anonymous said...

Ojuju! Ehya, party don cast lol... #CoolJay

Anonymous said...

Lol...orisirisi!

Evans Uyos said...

BushMeat don catch d hunter o.
I cant laff o.......

Peculiar Chukwu said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

And so...d fowl wey I don fowlnap,i no fit count am..I do my own in d broad daylight pelu awon goonz mi..opiro finz..d people wey dey steal d monee wey fit feed d whole Nigeria for years dem no c dem catch..na just ewure lasan.."in babasuwe's voice"ewure ti won kan fe san je"..speakin of nscdc well done..se na people wey dey steal goat u won dey catch abi...na wa 4 u oo

chinelo igbokwe said...

Funny story

Anonymous said...

dis is no news linda

Anonymous said...

Goat thieves paraded in public, kleptocrats praised on Twitter.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Anonymous said...

ooooh u won celebrate birthday u go steal goat

Anonymous said...

na wao, y dem no allow dem eat d Asun before em go jail. Lol o.

Juliet Onyejekwe said...

Rotfl

adenle mayowa said...

Lol, can't stop laughing, so hilarious. #MVP

Anonymous said...

if na beta crime dem go cover dier face

ayino said...

LOL people are stealing billions ,this ones are being accused of stealing a goat,hmm odiegwu

ayino said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

but waitoooo,a goat 4 birthday?Calm down i jst dey ask.Nawa!Surely linda it rily a funny story.

Victoria George said...

Aunty Linda, you and your headline . you are so funny ooo.@ birthday meat.

APPLE said...

Thieves!

Zenki Moye Brown said...

HABA

Anonymous said...

Segun agagu and adedipe...2 big names in ondo state.lol.

Anonymous said...

haaaaaaaaaaha,nkpo aba ooo birthday meat

Chinny Cruise said...

Lmao....I ♡ to read such story #buah

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OMOBA said...

Ah swear down... na thunder go fire these enforcement agencies down especially EFCC...political nd grade A thieves r out there, they won't get arrested not to talk of being prosecuted. It is petty theft they will be poking nose into....petty theft that could be avoided or kept at bay if the government did what they should do.. Awon oloshy gbogbo!! They dun spoil birthday for d poor dude now. But shoo....the woman too kana ooo...cos of goat...she call NSCDC...lwkmd

tina said...

Hahahahahahahahahahah I nor fit laugh ooooooo

~Guzeh~ said...

Lmao...Naso Birthday spoil. Hahaha! Dis really cracked me up.*(Y) linda ikeji.

Anonymous said...

They Will parade Goat thief aand Give chieftaincy title and political position to the likes of Al**** that stole billions..its called hunger that made them to steal

Anonymous said...

Laf wan tia ma pant...

Anonymous said...

na by force to celebrate birthday? This is wot happens wen youths can't cut dia coat according to dia size. Nafisato4@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

U haff killiiii me With laffff...

Debbie Chelsea said...

Hahahahahahahaha

ogechukwu ugwuanyi said...

CHINKEKE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao theses guyz wam chop goat pepper soup...olubukola daniels aka blackmamba...

Nusitech said...

No...Not the baby goat. How many people are they planning on feeding this party. Lmfao!

Abiakam Ebere said...

Nowwwwww uuuu willllll celebrateeeeeee urrrrrr birthdayyyyyyy in prison, hahahahhahhahhahhh hunger in high places

DENNIS said...

Ahaaaahahahaha. .very funny...more funny is one of the boys name...SEGUN Agagu....

Mims said...

No be unto say the NSCDC ppl no get work wey dem they do. I can categorically say they are daft

shollymama said...

Nofin wey we no go read abt oh #rotfl#

Anonymous said...

Wћε̲̣ñ NSCDC men are suppose to look out fo̶̲̥̅̊я̣ original thieves( Politicians) they re busy catching nobody. Soon it will ße chicken Α̲̅πϑ Turkey

snowflix said...

Lmao!!! This story no be here o, what a news from Linda #onelovefromSnow#

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha very funny Linda

faith anah said...

Stealing 'bad spirit'...may God hep dem

Anonymous said...

Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahaaaaaaahgahaha! Abeg mk dem leave the niggas jare make dem enjoy dia Bday bash jor! Chaai! Dis NSCDC dey always spoil small small shows for boyz o, aswear!

Tinymous said...

Jobless nigro's

Anonymous said...

Na poverty be dis one

NWIGWE VICTOR ANAYO said...

Very 9iz job @ NSDC... That's all. Ignorance and poverty ; d two major enemy of man.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm,wrong year nd wrong birth date 4 dis guys.lolz#@shery parker

Anonymous said...

Ndi oshi ewu.....lmao

ngozi sabina said...

Cool business

ayino said...

Funny story

ngozi sabina said...

Cool business

Martha E. Ikejiuba said...

Stealing is stealing, no matter what is stolen,if they are curbed they will grduate to armed robbery..na from Clap them they enter dance...

Abiakam Ebere said...

Hbd ndi oshi

Anonymous said...

abeg wat about those dat steal millions becos of goat dem carry person, make dem go catch those stealing our money

chinwe assumpta said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Odikwa egwu ooo

Anonymous said...

Why is this news???

Chidiebere Nweke said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Very funny o, charged to court 4 stealing goat, na wa o....#Nifemi#

nnam mimi said...

Nonsense, dis is d kind of case our oga @ d top will see as case..our big politicians ni? Welcome to naija.

Anonymous said...

All in d name of goat. Echabo

Anonymous said...

I no fit laff oh #big grin

Anonymous said...

Look at the English you want to start up a blog with. Lunch ni breakfast Ke
T!007

Anonymous said...

Na wa

Deo Duce said...

Is this a joke. Wait ok it's a joke

olubukola luro said...

Bet y naa awom omo iye mi?

They shud let them go jor

Anonymous said...

Guys wan chop correct asun

Annette A said...

This Ekiti and Ondo stealing and robbery of a thing is now the top in Naija daily news. Na wa o. orisi risi

joy jin nwasoka said...

What a shame?

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