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Saturday, 18 October 2014

Couple having sex in sea become stuck together and have to be separated in hospital

Hard to believe but that is what Italian media reported this week...lol. An unidentified Italian couple had to be rushed to the hospital this week after their genitals got stuck together while having sex in the sea at Porto San Giorgio in the Marche region of Italy

According to Italian newspaper Il Mattino, the man and woman called for help about 30minutes after they went into the sea. A woman walking along the deserted beach heard their call for help and handed them a towel. Other locals went to rescue the embarrassed couple and called an ambulance. It took about an hour for an ambulance to get there and take the couple to the hospital.

A doctor was able to free them by administering an injection to dilate the woman's uterus. Doctors later told the press that the man was 'unable to extricate himself from the woman due to suction'.

102 comments:

Anonymous said...

wati nor good for your health quit

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol. Shey Dem be dog?


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Bishop Dammy said...

Thank God they are fine now..it is well. Psalm 23:1. BishopDammy#

Anonymous said...

wonders

Anonymous said...

Nawao.

Anonymous said...

lol,cant stop laughing,so jazz dey for abroad..Goldensarah9@yahoo.com

Nao Nao said...

which kan wahala be dis?

Jessica law said...

They will be sacred to have sex again after wat happened nawa.

Neymar said...

WoooOow, orishirishi, Wetin persin no go hear. Some Nigerians wld hav miss interpret it say na voodoo

hilary obiorah said...

Hehehehehehehe they will think twice before having sex in water again!

yaya neji said...

LiLi I actually saw dis on facebook Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo I cud not just stop lafin, white pple sha der can have s** anywher

inope victory said...

Ghen ghen!!!! The sea godess is at work!

Neks said...

hahaha, imagine if any one of them was cheating on their partner?

Ezinwa said...

This is not the first time such incident has occurred. It happened in Kenya in mid 90s between highly regarded religious figures. It is a biological condition. The problem is that in Africa it would be attributed to witches and spirits.

Ezinwa said...

This is not the first time such incident has occurred. It happened in Kenya in mid 90s between highly regarded religious figures. It is a biological condition. The problem is that in Africa it would be attributed to witches and spirits.

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooo.... Till death do them apart.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

sunny said...

Very funny

ifylove said...

of all places is in d sea, dat is a punishment from d god of d sea.

Anonymous said...

Mami water also got feelings incase u dnt know lol

onyinye Gloria said...

Wonders are many on earth

Emmanuelsweb.com said...

This is an embarrassment of a lifetime.

Olumide David said...


Iriri aiye tinz! Nnkan mbe

damsel lohi said...

Na wa oh,sex in the sea,I can't stop laughing.

boylaw young said...

If it happuns to be here in nigeria , we would say its spiritual.

Charles Onyebuchi said...

D Mamy-water wey dey inside that sea don vex gum them together. Yeye pple, so dey no see other place to have sex na inside sea.

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Anonymous said...

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RHOSE E said...

Lolzz

Ms Tee said...

Tooh! Nkan nbe.

cynthia kama said...

Story for the gods.

Ogundare Imisiayo said...

na wa o
i neva hear dis 1 bf

Anonymous said...

Dem b dog nd bitch

mbuba amaka said...

Funny comments here. Na mami water gum them together. Thank God they're married,if not yawa don gas for them.

fly guy said...

Magun at work, killer pussy

Don Ocso said...

It's predictable... water does not allow for free flow of air.

Austin Sinach said...

Magun don catch am abi d punani secretes super glue? Lolz

EMMANUEL OKEKE said...

Magun at work

Anonymous said...

MAGUN OF LIFE.

Chidimma Okorafor said...

Magun tins... Lolzzz

Anonymous said...

plz is 13 years gap too much between intending couples.dats wen d man is older

Anonymous said...

the sea is jealous lol

Endtime Olamide said...

Lol funny.

Anonymous said...

Rather , to sex do them apart

Anonymous said...

That pussy must be good asf...ma nigga wanted to enter it.

I'm jealous :)

Anonymous said...

Loool @ ' sea goddess' post!

ella john said...

Lolzz the sea goddess must be angry hahahahahah can't stop laughing.
Faceoflib

Shina Shine said...

Funny
Incredible
I guess it's a joke

BORN TO SHINE!!!

doby said...

....or attribute it to 'magun'

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha haha yah mami water Don vex say why would dey have sex on top of there head. Embarrassment of the century

Anonymous said...

Maybe that exact place wey dem be dey near mami-water + papi-water bedroom...so many funny peeps.

Anonymous said...

this oyibo sef, na wa oooo...

Anonymous said...

What God has joined together, let no man put asunder. VIA 264D9FB0

chigozie adindu said...

If na naija, dia own don big cos nobody will move close to dem...'mamiwater' and 'papiwater' lol. If e sure for you near dem. Who wan die? ~ceze

pascal cyprian said...

Funny dudes

Rita Usman said...

Dis one na gobe original gobe

Joey said...

Lol! Bad thing dey sweet sha........

Joey said...

Lol! Bad thing dey sweet sha........

Anonymous said...

Na so!

Anonymous said...

Magun @ work

Anonymous said...

Lolzzzzzz

APPLE said...

It serves them right, next time they will go to the bedroom. Pigs!

Anonymous said...

Sex madness

faith anah said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah mami water don vex

Anonymous said...

na wa ooooo.. are they for real?? lmao

Anonymous said...

YUK! MADNESS!

Anonymous said...

Na how conji hold them reach

Gloriafines Okaiman said...

Serves them right next time they will do a proper research before experimenting. Mtcheeeeeew

Anonymous said...

heheheo oyibo get magun!

michael said...

Funi,sex in d sea!

Anonymous said...

Lol 4 sure they ll have a sex in d sea story to tell.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaahahhahaa...ĦΦώ dem go dey DO for mammywater territory???

Anonymous said...

ĦΦώ dem go dey DO for mammywater territory???

talkwalker said...

I was beginning to think if they are yoruba's

Anonymous said...

Gobe.

Aba Is Good said...

This is embarrassing. God have mercy .

Anonymous said...

Thing one is strooong.Eleyi gidi gááán!!!!!





G.BOBBY

Anonymous said...

PJT~People Join Together

Anonymous said...

Lol nawo oh

Ron Linus said...

Lolzzz hope this doesn't happen to me o, its embarrassing asf

GLORIA HALLIDAY said...

Magun!!!!

olubukola luro said...

Haha
Said the man got stuck due to suction? Lmao
Na wa o

Godsmark 0sagie said...

S*x on d beach???.. lol.. dem.dey form say dem dey romantic. See where being romantic don lead dem to... awon otey couple... rotf

Anonymous said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

Lolz

Anonymous said...

Dem dey form romantic.. I'm sure dey would never try dat again in their life

Anonymous said...

lol i know some pple go say na magun! LeHime!

Jade said...

Magun tins oh! Haha

Okoro said...

Shey him go try enter again?

Anonymous said...

Doby shut up...you are the one that is wrong.

Pikuda Johnson said...

Na wa ooo

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehehe! killer pussy

Anonymous said...

@fly guy, Abeg no kill me for my mama. Too funny

Anonymous said...

na wa ooo

Anonymous said...

i pray my husband gets stuck like that on all the whores he's always sleeping with and lying about..

janie said...

my gosh! dats hoooot... c'mon guys aint u gonna try it out? go make u fator hahahahah lwkm

janie said...

thats hoooot..... c'mon guys aint u gonna try it out? go make u fator lwkmd hehehe

Anonymous said...

Dear if d checks out on all d oda qualities u wnt wot else r u lukin fr....dey r more important tins 2 consider his faith in God, character n so on..age is d last tin if at all it shld b der..marriage wit older men most times last longer cos der r mor maturd

Subomi said...

interesting

Anonymous said...

The gods ar wise! Lolzzz

Anonymous said...

HahahahahAahahahah verry funny#Iam Kendiee

joy jin nwasoka said...

Na sO dey tin swt dem, that they can't go to their apartment.......la wa.....

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