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Thursday, 5 March 2015

Can a Smartphone Really Give You an Orgasm?

The future of sex has arrived: Durex’s new digital technology division prepares to announce mobile technology breakthrough

The world’s number one sexual wellbeing brand Durex hastoday revealedthat it hasdiversified into digital technology ahead of a major product launchit claims could revolutionise our sex lives.


Durexlabsis the company’s first significantstep into the digital marketplace, with the division’s manifesto being to embrace changing social behaviours and the paradigm of intimacy and mobile technology.

Durexlabs will imminently announce what it describes as its first game-changing product, a technological breakthrough that will actually help users achieve an orgasm. It was developed in partnership withtech entrepreneurSusie Lee, CEO of Siren Mobile.  One of the leading lights in the world of mobile technology, Lee’sexpertise as a biochemist, biophysicist and visual artist have brought a fresh perspective on our evolving relationships with mobile technology.

Richard Arnold, Head of Research and Development Durex, says: “With our deep understanding of arousal and the impulses involved, it was only natural for us to look at how we could combine this with digital technology.  

“We took inspiration from modern habits and our ever growing reliance on portable technology for virtually everything in day to day life and our market research has identified a genuine desire for this technology in our sex lives.”

Susie Lee, CEO of dating app Siren, says: “It’s been such an incredibly exciting process working with Durexlabs.  Through the proliferation of smart phones, social media and dating apps, technology has proven a hugely successful medium in bringing people together and maintaining close relationships. With Durexlabs we are taking the next vital step by embracing technology to amplify human connection in the bedroom and improve our sex lives.”

Durex is looking for beta testers around the world to be the first to experience this new breakthrough.  Anyone can register their interest in advance for updates from Durexlabs via www.durex.com/durexlabswhere they will receive a first look and free accessopportunity for a limited period.

82 comments:

Edem victor said...

ORISHIRISHI.


OKORO UPGRADED**

Cute G said...

This is preposterously discombobulating. What?

Juliet Iwuno said...

Hian! Oyinbo people have come again. Linda go sleep abeg, your typing no dey dis world again. Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

Hian! Oyinbo people have come again. Linda go sleep abeg, your typing no dey dis world again. Linda take note!

igwe Adaobi said...

There is nothing we will not see o
How will it work sef

dudette said...

Guys y'all will soon be off the market... #sipszobo#

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

Yes it can even shower cap. Lindaobserve

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Omg... Lmaooo.... We are not machines o..
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

christie benjamin said...

Revolutionise someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with their brain washed technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be lesser sexual starvation probs.


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christie benjamin said...

Revolutionize someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with the way they brain washed us with technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be less sexual starvation probs.


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christie benjamin said...

Revolutionize someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with the way they brain washed us with technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be less sexual starvation probs.


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Shina Shine said...

i can't find anything pertaining to orgasm in this write up





#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

christie benjamin said...

Revolutionise someone's sex life? White people won't kill us with their brain washed technology. If true then its wonderful at least there will be less sexual starvation probs.


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Anonymous said...

AuthurWilliams:


Yes na, y phone nor fit give orgasm when ordinary novel (50shades of grey) and even candle dey give am. Durex wan get women consumers.


LindaHelpMe

Anonymous said...

AuthurWilliams:


Yes na, y phone nor fit give orgasm when ordinary novel (50shades of grey) and even candle dey give am. Durex wan get women consumers.


LindaHelpMe

Anonymous said...

AuthurWilliams:


Yes na, y phone nor fit give orgasm when ordinary novel (50shades of grey) and even candle dey give am. Durex wan get women consumers.


LindaHelpMe

tolu adewunmi said...

Na wa oooo

Adebisi Katibi said...

Hunhun, na orishirishi we go dey see

OKECHUKWU CHINEDU T. said...

nothing way oyibo no go introduce in the name of computer age

9jahub.com said...

i see

Anonymous said...

The only thing that can give a Nigerian chick orgasm is money


i hope the technology will credit their accounts

Lala said...

Linda, go test and let us know!

Chef Dimario Emmanuelle' said...

Chai! there is God oh!

Jules Louis said...

Improving sex lives is great. But anything aside doing it d normal way is crazy

Dunne Psalm said...

Nah wah watin Oyinbo nor go take chop our money me I nor go believe thecnology till go fit download food chop

danny-G said...

rubbish... wen d brain stops thinking positive... *linbaby i don come*

Tamia lixir said...

It'll never work for me

RareSpecie Z said...

Some weird ish. I think humans will soon artificialise everything natural about the world n its gon be a sorry situation as our Emotions n other ish that makes us human will be lost.

Mesky said...

Ok



Linda bear that in mind!!

sharon ichu said...

Ndi ocha Abia kwa! Wat d hell.

rolawe lemmy said...

Orgasm in the face of stinging poverty,its alright to say.
They can test it on a horse!

seun said...

Hmmm.... them go pay

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Issokay

Subomi said...

makes no sense to me.. for now

Cornelius Chukwu said...

Hope things of this nature, would not make us to lose interest in ourselves.

Clawd said...

Morning....

Hector Patrick said...

Can u imagine goats,messing with the one true natural happiness man gat left,why don't first try it on themselves and their children,ndi ala..

Anonymous said...

Can it suck dick tho?

white Berry said...

Noted!!!

Seu said...

No technology can replace dipping one's 'fountain pen' in the 'inkpot'!
As they sy, 'if its not panadol, e no fit be panadol'!

gmog said...

So interesting...v signed up sha

anita chisom said...

Hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

How interesting

Gay Life of an Anonymous Writer

Olatunji said...

I hear oooo. T-jay

Linda Fashion Blog said...

Nothing person no go hear. Can't wait to see how it will happen.


Lindahrisfashion.blogspot. com

ary said...

There is a Maserati that is all a Wifi hotspot so anything is possible these days.

Udoka Emereonye said...

lol. Over to my neighbor.

New post up on the blog.
www.udokajane.blogspot.com

ENNY said...

Nonsense!!!

PHREY MUSIC said...

Runs gals are in trouble, in fact women in general are in trouble,with this women will b totally useless o

Pius Oluwe said...

There's nothing like natural sex

Pius Oluwe said...

There's nothing like natural sex

Sarah Asuquo said...

Hmm...na wa o, wats dis world turning into. A mobile to improve ur sex life?

Anonymous said...

Nawa o...this is amazing!

Sarah Asuquo said...

Hmmm...how is this even possible?

Rex Aniah said...

Wish'em well!

Anonymous said...

#odiegwu. What are they encouraging ? Masturbation???? Its well.

Olive Lo said...

Confusion

ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Too good to b true. If any tin abt dis was for real then Linda wil hav experience it over and over again. Thus a lot of testimonies on LIB even frm d readers mostly frm "Linda Take Note".

ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Too good to b true. If any tin abt dis was for real then Linda wil hav experience it over and over again. Thus a lot of testimonies on LIB even frm d readers mostly frm "Linda Take Note".

Anonymous said...

God bless our military!!!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Military! thank you President Jonatahn for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Military! thank you President Jonathan for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Military! thank you President Jonathan for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Military! thank you President Jonathan for equipping the military. And thank you God Almighty, to You be the glory!

Anonymous said...

Praise God!! APC is weeping now.

Anonymous said...

Praise God! This is causing a heart attack for APC. Their Boko boys are being wiped out. The March forwrad continues.

Anonymous said...

#smh - soon there will be no need for a man in a woman's life as per relationships of any kind.

THERE ARE VIBRATORS

SPERM BANKS

YOUNG BOYS

GUNS AND SECURITY AT THE DIAL OF THE PHONE

THEY WORK SO THEY HAVE THEIR MONIES

THEY CAN PAY FOR MUSCULAR MEN

SWILL MARTIN said...

Wait ooo na fones people won con use de masturbate nau abiii???ok ooo cntinue since na only u wka cum.

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

Absolutely preposterous and insane.

ada dinma said...

Lol.things are really happening.

Emmanuel Apalowo said...

Applying to be a beta tester for sure!

ebonyz... said...

ok

ebonyz... said...

ok

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hmmmm them don carry come again o.

Anonymous said...

If Buhari can make a man that is not serious for 6 years to be serious in 6 weeks ...It means 1 week of Buhari as president will be a great blessing. George Udom

I agree with u completely GU

Bibian Obunse said...

Wonders shall never end...

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Heeheeeee cant wait to see how this works. I did not register ooooo lol

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