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Friday, 6 March 2015

TF? Lady takes to social media to make a very humble request..lol

A lady made a humble request to whoever stole her dildo to kindly return it. Yes! Dildo. She said it was charging in her room but was stolen when she left the door open. She even had the nerve to quote the bible over the a dildo. Lol. Social media will not kill somebody! See the full pic after the cut...


188 comments:

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

People r weird and yes its not a crime to own a sex toy. Linndaobserve

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

People r weird and yes its not a crime to own a sex toy. Linndaobserve

@MEETDREALEVANS said...

Why don't she buy anoda 1....attention seeker...

Omoye Zenki Moye Brown said...

Cant believe dis.........

Moye says so via BB Passport...Courtesy LIB....

Juliet Oranagwa said...

Lol wonders shall never end. Abeg o make dem return her thing o

Cute G said...

All for publicity stunt. Why didn't she show her face? The work of overdosed pills.

prettiyz said...

Lol,there is nothing I won't see

Flora Akunaeziri said...

Lwkmd... Y won't she go on social media 2 request 4 it... Did u c d size of dat tin???? Nawa o

Alloy Chikezie said...

What rubbish! She should also report to security operative and also use Google search to look for it.

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Zoë said...

She is just trying to pull traffic to her self. There is something she is about to sell, watch ou.

ndidiamaka said...

what nonsense hissing

ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Oh! I thought it was only in Nigeria tins like dis do happen. Dis is of no use, wht she could hav done was to publish it on national newspaper. Nonsense!

Sweet Mary ...@mzz_mary1 said...

Lmao
Craze pple

Shina Shine said...

lol
funny lady





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Alabekee Ola said...

OMG! Is this girl for real?
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ugo said...

Sorry Abuse of social media!

anams oluchi said...

U get mind oh

BONARIO NNAGS said...

If she's so proud of her action, why hide her face?

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

mercy faleke said...

O Lord deliver her IJN amen!

Anonymous said...

lmao........... is she kidding me. pls retirn her dildo oo b4 someone gets infected .

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oluchi clara onyeanu said...

lol funny

Julius Tha Freshboi said...

She's sick upstairs! Defo!

Loretha Amajuoyi said...

please return her dildo linda. wonders shall never end.

wilheminna moses said...

Pls whoever that stole her husband shud return it.....

Sarah Asuquo said...

Hehehe...pls whoever stole it should pls return it o.

igwe Adaobi said...

Lol
Some people be jobless
I don't think is real
Maybe she just did for attention

Damolia De Best said...

She is so dem Sick !!!!

ary said...

No shame!! No shame at all! Society's moral fibre is at its tiniest and churches have become so liberal you can use a bible quote to justify anything!

Anonymous said...

tz nt funny,cheap publicity.
aittyfinest xyz

Iriase ikhile said...

Its sad what we humans ave grown to become overtime all in the name of Civilization and Freedom.Pls whomever stole from her should return it ASAP

RareSpecie Z said...

Mentally ill patients comes in different shades. Hope she gets help quick.

Dunne Psalm said...

Will I call her crazy or just funny Onyx I beg return her Dildo Lmao

ik said...

nothing wey i kn go hear...........mmmmmmmmmm

Mercy Kings said...

Dis is stupid sha how would social media know about her stolen dildo she said it was charging in her room ask d guys who live with u or d house

E - Rella said...

Oya Pls they got to return it to this Miss... Pls visit rellaidiovo.blogspot.com

Emeruem Chijoke Stanley said...

And thou shall not use dildo as well.

Cici said...

How can one steal a used dildo??? That's just disgusting

Dreezy of kuvuki said...

Eheheheh, wonders ohhh, see as the first pic resemble my own Sha Ahahah

Anonymous said...

Nawa 4 u oooo if u nor see den go buy anoda one na. NEXT!!!!!

Karlsson said...

She's got a lot of time to waste. Ubanagum

Wisdom Aku said...

She should start 4rm her friends cos is only women can steal it

Morenikeji Gbadamosi said...

lolzzzzzzzzz i don die social media sha smhh

Dennis Power said...

Na wa...

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humphrey nwokolo said...

It's very important to her linda, I no blame her, it's better to use dildo to avoid STD's, so go girl.....lol

Justina Michael said...

Na wa o. Nothing wey person no go see or read for social media.

sandra white said...

no be small thing o so this fine babe no get strong guy wey go dey screw her na dildo she dey use lol abeg the thief shoul please return it to her abeg

ENNY said...

Craziness of the highest order!

Anonymous said...

i toooootally feel her frustration. it is big and black plus it looks real! no be small black magic lol!

Adebola Adenola said...

Oh ma God!!!!omg.....laff wan kill me o! Dido indeed....funny!

Qomforte Adebisi said...

Hehehehehehe,Na Wa O!

ENNY said...

Craziness in its highest order!

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious but bringing in God in such way is insulting wen u replacing his work.

SUE JORDAN said...

THE WORLD HAS REALLY CHANGED...

Cedar Chinwuba said...

Get another one.. Someone needs it better than u do..

Anonymous said...

I guess the lady is insane to as of such immoral stuff online. Go get a man and stop fooling yourself.

Grace Bassey said...

Stupidity at it peak.



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Efemena Sowho said...

Lool....wetin we no go see & hear 4 Social Media?...smh :)

Chioma shoyan said...

Ahahahah!! I don die for laughter here oh. Chaii uwa nmabi.

Adedotun Kay said...

Lol...wat wont we read from social media. Wat a joke, she shud v shown her face na. Come to tink of it, dt sh!t is huge mehn.

Ogechi@ afakos@yahoo.com said...

Is she not ashamed

Otobong Umoren said...

Lol...this is hilarious. She must be a nympho. Please whosoever stole it should return before depression sets in...i no wan hear say person don commit suicide ooo

Ik Jos said...

wonders shal never end.... what was she thinking? why did she hide her face? i diot.

Mz Lolo... said...

The things that men do...lol

Givenchy said...

ogbanje dey worry this girl....linda wetin be this na.

Dotted lines said...

Oshi.... full everywhr

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

She no dey alryt

SMURF said...

Lol, the nerve to even type all that with an image...

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....OR DO HOUSE SEARCH AROUND UR NEGHBRHOOD.....TOMJERRYSWIT

Agukwe Dominica said...

Lmfao... jeez,notin wey prsn no go see for ds world

Anonymous said...

The lady needs deliverance

White Presh said...

Why is she covering her face?if she's brave enough,she for show her face na..

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

LMAO

kpekpeduke said...

Haahahahahahaha everything na joke for this world!God have mercy.

Emmanuel Fan said...

I really need one. Linda,am herr

Anonymous said...

www.dajonimedia.com

DAMSEL said...

Lol,funny woman.

Miss indomie says so.

Anonymous said...

Somebody don snatch your own boyfriend too? Sorry.
Boyfriends snatchers, make una return her boyfriend o!

ELVIS EMEKA said...

Phew! What can I say...abeg if u dey with her dildo, return am Ooo.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with quoting the bible. Someone stole her property


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israel david said...

Lool....dis girl his really crazy.

Miss Ferragamo said...

Lol.. she don talk her own.

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Cee speaks said...

Lmao, her sense of humour tho.I'm afraid she might be serious. ----C21

ANN Igwebuike said...

Madness

seunLondon said...

Wonders!!! #SeunLondon

carina jacob said...

Lol. It should be returned ooo.

NMaa said...

Lol uwa akwula.

Vivian Chinasa said...

Lmao

NiKi Posh said...

hehehe no be small something. . .

Chidimma Ezerioha said...

y she no show her face,

NiKi Posh said...

hehehe no be small something. . .

NiKi Posh said...

hehehe no be small something. . .

Juliet Iwuno said...

See what civilization has turned the world into. Na wa o! But person wey steal the dildo sef??? Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

See what civilization has turned the world into. Na wa o! But person wey steal the dildo sef??? Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

See what civilization has turned the world into. Na wa o! But person wey steal the dildo sef??? Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

See what civilization has turned the world into. Na wa o! But person wey steal the dildo sef??? Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Choi. Hahahahahaha. Abeg make una return her Black Magic for her so she won't feel Stressed Up again Biko LoL. #HisEminent

Linda Fashion Blog said...

Yikes!


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blackbeauty said...

WTF???? Can you imagine??? Dis world don spoil finish, walahi.....Lolzzz,its funny though

#king KingOfKings #6God said...

lmaoo can u imagine..the boldness..well the thief better return it cos dis lady can fast n pray for her dildo to return home.

Teemah Salau said...

Lmao @ black magic

Adaora ibezim said...

Nawaoooh

debbie damsel said...

Choi! Choi! Choi! She should buy another one jare! See the size of the something oops! in short no comment!!!

debbie damsel said...

Choi! Choi! Choi! She should buy another one jare! See the size of the something oops! in short no comment!!!

Ijeoma Okafor said...

She no well. Go get a life and a real man in it. Smh.

Mandy said...

why she nor put her face? smh

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Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

Yekpa. Social media nawa

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christie benjamin said...

Lol...so dildos are chargeable?...wow!! But this lady is very funny. can you blame her for airing it on social media when the thing is her personal helper in the time of urgent needS


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ada dinma said...

Chai!dis world haf spoil finish.waris dis!

Sarah Bella said...

Lmao

ochouba chidinma said...

Why Is She Covering Her Face??.... lol... she even referred to THE BIBLE?

Anonymous said...

MADNESS IN D HIGHEST ORDER

Madam Bose said...

NAWA OOO....THE URGE IS REALL

otubo jemimah said...

I don't think she is sane...her sanity is questionable. Besides able bodied men dey outside u dey use ugly looking dildo...dis is wa oo

otubo jemimah said...

I don't think she is sane...her sanity is questionable. Besides able bodied men dey outside u dey use ugly looking dildo...dis is wa oo

Anonymous said...

This lady is retarded and needs help ASAP! Why publicize it, when you can go get another one. Fuck you!

sam okon said...

So what should be do to that now how is that news abeg make she pack well joor abi she no get better tin to do that to dey f***k herself all the time #ISKABASAYSO#

Emmanuel Apalowo said...

Oya na. She can be managing the real ones pending when she finds the fake

Anonymous said...

wonders shall never end...please who so eva took her toy shuld pls return ooohhh!!!!!!lol

Moonstone said...

i have seen madness

white Berry said...

She needs jesus

Anonymous said...

End time things...lmao.
Linda where do see things lol

Aleem Abolanle said...

#Faints.....Lobatan

ogudu joy said...

Shocked!mehn the kind of this happening on social media is really disturbing.joblessness i guess causes things like this.

Rex Aniah said...

Som1 wt a greater nid took it. Heheh. Crazy!

Fashuyi Joshua said...

This is getting serious oo

xquisite said...

How is this news? Linda is obviously horny #smh

Barbara Joy said...

Lmao

Barbara Joy said...

Lmao

prestige said...

End time thing. You need to have an encounter with Jesus fast.

missy delavega said...

I see the trick ...Every one is so crazy for attention this days

Rachenny said...

you won't find it IJN, whoever took it will also misplace it...

Ziggyflex said...

since some ladies now prefer the fake to the real,we are watching oooo!!!!

Faith Sams said...

Jeeez! TF? They hv things like this?

Douglas Blackz said...

Lmao.. this girl is not smiling at all. Linda abeg return her dildo.

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ABEE... said...

LoooooL ooh yes Linda, social no go kill person oo. Wonders shall never cease!

chee said...

Lol....dis is crius

chee said...

Lol...dis s crius

Ms Tee said...

Lmaooo. U go girl. Find ya tin!

onyinnye .O. said...

the things we see.

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Juliet Godwin said...

This is the height of madness! Mtcheeww

Anonymous said...

Linda pls return it to her

Anonymous said...

Lindy, please return her D***!

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hahhahahahha just passing o

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hahhahahahha just passing o

Oluchi Lambert said...

Hahhahahahhaha just passing o

joshua james said...

How disgusting to prefare the fake to the real one..






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Melody Charles said...

I no fit shout, I pray she shuld nt find it ooo

ebonyz... said...

Lmao, wetin person no go read

Laoye sol' said...

Who stole her dildo o...pls return it o...Lmao

Ayo Ajayi said...

Eeyah Poor Dildo!...Someone is cheating with her Dildo. A tale of someone trying to steal her man "literally"

Anonymous said...

D chick nor wan know o.. Funny babe can't jst stop laughing

Ogwuson P said...

#question# what has dildo got to do with stress.

Anonymous said...

Stealing is bad read your bible for more info.you will find your toy IJN. no weapon fashioned against you shall prosper.

Omon Oviawe said...

This is a serious matter ooooo

ify said...

Yeeee.... wats dis madness na

Lady P said...

Is this for real?

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha

ASAMPOKOTO said...

Sooo childish

PURITY JISIKE said...

Lol! Dildo indeed,I don't no wat dis world is turning into.wat men can do dildo can also do better,stupid woman.metchw

Anonymous said...

Gross!

Sena Job said...

Ewwww......

wilheminna moses said...

If I hear! Say u no no b4! Kai u can lie? Ur name na virginia onye aranam?

I LOVE RICHARD NNADI aka DUKESOFSPADES said...

Hahahaha....choi Lin Lin... Laff wan kill me die. Abeg that dildo adegwa necessary. Me Wey my Bf be politician Wey dey busy go everywhere....the kind conji Wey hold me now ...Shei I for service myself.

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Now thats crazy!

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Henry Ekene Obianika said...

Lmao!! Madness!!

Linda I said so..

Amaka kazz said...

Are U kidding me? Uwa mmebi

Anonymous said...

Mscheeeeeeeew!!!

Anonymous said...

i prefer it than p

OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

Dis is serious, linda pls tell us is a joke. Lmao

snowflix said...

I think she is high on cheap drugs 'sigh' social media madness #onelovefromsnow#

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patricia ogele said...

She is jobless

Anonymous said...

I am interested with you baby girl

Anonymous said...

Please stop using that, I am going to suck your pussy good ok.

okechukwu Henry said...

I fink she's creative.she got d attention she's looking 4 .

Jules Louis said...

Lmao! Wow this lady is crazy. Exactly! Aint a crime at all!

Subomi said...

and she put 'Thanks' too. lol

GALORE said...

Ds dildo na serious machine


E do make d thing pepper her for body




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GALORE said...

They will sterilize it and use it or sell it







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nani DENZEL said...

why is she hiding her face...????? mtcheew^58

udeze obumneme said...

Lmao...

miss naija said...

choi

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Haaaaa!! I dont have a dildo but I definitely feel her pain.She needs it back badly


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