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Friday, 5 December 2014

My Wandering Penis - by Charly Boy (must read)

Y'all need to read this. Charly Boy really opened up in the piece. Did y'all know he had his first child at 16 and that he was molested as a young boy? Well, read his article below...
Some say that I am gay; some have called me a fag, crazily some think am a transvestite. Some will swear I’m bisexual, hummmmmm. My Sexuality has always been a subject of great scrutiny and misconception ever since I can remember, and I have had a ball if I say so myself. Na today? E don tey!

My parents saw Pepper. When I was barely 10yrs old, my baby nurse was caught tampering with me sexually, Chineke! A practice that pleasured me even though I didn’t know what the heck to do, when we were caught by my mother needless to say how levied she was. My God!  Come and see! She beat the living hell out of my baby nurse, didn't even know my mum knew karate and judo then. No be small thing. 

By the time I turned 12, I was disvirgined  by a local whore who dashed me my first STD,  the discomfort I experienced was very scary, it was as if my kini was on fire.  Kai!  I confided in my Mama, who took it upon herself to further frighten and scare the living day light out of me, telling me how sex is so bad and dangerous. Did that frighten me after I was cured?  For where? From there on, girls were getting pregnant around me like they were all catching cold. The more I was beaten up by my father and scared shitless by my mother for my waywardness the more stories of pregnant girls all over the bloody place grew, it was amazing though  it wasn't funny.  

Meanwhile in secondary school, my mates were busy being good children, reading their books; I was busy fornicating all over the place getting girls pregnant. It was incredible when I come to think about it now.  Yesoooo I was catching my fun with reckless abandon while my parents prayed for my deliverance because chaiii, I spoil from belle, no be today. By the time I was 16yrs old I had my first baby, of course not to be seen as a cursed child I denied any knowledge of ever knowing the woman at the time, who usually were all older than me, some by 10yrs. All I could chorus at that time was that famous tune by Shaggy, No, "It Wasn't Me". By the time I turned 19, my mother in her wisdom talked me into getting married early. I went along with the programme, for me I saw it all as legally having a free supply of p....sy, endless sex, which one be my own. That marriage failed before it kicked off, I was just too young and immature to understand what I was getting myself  into, that’s how I ended up marrying 3times, experimenting with different women before meeting my present anointed  wife, lady Diane. 

It has not been all that bad because I can now see how wanting to be severely me has brought me miles ahead of my peers and age mates.  

Now I smell like someone who was always ahead of his game. My first son is about 46yrs old now, an associate professor at MIT in Boston Mass. USA. Then it was taboo for a young man of 16 to be making babies, right now my people, it's a blessing, and I thank God daily. I have nine kids and 14 grandchildren, I have had my fill God knows, but the hardest thing was the discipline I had to employ when I built the larger than life Image that is CharlyBoy. 

There were girls everywhere, crawling from between the cracks in the walls, young girls, not so young, old and not too old, married women, red Indians, white, black, green. There were more women around me, God! I don't even know how I coped, thanks for all that I have learnt as a Buddhist. The art of conquering one’s body, controlling my desires and not allowing it to gain dominion over me. At first it was difficult, but the more I chased the truth in the line of clean living I started to develop a more beautiful soul. It was only discipline , courage, wisdom and the blood of Lady Diane that helped me survive attacks from all them women, the harder they came the harder they fell. I chased the chasers. No be small tin.

The controversial stunt and hype of being gay, was my unorthodox way of beating off most of the women hanging around me, it was becoming ridiculous. As the hype gained momentum most of the women left me to myself, feeling that my sexual preference was different. The fact that I was able to act with restrain made me powerful, can't really explain it, but I felt godlike and I knew I had come of age.

 As I matured through the journey I started to feel more in control of my erection and emotions.  But no thanks to the gay thing, I have always been as straight as a pencil and even if I was, why would I ever hide it, I send anybody? Me, Charlyboy, 007, license to do anyhow. Long story short, it discouraged a lot of women from hanging around, since I couldn't beat them off. Oh! I played my part very well as Charlyboy. The gen gen tins abi? I’m really good at it, believe me.

Just in case I’m losing you, or have managed to confuse you.  Please get your mind out from the gutters I’m talking about discipline here, not indiscriminate sex. I’m talking about the need for grownups to live a more disciplined life, having more respect for your Kini and your body. I may have been a bomb as a teenager, but my brother now I know better how to honour and respect my body. Gbam!

176 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mtchewwww




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Anonymous said...

Lool

Anonymous said...

Hahaha

Unknown said...

Story for the gods.....yawning....damn am hungry! REPORTING > LIVE FROM PORT NOVIA>

Anonymous said...

Sipping my loya milk




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Unknown said...

Good for him

Unknown said...

I was having a bad day at work today. this actually made me smile...

Anonymous said...

Nice.

Unknown said...

Hmmm

Gift Lawrence said...

me self no say no bi today. u spoil from belle no bi lie

Nonny said...

Hmmmm

snowflix said...

Yeye man! Didn't even bother reading his trash. Old papa youngy pls go have a sit make person see road jare #onelovefromSnow#

elovi said...

Madness

Unknown said...

I've heard. But did he say he was 16 and singing the then popular song by Shaggy "Wasn't me?".. Got confused somehow

elovi said...

Lols

Anonymous said...

Wise word Udo Charlse as an igbo man the temple of Yah is the body control

Anonymous said...

This is very inspiring because when we look in our families we all see someone addicted to sex but Charley boy was able to handle his issues the way he deemed fit.
I pledge my respect Area father.

Unknown said...

Read the Last Paragraph and loved it!!! no time to dey read long story!! #Self Control#

Unknown said...

This old faggot should do and join his father self.... (•͡.̮ •͡ )

Unknown said...

Kul

Unknown said...

he is very sick

Unknown said...

Oldest young man...amu o na ahu gi nko? Lol

Unknown said...

Nice writeup, picking urself nd owing up to your mistake nd facing ur fears nd using it as a step to ur own success. I learn't a lot from this write up

Unknown said...

Interesting indeed. So you feigned gay to scare women off you? Buh those heels tho, nuffin disciplined about dem plus all dem skul crusted jewelries. Anyway na ur way. Casanova from belle.hihihi


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Anonymous said...

this Arugbo,u just want to feel relevant, go lie down somewhere jor

Chilaka C said...

Lol @.1st STD

Unknown said...

Good4U

Unknown said...

you shoulda summarize this *yawnssssss

Mz Lolo... said...

Hmm! Charly boy don come

Amaka.u.l said...

Hmmm.gd fr u.na u gt ur mouth

Unknown said...

charly boy o

Neks said...

>>>>> Quite revealing and very interesting, who knew he has Nine children and a 46 year old, no wonder he is so crazy. <<<<<

Unknown said...

Summary! Learn to control your dicks by becoming a Buddhist and Charly grandfather is not gay and his first son is 46! Before I forgot he was molested at 10 and had STD at 12! You welcome

Zombie huntress said...

Charlie charlie,u sef don try

Unknown said...

This man does not know that he is old abi?

Unknown said...

Lol!

CELEB said...

Ur were and always will be a bad boi, forget all this fine tuneing! It just worked for u or rather u worked for it but ur history , teenagers no suppose to read!

xtinexxx said...

love dis article...first time reading his article...loveeee it

Unknown said...

Hmm, we have heard you. But you don see sha, even green girls lolz.

The CONTRARIAN! said...

lol... awesome article. Charly boy should be a writer!

felicia said...

Dis man again you no go kukuma kill person*yawns*

lami said...

Nice write up , he must must have seen real hell.

lgho said...

Can't stop laffing oooo...nice one

Unknown said...

Funny but interesting lol
Mr Send nobody...

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Favour said...

woooow wooow woooow. So much sense made!!! he said it all!!! "honour and respect ur body.". Gbammest!!!

nwadikedeb said...

good for ram ooo

tjaytb said...

Teach me the ways of the budhist Chaley, I think I need like x2 of wat u needed then. Pls grandy

Unknown said...

Nothing wey man pikin no go see here

Unknown said...

Choi see yan eh!!

Unknown said...

This guy needs to chill, all this moves I wonder what inspires him

molebaba said...

Charly boy! Always dishing us educating articles! Nice one bro

Unknown said...

Hehehehe

Anonymous said...

Funny man....nkk

elovi said...

Mad man

AyoDolapo said...

charlie. ur story is that of a spoilt kid whose parent took care of his mess. u think u would be here talking bout ur 49 year old associate prof if u were raised by an average Nigerian parent? i guess not..

Unknown said...

my eyes oo..antylinda na wa for u oo i had to strain my eyes jt to read the whole piece....i sha learnt something #itsallgood

Unknown said...

my eyes oo..antylinda na wa for u oo i had to strain my eyes jt to read the whole piece....i sha learnt something #itsallgood

Anonymous said...

Ma'am linda pls I need 2 send u a video to share wit lib on my experience on bribe and non-stop nigerian corruption @ INEC reg centre to day...pls ma e-mail is dajax47@yahoo.com it wasn't a good 1 @. all...pls reply me on how I could send dis 4u to share.tanx

Anonymous said...

thanks uncle charly, really inspiring

Gafar said...

Agbalagba ni man yi ke # some1 shuld remind him #abeg

emmanuel oc said...

Ok o, make i use ujo kwere

Anonymous said...

I love many things about this CB. He made growing up in the 80s & 90s fun even as NTA or NTA were the only options.Your sexuality? m confused!46 gbosa 2 D confamented Area fada 1 of isale eko !#ZOOOMtime!!!

Lolo Ada Jesus said...

Thank God, you have moved from Charly boy to Charly man. Am just imaging the hell you put your parent through as a teenager.

Bold Kid said...

I love this piece. Point blank!

Unknown said...

The last part of your essay was educating and instructive...

Thank God for that ability to put a stop to your errant dick...

May God help us

Lovelyme20 said...

Love reading your articles AF....or should I call it 'an open diary'? Always very interesting and something to learn from....and also luv the humour u pour into it....lol!

Unknown said...

Story

Lolo Ada Jesus said...

Thank God you have changed from Charly boy to Charly man. Am just imaging the hell you put your parents through as a teenager.

APPLE said...

*yawns*

valerie said...

Cool story bro!

Unknown said...

Charlie boy don tell una oh. Oya back to sipping my green tea.

Anonymous said...

Popsie Charlie...weldone sir!

Unknown said...

Nice talk Area Fada.... It really good for one to look after oneself...

olleny said...

hope dis man is ok sha?

akilosir said...

Nice write up....good sense of passing a message to the grassroots. no forming things

ebonyz... said...

Charly Boy... E too long jor

Unknown said...

Yea its long buh interesting....so outta alldis women u impregnated, u have only 9kids? Which means u still have many others u dnt even know where de are. Oh boy make ur son no do mistake bring Bak ur own daughter to u as a wife.

Anonymous said...

ok bye# strollsaway#

Unknown said...

Nice

Unknown said...

Thnk God for. Am happy u v being revived!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm! Charly we don hear....ologunifemidolapo@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

This man again.

Unknown said...

This man again.

poker said...

My doubts have been cleared finally...

vanessa said...

ok, any questnz

Anonymous said...

thank God he is not gay!

Unknown said...

this man do mad koja healing

Unknown said...

Better for you.

Thelma Black said...

OK.... THELMA BLACK

Unknown said...

Charly.... This is the when I break free cos I can't resist it no more...# just singing

Anonymous said...

Lol..@mum knew karate and judo #gift#

Diva 8 said...

Abeg go jor!

Gdys said...

This story is for another day not today, too much story

Unknown said...

Hmm brilliant writeup
I think every male teen shud read this

Anonymous said...

Thats a good piece from Charley boy. benotekcomputers@gmail.com

Harrie said...

He had a problem keeping his libido in check and it went on rampage... Buy the part about grand kids?? Mehn that dude is awesome... He's worked on all races Lol...buh seriously its good to have Him back...#justsaying
Cherrio

Unknown said...

The area father has spoken. Lol

McLord Peters said...

Story for the gods

Anonymous said...

I knew it, that this dude is a buddhist, no wonder he carries fetish rubbish everywhere,chai!, God help this wicked generation. So many deceptions.

He has conquered his lust by posing nude on the media, corrupting souls of men??, come one be realistic bro, we know whats up.

Unknown said...

Charlyboy and his ways, thank God his parent did not commit suicide because of him.

One and Only Ada David Omobabalanu says so

Anonymous said...

What is charly Boy really teaching our youth,good life or bad life?hummm! Please hold your Children not to listen to this man.Nigeria is too big to turn mumu oo!!!!

Anonymous said...

dis man is turning another thing

Juleslouis said...

A very common scenerio with boys of this era. Getting laid with whoever and terming it fun. Good he learnt to control his emotions. Many naughty boys who turned to men/married men hasn't learnt how to control theirs.

Unknown said...

Bad dude

Unknown said...

Charly boy na only u waka come.....#Lol# u really played away matches

Anonymous said...

lmao..charlie baba

Seun said...

For the first time, area father is impressing me...

Unknown said...

Story for d gods

Chukydyk said...

How com ds man is talking abt discipline when his looks is immorale talk of his actions.. Lets be straight here ds kind of person has nting 2 do with discipline coz he aint showing any bit of it.Gbam!

Kingsley Lotanna Ezeonyido said...

Sometimes reasonable, other times dumb. The only interesting parts are the sex @12 with "ashawo STD" & your associate professor son.
Hope he's proud of your rascality where ever he is.
#twistedOLDfuck.

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prince said...

Only him can do such thing

Unknown said...

Hahahaha, charlyboy 007 has spoken Gbam! Gbamer! Gbamest!...

Unknown said...

Hmm brilliant writeup
I think every male teen shud read this

exciting lifestyle consult blog said...

Na wao! Hw did u manage to scale tru sch? SMH

Unknown said...

Nice piece mixed wit humour.

Lady J said...

I just Love this man. he is not an hypocrite like many.

eazywealth concepts said...

Do you know God...rapture deey com oooo...

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Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed reading this piece... Big thanks Mr Charly man. It's good to discipline your kini as you grow older as self respect is very important for self image. As a matter of self respect, since i come this obodo oyibo so, I never chop kini for about 3 years now. Not because have not had toasters but because I want more than just sex and even with the fact that am really attracted to oyibo, I still never chop, ohh please don't ask me if there are no black guys, yes they are and mst of the black guys here are very useless and cheap.... sorry ohhh, meant no disrespect but its the truth, them gossip pass women. I have discipline myself to drink wine while I wait for the one. BrownScso

Unknown said...

Tnk God for ur life

Unknown said...

If una enjoy finish, una go begin dey preach. Una. No go leave young people to enjoy too. Just kidding!!! As a matter of fact pre-marital sex is a kind of pleasurable slavery that take you closer to your grave before you even noticed, you are some inch into the grave.

Examoracle said...

Well, life is in stages. The evolution of Charly Boy

Anonymous said...

I like it. He isn't blaming women for his shortcomings but taking responsibility for not controlling his penis in his youth. With maturity, he did what he had to do to remain faithful to his current wife. Is he sure about having just nine kids? By his description, he impregnated the entire village.

Anonymous said...

ohhhhh, So Wats ur main point of dis Long literature, y not straight to d point? chai! but again ur child Hood was messed up, DAMN!!!!!!

McLord Peters said...

Story for the gods...........

Unknown said...

Long but interesting story

Anonymous said...

hummm, story for the god (eleyele1@yahoo.com)

Anonymous said...

good for you charly boy.. but if you had an average parent. I wonder what would become of u. may be one armed rubber on the street

Gorgeous Diva said...

Nice piece! Buh Charly man,am certain you are not ok. Why do you dress the way you do? Is it still part of the scaring away?

racheal said...

Lol,true talk,he sure does ave an hilarious way of conveyin his message.

yemisi Z10 said...

Story for the gods

Unknown said...

Dats. His problm...I no send

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Nice...men pls learn to control ur kini, area father says so... This write up has put a smile on my face today..thanks charly

Anonymous said...

This is random but - I was molested around that age too by our house help (Togo girl),Her ass was FAT! JESUS! I remember i came that day,I lOVED it,even tho i didn't know what it was till i was like 18yrs....

I will even tell my mumsy one of these days self...hehehehe!

Unknown said...

Cool

Anonymous said...

well...well...well(sniffles)

Unknown said...

Me too I didn't read

Unknown said...

But he looks gay though but i didn't read d article

Anonymous said...

Uhmm....Ermmm....He reminds me of my grandpa though (Chewing my nails whilst watching the sun set)

Unknown said...

Yeye man!

destinysweet said...

Nice one,Area father

----#AUNTYLINDAgoddaughter#

Unknown said...

Quite an episode

Anonymous said...

All the long story to emphasize on discipline. Please approach Men that mess around & leave room for more important stories. Why didn't you write this when your dad was alive so we will no Whatz true & Whatz false. Judo/k indeed!

Anonymous said...

So Charly Nwa Boy is a Buddha man. Well thank God for his life.

Unknown said...

Nice summary

linda ikeji's boo said...

na him sabi

Unknown said...

Don't like dis mugu @ all

Anonymous said...

So Charly Boy was born in 1951 and he claims to have had a song released in 2000 in his head when he was 19yrs old. inconsistent much?.....theNutJob

Anonymous said...

So Charly Boy was born in 1951 and he claims to have had a song released in 2000 in his head when he was 19yrs old. inconsistent much?.....theNutJob

Unknown said...

This man is no role model

Anonymous said...

You are always disgusting.

Unknown said...

Aren't u jst stupid for ds comment u've made? well, I hope u join our ancestors soon 2

Unknown said...

Who kias....mshewww

Bestman said...

Lol....nice one pretty bitch.!

unknown said...

I wish you what you wish someone's father.... foolish fool!!

Unknown said...

Follow my words but don't follow my character dats charlyboy for u

Unknown said...

Nice. Really nice

Anonymous said...

Too many complicated stories. 16 when it wasnt me was reigning? Pregananted girls at ten? Hmmmm this throat of my likes inching me sh. Xxxxx Ndubuaku

Anonymous said...

I for one am not a fan of charly boy he is too radical.

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Talk2Henry said...

Quite a story

Unknown said...

Onye nko ye ri!

Unknown said...

Dear Charly Boy, how many times did I call you? This your epistle is convinced of lies and deception. So because you want to scare girls away, you turn to gay? please spare me that bull crap. what happens to giving your life to Christ?

Unknown said...

u are just roaming about, just go to the strenght point and tell the world what u are so to clear the doubt of the pple. to me ur dress seems to be madness.

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Unknown said...

Lmao

charlesome said...

Badt Charlie!!! Lol

Unknown said...

This old man is a joke.

Unknown said...

Naughty charly boy.. Nice one

Unknown said...

This man sef!!

Unknown said...

Very funny

Unknown said...

Hope u did comprehension in ur secondary man! He was sayin it wasn't him den as Shaggy later sang in his song. Ighotago?

Unknown said...

Well said... But the approach is out of this world though

Anonymous said...

I ain't a fan but gotta give it to him, he has guts and dares to be different! A nonconformist to the core & doesn't care bout wot ppl say. He doesn't shy away from controversial issues & he is most def not a hypocrite which most of us are. Tells it as it is & he's as real as can be! I'm actually starting to sound like a fan.

Anonymous said...

Charly Boy is the only honest Nigerian I know. He is self-depricating, he is very self-aware and he's not a hypocrite. He tells the truth while others are busy painting self-righteous images of themselves.

Odi78 said...

So I hope you eventually claimed all your children. Eh Charly?

Anonymous said...

when you were 16?,shaggy sang wasn't me by then how old was shaggy,you celebrities should stop fabricating story to gain attention

Anonymous said...

Where is ONYX, am surprised he didn't comment.
Am sure he is heart broke that Area fada is no gay.
Okay bye...

Anonymous said...

this message was for me

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