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Saturday 6 December 2014

Lekki Husbands part 2 - by Etcetera

Etcetera comes back with part 2 of this controversial topic...lol. Enjoy...
Shade, are you ok? Now you are beginning to sound like that your yeye friend that they say slept with a former vice president and paid dearly for it. I heard she spent all the money she got from him on treatments afterwards.
‘Hahaha Valerie, Valerie! you sef no dey forget something?’
‘But truth be told, I have warned all my friends including you, to try and stay away from politicians especially now that election is around the corner.
These are dangerous times in our hustling calendar. Very soon you will start seeing headless and mutilated corpses everywhere. And most of these corpses are girls like us who love sweet-mouth.’
‘Shade, why don’t they use guys too for these rituals? It’s not fair naa. Why only girls?’
‘Valerie, are you that dumb? How many guys do you see standing by the roadside waiting for a free ride? Guys are smarter than us. Na our long throat dem take dey catch us.’

‘Shade, I don’t think our friend Nkem can ever stop chasing after politicians oo. She has become addicted to their groove. I heard her talking about the things they do every night, I was so shocked and didn’t know my mouth was hanging wide open. That girl knows all the classy and coded joints in this town. Even the local nkwobi and isiewu joints too.’

‘Leave that one, let her continue. Na that nkwobi dem go take finish her. Shebi if dem finish the nkwobi wey dey for plate, dem go enter the one wey dey inside her cloth?’
‘Shade are you trying to scare me with this gist this early morning because you know my movie premiere is holding later this afternoon at the presidency?’

‘Hahaha! Babes no let dem chop your nkwobi oo.’
‘Na today dem begin chop am? I no mind if dem chop am so far dem show me the money. Shade, I forgot to tell you sef, I went out with a man last night and he has promised to replace that my stolen car.’
‘YAAAAY!!! That’s my girl. I am so happy for you dear. Abeg ask whether im get any friend? Me sef want a new car oo. My dear, it is so sweet to be a female celeb in naija mehn. We are the chosen ones.’
‘Shade abeg I’m cutting this call jare, it’s almost 6am and I haven’t even slept since I got back. Don’t forget that our flight is for 9am.’

‘Valerie, what’s that sound I have been hearing since?’

‘Don’t mind my yeye husband, snoring like a trailer with a broken exhaust pipe. Let me even wake up the mumu to go and do his morning chores.’

‘Alfred! Alfred! ALFREDDDD!!! Wake up. My God, What kind of a lazy man did I marry ehn? It is already 6am and he is still sleeping like an idiot. Look at how he is staining my pillows with saliva. Alfred, will you get your useless and lazy ass off my bed? Ok, you don’t want to wake up abi? You are pretending that you can’t hear me bah? What is all this ehn? Now I have woken my princess because I am trying to wake this useless thing I call a husband. Awww my coochi coochi, come here princess. Come and give mummy a kiss. How are you? Did you sleep well?’
‘Yes mummy, I slept well.’
‘Awww, that’s my coochi coochi love. Go back to your room sweerie. Uncle Alfred is coming to bathe you now.’
‘Ok mummy. But please take it easy on Uncle Alfred. I think he is very tired. He worked all through the night. He did the dishes and scrubbed the kitchen floor. He also washed all the toilets in the house and cooked spaghetti for me.’
‘Did he help you with your homework?’
‘Yes mummy. That was when he said you went out again with that man that I don’t like. Mummy I want to poo poo.’
‘JESUS!!! Alfred, if I count to three and you are still lying there, well, you already know what I will do to you.’
‘Pour water on my face, isn’t that what you always do? You this woman sef, your wahala is becoming too much. You better stop acting those local movies because you are becoming as crazy as the characters you play.’
‘Come on, shut up your dirty mouth. I should quit acting the same movies that put food on the table right? Have you brought a penny to this house since I married you? All you do is wake up, eat, shit and drive my car to gossip with your fellow Lekki husband friends and come back here snoring like a camel at night. Hope you replaced the fuel you used yesterday because I am getting tired of spending my hard-earned money on your lazy ass.’

Honey, what do you mean that all I do is eat, sleep and shit? Don’t I wash the cars every morning? Don’t I also loosen your braids? Why are you lying that I haven’t spent a dime on you since you married me? Didn’t I buy you a handkerchief last week? Why are you talking to me this way? Is it because I lost my job before you married me? Is this how other female celebs talk to their men?’
‘Since when did you become a man? The only time you are a man is at night when you want sex. Mscheew. Man ko, mango ni. For your information, other female celebs treat their men like the crap that they are. You should thank your stars I have a better heart. Ask your friend Gbenga, let him tell you how he was washing shit off his wife boyfriend’s car tyres the last time I was at their house.’
‘Mummy, Uncle Alfred, I want to poo poo naa.’

‘Awww coochi coochi, I’m so sorry. Oya Alfred take her to poo poo. Make sure you bathe her properly and get her ready on time. Her piano teacher will soon be here. Alfred, come back here when you are done. I was told you brought that stupid friend of yours into my house yesterday.’
‘Which stupid friend?’
‘The light skin radio presenter who does the evening show on that Cool station on the island.’
‘Honey can I turn off the AC before I freeze?’
‘Shut up Alfred, stop acting like you don’t know who I’m talking about. That presenter they say beats up his wife all the time, the one that even his colleagues at the radio station don’t like; the one that musicians complain about.’

‘Honey he is not my friend oo. How can you call him my friend? Is it because he is also a Lekki husband? Must I be friends to all Lekki husbands? If you are mistaking him for my friend Femi, Femi is not an albino. Besides, none of my friends is a wife beater.’ ’I hear you. Oya, come and help me with this dress. Can you imagine I am going late for my own movie premiere?’

‘Honey, are you not going to wear a bra? Don’t you think this your blue dress is too revealing?’
‘Alfred, stop asking stupid questions and pull up the damn dress. Didn’t I tell you that my movie premiere is at the Presidential Villa? And you want me to wear a bra?’
‘Ehen? Are you going to premiere your movie or yourself?’
‘Alfred please, I am not in the mood for your meaningless talks. Just shut up ok? How do you think I put food on the table? Has it ever occurred to you to ask how I bought the cars you drive? Do you think any female celebrity can achieve anything in this country by wearing bra? Help me bring my phone joo, that must be Shade. I’m off but I will be back in Lagos with the last flight. Me and my girls are hanging out here in Lagos tonight. Hey Alfred, before I forget, when Princess is asleep, I need you to rush down to “The Palms” and buy a pack of boxers for that my dark man-friend. His birthday is tomorrow.’
‘Honey what is his waist size?’
‘Alfred, please be smart for once. You are asking me this stupid question as if you haven’t met him before. Ok, he’s your size. If that’s what you want to hear. Please take very good care of my Princess. And don’t let me look for you when I get back. Do you hear me? Alfred, are you deaf? I say don’t let me look for you when I am back.’
‘Ahan naa honey, I have heard you.’

224 comments:

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Unknown said...

Plz someone shld read and summarize it for me tanx.

omo jasmine said...

Dis etcetera and drama. Lol

elovi said...

Dis dude is funny sha

APPLELIPX said...

Emmmm
Dear etc....
When next you r trowing shades, keep my genny outta it. Her sliping wth atiku were all rmours n nothing factual abt it. Even if she did, she has proven over d yrs to b a responsible person n is well respected for dat

Unknown said...

true buh funny

elovi said...

Lmao

cristabel said...

This is really funny...nice one etcetera



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Jeni_zee said...

Ds etcetera na big time trouble maker

Everything Rosham said...

D guy no get work

Unknown said...

Hehehehehehehehegehheheheeh. Lmao, this is definitely impossible except the woman has charmed the man,chai see as the man don turn mum finish. esebeauty21@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Choiiiii. E be like say this tori na specific tori oh. Etcetera you hav finish sombodi finish. Lolz
Its always good to have people who take the initiative to address public issues so doz who have ears will hear. Our female celebs should fear God oh. All dez big cars dey are buying ars not from premiering movies oh but premiering abi reusing demselves.
Few of dem who got married were able to keep their marriage. Its sad.

Nonso Okoh via SAMSUNG GALAXY SMART PHONE.

vivian said...

i was at the office when i read it this morning,..i laughed out so loud,my colleagues were all wondering whats going on...
this guy haff kee'd me.hahahahahhaha

The Perfect Bitch said...

Decoders..the stupid friend is freeze of cool fm lmao.who's the woman and the house boy of a 'horse band'?someone should fully decode this plsssssssss.this man is a perfect writer.i carry yansh for you ohhh lol

laulipop said...

Not funny anymore
Ds etcetera should mind his business, including u Linda ikeji, remember u will get married someday n u won't like it if he does same to u

SANDRA said...

Troublemaker

Anonymous said...

U shaa know how to look for trouble.......na u sabi

Unknown said...

#Wahala....,this dude sure has his ways with good #Insinuations,Sarcasm and witty sense of humour...in a very ideal manner.
Guess what he couldn't obtain in #Music...he sure is getting it as a #Columist..!

APPLELIPX said...

He really finished all m celebs ds tym
Sori OAP freeze,he just said d truth in a bitter article

Anonymous said...

This is so unrealistic.. The whole thing.. I can't believe I even sat back to read it.. This can never happen except the man is a bloody fool or he's not an African man.

Anonymous said...

Too long...




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jesse bling said...

Girls with their selfish desires......God help them

didi said...

Lmao,very funny and interesting

Unknown said...

Hahahahahahahaha, na wa ooooooooo.

Cynthia Tasha said...

lolzzz....can't stop laughing

Unknown said...

Lol! This etcetra sef! Very creative.

Unknown said...

Haaa, dis man na wah oo, it is quite glaring who he is referring to. Choi, God help una.

Anonymous said...

Lol...no be small thing o.#gift#

Anonymous said...

Ew º°˚˚°ºooOO is dis F̶̲̅õ̳͡я̅ real very funny

Modupe

Talk2Henry said...

It's a must watch

Unknown said...

Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Dude u were a horrible musician, but a lovely trouble maker. I don decode the write up.

Unknown said...

My God,this is serious ish.#patiently waiting for freeze's reply


**lululiscious**

OMG!WOMAN said...

Aha smh. Etcetera be throwing shades any how. Them go soon kidnap you.

Unknown said...

interesting

Anonymous said...

Chineke!! Dis guy has finished Omoni Oboli ooo!

Anonymous said...

Bros please keep spling the tea. These filthy naija celebs with their useless lives. They have corrupted an entire generation with their whorish ways. At least someone is speaking out about the fallacy of their instagram lives. Imagine trying to say that a nollywood actress can buy houses and suvs with money from acting.

Anonymous said...

Hohohohoho dis guy na correct werey o....interesting tho, just like a movie.

Unknown said...

Lord have mercy...So much shade 😊😀😂😁 Not all apples that fall from a tree are bad na , haba etc.

Anonymous said...

it is wa oh... seems like he is describing some of these actresses in reality.. n d freeze part, hmm hope its not freeze of cool FM o.. Lol

Ucee said...

This man is sooo jobless and seriously seeking for attention.Gosh and is he talking abt Omoni here? I tire for dis man o

Toluwase said...

This guy sha......so funny!!

Anonymous said...

Lol, dis man nah warey! Lol! Trouble maker

Toluwase said...

Nawa o

Juleslouis said...

Hahahahaha. This guy just cracks me up. This is how some able bodied men sell their dignity and ego as a man just because they want to live in lekki and drive expensive cars. What most of this female celebs do with their body surprises even the devil himself. Etcetera, always dropping coded jist and zerms it stories. Hahaha

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Omoni ogboli must revenge o.... Lmaooooooooooo... Hahahahahahahahaha.... See trouble abeg..
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

DOBY DOBY said...

Dis giy should go nd rest

Unknown said...

I know some people will find this hilarious, but I don't see how a good writer will portrait someone's false image into a laughing stock just to fetch money, am story to say this but insulting people doesn't make you a noble writer. Not funny at all. .........REPORTING....LIVE FROM PORT NOVIA....

Anonymous said...

Gosh Linda I hv heart seizure!!!! He shaded the life out of Genevieve, Freeze and that akwaibom actress dt wore dt tacky yucky attentn starved dinner dress to her movie premier infront of the president of the 36states in Nigeria...... I alwys hv admiration for Genevieve bcox only few single moms during her generation were able to make a lemonade from a "lemon" and have an amazing career, I see her as a strong woman.... Did she trade sex for script role,some couch times??hmmmm whteva she does with her punani is strictly her bidness buh if she did trade sex for favors, then she needs to stop receivn acolades dt she didn't work for bcox dt wud mean dt she didn't pay her dues....As for dt Akwaibom actress and daddy freeze, right on ectera!!!! Never liked those two..... Who knew dt ectera wud make an amazing columnist dan a singer??Buh with his bluntness in all these writeups,he wud end up being a media celeb dt is soo popular buh yet wen he is celebrating his birthdays- there wud be no celebrty to celebrate or elaborate hs party bcox he has dissed all of dem in his column......Nice one etcera, but I take exception to ur ignorant assumption dt no female celebrity can be succesful without throwing their bra's in the air!!! That's an insult to 'Asa and Nneka'!!!#cheEzyjayne

Unknown said...

Very interesting.... I deh wait for part 3. This is exactly what they do. This guy is real

Unknown said...

How does etcetera knows all this? Or is he also one of the lekki husband? ...lol

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Lekki husband indeed

Anonymous said...

THERE IS NOTING CONTROVERSIAL ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL SATIRE.THIS IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL TRUE TO LIFE STUFF....I LOVE IT. THIS GUY IS VERY GOOD. ITS ANOTHER POINT IF THE STORY RESEMBLE OR MIRROR YOUR LIFE...WELL, THAT IS WHAT SATIRE DOES.

Unknown said...

Lol....I like the freeze part

Lifematters-Mattersoflife(PEOPLE AND SOCIETY) said...

etcetera, you are on your own, you better start writing books.

Anonymous said...

Hnmmmm,Genny is in the picture of this sstory ooo....

Unknown said...

This dude suppose don tire by now. Ispite of acknowledging the fact that the retard is right on point am gonna say that dude got an attitudinal problem. Grow up Dude, grow up.

Anonymous said...

whao!! he didn't ve to use her husband name, and I thot she had all boys, omoni wonders will never end....

Unknown said...

Na wa dis is what a stupid girl wanted to turn me to bcos she became d sug vic president in my school.women with their freedom

Anonymous said...

Laffing ma ass out. Etcetera ds babe wee kee u oo. #stopracism#
#chynell#

Anonymous said...

Hmm... nawa ooo

Kingsley Lotanna Ezeonyido said...

Very creative, funny and revealing.
This guy is turning out to be a script writer oo.

Wait a minute... This can't happen in our female celebrity homes, it's a script right? Who's he referring to? Coz he definitely has one in mind.

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Anonymous said...

He is referring to Genevieve Nnaji who slept with Atiku and got her Anus torn to shreds, bcos d guy only does ANAL S*X lol. Thi our celebs are WHO**S. Smh

Anonymous said...

I like etc...
I just lost respect for him..
He threw shade at 3 people..
Damn!!!!
(N) not good.

Unknown said...

So unrealistic n fake!

mary said...

Linda you should have attached part 1in case someone like me missed it

Anonymous said...

Lmao...dis guy jst threw a blow at freeze n omoni oboli

Anonymous said...

OK next level

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Anonymous said...

Some may say he states facts but uve gotta admit when a grown man like ETC begons to overly concern himself with things like this u can tell he is unhappy deep within.

ETC focus on making d best version of u

Unknown said...

Na wa ooo.... quite funny

Reservd said...

Is this truely happening?

Anonymous said...

Do u know ANY successful businessman or successful writer for that matter that is very intelligent that would dwell on issues like this??? Etcera search within & focus on making urself better.
A Man who gossips is a huge turn off bcos often times r dont do much

Walata said...

Jajaja laughing in Spanish dis guy dis guy ectetera u take style call freeze name abi, but lmao @dis "Have you brought a penny to this house since I married you? All you do is wake up, eat, shit and drive my car to gossip with your fellow Lekki husband friends and come back here snoring like a camel at night" AND also dis "It is already 6am and he is still sleeping like an idiot. Look at how he is staining my pillows with saliva. Alfred, will you get your useless and lazy ass off my bed?" wtf niqqa u no go Kill me

Anonymous said...

The writer is a goat!!!thats all I can say! I pity ur wife,mother,daughters,sisters,girlfriends,infact I pity everything female around u mtchwww

Unknown said...

It could be very correct Oooo dat dats how all dis our female celebs behave to their men ooo very very correct lol any ways dis is very hilarious. Keep it up am waiting for pt 3 # shining myvteeth#

Zombie huntress said...

Ahah dis is unfair,u're refering to omoni oboli ko daaa oooo

Anonymous said...

Sigh. The sad plight of women, supporting themselves and their families from transactional sex or living with domestic abuse. He meant to mock but teased out some harsh realities about their lives instead.

Ebukah Emmanuel Nzeji said...

Lol! Shiiit! Now that's dope! Etcetera, I gbadun ur creative sense of humour. Encore!

R4 said...

Damn.

Too funny.

Etcetera, be careful they don't "come" for you. You making a lot of "Lekki Husbands" nervous. lol

I think there are "Lekki Husbands in every industry, not just Nollywood. A lot of people are directly or indirectly "Lekkified" as a result of "circumstances" or "mumunism." Lawddd, have mercy :)

Y'all be careful. May you never end up a "Lekki Husband" or "Lekki Wife."

lol

ELENA (HER MAJESTY) said...

Hahaha...etcetra b throwing epic shades,asides freeeze tho,cant decode any of d oda names...Nwayz his write ups are fun 2read bt seriously tho he should learn to mind his biz and tryna think of ways 2resurrect his failed career

Anonymous said...

He took a shot at Genevieve Nnaji whose Anus was torn to pieces by Atiku. ETC didn't spare stupid FREEZE of Cool FM. He refused to spare OMONI OBOLI who premiered her movie at d Villa bare-breasted lol#WhoresAintLoyal#

Unknown said...

That blue dress makes me think that he reverse to that woman that went to premier her movie @ d presidential villa braless I forgot her name tho.#THAT AKWA IBOM BOY#

Anonymous said...

I luv dt shade on Genevieve,pple alws ovarate her afta sleepin wit atiku wit her anus n she had dated oda many politician n emmanuel babayaro n dbanj n all of u com here n talk abt her as a saint includin u linda.Genny we dont forget ur relationship wit atiku eventhough linda hav nt started bloogin den.

Unknown said...

funny dude..

Unknown said...

Hehehehehhee.....am beginning to love this guy.....nice write up....

Raj

Unknown said...

Good one....

Unknown said...

Nice. Alwayz can't to watch diz guy write.

Unknown said...

Wahala Dey OOooOO

Unknown said...

Lol
Genevieve & Ibinabo are dissed


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funmi said...

Very interesting.#thisexceteraislookingfortroble

Unknown said...

Jesus! Etc easy na...
Why throw shades at Imoni Oboli, Genevieve and Freeze?

Anonymous said...

Is he trying to tell omoboli is wayward?and d husband is a puppet.

Anonymous said...

omono oboli and geneveive......nice story link to part 1 mbok

Anonymous said...

I guess dis convo is btw omoboli and Ini Edo. WE all know dis girls are wayward.abeg who get Samsung charger.

Anonymous said...

Coochi is street name for vigina in america now. Is that wat u call ur child? And is this even real?

Anonymous said...

Coochi is street name for vigina in america now. Is that wat u call ur child? And is this even real?

Unknown said...

Omoni Oboli??? Not true jor! etc ur hyper on cheap drugs I guess

Anonymous said...

So according to ETC all naija female actresses do runs and Linda is helping him propagate this untruth.
Im be sipping my tea & laughing when he talks abt linda too.

Unknown said...

this guy na just stupid pussy .. Aproko i must talk idiot stupid old fool

Toronto Finest said...

Genevive.. daddy fresh on blast lol

henry Songzy said...

Hehehehehehe....I love this write up....#tongue out@freeze

Unknown said...

this guy no dey tire? lol


#Godblessnigeria

Unknown said...

No be small thing

AQO said...

This guy should settle down and write a book. He's got a way with articulation.


Jesus is Lord.

Anonymous said...

He's talking about Genevieve nnaji, Omoni Oboni, Mercy Johnson, Chika-ike. @funmimy.

Unknown said...

Wasting his creativity

lami said...

This is so wrong.

Unknown said...

I love this controversial article by Etcetera, Linda biko more of this

chiawotu said...

I don't really understand this man

Unknown said...

I love this controversial article by Etcetera, Linda biko more of this

Lucci said...

Dis etc guy is creative sha. Lwkm...lady on blue dress! Lol!

Lucci said...

Dis etc guy is creative sha! Can look for trouble sha!! Lwkm...lady on blue dress! Lol!

CELEB said...

The first one was quite hiralious but guy, doing a part two showed u for wHat u are, local captain! My advice, desist from this evil part u want to uSe and gain popularity before Gene dem begin vex for u o! Hmmmmmm!

Unknown said...

This guy dey worry sha...lol

Unknown said...

What's wrong with this guy,he failed doesn't mean others go extra miles to succeed. If them start to give u mouth ehn?. All this im tales by moonlight wey dey carry the same story but different title don tire me and Linda go con dey bring this rubbish make we read,that's why this Jobless nigga dey feel important.

linda ikeji's boo said...

funnnyyyyy

Anonymous said...

Lol...he s definitely referring 2 Omoni Oboli

Unknown said...

So hilarious.Et cetera is really a good writer.He can channel his talent on writing good write ups instead of attacking celebrities.

Anonymous said...

So Omoli has only girls. Freeze is not a Lekki husband.

smatcross said...

Mehn this guy is gud in write-ups...I saw him referring to Genevieve dating V.P atiku....Omoni Oboli premiering her movie at presidential villa...n Daddy Freeze of cool FM lagos

Anonymous said...

Lol, abeg freeze marry celeb?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm DJ freeze has entered trouble oh. Just cos he cautioned this man on his sheyi shay insult. Na wa

Unknown said...

ETC shld chill already.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha interesting.oduntanadedoyin@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

I like this guy.

Anonymous said...

Lolz....ologunifemidolapo@yahoo.com

princess said...

Hehehe this Etcetera he come again

Anonymous said...

He is definitely talking about omoni oboli......shade ko shewa ni...

Mz Alexis said...

Hahahahaha,LWKMD! I won't b surprised if Omoni Oboli comes after him cos of dis write up cos its directly referin 2 her......buh d guy z an interestin dou,nd its gud he changed names sha *lol*

Lilian Fc Barcelona said...

Etcetera called Freeze stupid and an albino.not good at all.

Unknown said...

Is it real? Na wa ooo. I dnt believe it.

bolade said...

lmao...nice write up!

Linda's Elder Sister. said...

Akuko ifo, is this what he thinks or what he sees?

Unknown said...

Genevieve & Omoni Oboli????

Unknown said...

Hahaahahahahahah....i have no idea who he is referring to...but "coochi coochi" got me rotfl

nora said...

Dammit!!!!!!!

dee4dammie said...

lmao...this etcetera dude will not kill sumone wd this his write-ups tho.damyseye@yahoo.com

DadMatilda said...

lol, so hilarious!!!

DadMatilda said...

lol, so hilarious!!!

DadMatilda said...

lol, so hilarious!!!

Unknown said...

Wahalla dey for zanka ooo....

Unknown said...

Total emasculation....

Unknown said...

He threw punches at Genevieve, Daddy Freeze of cool fm, and Omoni Oboli

Anonymous said...

Hahahhahaa so hilarious am beginning to like this guy lik seriously

Anonymous said...

The subtlety in this article, my God. I see Freeze of Cool FM and Omoni

Ayomide Adeware said...

LOOOL. This guy is something else

Anonymous said...

I love the way 'Daddy' Freeze of Cool FM was subtly introduced. And Omoni is the lead character in this, tho kinda camouflaged.

Anonymous said...

Etcetera the trouble maker...leave Omoni alone o!
===Pearl===

Anonymous said...

This is toooo much. This man needs to chill. Whats his issue with celebrities sef... cant he mind his own business and face his werk abi he don become TMZ/Media take out of Nigeria...rubbish..smh

King Fahad said...

meaningless

ADAOBI said...

so interesting ...... hope its not over rated

Karlsson said...

Can something like this be happening for real? Ubanagum

Kabuoy said...

Hahahaha... Genevieve nnaji, omoni oboli and her husband(lmao), freeze! so freeze beats his wife?! Really?!!! O well!

Money makes you fuck lots of women without stress said...

This guy just fall freeze hand. Chei

E fall Genevieve hand too. Chai chai


Movie premiere? *thinking*.... Hope it ain't omoni oboli oh



Chei, but this is wickedness naaa


What does he hope to achieve by hurting people?



Celebs go hate this guy sha.


But I love his sense of humour, even though he is using it wrongly.

Elle said...

Dis man will nt kill me wit laff

Sex&dCity said...

Mind your mouth this man..

destinysweet said...

Funny but true


------#AUNTYLINDAgoddaughter#

Unknown said...

Aragba gbogi there for including my own Genny and rubbishing Omoni like that. This is untrue and this stupid guy need to be stop. What nonsense????

Anonymous said...

Omoli and Nnamdi oboli! Una wicked sha. Lol

Barbie said...

Real maga! Na houseboy be this no be husband! The thing wey they give am chop strong well well. I enjoyed this Etcetera story.I see Omoni Oboli as the main Character here, some Genevieve(since it's about actress), Freeze of Coolfm , hmmmmmm.......who again.......anyway it was interesting,and I believe him to an extent cos most of these actresses are runz girls that why they are usually richer than their male counterparts.

Anonymous said...

I can't seem to get the joke? Very dry and witless. Dumb as usual

Anonymous said...

Useless article. Etcetera is downright hopeless.

Anonymous said...

Unrealistic story. A fool trying hard to make impact with such lame humour.

Anonymous said...

Yaaawn boring.......boring.....etcetera try harder

Anonymous said...

Must this idiot write?

Anonymous said...

Etcetera the toilet bowl of naira celebs

Anonymous said...

lol wetin freeze do for you

Anonymous said...

Mindless article by a complete retard

Unknown said...

Gobe!

Lucci said...

Etc! Trouble finder!

Anonymous said...

Daftest piece I have read all year

Anonymous said...

Etcetera is a foooooool. Very stupid article. Gosh I hate this guy

Anonymous said...

Etcetera should get a life. Useless article

Anonymous said...

Rubbish article

Unknown said...

Funny

Ziggyflex said...

Etc af kelt me.Nice piece man but for real, no man will take all those exaggerated shits you wrote there.

Anonymous said...

I hate this guy..... He is so dryyyy

Anonymous said...

What an ignoramus..... I can't imagine people think this is funny ewww

Anonymous said...

Dumb dry shades by a failure in every way

Anonymous said...

Very very lame and boring

Anonymous said...

This etcetera guy can't be more dry

boma said...

lol...linda abeg post my comment for once...haba... for d past 2yrs av bn trying to comment on ds blog

Anonymous said...

When is etcetera ever going to make sense? Why is he such a hater?

Anonymous said...

Very slow paced. Can't get hold of any juice. I can't imagine anyone enjoyed this shit

Anonymous said...

Etcetera is just a heap of camel dung

Anonymous said...

Very hopeless guy this etcetera writing crap

Anonymous said...

lame ass etcetera... hating people richer than his father

Anonymous said...

loooooool. poor etcetera. why do you want to shine at the peril of your industry mates??

Anonymous said...

i have never taken etcetera seriously he is not worth it... what is this garbage?/

Unknown said...

Chaiiiiiiiii!!!....lol...

Anonymous said...

rumours are the basis of this etcetera guy's reality. he is destroying their names with rumours. how callous of you etcetera may God punish you. may the wrath of God destroy you!

Anonymous said...

i hate etcetera. he is cursed forever

Anonymous said...

can etcetera get a life?? hopeless bastard

Anonymous said...

Stfu stop siding bullshit. He is in the industry we know what's up.

Anonymous said...

Seriously shading Genevieve. Lmao. We haven't forgotten this things.

AQO said...

Maybe him na Warri guy. Lol.


Jesus is Lord.

Anonymous said...

Why cos finally someone is saying the truth? At least for the coming young age who want to look like Genevieve? It's not all roses. There are prices yo be paid

Anonymous said...

Cos you're a whore that's why and u support whore business. Hustling that's wht u call it right? Keep hustling.

Anonymous said...

Genevieve nnaji used to date Atiku. What can't u decode there . Lol

Anonymous said...

I really can't tell who the premier lady is. It can't be Omoni blc Omoni is married to her husband and they have all boys and her child can't be calling the husband uncle. But she had a premier in a blue bare chested dress. Confused tho. Who's the lady

Unknown said...

Nonsense article

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