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Tuesday, 9 December 2014

28 Internet acronyms every parent should know

CNN’s digital correspondent, Kelly Wallace, has compiled a list of some internet acronyms widely used by savvy teens on social media and texting apps that he thinks all parents should know...lol. Read the list, he says it will redefine how you monitor your teen’s conversations with his/her peers.

1. IWSN - I want sex now
2. GNOC - Get naked on camera
3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer
4. PIR - Parent in room
5 CU46 - See you for sex


6. 53X - Sex
7. 9 - Parent watching
8. 99 - Parent gone
9. 1174' - Party meeting place
10. THOT - That hoe over there
11. CID - Acid (the drug)
12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol
13. 420 - Marijuana
14. POS - Parent over shoulder
15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo
16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips
17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life
18. PRON - Porn
19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me
 20. 8 - Oral sex
21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9
22. IPN - I'm posting naked
23. LH6 - Let's have sex
24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?
25. DOC - Drug of choice
26. TWD - Texting while driving
27. GYPO - Get your pants off
28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless

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Anonymous said...

Ok



Amakadarlyn@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Ofcos! But is it necessary 4 dem 2 knw?

Unknown said...

I sure love No 1...........

Unknown said...

Ok i know it but why parents

Unknown said...

18 and above should use android and computer

Unknown said...

Which Naija parent will have time to cram this when they have money to make the next day

knowurway.com said...

Ok noted

Unknown said...

thank you for this!!


#GodblessNigeria

Unknown said...

smh...99% is about sex.....this isnt right

Unknown said...

Wow wow wow!this is my first time of hearing all these slangs oh.....I gotta learn them very well. hehehehehhehebe

knowurway.com said...

Ok noted. Bobbyferafavorirabo@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Linda why nau?

Anonymous said...

Lmao...kachilifestyle@yahoo.com

Alloy Chikezie said...

Na only for America Dem dey use that kind acronyms.


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Omooba-Lemmy said...

Shitty bur interesting...

Unknown said...

computers has taught our kids both good and evil

Unknown said...

Idc_ I don't care!


Shaniquapatty@gmail.com

Unknown said...

cool ,learnt a new one

knowurway.com said...

Lol ok nted

Anonymous said...

LINDA SLOW DOWN. IM BARELY CATCHING UP. SO MANY POSTS IN A DAY O. CHOI

Unknown said...

Ehnehn...okay noted

knowurway.com said...

Lol ok noted

Unknown said...

cool learnt a new one

jbankzE said...

Busted!!!

~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~

Anonymous said...

Lol....

Atobatele said...

Not familiar with any of the acronym

Anonymous said...

Oya next plz.ransomeobedd@gmail.com

Unknown said...

give your kids nokia 3310 and aze goes to school

nwandoe said...

Linda I wonder what one has to do to win oh. Wit all this competition. Fatjoe4why@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Lol...so funny. Thnks for the notification... I ll try dem out. Lol

FRUITILICIOUS said...

Hmmmmm, nice one SMH

Unknown said...

Nine one lindiway..never.knew most unroll now

snowflix said...

Can you imagine. Holy me I don't even know one quarter of this o. Lindsy baby tnks for the info jare 'lol' #onelovefromSnow#

egbukichi elizabeth said...

First to comment!

Cynthia Iyede said...

This is funny. cynthiaiyede01@yahoo.com

Kess Boy said...

Hmm. ...no way oh.God help parents o
kessjrpat@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Na nw children go spoil pass

maureen said...

Good

Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB said...

Lol, I thought it was only LMAO and LWKMF that were the only Internet slangs o, UK parents be alert

seunzyl said...

Really?

Princess G said...

Lolzz

Unknown said...

Fucking drunk..lemme go look for something to eat..mashai tinx..hundry..omoh make I bone commenting for now

Anonymous said...

Noted

Better Pikin said...

Nawa oooo
ife n'eme

www.glowyshoe.com said...

ok..am learning new words...this is educative

visit my blog

www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

ogeee said...

Children of nowadays all need true repentence

janny said...

Dats a gud one...jannyfrankie@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooo.... This is so damn funny i swear...
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

temidayo said...

wao. just seeing this for d first tym

Unknown said...

Nonsense!

Unknown said...

Really!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Ok


#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Unknown said...

White folks

Anonymous said...

What ever

ujay said...

Children of nowaday, smarter than u think

Bold Kid said...

Hehe...the power of sexting...some are new tho!

Unknown said...

Ok seen

EVAA said...

lol....linda go to bed oo its past ur bedtime hehehe

Anonymous said...

Thanks linda
Gracenot2001

Anonymous said...

Definitely the American teens cause naija teens nor even understand wetin dis 1 be

Unknown said...

Teens are just silly

omo jasmine said...

Lool

Adedeji Tobbie said...

This one aint naija style.....teebeatzmusic@ymail.com

Unknown said...

Great way to surreptitiously chat esp raunchy and lewd, parents isssue outa it though

Anonymous said...

nawa ooo....... hmmmmm, all for acronymx..... u go fear fear

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Ehnehn! Abeg make dem no spoil naija kids o, they don't know all dis ones o, life dan spoil gann...

Anonymous said...

lolzzz. so so fuuuny..













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Anonymous said...

Changes nothing,
1st 2 cmmnt. Gugoc@Facebook ID

Amarachi said...

Nice one

@didizecks said...

This is so true,some teens will soon be bursted.... Umu azi emebiele nno... na wa oh...

Unknown said...

THIS FOR US PARENTS. THANKS LINDA FOR THE AWARENESS

Unknown said...

Lol.

Unknown said...

Hmm

Unknown said...

Woah...,guess snooping parents have got a lot of catching up to do...

Anonymous said...

Aah Linda u fast o. I read this on cnn news online last 9t. It's a real eye opener... lol

Easy-E said...

Mmmm oboi....na oyibo parents go crios 4 dat1 ooo.

Unknown said...

It's good,our teens are on d move faster with tech

Unknown said...

Great way to surreptitiously chat esp raunchy and lewd, parents isssue outa it though

Unknown said...

hmmmmm..... nawa oooo.... all for acronyms....

Anonymous said...

Lolz...btw all dis code are true. All our youngies don't know what they use their heads for.

anthony said...

Hilarious

Unknown said...

I have never used any of these but they are cool and I have learned.. Lol

Anonymous said...

wow! seem cool to me though.

Anonymous said...

odiegwu. is this what kids are up to.... my kids o chineke

Unknown said...

parents take note

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmm no be small thing. Things are just getting worst by the day

ALPHA said...

lol. ..me as a teenager did not even know most of them

Unknown said...

Parents really need to know these.

Tesa101 said...

Hahahahahaha nice one. Now I can monitor some teens around me. Lol

Anonymous said...

WHY YOU A SNITCH

Unknown said...

LMAO ......it won't change the fact that this generation of kids are spoilt like milk. But this CNN get time o. »»QUEENMAYA»»~REPORTING LIVE»»

ALPHA said...

lol. ..me as a teenager did not even know most of them

Unknown said...

LMAO ......it won't change the fact that this generation of kids are spoilt like milk. But this CNN get time o. »»QUEENMAYA»»~REPORTING LIVE»»

Unknown said...

this is nice

Unknown said...

Awesome...onaolapoamolegbe@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Lolz

Zoë said...

Can u imagine, all we know in Naija is lol and LMAO.....lol

nwachuchu said...

wow very nice

Unknown said...

Honestly..to be very frank,I do not lyk to lie! I av no idea abt dese..until nw!

Unknown said...

this is nice

Unknown said...

Wow

charlesome said...

Dis one na expo

elovi said...

Lols parents una dun hear?

Baby P said...

Lol.aint nobody got time for that?linda, when are u posting winners of lib giveaways o? Am waiting jor.

elovi said...

Tor

Unknown said...

Lol.....experience

gidis said...

Lol dis is sure gonna cause more harm dan gud

Anonymous said...

Dats gud. micheal4rig@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Lol real pranks how did dey even know abt it

Unknown said...

Funy enough dose acronyms could only appeal to d oyibo parents definitely not African parents. ...especially not naija pparents. ...
A Nigerian parents hustling for idumota or alaba under hot sun , get time check ur fone for acronyms ?
..♤♤♤♤♤
AKUKO N'EGWU MIKE EJEAGHA....!!!

Unknown said...

Lol...number: 27. GYPO - Get your pants off..

Unknown said...

what is this world turning into and to think the acronyms are all about sex... Lord have mercy. sex before marriage is a sin KNOW IT TODAY if you didn't know already. lili pls post cos you also encourage this in a way. I love you but we have to tell ourselves the truth as that's the only way we can be set free. official lib VP

Unknown said...

Lol

sandyberry22 said...

Wow this is incredible wish I can copy it.
Some people have turn to witches on this blog o,Linda see wetin your 200k want cause for people children
S.imoh@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Only in America

Unknown said...

Lol, why u nor go love am

Dhamorlah122 said...

Parent in nigga won't have time for all dis 1 nw...


¤B.O.B ¤

Anonymous said...

Micheal4rig@gmail.com

festival said...

Nice info,...but it will take few days to memorize all of these o!

Unknown said...

Lol. Obumnemeudeze@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Open secret. Obumnemeudeze@gmail.com

Juleslouis said...

Wow. This is crazy and funny. Hahaha

snowflix said...

Oya go carry Linda for head make she award u for being the 1st which you are not 'sighs' can't wait for this giveaway to be over so that this blog will come back to normal. Tired of seeing a lot of things here #onelovefromSnow#

Unknown said...

Noted

Unknown said...

Now d question is.....which Naija parent gettime to cram all dis codes?????

Unknown said...

i don't even know who is manufacturing all these self

Unknown said...

If I catch ehnn

Anonymous said...

linda,i want to make sweet passionate love to you as my end of year gift.please.08168223764

Unknown said...

It is very necessary ooo.

Unknown said...

It is very necessary ooo.

Unknown said...

Lol.my peeps won't spend their time tryin to decode msgs.better things to worry about abeg.romamb@yahoo.com

Golda Awosika said...

funny i dont evn kno ny of d acronyms sef
#*karlishah*

Unknown said...

LOL. Annprettylu@gmail.com

AQO said...

Hmmmn. Uwa a e mebi.

Jesus is Lord.

hilary said...

Nt necessary in naija

Unknown said...

Dem don open dis children yansh.

Trevorberg said...

I sure love patience Anthony....lol

just Ro said...

rowspec@gmail.com...point noted.

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha this is funny

Unknown said...

God help us

vickyfabulous said...

Oya make I add my own... OBO-- omo baba olowo

Unknown said...

Good to know

Anonymous said...

I tire oo! Me sef I no fit cram am.

Bolateethole.blogspot.com

lahrah said...

Sure new codes will pop up soon.

Unknown said...

*smiling*

Anonymous said...

Hummm

Unknown said...

End times. Obumnemeudeze@gmail.com

jesse Bling said...

OK...seen...jessefamous41@gmail.com

miquel akins said...

By the time my kids are grown they wud be obsolete

Unknown said...

am learnning o

Anonymous said...

For real? (Miss Jummy)

Kaygee said...

Nawa oh.....

Anonymous said...

Linda u won spoil ruins for men.... abeg oh they don't need to knw them

Anonymous said...

i think, it is not neccessary to know this, because we have known other things before.

mjabdulk@gmail.com

yemisi Z10 said...

Noted.

Yemisi Z10 says so

Unknown said...

Abi oooo...some parent wey no get some children time self

Anonymous said...

Lol.not for us anyway.nixy4effizy@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

moted

Dbalo said...

lol

Dbalo said...

really funny

Unknown said...

Nigerian parents don't have the time please.

Unknown said...

Which can acronym be this?

Unknown said...

haha...this is definetlly not for naija parents

Unknown said...

dis is serious

Unknown said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lumi said...

The world of coding. Every little thing is now done with codes

ary said...

Death of the English Language! LoL, this is a whole other level of covert conversation.

dollarprints99@yahoo.com said...

Cc ma aunt!

Nwa Lolo said...

this is basically for white kids/parents.

Unknown said...

Noted. Ify4hugo@yahoo.com

Sylvonce said...

Lol at the acronyms

Barbara said...

Very funny names

Obianuju Ozoeze said...

O di egwu! Parents sure have a lot of work cut out for them this jet age

Richard said...

Hahaha aye le ooo.

Workaholic said...

How parents won take know all this when I don't even know one of it?

Tommy309ng@gmail.com

Unknown said...

gees i don't know many of they even though i consider myself internet savvy

GISTEXPRESSION said...

Na wah

Kayode Awofeso said...

lol linda

Lara said...

This is very informative. Thanks Linda.
Larajimoh@gmail.com

Sportsman said...

Parent don't hv tyme 4 all dis

Anonymous said...

Lol elmagnifico105@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Na wa,internet has spoiled these teens! Parents should surpervise the use of internet.

Le bebe said...

Hmm, coded indeed. uchebons@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Na wah o

Kemz said...

Nawa ooo

Anonymous said...

ok. seen. Kids must be monitored oooo. dem don spoil finish.


Pauly O

Anonymous said...

Ok. Noted

Unknown said...

hmm no comment 4 now

Unknown said...

Lol Nawa o durodoluwaadeojo@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Lol I neva knew all ds oo oreoluwajoke06@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Rubbish! Most ppl commenting even did worst in their teens. "HYPOCRITES"

Unknown said...

intresting ....edahbel@gmail.com

Unknown said...

ok

Unknown said...

Choii
I go begin use some o heheh

Unknown said...

4 where na 4 onyibo dem klassicvike007@gmail.com

Neks said...

>>>>> I like number 10, lol, corcake@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Wow the secret of teen is open o, but will parents actually have time to study this

Unknown said...

Wow but will parents actually have time to go thru this

teekay said...

Linda alakoba

Unknown said...

Wow the breeze don blow and d fowl bumbum is open but will parents actually have time to go through this

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