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Tuesday, 9 December 2014

28 Internet acronyms every parent should know

CNN’s digital correspondent, Kelly Wallace, has compiled a list of some internet acronyms widely used by savvy teens on social media and texting apps that he thinks all parents should know...lol. Read the list, he says it will redefine how you monitor your teen’s conversations with his/her peers.

1. IWSN - I want sex now
2. GNOC - Get naked on camera
3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer
4. PIR - Parent in room
5 CU46 - See you for sex


6. 53X - Sex
7. 9 - Parent watching
8. 99 - Parent gone
9. 1174' - Party meeting place
10. THOT - That hoe over there
11. CID - Acid (the drug)
12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol
13. 420 - Marijuana
14. POS - Parent over shoulder
15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo
16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips
17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life
18. PRON - Porn
19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me
 20. 8 - Oral sex
21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9
22. IPN - I'm posting naked
23. LH6 - Let's have sex
24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?
25. DOC - Drug of choice
26. TWD - Texting while driving
27. GYPO - Get your pants off
28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless

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Unknown said...

...f..ck

Unknown said...

Nice one

Anonymous said...

Nawa
vaneciavanecia55@gmail.com






Anonymous said...

But Linda, why are you breaking the code?

Remyne05 said...

On point.

Anonymous said...

Amyreal12@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Lol's just imagine an ibadan mother craming this? M dead.

Anonymous said...

Wtf _ what a fuck? Kelly.stanley735@gmail.com

Unknown said...

good one

tife said...

I didn't even know these codes and to think I'm a teen...... thanks Linda you just put me in the know

Unknown said...

Naija bad eeh....see acronyms bad bad ones oooo

Anonymous said...

Please Linda post this quote.
“The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too
little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our
possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and
hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to
life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but
have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer
space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom,
but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more
computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we
communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but
broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway
morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything
from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the
showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share
this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not
going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks
up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave
your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the
only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most
of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from
deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might
not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to
share the precious thoughts in your mind.”
― Bob Moorehead
3833 likes like
“Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not
going to be around forever.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might
not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to
share the precious thoughts in your mind.” Bob Moorehead”
― Bob Moorehead

Anonymous said...

Please Linda post this quote.
“The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too
little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our
possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and
hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to
life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but
have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer
space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom,
but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more
computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we
communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but
broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway
morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything
from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the
showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share
this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not
going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks
up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave
your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the
only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most
of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from
deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might
not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to
share the precious thoughts in your mind.”
― Bob Moorehead
3833 likes like
“Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not
going to be around forever.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might
not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to
share the precious thoughts in your mind.” Bob Moorehead”
― Bob Moorehead

Jesus Reigns said...

Traffic oooooo

Unknown said...

Lol

#abbytohxoft

Unknown said...

don learn somtin linda tnx.lol

Unknown said...

Nice one.

Anonymous said...

Noted

Itseofficial said...

hmm what about DST- dress sexy tonight

Unknown said...

Hehehehe sharp

Anonymous said...

Nawa o

C. A. Omerenna said...

ok good

sweetestJ said...

It's only God that knows who invented this code

Anonymous said...

If you have kids 9 and above u better cram it like bible passage. If not.......

ebonyz... said...

Thanks for the info.... Didn't know most of them.

Frances said...

I better start checking on my niece. spicyfranca@yahoo.com

sunky said...

I know Nigerians will start using them

andrewfaith57@gmail.com said...

Naija parent won't av tym for dis cos they re lookin for money. Pls aunty linda just bless me dis month so I cn pay my school fee I will b very greatfull. Plssssss

Unknown said...

Good one... Parents must remain up to date cos the children we have now ehn... No be here at all...

bolajiakinfolarin@gmail.com

Unknown said...

dey all look strange to me, kids dese days!

andrewfaith57@gmail.com said...

Naija parent won't av tym for it. Pls linda just bless me dis month so I can pay my school fee.I will b very greatfull if I can get a feedback 4rm u

Anonymous said...

Hw will one memorize all dis lol. monalina2014@gloworld.blackberry.com

Awulonu Solomon said...

When parents master dis one, new ones will be invented

Unknown said...

Well this means we have alot to handle these days as youths are getting more innovative day by day... promiseuchenwachukwu@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Hw old r u my dear.....r u sure u r old enough to b on this site?

info@houseoflunettes.com said...

How many parents wuld cram dese? All lovers of designer sunglasses visit www.hol.com.ng to get a pair. Aunty Linda visit dis site and buy one o. I must see ur name on my backend o.... lol.

Unknown said...

Lol. Funny bt can't gram all oh

Unknown said...

Easy way to have s*x. oolaotan2@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Got to keep this..Lin Lin
Tnx

Anonymous said...

what do you expect when you give a child a phone
sakeenah1109@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Nice one. Guess it is a needful n also important for parents,

Unknown said...

The internet is doing more harm than good in this current generation. God help my unborn children

Unknown said...

computers has taught our kids both good and evil #General hendrix

Unknown said...

Even as a youth I don't know all that

Unknown said...

Even as a youth I don't know all that

Anonymous said...

Na wah oooo. tubbytracy@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Hmmm ok

Lewis said...

Coded...lol

Unknown said...

Him dats cool doe.

Long LIB™

Anonymous said...

what do you expect when you give a child a phone
sakeenah1109@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm...such a sad state of affairs

Anonymous said...

Wow... wat an eye opener. Thnx luv for sharing. ngozi_okolie@yahoo.com

PLAYBOX.NG said...

How'd she figure these out?

yawanow said...

420...I DON SABI DIS ONE.

Anonymous said...


Good to know. angelo8z8@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

LOL

Unknown said...

Are u serious? It's really funny. Noted and thanks

Unknown said...

It's funny and thanks for d info

Anonymous said...

LH6

Anonymous said...

My mama never get time check her miss calls na dis she won get time for abeg next. Jannygold378@gmail.come. (Adajesus)

Anonymous said...

Lol, parents go ahead..

Unknown said...

Mpoh!! Children are spoilt these days

ikj said...

very funny......more pls.......

Unknown said...

It is a good info.
tonia.olayinka1@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Hmmmm, nawa. Tout I can abbreviate. Lolz

Unknown said...

Lolz, tout I can abbreviate, I am a learnin. Chai!

Unknown said...

This is the disadvantage of internet, also know as modernization

WiniE said...

Good to know.

gmog said...

ko kan aye...e no concern world, shoti ye e

princess said...

first timer

Unknown said...

But its really funny how kids make up this acronyms.Am impressed. only if the were really positive.

ivory said...

blood of jesus ohhh. this generation

maur esosa said...

lol, just screen grab , it becomes ur go to when trying to nab ur teen.

maur esosa said...

screen grab and save, it becomes your go to when u want to nab a teen. lol

Unknown said...

mehnn.. how am i suppose to remeber all,, but really if isee dem in use, i'll remember. tnks 4 sharing

Unknown said...

Ewo! bad tin .

Unknown said...

LCAKM --
LINDA COME AND KISS ME.

Unknown said...

I no sure say all those tins dey work for Nigeria

Ebim said...

classic.it a gud one
tvictor71@gmail.com

HRH.KELVIN said...

First time commenting on LIB.... #okbye.

Unknown said...

I trust Nigerians, especially the girls, the ones who don't know this are writing them down now. so learn them if by chance you see some on Facebook, whats app and the rest, it won't be strange to you

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