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Friday, 21 November 2014

Patrick Obahiagbon reacts to the drama at the National Assembly yesterday

If any of you understand what he wrote, please explain to the rest of the class *rollseyes*

192 comments:

Anonymous said...

When you interpret this, call my phone no





lol. You guys need to read this post by girls for men

Don Meritson Mba said...

lol! let me read it again! hahaha! this man sef!



#GodblessNigeria

Uche Emma said...

lol.

This man!!!

Zenki Moye Brown said...

Obahiagbon......take a seat nd chill...These grammar U re speaking mite not take U to d senate house come 2015

chemmywalata walata said...

Funny Patrick

megan asosa said...

Abeg I can't deal with it.

Gbolahan Akinbode said...

Lolz know b only #rollseyes

Anonymous said...

LOLLZ...dis man no go kill person oo
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Bakare Motunrayo said...

any interpreter please

Chichi said...

No comment

chemmywalata walata said...

He digressed into the inner caucus.

Bishop Dammy said...

Alright sir. We understand than you can imagine. 2tim 2:1-3. BishopDammy#

Olaleye Adisa said...

Meaningless.
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Tee said...

NOTHING FUNNY UNTIL I SAW WHERE HE WROTE. "YOYO" I DIED LITERALLY.. LMAOOOO

ONYX GODWIN said...

Hahahahaha! I pity his wife,children,grandchildren ,his inlaws and most especially his workers! Lmao!

Alter Ego said...

Linda why u rolling ur eyes. Dude is making plenty sense.

IZIOMO SUCCESS OMOGAFEN said...

The only thing I comprehend in his write up. Is impeachment cos I read it on line concerning the national assembly issues.

Linda's Intern said...

If him never say 'trapping' , speech never start

Anonymous said...

He is halucinating and hibernating in Edo Emperors edifice in limbo for his acrobatic catapult into higher realm of legislative jamboree through the magananimity and electoral endorsement of the Broomers.

Jolly Bay said...

Hahahahahaaha laugh wan kill me oh. Linda, as you're the class rep and u don't understand I'm sure no one does except him.

AROGS AISHA said...

Good moprning all, no idea at all

megan asosa said...

Abeg I can't deal with it.

Anya Jude said...

What about the Higi haga aspect.

Anonymous said...

Nice, very nice piece there....if you dey find translator, go ask Google

Anonymous said...

Baba Patrick.. Kindly carry your English and go... I no get time to check dictionary.
What?the rapture has started,christians rejoicing, over 1000 people missing:must see

Anonymous said...

Isokuso osi.... this man n his useless grammar

HotNaijaGist (BBM---26BAAF84) said...

ok

Person_Papa said...

Linda nothing dey here wey hard oh because him write the things come out. The thing na just to salute Google and you go get wetin him dey try talk. If to say him no write am come out, say na talk him talk am, na there yawa for gas.

Olusoji said...

I know say him dey talk about wetin happen for national assembly and the forces.

Mikolenky said...

gibberish

Vicky Darl said...

This man grammar shaaaaa

Mikolenky said...

gibberish

Eugenia said...

How do one begin to explain all these, even though i understood him.

Adefowope zainab said...

dis man will nt kill us ooooooooooo. na wa o

Mikolenky said...

gibberish

Bonita Bislam said...

Hahahaha its incredulously and humourously true

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol u go fear entebbe raid.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

Neks said...

What the fu*k!!! lol. I got headache trying to understand that.

favour favour said...

what d f*ck are you saying

LAZY READER said...

Looking for my dictionary,brb

Shina Shine said...

Another drama....
Our politicians seems to surprise us every minute. Stop mocking yourself Oga Patrick

#Commmenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Anonymous said...

what's wif all this grammar? someone should please tel dat man dat, he is nt communicating.

Adeem Emman said...

Wots d meaning of yoyo,

chinasa ukaegbu said...

Lol@ "frankeinstous yoyo"

Le ihe oji grammar asubi ndi mmadu amu.

Anonymous said...

"Frankeinstous" "yoyo", "whirligig" hhahaha wanna laff my brain off, i understand it all but i wont tell u

Funso Samuel said...

Rubbish...

blaq said...

It gives me head ache.��

ukbliss said...

I don't too, let's wait for the intelligent ones, sipping my coffee

Anon said...

See another wahala!

ariyo olaniyi said...

Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blw so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a beaucratic crinkum crankum... lol

Anonymous said...

Obahiagbon shld learn to communicate must i read a dictionary to understand him

Alagbado-ode said...

Sorry o, but I forgot my dictionary at home. Can anybody lend me one? Too much colonial English is one of the many reasons why we are where we are today. Chikena!

OSINANL said...

Wats this man speaking?

litehouse said...

Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blw so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a beaucratic crinkum crankum... lol

Anonymous said...

Na wa oooo....... @patrick d comedian, you can never pass an english exam......auzylicious

Ope Careem said...

The frankeistous and yoyo means "They need yoyo bitters for doing well...that's spiderman4...LMAO!

Read mad hot gist here

Anonymous said...

Dis man is madder than mad!
Choi! #faints

#ejikebigdick

ariyo olaniyi said...

Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blow so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a bureaucratic crinkum crankum... lol

Anonymous said...

wtf!!! this man no go kill person o lolz. FRANKEINSTOUS YOYO!!!!!! Good God!!

Val lala said...

He's pointless... Valentinechisom7@gmail.com

Sugarvie said...

This man trulyy has his own personal encyclopedia...phew!

Anonymous said...

oyibo ndi Jere akwukwo....

Chidinma Nwuko said...

Lol na to carry dictionary join body if not hehheheheheh dis world no go fit settle o

estility said...

Where is my universe Dictionary Ooº°˚˚°ºo

Louis O KinGs said...

Ok ooo

LAYE said...

Na wah for this man oh, can't he just speak simple english ones in his life.

Must he confuse peeps with his big big grammars.

Oya Prince Charming lib "Patrick" come out from your hiding and explain your mentor's grammar for us

Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. said...

I understand what he said. He was gentle with his words here.

Paul Peter said...

Linda abeg i no go school reach there. hehehe

Anonymous said...

In evri sentence I onli understand one word.and it's either "of" or "is"

Musa Isa said...

Gaskiya ban gane bah

Chilaka Christian said...

Hahahaha Ds Man na Babalawo ooo

Daniel said...

well said

Samuel Idut said...

Jesus Christ ,,

#king said...

Lmaoo..well said sir even tho I didn't understand shit..hahaha..Ur followers are suffering................................#KingOfKings #6ixGod

Unwana Johnson said...

I understand everything, but I wont explain. LOL

olubukola luro said...

Mtshewwww
This man does nt knw the first rule of communication
Speak and be well heard
More than 50% of the ppl on his timeline wud either laugh, hiss and scroll by, cos they dont understand. ....all this English use dem wen u amidst ur caucus hian!!!

Chy Somy said...

Kricum kracum, paret olgomobia.later u ll v to tender ur appologia appologuim to Presidntia presidantuim for postiatuim what u are no sure of Patrick.

youngchuks said...

this man is kinda cwazy (Frankienstous yoyo) Chai na only dis man waka cum...hum hum dats all, der ris God ooooo.

Anonymous said...

Odikwaegwu

Anonymous said...

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH SIMPLE PRECISE GRAMMAR SO THAT THE MESSAGE WILL GO ACROSS, BE UNDERSTOOD,SO THAT THE SENT PURPOSE IS ACHIEVED

samuel jagiri said...

Patrick...Datz why you can't represent the people.. cos you are in the league of your own

Caring faith said...

Na okpo oyibo be that
THE DRIVER

Anonymous said...

Always high on his fart. Mtcheww,is it Friday yet??

Dr Odama. said...

Enigmatic sagacity.

Bold Kid said...

He shud gerrout abeg!! Has he forgotten the essence of communication??? *sigh Him for kuku say yoyo bitters na...mcheww

Anonymous said...

Chaiiiiiiiiii

uba ilo said...

The man lacks communication skill

Anonymous said...

Lol..

folashade hamzat said...

Stupid retarded asshole....mscheew

Anonymous said...

Wetin happen bros...

odulana taiwo said...

Lol. Funny man. For ur recipes www.odlanrecipes.com

chimaobi simeon said...

White people wey get english never ise words lik this oooo. Dog of war

Tosin Akande said...

heheheee....na real wah!

Ara Kugbuokwa Gi Ngaa said...

oh Jesus!!! Dis man no go kill person ooo, which one b franskeitous yoyo??? Odikwaegwu!

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This man no go give person headache i swear.... "GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA"...
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

Na 'Yoyo' I see wey make me laff. Yoyo be english word?

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO!!..shit I'm dead!!.

dennis emmanuel said...

All is saying is that GEJ is in support of the removal of the speaker.

Gift Lawrence said...

hehehehehehehehehe, this man mean biznesoo

ary said...

This man is mad

Dhammy said...

Gbam!!! Ma tongue o

Anonymous said...

na real yoyo

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO!! This guy is too funny!!
Why does he keep doing this shit..??

Anonymous said...

One reason i really can't blame him is because he has become so used to grammatical words that he honestly can't speak without using them, which is how the human mind operates. So, let's all pretend like we understand that's if we really don't understand. If you know what I mean?

blessing michael said...

He he he, make I consult prof. Wole

Anonymous said...

ABEG make una Give this man PURE WATER OOOO... Abeg!!! Abeg!!! ABEG O!!!

Dmentor said...

He is only saying the presidential influence on the current impeachment process might plunge the polity into deep darkness

Anonymous said...

Ok!

Anonymous said...

Supu!!!!!

Anonymous said...

grammarian clown

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaah,supu! Nsukka! This is a case of tsunamical and bokoharamical and isisical bombardment of lingua franca!

Anonymous said...

Bros pack well abeg

Nathaniel Shok said...

Am dying laughing...Lolz

Anonymous said...

Bros pack well oyibo no meaning

Happylove Idehen said...

Am very sure this man studied agriculture while in school because all his words are related to it. Corrosive, pummeling, excoriation mmhh..... about to ask Google though

chime jennifer said...

Hahahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

I love this man... He has not stopped reading. He is a great man.

Anonymous said...

Are u looking for a suger mummy or daddy please call dis line 07060801564 please be mature....

Anonymous said...

Even the whites don't use grammar in this fashion.

Toronto Finest said...

You shd go to hell for saying that.. u lack moral

anuoluwapo oghale said...

This man has finished all the english,notin left for generations to come.

Dominic Nwosu said...

I wish to be like this man

pweddy chic said...

.this man has shown himself to be facirorous,gnathonic,mephilotic and apogenously krpyopotic ^_^

pweddy chic said...

.this man has shown himself to be facirorous,gnathonic,mephilotic and apogenously krpyopotic ^_^

Emmanuel Akinyode said...

this is a yoyotic comment

Henry Eze said...

Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man

Henry Eze said...

Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man

Loretha Amajuoyi said...

political madness

Adisa said...

Too much of yoyo bitter. Imagin
"Frankeinstous" "yoyo"

Henry Avbuere said...

Patrick, are you not old enough to stop this childish nonsense? Thinking that you want to be a senator beats my imagination.

jane said...

Na so craze dey start.

imonikhe mary said...

See gobe...
Go here http://www.earnrealpay.net/aff/go/Imonik

Anonymous said...

This man has not communicated.

Amy said...

It doesn't matter the language you speak or write, if you cant communicate to your audience then becomes pointless.

nkiru said...

i cant stop laughing Linda but whn they start speaking dis kind of English na our money dey won carry run! lol

Anonymous said...

Na only you waka come?

Anonymous said...

Na Only You Waka Come?

Gist Naija said...

this man grammar is very funny and incomprehensible.

Abdurrahman said...

The man just want to dazzle the populace with his grammatical and vocabulary efficiency.I study English,what i know is that 'Erebus' and 'whirligig' are Old English words which have gone into extinction i.e. Out of use.

Anonymous said...

gbam..yur head dey dere

Anonymous said...

Absolute rubbish , whats Frankeinstous YOYO ??

Anonymous said...

Absolute Rubbish ,whats the meaning of Frankeinstous YOYO ? he is a drunk abeg

Anonymous said...

And finally, e don hapun. Headache don catch me cos of this man.

Anonymous said...

This young man should take it easy joor, which school did he attend that we did not go, what's all this YOYO thing, e no dey dictionary... Just dey make us feel like say we chop our school fees.

lauraauj kahi said...

Nigeria is a country where anything goes.

mary george said...

Otanjele mgbe ochie! Hahahahahahahah. Dis one pass Rochas o with his OHACHIERISM!

Anonymous said...

This guy's English is cancerous. Thinking of the interpretation can make you go hungry.

Richard Afon Yinkå Ray said...

Yoyo ko bitter ni. Idiot

Anonymous said...

The great professor has spoken. Linda send him some bottles of frankeinstous yoyo bitters.

Michael said...

I can do with some laughter here.....

Anonymous said...

Baba ooo...twale sir!! I salute chairman sir..you too much #bustmyhead

Oskirin said...

Linda, i undatand.so dere4,u go put my name among pple wey go win ur monthly baba ijebu yoyo.he said: d president knws abt police invasion/blockade.tank God i got it!

Anonymous said...

He's just not communicating at all...... Aba!!

Seun Bamisaye said...

Na only dz man go school, which one be yoyo again? Abi he wan drink yoyo bitters ni????

Peejay said...

Stop looking at me like an unscrupulous Frankeinstous yoyo otherwise I will subject you to an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling!

Mary Adeola said...

anoda incantation from the afterearth'''''CANT EXPLAIN DIS THO

BUSAYO KANJUNI said...

Mama peace can explain better

mimi pearl said...

Hahahaha, exactly

Enebuwa Helen said...

If anything happens to me Patrick is responsible! Lol

Anonymous said...

Na bcos d law makers didn't go to school so when he speaks dey claps


micheal gbade said...

you know if will have to llok at this grammar composition , we will just keep laughing, but have you try to pronounce it...

try it and see

paul thafinexx patrick said...

mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.

got my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx

paul thafinexx patrick said...

mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.

got my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx

paul thafinexx patrick said...

mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.

got my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx

Adedolapo said...

Try to interpret and get migraines till you die.
Because you want to express your views you now decided to scatter our head...to think this man might be cursing us with his OTT Latin words is comical...Whoever is close to him should please help we ‘lowly mortals’ to tell the ‘Latin god’ that we don't understand what he's saying # He has so thrown us into confusion that we don't know if to applaud or boo him...

ITK said...

All i can imagine is me playing scrabble with this man.........

APPLE said...

His english is very powerful.

Anonymous said...

Please do let me know if you understand what our English prof is saying




Watch and pray for the evil days are here

gbenga omotosho said...

abeg tell me to stop dis lAUGH

SIMPLYCOCK said...

This guy's genius should shame Basketmouth and Ali Baba put together!!!!!!
I am pissing on my boxers from laughter!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Omo guy needs to wake up...this is 2014!

Vacancies in Nigeria said...

Grammar, make he sit down

Anonymous said...

lol

DON said...

I PERFECTLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE'S SAYING...HE'S SIMPLY SAYING 'LINDA GO MARRY'

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Anonymous said...

I fink I can interprete dis. pls contact me on ebutalaureta@yahoo. com, no joke do dat no

Daniella Aghagba said...

between Patrick and mama peace i don't even know who is worst cause they are both killing the English, well is good for us to laugh in trying times without thinking about the problem. lolzzzz trapping things cause na only me waka come.

Anonymous said...

See your life. Better change for good.

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO - Na wa ooo!!! (i think patrick is a comedian not a politician tho) loool.........

Anonymous said...

Okay anon 9:51 , he said he want to be a rapper , So he is using this media to reach out to Drake ,J ,dorobuchi & co .
Above is the sample he sampled for interested company that can sign him up .
You are welcome sweetie in advance in case I run out of data for the reply .

abujakenneth said...

Please can someone tell me his reaction to the closure of Edo House of Assembly by Oshiomole and the holding of sessions in Oshiomole house

Andy Alozie said...

typical Nigerian politician, typical Nigerian national assembly member, shame on you all!!!

I'm not sure this guy passed WAEC/GCE.

Anonymous said...

Aswear...yoyo bitters ni...

Anonymous said...

Lol. Nice one @peejay

Anonymous said...

YOYO means you are on your own. It's slang in Hindi.

tayo said...

A yo-yo is a toy which in its simplest form is an object consisting of an axle connected to two disks, and a length of string looped around the axle

Anonymous said...

Olodo mr tabon tabon. *Our politicians SEEM... not SEEMS

Anonymous said...

Please Linda, kindly forward this message to Hon on my behalf, that in promulgating his esoteric cogitations or articulating his superficial sentimentalities, he should beware of platitudinous ponderousity. Let his conversational communication posses a clarified conciseness, compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency and a concatenated Cogency. Eschew all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, asinine affectations because not all are sesquipedalians like him.

Anonymous said...

LWKMD. I can understand this man's system of writing. Just to make one laugh. On the lighter mood. Gbam!!

Okoro said...

This man should just release his personal dictionary. #EPLweekend

Anonymous said...

Even him no fit interpret am

Me said...

And the end he has said nothing

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