He is halucinating and hibernating in Edo Emperors edifice in limbo for his acrobatic catapult into higher realm of legislative jamboree through the magananimity and electoral endorsement of the Broomers.
Linda nothing dey here wey hard oh because him write the things come out. The thing na just to salute Google and you go get wetin him dey try talk. If to say him no write am come out, say na talk him talk am, na there yawa for gas.
Sorry o, but I forgot my dictionary at home. Can anybody lend me one? Too much colonial English is one of the many reasons why we are where we are today. Chikena!
Mtshewwww This man does nt knw the first rule of communication Speak and be well heard More than 50% of the ppl on his timeline wud either laugh, hiss and scroll by, cos they dont understand. ....all this English use dem wen u amidst ur caucus hian!!!
One reason i really can't blame him is because he has become so used to grammatical words that he honestly can't speak without using them, which is how the human mind operates. So, let's all pretend like we understand that's if we really don't understand. If you know what I mean?
Am very sure this man studied agriculture while in school because all his words are related to it. Corrosive, pummeling, excoriation mmhh..... about to ask Google though
Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
The man just want to dazzle the populace with his grammatical and vocabulary efficiency.I study English,what i know is that 'Erebus' and 'whirligig' are Old English words which have gone into extinction i.e. Out of use.
This young man should take it easy joor, which school did he attend that we did not go, what's all this YOYO thing, e no dey dictionary... Just dey make us feel like say we chop our school fees.
Linda, i undatand.so dere4,u go put my name among pple wey go win ur monthly baba ijebu yoyo.he said: d president knws abt police invasion/blockade.tank God i got it!
Try to interpret and get migraines till you die. Because you want to express your views you now decided to scatter our head...to think this man might be cursing us with his OTT Latin words is comical...Whoever is close to him should please help we ‘lowly mortals’ to tell the ‘Latin god’ that we don't understand what he's saying # He has so thrown us into confusion that we don't know if to applaud or boo him...
This guy's genius should shame Basketmouth and Ali Baba put together!!!!!! I am pissing on my boxers from laughter!!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
between Patrick and mama peace i don't even know who is worst cause they are both killing the English, well is good for us to laugh in trying times without thinking about the problem. lolzzzz trapping things cause na only me waka come.
Okay anon 9:51 , he said he want to be a rapper , So he is using this media to reach out to Drake ,J ,dorobuchi & co . Above is the sample he sampled for interested company that can sign him up . You are welcome sweetie in advance in case I run out of data for the reply .
Please Linda, kindly forward this message to Hon on my behalf, that in promulgating his esoteric cogitations or articulating his superficial sentimentalities, he should beware of platitudinous ponderousity. Let his conversational communication posses a clarified conciseness, compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency and a concatenated Cogency. Eschew all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, asinine affectations because not all are sesquipedalians like him.
191 comments:
When you interpret this, call my phone no
lol. You guys need to read this post by girls for men
lol! let me read it again! hahaha! this man sef!
#GodblessNigeria
lol.
This man!!!
Obahiagbon......take a seat nd chill...These grammar U re speaking mite not take U to d senate house come 2015
Funny Patrick
Abeg I can't deal with it.
Lolz know b only #rollseyes
LOLLZ...dis man no go kill person oo
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any interpreter please
No comment
He digressed into the inner caucus.
Alright sir. We understand than you can imagine. 2tim 2:1-3. BishopDammy#
Meaningless.
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NOTHING FUNNY UNTIL I SAW WHERE HE WROTE. "YOYO" I DIED LITERALLY.. LMAOOOO
Hahahahaha! I pity his wife,children,grandchildren ,his inlaws and most especially his workers! Lmao!
Linda why u rolling ur eyes. Dude is making plenty sense.
The only thing I comprehend in his write up. Is impeachment cos I read it on line concerning the national assembly issues.
If him never say 'trapping' , speech never start
He is halucinating and hibernating in Edo Emperors edifice in limbo for his acrobatic catapult into higher realm of legislative jamboree through the magananimity and electoral endorsement of the Broomers.
Hahahahahaaha laugh wan kill me oh. Linda, as you're the class rep and u don't understand I'm sure no one does except him.
Good moprning all, no idea at all
Abeg I can't deal with it.
What about the Higi haga aspect.
Nice, very nice piece there....if you dey find translator, go ask Google
Baba Patrick.. Kindly carry your English and go... I no get time to check dictionary.
What?the rapture has started,christians rejoicing, over 1000 people missing:must see
Isokuso osi.... this man n his useless grammar
Linda nothing dey here wey hard oh because him write the things come out. The thing na just to salute Google and you go get wetin him dey try talk. If to say him no write am come out, say na talk him talk am, na there yawa for gas.
I know say him dey talk about wetin happen for national assembly and the forces.
gibberish
This man grammar shaaaaa
gibberish
How do one begin to explain all these, even though i understood him.
dis man will nt kill us ooooooooooo. na wa o
gibberish
Hahahaha its incredulously and humourously true
Lol u go fear entebbe raid.
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA
What the fu*k!!! lol. I got headache trying to understand that.
what d f*ck are you saying
Looking for my dictionary,brb
Another drama....
Our politicians seems to surprise us every minute. Stop mocking yourself Oga Patrick
#Commmenting thru Glo 4G LTE
what's wif all this grammar? someone should please tel dat man dat, he is nt communicating.
Wots d meaning of yoyo,
Lol@ "frankeinstous yoyo"
Le ihe oji grammar asubi ndi mmadu amu.
"Frankeinstous" "yoyo", "whirligig" hhahaha wanna laff my brain off, i understand it all but i wont tell u
Rubbish...
It gives me head ache.��
I don't too, let's wait for the intelligent ones, sipping my coffee
See another wahala!
Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blw so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a beaucratic crinkum crankum... lol
Obahiagbon shld learn to communicate must i read a dictionary to understand him
Sorry o, but I forgot my dictionary at home. Can anybody lend me one? Too much colonial English is one of the many reasons why we are where we are today. Chikena!
Wats this man speaking?
Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blw so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a beaucratic crinkum crankum... lol
Na wa oooo....... @patrick d comedian, you can never pass an english exam......auzylicious
The frankeistous and yoyo means "They need yoyo bitters for doing well...that's spiderman4...LMAO!
Read mad hot gist here
Dis man is madder than mad!
Choi! #faints
#ejikebigdick
Oga patrick, wetin we no go see, naa dis same grammar you blow so tee dem commot you from the house, wit a bureaucratic crinkum crankum... lol
wtf!!! this man no go kill person o lolz. FRANKEINSTOUS YOYO!!!!!! Good God!!
He's pointless... Valentinechisom7@gmail.com
This man trulyy has his own personal encyclopedia...phew!
oyibo ndi Jere akwukwo....
Lol na to carry dictionary join body if not hehheheheheh dis world no go fit settle o
Where is my universe Dictionary Ooº°˚˚°ºo
Ok ooo
Na wah for this man oh, can't he just speak simple english ones in his life.
Must he confuse peeps with his big big grammars.
Oya Prince Charming lib "Patrick" come out from your hiding and explain your mentor's grammar for us
I understand what he said. He was gentle with his words here.
Linda abeg i no go school reach there. hehehe
In evri sentence I onli understand one word.and it's either "of" or "is"
Gaskiya ban gane bah
Hahahaha Ds Man na Babalawo ooo
well said
Jesus Christ ,,
Lmaoo..well said sir even tho I didn't understand shit..hahaha..Ur followers are suffering................................#KingOfKings #6ixGod
I understand everything, but I wont explain. LOL
Mtshewwww
This man does nt knw the first rule of communication
Speak and be well heard
More than 50% of the ppl on his timeline wud either laugh, hiss and scroll by, cos they dont understand. ....all this English use dem wen u amidst ur caucus hian!!!
Kricum kracum, paret olgomobia.later u ll v to tender ur appologia appologuim to Presidntia presidantuim for postiatuim what u are no sure of Patrick.
this man is kinda cwazy (Frankienstous yoyo) Chai na only dis man waka cum...hum hum dats all, der ris God ooooo.
Odikwaegwu
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH SIMPLE PRECISE GRAMMAR SO THAT THE MESSAGE WILL GO ACROSS, BE UNDERSTOOD,SO THAT THE SENT PURPOSE IS ACHIEVED
Patrick...Datz why you can't represent the people.. cos you are in the league of your own
Na okpo oyibo be that
THE DRIVER
Always high on his fart. Mtcheww,is it Friday yet??
Enigmatic sagacity.
He shud gerrout abeg!! Has he forgotten the essence of communication??? *sigh Him for kuku say yoyo bitters na...mcheww
Chaiiiiiiiiii
The man lacks communication skill
Lol..
Stupid retarded asshole....mscheew
Wetin happen bros...
Lol. Funny man. For ur recipes www.odlanrecipes.com
White people wey get english never ise words lik this oooo. Dog of war
heheheee....na real wah!
oh Jesus!!! Dis man no go kill person ooo, which one b franskeitous yoyo??? Odikwaegwu!
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This man no go give person headache i swear.... "GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA"...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Na 'Yoyo' I see wey make me laff. Yoyo be english word?
LMAOOOO!!..shit I'm dead!!.
All is saying is that GEJ is in support of the removal of the speaker.
hehehehehehehehehe, this man mean biznesoo
This man is mad
Gbam!!! Ma tongue o
na real yoyo
LMAOOOO!! This guy is too funny!!
Why does he keep doing this shit..??
One reason i really can't blame him is because he has become so used to grammatical words that he honestly can't speak without using them, which is how the human mind operates. So, let's all pretend like we understand that's if we really don't understand. If you know what I mean?
He he he, make I consult prof. Wole
ABEG make una Give this man PURE WATER OOOO... Abeg!!! Abeg!!! ABEG O!!!
He is only saying the presidential influence on the current impeachment process might plunge the polity into deep darkness
Ok!
Supu!!!!!
grammarian clown
Hahahahahahahahaah,supu! Nsukka! This is a case of tsunamical and bokoharamical and isisical bombardment of lingua franca!
Bros pack well abeg
Am dying laughing...Lolz
Bros pack well oyibo no meaning
Am very sure this man studied agriculture while in school because all his words are related to it. Corrosive, pummeling, excoriation mmhh..... about to ask Google though
Hahahahahhahaha
I love this man... He has not stopped reading. He is a great man.
Are u looking for a suger mummy or daddy please call dis line 07060801564 please be mature....
Even the whites don't use grammar in this fashion.
You shd go to hell for saying that.. u lack moral
This man has finished all the english,notin left for generations to come.
I wish to be like this man
.this man has shown himself to be facirorous,gnathonic,mephilotic and apogenously krpyopotic ^_^
.this man has shown himself to be facirorous,gnathonic,mephilotic and apogenously krpyopotic ^_^
this is a yoyotic comment
Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
Lmao@ frankinstous yoyo... This man is extremely intelligent...creative and a good crammer...even if what he says and write is meaningless or d words don't exist...we shld no its not easy to coin such words ...mehn I give it up for dis man
political madness
Too much of yoyo bitter. Imagin
"Frankeinstous" "yoyo"
Patrick, are you not old enough to stop this childish nonsense? Thinking that you want to be a senator beats my imagination.
Na so craze dey start.
See gobe...
Go here http://www.earnrealpay.net/aff/go/Imonik
This man has not communicated.
It doesn't matter the language you speak or write, if you cant communicate to your audience then becomes pointless.
i cant stop laughing Linda but whn they start speaking dis kind of English na our money dey won carry run! lol
Na only you waka come?
Na Only You Waka Come?
this man grammar is very funny and incomprehensible.
The man just want to dazzle the populace with his grammatical and vocabulary efficiency.I study English,what i know is that 'Erebus' and 'whirligig' are Old English words which have gone into extinction i.e. Out of use.
gbam..yur head dey dere
Absolute rubbish , whats Frankeinstous YOYO ??
Absolute Rubbish ,whats the meaning of Frankeinstous YOYO ? he is a drunk abeg
And finally, e don hapun. Headache don catch me cos of this man.
This young man should take it easy joor, which school did he attend that we did not go, what's all this YOYO thing, e no dey dictionary... Just dey make us feel like say we chop our school fees.
Nigeria is a country where anything goes.
Otanjele mgbe ochie! Hahahahahahahah. Dis one pass Rochas o with his OHACHIERISM!
This guy's English is cancerous. Thinking of the interpretation can make you go hungry.
Yoyo ko bitter ni. Idiot
The great professor has spoken. Linda send him some bottles of frankeinstous yoyo bitters.
I can do with some laughter here.....
Baba ooo...twale sir!! I salute chairman sir..you too much #bustmyhead
Linda, i undatand.so dere4,u go put my name among pple wey go win ur monthly baba ijebu yoyo.he said: d president knws abt police invasion/blockade.tank God i got it!
He's just not communicating at all...... Aba!!
Na only dz man go school, which one be yoyo again? Abi he wan drink yoyo bitters ni????
Stop looking at me like an unscrupulous Frankeinstous yoyo otherwise I will subject you to an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling!
anoda incantation from the afterearth'''''CANT EXPLAIN DIS THO
Mama peace can explain better
Hahahaha, exactly
If anything happens to me Patrick is responsible! Lol
Na bcos d law makers didn't go to school so when he speaks dey claps
you know if will have to llok at this grammar composition , we will just keep laughing, but have you try to pronounce it...
try it and see
mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.
got my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx
mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.
got my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx
mehnnnnnnn this man has finished dictionary right here... choi .. ochi atogbuom.. LROTF.. Lughn nd rolling on the floor.
got my voodoo doll? please help me scratch my butt, i'm in public... thafinexx
Try to interpret and get migraines till you die.
Because you want to express your views you now decided to scatter our head...to think this man might be cursing us with his OTT Latin words is comical...Whoever is close to him should please help we ‘lowly mortals’ to tell the ‘Latin god’ that we don't understand what he's saying # He has so thrown us into confusion that we don't know if to applaud or boo him...
All i can imagine is me playing scrabble with this man.........
His english is very powerful.
Please do let me know if you understand what our English prof is saying
Watch and pray for the evil days are here
abeg tell me to stop dis lAUGH
This guy's genius should shame Basketmouth and Ali Baba put together!!!!!!
I am pissing on my boxers from laughter!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omo guy needs to wake up...this is 2014!
Grammar, make he sit down
lol
I PERFECTLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE'S SAYING...HE'S SIMPLY SAYING 'LINDA GO MARRY'
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I fink I can interprete dis. pls contact me on ebutalaureta@yahoo. com, no joke do dat no
between Patrick and mama peace i don't even know who is worst cause they are both killing the English, well is good for us to laugh in trying times without thinking about the problem. lolzzzz trapping things cause na only me waka come.
See your life. Better change for good.
LMAOOOO - Na wa ooo!!! (i think patrick is a comedian not a politician tho) loool.........
Okay anon 9:51 , he said he want to be a rapper , So he is using this media to reach out to Drake ,J ,dorobuchi & co .
Above is the sample he sampled for interested company that can sign him up .
You are welcome sweetie in advance in case I run out of data for the reply .
Please can someone tell me his reaction to the closure of Edo House of Assembly by Oshiomole and the holding of sessions in Oshiomole house
typical Nigerian politician, typical Nigerian national assembly member, shame on you all!!!
I'm not sure this guy passed WAEC/GCE.
Aswear...yoyo bitters ni...
Lol. Nice one @peejay
YOYO means you are on your own. It's slang in Hindi.
A yo-yo is a toy which in its simplest form is an object consisting of an axle connected to two disks, and a length of string looped around the axle
Olodo mr tabon tabon. *Our politicians SEEM... not SEEMS
Please Linda, kindly forward this message to Hon on my behalf, that in promulgating his esoteric cogitations or articulating his superficial sentimentalities, he should beware of platitudinous ponderousity. Let his conversational communication posses a clarified conciseness, compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency and a concatenated Cogency. Eschew all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, asinine affectations because not all are sesquipedalians like him.
LWKMD. I can understand this man's system of writing. Just to make one laugh. On the lighter mood. Gbam!!
This man should just release his personal dictionary. #EPLweekend
Even him no fit interpret am
And the end he has said nothing
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