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Friday, 21 September 2012

Man caught selling vultures as roasted chicken in Port Harcourt

If you live in Port Harcourt and you've ever bought roasted chicken from this man pictured above, now would be a good time to go wash your head in a river...haha! This hausa 'chicken' seller was caught trapping vultures in Onne, Port Harcourt, roasting and selling them as suya meat to unsuspecting buyers.

He said he started out selling real chicken but when it became too expensive, he started trapping vultures and selling to his customers as chicken. Vulture meat? Ewwwwww!

142 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pls dnt be self righteous here after all people eat snakes, bush meat(rats), maggots n what not so pls Nigerian are too dramatic. Did anyone die from eating the vulture?

Anonymous said...

Aboki must go!!

Anonymous said...

ahn ahn, na wa oh. he should be made to eat them all raw.

BONARIO NNAGS said...

hehehehehe wondering what will be going through d minds of those dat av patronised dis man. D only people dat will escape dis are guys like me,who eats only d onion and cabbage,while d girl eats d meat (vulture)
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Anonymous said...

ewwwww!!!!!
bia linda hwz London treating u?

Warri Girl said...

I trust Nigerians and jungle justice, they would beat the heel out of the man.

Anonymous said...

Yuck,vul what.Jazmin.

Anonymous said...

jeez!*smh

Anonymous said...

People should be allowed to make the choice on whether to eat it or not themselves. He robbed his customers of those choices.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 1:05, true talk but he shouldn't have sold them under the pretense that it was chicken if he felt there was no big deal. he was still wrong.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd... Bonario u r crazyyy

Anonymous said...

People eat those things knowingly, its not a nice thing to do, am sure 99percent of his customers won't go out of their way to buy roasted vulture, human beings are sha selfish and wicked, may God help us all.

Anonymous said...

ehen no wonder your posts are so quick, a se u are in london.. the difference in network is clear. abeg stay in jand linda.. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh my gawd!so I ve eaten vulture?may amadi ohua strike u dead!

Anonymous said...

jeez!*smh

Anonymous said...

Bonario i must admit u ar a very funy guy, lols

prodigy said...

@bonario nnags.....Rofl...u're one sick puppy,You know that right?lol

Unknown said...

Its never a crime until they catch you!

fumexy said...

Anonymous 1:50 PM. You must be a cow. He should have told his customers that he is roasting VULTURE meat before selling it to them as chicken. No dey talk anyhow guy/girl.

fumexy said...

Anon 1:50.... Come lemme roast vulture meat for you to eat now now. Craze

Unknown said...

What about eating vulture. Whatever God create is good. Afterall Part of Hausa do eat vulture. They call it AGUNU. Who die after eating it. LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE. Some part of the east do eat human flesh, what about that.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for that answer joor!! "Dramatic" indeed!

Unknown said...

Naija we hail thee. Everyday new development. Its well!!! O:)

Anonymous said...

Bonario just made my day..... Laff wan tear my belle. Some sick dude u r man!!! Keep keeping it real

Anonymous said...

Catches them in Onne but where does he sell them?

James said...

There's nothing wrong in vulture meat. Kai! What God has not called unclean, let no man call unclean.

Anonymous said...

What about eating vulture. What ever God create is good. Part of Hausa do eat vulture. They call it AGUNU. LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE. Part of the East do eat human part, what about that.

Unknown said...

OMG! Pls don't kill me this afternoon! Am done eating suya sha!!!

Anonymous said...

Eeyyaah..those who patronised pls tel us hw it tastes?? Like chicken or better??? #curiosity# befor una go strt 2 blast mi nau

Amarachi said...

All i can say is yakk

Anonymous said...

Kai! Gaskiya dis aboki no try o. Of all ∂ meat 2 switch na angulu. Allah ye sine mah. Shege kowai, aNna

Anonymous said...

Nice busines the aboki must hv made enough money by selling vulturs

Anonymous said...

Oghene!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ebeano said...

So Aboki like money to but I think say na only igbos likes money,

Anonymous said...

So, wot is his crime? Attempted murder? D guy has done nothing wrong o. Pls let him b

Unknown said...

Lol...in this case eh...Ignorance is bliss O...as long as the meat is not poisonous sha...Do you even know what you eat in all these packaged foods and fast foods? Only God that saves oh!
...But the guy no try sha...euwww!

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Str8FrmDaHips said...

This is why i detest eating outside the confines of our family home!!..been a victim of bad azz food poisoning!!

Anonymous said...

Shooo, if it tastes good, I'll eat it...and probably go back for more!! Wait till we find out the 'chicken' from Chinese restaurants is actually something else...then what??!!

Y.Tee said...

O boy oooo. I don laff so tayyyy, cattah commot from my ear!!. Bonario, you don madt abi??@Fumzey, dont mind that anonymous punk. Olny people like him/her eat maggots, so its not a big deal 'sfar as he's concerned. Olodo!!
But wait oooo, Vulture meat????????????? #laffing while rushing to the bathroom to throw up

Legendkid said...

This man need to be flog. Urg! He look just like the vultures.

ella john said...

i wonder wat he used to trap those ugly creatures.

Uncolonized said...

Choi, I live in PH and I love chicken suya! I hope my hubby has not patronised dis guy.

ConfusedEagle said...

I knew it!!!....that aboki selling suya at Ogba Bus stop in Ikeja has recently been displaying some hungry looking tinz he calls chicken suya. This night im so going there to investigate.....he go hear am today!...nonsense...Silly rabbit!

Hello Kitty said...

Anon 1:50 very well said. whats the big fucking deal. is vulture meat poisonous??? Nigerians just like sensational news abeg. mcheeew.

ALEX said...

chai!!! nawa ooo.... na only God go deliver us, thank God say i no dey Nigeria again ooo, m enjoying my life ere in d STATES.... Thank baba God

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Dat's why its bad 2 eat roadside food all d tym

Anonymous said...

gonna taste like turkey

Anonymous said...

CAN WE MEN SEE THAT ITS GOOD TO EAT ONION ONLY AND GIVE THOSE LADIES THE SUYA MEAT(vulture)?. lolz. ola*

Single Father's Diary said...

I must say Bonario is very funny...he cracks me up most times

Yombo said...

Bonario is so funny

Anonymous said...

LMAO a him sitting covered in vultures. Probably tastes like chicken....

Anonymous said...

Lwtmb oooooo! Kai, dis guy ur too funny

Express said...

Abegi,y una de curse d mallam na? All na 'fowl' meat! Hahahahaahahahaha

Sociable said...

Hahahahahahahha you got me on this one bro,I actually laughed like crazy
Mehn,whattttttttttttttttttttttttt lol.

Anonymous said...

I dnt jst knw wt †̥ tell U̶̲̥̅̊
For say such a stupid thing,he is ur like anyway.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!! Clown

IVORY CHI said...

THAT IS DISGUSTING

Tsquare said...

He is a Vulture Himself

Anonymous said...

Hahhaahahahahahahahaahahaha lafing S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ loud

Unknown said...

Delicious,mouth watery 'Suya de la Vulture'. Yummmmmy!!! LOL
http://mrstanleynwabia.blogspot.com/2012/09/hmmmm-vultures.html

Anonymous said...

Lol @Bonario, i stopd eating Gala when i heard it's usually made with ratus ratus.....GALAXY!

Suya Meat = Human Flesh said...

Beef suya & Kilishi are made from human flesh.....All those killed in the North.

Trust me

Anonymous said...

kazansama...na today.lol Its hard to resist when its brown crispy plus spicy buruntashi ...all na foul abeg

Anonymous said...

Lolz @bonario... As 4 ds story, dis man is wicked na wa o..wot pple do 4 money

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!

Rony said...

Chai, i was just eating Kilichi when i read this info ooooo, now i feel like throwing up!

Suya Meat = Human Flesh said...

Na Einstein Science?
If Vulture = Chicken + / - % 1000 _Human Flesh (na) or = Suya & Kilishi ^2

Even Akpos for Aso Rock fit solve the equation with his BH associates:D

Anonymous said...

Na wah oh. All dese foolish ppl sayin der's nothn wrong wit vulture meat, una get brain so? D problm is d fact dat he 4ckn deceived dese ppl! If dey wan2 eat vulture meat, did dey tell u dey dnt kno where 2 capture d disguting creatures??? Dese ppl came 4 chickn meat, n not sum irritatin bald-headed vulture's body parts! I wish I'd bought 4rm him sef. By nw, I 4 don go find am, giv am 1 veri veri hot slap dah wee turn him 2 vulture. Rubbish! Eeeeewwwww..... D thot of it alone tastes like vulture. *spits*

Anonymous said...

See Baba Musa ooo!! *purges*

Anonymous said...

All of una when dey chop mallam suya, I sure say una don chop 404 tire. LOL!!

Anonymous said...

wicked man!

Anonymous said...

BONARIO MR NOKIA 3310 i always look forward in reading ur coments cos i lk them anytime i cm in here i always rush to scrol down just to look for u and read urs post cos u mk me laugh alot,i lk u shaaaaaaa.

Anonymous said...

I've never seen a live vulture before. How come there are so many in Port harcourt? Aren't they supposed to eat only dead meat? Ewwwwww

Yinkah said...

Business Innovation at its Best!!!!..Brilliant we need more of these kind of people in the Nigerian Senate..!!! I applaud his ingenuity

Anonymous said...

Ewo!!! Bikonu.... Dis man is mean! Chei!!!! And I hv patronised him... Am so angry can't believe dis!!! Shiiiit

Becky naka said...

Bonario u mst be a comedian

covenant angel said...

Wetin sef,meat na meat.abi bcus vultures eat human meat.free d guy joor.even we wey dey post nw,we may b eatin som unwanted creatures.Mtcheww

covenant angel said...

meat na meat...hw many don die since wey chop am.evn u dey chop snake if u no no.dried fish som of dem ar snakes

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Anonymous said...

lmaoo! what an asshole

Anonymous said...

Bonario ure too funny hahaha

Anonymous said...

Goat meat fit be dog meat. Deal with it. Be a vegetarian

Anonymous said...

LOBATAN

Anonymous said...

Wonders shall never end.All these man''s inhumanity to man is just bcos of money.God pls help us.

Anonymous said...

violation of customer rights, if nigeria was better, he could have been sued, yes pple eat all sorts of things but at least let them know wat they are eating

Yom said...

An hungry man in the battle field will appreciate what u found disgusting mate.

Anonymous said...

Vulture sweet pass cos na cacass(not sure of spelling my able lib profs) even chicken eat worst stuff. If u doubt me go to ajegunle and check what the chickens feed on. They eat faeces both dried and fresh, catarh, cacass of coursesperm frm used condoms and worst of all clotted blood frm menses. So?

BIBI said...

bet bonario must b feeling on top of d world now. wait till u post one irritatin comment n dey will chew u raw. libers i hail oh. #double edged sword#

Anonymous said...

Bia bona do u have ur own blog?

Anonymous said...

pple eat dogs, snake,crocodile for pete's sake. d only crime here is dat, the customers are unaware of the type of bird. bird na bird weda na ostrish, turkey etc

Anonymous said...

Bonario, u want kill me with laugh here. Hahahhahahahha

Anonymous said...

Abeg which part of the East eats human parts? Stop carrying fake gist up and down. Maybe its ur family that eats vulture and human parts.

Anonymous said...

U are asking where he sells it so as to be sure u ve not patronised him b4. I feel u and am sure u ve bought the vulture meat from him b4. Look at his face closely, u will remember. Hahhaahahahahha

Anonymous said...

I don't know which part of the East eats human parts.

Anonymous said...

Story story, story. Enjoy well well, u hear. E fit be say na gateman job u dey do there sef or abi na toilet and plates u dey wash?

Anonymous said...

You are most definitely not in ur right senses for justifying this mans actions. He shouldn't have sold vultures to his unsuspecting customers. We live in a liberal economy where people should have a CHOICE to Choose. The worse crime of all is robbing ppl of that. I must say you are no different than him for supporting him. If u eat AGUNU and u enjoy that's no crime. However ppl shldnt be forced or decieved into eating what they don't want to.

steez said...

Lmao!!!!! Its the comments I love so much about this blog....lol...

Anonymous said...

How about Calabar ppl dat eat dog meat nko? Infact they even believe that 404 meat is an Aphrodisiac,cures malaria and AIDS. Chinese ppl eat dog meat too! Taiwan ppl fry and eat millipede (Esu).
This guy man for label am say na vulture meat straight up!

Anonymous said...

Try Airtel Data Network you dnt need to be in London

Anonymous said...

Am sure yur hubby only eat the onion and cabbage hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Ole! How would you know

Anonymous said...

Am sure yur hubby only eat the onion and cabbage hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Vulture peri peri and fried rice

Anonymous said...

i dont blame u why can't u go n buy d vultures n join odas in eatining it fooolllllll!!!! Birds of d same fedas 2 hell wit u all,idoit!

Angela said...

This is really crazy and unfair! Infact, it is inhuman.

KD said...

Lawd have mercy.

Anonymous said...

Next time u guys want to order meat frm this man just ask him to give u BOKO Haram special! Him go know say na vulture u wan wack! No wahala ma ppl!Meat get variety shaa!

Anonymous said...

BONARIO!!! U are d man of d match!!! U don make me laugh so tay I go buy Nokia 3310. Nyc 1 bro (y)

Anonymous said...

His profit margin must have been hella high. The birds are free, all he has to do is pluck and season them. Not a bad business model.

Sorry for the folks who bought though, they may wanna consider turning to vegetarianism to avoid this in the future.

Anonymous said...

Lmaooooooo@bonario

Anonymous said...

Who Ȋ̝̊̅§ D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̅τ̲̅ specimen talking abt self-righteousnes?.... People. Eat snakes πϑ rat πϑ A̶̲̥̅ll D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̅τ̲̅ kuz D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wanna eat I̶̲̥̅̊ŧ‎​. D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ were not tricked in2 eating I̶̲̥̅̊ŧ‎​. S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴͡ why ˚°º☺n earth Ǎ̜̣̍яe U̶̲̥̅̊ supporting D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ dude making people eat vulture under a false impression D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̅τ̲̅ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Ǎ̜̣̍яe eating chicken?. Or Ȋ̝̊̅§ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ man ΰr brother?

Anonymous said...

Some parts of the east still eat human flesh heard it from 2 people who served there. There are places none indigenes don't go cus they will capture them and eat them

Anonymous said...

Bona!! I haven't laffed dis much at a comment on dis blog!! So damn hilarious!! Triple A to da M!!!

Anonymous said...

ABEG THE TING FUNNY DIE, NAIJA DOG MEAT AND VULTURE MEAT WHICH ONE BAD PASS ?????

Anonymous said...

Abeg remove these ur bb fonts here and type like a normal person. What's all these lines and dots everywhere?

Aduke said...

Eewwwwwwww!! Fuck mehnnn!! WTH?! Ugh!

YungFantasy said...

Eww! But still feed ur eyes on http://ologbesei.blogspot.com for more entertainment news

Anonymous said...

do u know the types of meat you eat in the chicken nugget? maybe a few Nigerians should try and watch documentaries about how food are made and u will not visit any fast food again..not to say this man was rigth to disguise his food..but people have eaten worse..like someone rightly pointed out..i would gladly eat vulture than eat human flesh that happens to be a delicacy somewhere.

tozo united said...

this thing don tey na,before na pigin ,,,,,,,

f said...

big deal....dahh..wat u dnno wldnt kill u

Anonymous said...

corect guy u b Bona.bt u go help d gal finish d suya cos she go pretend say she don d Okay.

Anonymous said...

Gosh! All dos sayin "wat's d big" U r all FOOLS!!!! Brainless faggots! Evrione has a choice! U tink if dis idiot mallam had said he was sellin vultures,u wld buy??? Yes,some pple eat it,no doubt bt NOT EVRIONE!!!! D way some of you tink sha!

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Unknown said...

Thank You the last writer. The dude is simply trying to survive. FG created 5,000 job for the entire Nigeria!!!! Tell me which one of those jobs accommodated this dude. And he has to live. His only crime was the misleading info to his customers but who doesnt do it these days. Example- MTN!

Anonymous said...

@bonario u wan funny fellow.... Really funny... Oh I pity ur gurl fwnd 4 hvin rushed d meat... While u eat ur favourit gabbage...lol

Anonymous said...

How does slap turn someone to vulture? Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D

tax collector said...

Wht u dont knw wont kil u.bt come to tink of it VULTURES dt eat human flesh eewwww dts to bad

Anonymous said...

man must survive! ALL na meat! *joking*

This is what poverty caused.
People eat rat, not bush rat, but rat! B-U-T
Vulture eats dead flesh that is why it is so...EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Anonymous said...

hmmmme well wot i can say is dat d buyers nd d eaters no wot dey re eating cos pple eat humanbeings too

Anonymous said...

Is it not an abomination to eat vulture?since you are encouraging him I wonder what you will selling to people.God punish you for that statement

Anonymous said...

Ok so why did he have to be called the "Hausa" chicken seller....just chicken seller wld do..I think

BLOGLORD said...

huh??? this is why i run-away from eating suya. u do not know exactly what meant u are eating.
Bonario u r sure a funny dude. lol

Anonymous said...

U didn't hav 2 say dat naaahhhh......I love kilishi *bbm crying face*

Anonymous said...

Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! U 4 cut d details small na......o ma ga oo

Anonymous said...

BONARIO, abeg no make me laugh. u r danm tooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnny and i enjoy all ur comment on dis blog.

Anonymous said...

If u kn i eat or sell vulture meat as chicken wil u buy? pls stop talkin trash ifu dont kn wat to say u must nt comment on every post who ever u r.

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Anonymous said...

Meh! Girl like suya meat all de girl that ate there will quit their boyfriends cos they hv taken them to hell eatry

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Oscar said...

Hmmm... this is really aweful. This people really need to be Educated so they can stop all this nonsense.

Anonymous said...

''His profit margin must have been hella
high. The birds are free, all he has to do
is pluck and season them. Not a bad
business model.
Sorry for the folks who bought though,
they may wanna consider turning to vegetarianism to avoid this in the
future.''

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