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Tuesday 18 September 2012

Hilarious headline - Actress calls Governor's wife mummy yet sleeps with her husband (lol)

It's a piece written by Ann Okwologu for Yes Magazine. I found it so hilarious. It's not the story itself, it's the way Ann wrote it...with a lot of vexation. So funny! Lol. I See some of it below...
Our world is full of evil. Imagine taking someone in as your god daughter only for the person to turn around and begin to sleep with your husband. The most unconscionable aspect of it is that this wicked soul still addresses you as 'Mummy' anytime she sees you. Smiling and always kneeling to greet you!
The above is exactly what is playing out now in the lives of a governor, his wife and a top actress. The wife so loved the actress after watching one of her films that she got people to introduce them. The became friends and the actress started frequenting her home and along the line she too was introduced to the governor and it now became a family affair. The actress came up with a project which the woman convinced her husband to bankroll.
And in the course of doing that, during one of the actress' visits to the man's office, one thing led to another and they started sleeping with each other! The irony of this shameful act is that the evil actress still bows to greet the Governor's wife, calls her mummy and the husband daddy when people are watching. Alone with the man, she calls him darling or honey.
LMAO! Who writes gossip like this?  I love this Ann woman, I'm telling you! Lol

113 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its absolutely annoying

oeugbesan said...

What nonsense. What a shameful Governor.

odugbesan said...

What nonsense. What a shameful Governor.

Anonymous said...

Lets have the name of the bitch cos this story looks so watered down with any names!

Definitely kingsley blog said...

Razzness at it's peak! I like her mannerism of presentation, but it is kinda RAZZ or don't you think? www.definitelykingsley.blogspot.com <--CLICK ME O!

Anonymous said...

everyday for thief; one day for owner of the house....

NEKS said...

Wats dia to like abt her style of writing?..u just like d tatafo and d vexation

Anonymous said...

Lol.....i love this post abeg.

Anonymous said...

This is nothing nah. My girlfriend calls my wife aunty. lol. I dont know whether u expeceted her to call the governor's wife by her name.

Anonymous said...

Linda is a badt gurl! I like d piece too. So funnay!!! Lolzzz

Anonymous said...

Yoruba? Typical.

Anonymous said...

ARE U 9JA JOURNALISTS SCARED OR WAT? IF THE STORY IS TRUE FREAKN WRITE THE ACTRESS NAME.WHEN KRISTEN CHEATED WE KNEW IT WAS KRISTEN,WHEN JOLIE SNATCHED BRADPITT WE KNEW IT WAS ANGELINA.THIS IS WHY I LIKE AMERICAN JOURNALISTS VERY BOLD PPLE..AUNTY ANN U DEY FEAR? THE GOSSIP IS NT SWEET IF WE DNT KNW THE ACTRESS,GOVERNONR AND THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE A.K.A MUMMY MTCHEEW

Kay said...

This Ann lady is really a petty gossip! WHERE ARE THE NAMES? This is baseless and fact-less and therefore no gossip @ all. Ask her to grow a pair of balls and publish her gossip with better info. Are we children here? Mtcheeeew

Anonymous said...

Biko ωĤσ Īş this actress?

vanessa said...

Omg!! Dats some crazy sh!t,

Anonymous said...

That Ȋ̝̊̅§ pretty bad, never bite the finger that feeds you! She'll surely never go unpunished.

Irishman said...

Linda you find the story funny while I find the picture funny...Nollywood on palm trees. Lol very funny

Anonymous said...

Hmmm! I tink I know dz gist but can't be too sure though, but if its wot A̶̲̥̅♏ tinkin, Nkiru the actress is dating a Governor now so can't tell for sure if they re d one,but d truth is women re evil and can do anytin at any time!

VannyMarz said...

Lmao! Dis story wuld hv been nicer if we hd d identities of all d cast o... Linda shuld start considerin a VIP section 4 stufs lyk dt. "LINDA IKEJI UNSENSORED VIP CORNER"

Anonymous said...

I'm completely in the dark on this one, can the decoders on LIB please give me clues? Thanks. I suspect one Eastern state governor though

Linda, the way you do style style Amebo!

LOTR said...

What a knuckle head! This is the type of mgbeke-style-translate-straight-from-the-mother-tongue-illiterate journalism that abounds in Nigeria. Dis one too go open mouth call herself journalist.

Anonymous said...

God see her! Its also serves d MUMMY rit, sebi na she dey luk for familiarity! Aduntos.

Anonymous said...

Yeah so fuck wat! Lyk a lot of gurls do dat!lyk DUH! Not a news flash..shoo,dis woman just return fr AME or wat? Ode..dodo..na who go sleep wiv person husband b4?na ur sister or cozin..da wifey n actress no relate..ABEG..clear

Unknown said...

this place called world.

Unknown said...

Most people pretends as if its not a normal tin, all ladies of dis days have similiar stories includin me,linda,celebrities so stop d critizing people.

Anonymous said...

Watever..... D actress does'nt ve name or ?

Anonymous said...

NKIRU SYLVANUS! Kabish!

NUBIAN QUEEN™ said...

Don't be suprised if the actress finds a way of incorporating this in her next movie lol

Anonymous said...

Who writes gossip lyk dis???....u ofcos.

stacylicious2000@yahoo.com said...

The NollyWood actress no get name? The Governor and em wife nko? All these stories sef.

Anonymous said...

lol ! I knw d governor, the wife and d actress but wht i dnt knw is if they are really dating.

Anabel said...

Who makes a stanger a part'f his family just cos u are a fan? A full blown woman for that matter. Miss Gov, its a pity u didnt thread with caution. As for the actress, u'll still get paid cos 'the child dat dances to the beat of surugede cos it sounds nice, does not know dat surugede is the sound of the spirits'. Be strong ma, shit happens

Sue said...

ini edo and unoma akpabio????

Anonymous said...

That governor must be Godswill Akpabio.... He is always sleeping with actresses..

Anonymous said...

@vannymars dats a great idea,linda pls give us full gist jor,anyway girl R not smiling,this is really bad though.#zeewendy#

Anonymous said...

Na Nkiru most people know only the gullible first lady

Anonymous said...

Dat one sef dey.bt its possible dat "mummy" knws n planning on wat to do abt her bad god daughter.well if she dint knw b4 ,of course she knws now.

Anonymous said...

hehehehe............

Anonymous said...

If u see babes wey these old men dey nyash on a daily basis in PH,u will know that Ashawo job has taken a frightening dimension in Nigheria!
Girls frm riCh homes r also in this game! Infact,ugly girls r suffering now. Politicians,ma grandpas all have become extremly selective b4 they drop.Some of dem pop viagra na agba lika lika n'elu Ootu umunwanyi!!!

ivy said...

=))º°˚˚˚°ºLmaoº°˚˚˚°º‎​°º‎​=))! Women sha#rollneyes#

Anonymous said...

Realy sad.*smh*

Anonymous said...

Ur story isn't complete,u shuld hav say dia names mtchewww

Sociable said...

Te governor's wife made a mistake,is she not a Nigerian? She should have known better. How could you introduce an actress to your husband? Don't you value your husband abi you think he is a saint? Dont tempt any human being pls whether a man or a woman as the outcome can be amazing.

Next time always remember your husband is a governor so don't joke with that ma'am. Any woman will dive to suck some currency.

lovelylady said...

People are so wicked,all these aristos sleeping with peoples husbands.devils

Anonymous said...

lol. Like this is not the order of the day in that husband snatching nation called nigeria. Yes, I am bitter cos it happened to me and the bitch with my husband, although she is still enjoying him, her end will not be good. I will just keep quiet for justice to be served soon

Anonymous said...

Yea d nollywood pic is wats hillarious. Story is baseless.put names make e sweet.

Bubble gum said...

broda okponu!

Anonymous said...

Like seriously, is dis gist? #stale news... Dis is sumfin dat happens all d time. Is d writer a JJC or what? Pls let's hear word for u jare!

Anonymous said...

Its probably Nkiru Sylvanus and the IMO state governor or the governor of Anambra

Anonymous said...

Oya clap for urself, oniranu Oshi.

Anonymous said...

haha is this is true. it must be a yoruba actress. only dem dey call older person "mummy" or "daddy"

Anonymous said...

You're a bastard! Typical of what? Oloriburuku ole......

Anonymous said...

Fool, I have heard this story about nkiru sylvanus o...... So don't open your mouth to say what you don't no!

Anonymous said...

Why are u thinking through your anus. Because she said the woman kneels down to greet. Most people whether igbo or hausa who stay in lagos bend or kneel down to greet. When they travel home they still do it. Its a normal thing now. So u mean because I say jare or ose am yoruba????? Na wah for u o!

Anonymous said...

Like say you never do am or u fit even dey do am now! Pretender! No be one of your Aristos gave u the nickname lovelylady, u think say I no know! Shio!!!

yes I said it said...

Sweetheart its not nkiru sylvanus and rochas cause aunty nkechi know about nkiru hell the whole owerri knows about nkiru. Aunty can't do much about aboy nkiru cause her husband is not willing to let her go

finest-in-internet said...

I'm so sorry for the wife, what a disappointment!

http://the-finest-in-internet.blogspot.de/

Real8 said...

Are u sure Ann is not the man's daughter? She's a magazine writer? How did she gain the employment her skills are terrible. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

hahaha..its nt funi bt its funi..dis ann chic dey vex dah..weda she get personal beef wit d actress ni?...bt sme gals sha.#CHOKOLATA#..dats wassup!

Anonymous said...

The man is stupid.why pple alway blame the woman first.the man should remember that he is married shikina!

Anonymous said...

I wonder why people always blame the babe in these situations. What about the man who is breaking his promise to some he loves. Most people don't seem to think that's a bigger offense. The man made a promise to the woman to be loyal and faithful, the actress did not. When my sister's husband started straying and she was going to confront the girl, we advised her not to cos the girl made no promise to her. The problem is her husband who decided to have extra marital affairs. If its not this actress, the Gov will still follow any babe. She needs to go work on her marriage abeg and get her husband to commit to their marriage. For the girl, the gov is just a means to an end.

Anonymous said...

Could this be I'll take my chances in Akwa IBOM

Anonymous said...

Could this be I'll take my chances in Akwa IBOM

Anonymous said...

The Governor's wife is not sharp. Trust yourself

Anonymous said...

Beast dat means ur sleeping wit some1 related to ur wife's or some1 she knowz! ShameleSs u

Warri Girl said...

I write like that, lol.
Check me out at www.warrigirl.com

Anonymous said...

Ok. How is this story new or strange or funny? Shit like dis happen all the time. And the vexation you spoke about, Linda? Dats razzness not vexation.

Madam X said...

Every ashewo wen they cause pain for another woman, you shall never know the word PEACE in your life IJN. Foolish girls. That womans tears would turn to sorrow for you. If you like sleep for babalawo, alfa or woli place, your problem just start!

First lady, please never ever introduce your husband to any young girl. Are you that stupid in this days of crocodile open mouth, permanent chewing gum aristo age. Abeg ooh. You gats to be sharp. These girls are vicious. But we married women are ready for them. Fire for fire.

TinaD said...

Pls don't blame the poor woman. d actress in question is a married woman and i guess that why the 1st lady was comfortable arround her. what is this world turning into sef? so if ur hubby has money or hold an office 1 shld keep away from friend(even married 1's)? may God help s in dis country.

Jirostic said...

All these girls sef, fear know they catch una? What if the madam for house nah supersonic witch? When your life spoil finish because of money for shoe and bag and ticket to Dubai, then you go they look for generational problem wen they worry you. Abeg leave people husband. Husband, leave this jezebels. Some of this girls dey slow down your progress for life.

About to said...

I dated a man, his now a top guy in goverment for years. I enjoyed my relationship with this guy for years. In my head, i thought he would marry me as second wife. Instead, i was made to shop for madam and her kids. I listened to the guy talk to his wife as if she was the Love of his life. No one advised me before i ran. I was close to 40years fucking a man that had no good intention for me. I thank God, i have found a man to call my own after changing my ways. I am getting married in a month and i have peace of mind and joy decorating my new home! And i never have to fear someone is watching me from the back. Nice feeling.

Anonymous said...

YES I SAID IT ITS NKIRU SLYVANUS THAT THE GOSSIP IS REFERRING TO AND THE FIRST LADY OF IMO STATE...

Anonymous said...

Lol.....i choro iji amu gbuo mu abiiii. Lmao@lika lika

Anonymous said...

Actresses don suffer 4 ur hand o.

Anonymous said...

Ths na normal thing na, d actress might just be one out of many for the governor

No be today

Anonymous said...

Nkiru? Typical

Anonymous said...

Yea yea, duh! Na 9ja we dey.. Anything can happen. Buhaha!

Anonymous said...

Anty lovelady,I'm sure You are married,that's why its paining You,=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) ... Sorry eehn! Agba wa bura ni oro yi ooo! Swear You haven't slept with anoda woman's hussie b4! Abegii! Runs ko,rans ni! Make all of buna go siddon,go play ten ten with mosquitoes jor!

Anonymous said...

*smh* 4 u

metche said...

The governor's wife should have known better na. It's very unfortunate but one day the woman will definitely find out.

all days for the thief but one day for the owner

Anonymous said...

i think its Nkiru Sylvanus....hehehe

Anonymous said...

its really sad....what is paining her is not that the actress slept with her husband but that it was going on under her roof. i blame first lady for taking her in.

dt chic said...

U are a wicked soul, u don't deserve dt ur wife, can u imagine, u are even laughing out loud, na aradite I go take gum dt ur yeye mouth together

Unknown said...

Why is everyone acting surprised plus d so called Governor's wife? Is she implying her husband has always acted like a man with discipline? For Christ sake, he must have shown you some signs but trust women to form pretence! Ladies if you know u married a dog(which most men are by d way) then stop introducing your friends to them! Do not give them reason to kill you with worry! If they must sleep with your friends then let them go all out to chase them on their own with no help from you coz as far as am concerned any married woman introducing her friend to her husband and encouraging continued familiraity, is simply a pimp in disguise(which is wat most of them are anyway)! There is no law that says my husband must be chatty with my friends! That is all the excuse men need to commit adultery.You friends and husband have no biz with each other. D same way you have no biz with your husband's friends. Pls let's get our priorities right and stop crying foul if you cant control your no good man! Mschhhhhhhhheeeeeeew!

dt chic said...

Ashawo kobo kobo

Unknown said...

@Sociable, correction. Not any woman would dive to suck some currency. Some of us do place a high value on our bodies which cannot be quantified in monetary terms!

Anonymous said...

So u ar one of the he goats that have no regard for your wife? Cos if you do, you will not expose her to redicule (yes, dats wat it is.) you are cheating on her and bring the smae shameless b**t to your home.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful world we are.Nothing is new under d earth.

Anonymous said...

Abi? The men are only sampling you. If he is man enough let him open his dirty mouth and introduce the girl as his gf nah. (husband poachers)*stealers*

NK said...

I don't really understand why most Nigerian men believe having a mistress makes them the man... Lets look at the facts here, any monkey with money (no matter how ugly or razz and or badly behaved they are) can get some ashawo to shack. Seriously, how can any body that calls himself a man brag about sleeping with someone who is most likely sleeping with million others, what makes you special? Lets not forget that paying for sex (and I mean paying of any kind)you probably can't acknowledge this female in public, but becos u have zero self control nor respect, you do give her whatever to just stick it in), simply means you do not have what it takes as a man to get a decent woman... It really amazes me that you will abuse the one thing that makes you special to chase after that which equates you to everyone else. If you are sleeping with just your wife or girlfriend, it makes you special, everyone does not have access to your intimate side no one can degrade the one thing God has made private for you, you can actually brag that you get it from your wife/ gf any time and any how you want it.

Seriously guys (and girls that cheat... by the way that is so dirty, sorry but if you cheat on your husband or bf, you could never be my friend because I will make your life a living hell. Ladies its really not becoming)!


Cheating it easy, how about trying something a little more challenging like being faithful... now thats an achievement to brag about!

Mind Una Business said...

For all of you wondering....yes it is true! I am sleeping with the governor but the truth is the wife too is sleeping with one fine Ghanian actor! ;)

So no one should crucify anyone! When i buy my brand new car....Linda will post about it ;)

Anonymous said...

And for those of you on here bragging about their mistress, seriously, only a fool does not know he is a fool... He who invests on his mistress and but not his wife, or he who degrades his wife in front of his mistress is like a make putting out fire in another mans house, when ur own house is on fire! If you love the mistress so much, then make her your second or third wife, but for God's sake, stop exposing your home (wife, children and yourself) to what you don't know.

And women, women, women, what goes around must surely come around, do not say well that was my aristo days becos dear, coma is a BITCH! If you do not want someone to mess with your husband, then don't mess with other people's husband! Live within ur means and you won't have the need to spread for men ur fathers age, a student does not need a car, trips to all over the world and clothes the cost more than their parents makes monthly. Greed and lake of self control and respect leads to aristo and those qualities rarely goes away, so be careful becos the seed you sow that you must surely rip!

Anonymous said...

This your Ann woman is not a GOOD gossip writer. A perfect gossip writer would have dropped hints, to the extent that the Governor would have had a sleepless night. Linda, I hope you don`t intent to write like Ann whatever.

Anonymous said...

Shooo, this happens very well. My mum hired a lady to work in my dad's pharmacy just because she was from our hometown and she didn't have anyone to stay with in Lagos. That was 22 years ago. Today, the lady in question has 3 kids for my dad, and packed her stuff on her own and left him 7 years ago. Guess who's calling who to beg for forgiveness now?

Anonymous said...

hummmmm,the day of reckoning must surely come.who knows who might sleep with her(the actress's husband)
own husband under her nose.

Anonymous said...

My dear dat one na story,,,if u ar oppor 2 stay wiv A̷̷̴̐͠ gov knoin d currency he controls even A̷̷̴̐͠ nun might consider
Until u ar in such position,,,u wld even b surprised at yourself

Anonymous said...

Sorry anon 4:06, but all of us are not for sale or lease... And @ Mind una business, regardless of whos doing who, ever considered the children in that marriage, so what u spread ur lets for a car, congratulations on ur great achievement, but my dear u can claim big girl and at the same time sell ursef for pennies... Big girl mean. Got it ursef, and don't worry, I pray u get married, thenu d understand that no matter how badly things are going in ur relationship, that last thing u need is a possible HIV death sentence hanging around ipur house, whore! A car, that is actually funny that ur great achievementis a car, so much for what ur life's worth!

Anonymous said...

@ Mind una Business,I pity you o,shameless whore.Car.Mtcheeeeeeeeew. What is a car? A car that any serious youngster who graduates with flying colours and gets a good job can buy within a few months? A car that can catch fire or can be stolen any second?Forget about Insurance.
So that is your worth.O ma se o!You main problem is that you have no self esteem,pride or dignity.

People are doing useful things with their lives,making cool money the genuine ,decent way,eg my dear Linda,through smartly running her blog with ingenuinty and you are there,messing up your destiny and future because of car and other material things that all amount to noting in the final analysis.

Daft Moron.When nemesis catches up with you,even your enemy will pity you.You will weep and cry and your car will not save you.

Oloshi buruku.Lazy ,greedy thief.Oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ashewo!

This message is for you and your fellow prostitutes,feeding fat on the weaknesses of silly men who stoop so low to consistently cheat on their dutiful spouses.

May God deliver you before it is too late.

Jungle Justice said...

This is one of the reasons why married women should be weary of whom they bring home. If she, a woman could be so enamoured after watching the actress that she even arranged to meet and befriend the actress, why didn't she reaslise that her hubby may even be more enchanted as well? It's sad because betrayal stings like a bee. As for still showing the 1st lady respect as annoying as that can be, we've heard of cases where girlfriends/mistresses call up the madam of the house and rain abuses on her. As much as I hate pretence...I think the latter is worse.

D madam said...

@mind una business, you are a real bastard. Same to you and all your likes. As you make another woman unhappy, so shall all your days be unhappy. Useless girl. Just wait, you shall meet your match someday in your journey of ASHEWOISM. The wife that would send you to your early grave. Oloriburuku, anofia.

Anonymous said...

Lmao Where do I start from? "Coma"? "Lake of self control"? "Qualities" Enough said.

Anonymous said...

I know someone who can do such without blinking an eye,my ex Ibinabo L,dats the very lame part of d femme fatal

Anonymous said...

Una 2 dey preach 2 much, holier dan thou"s". Abeg, I dey find governor/senator 2 spoil me 2. Info on how 2 get 1 pls:D

Anonymous said...

Linda why have u refused to post Freda's comment. Are you now on her payroll?

Anonymous said...

so dis pdp people have change tactics, you can only tarnish his image but we imo people knw beta. My governor is too busy 4 such frivolities.

Anonymous said...

is some1 jealous? linda you have written stuff worse than this

Anonymous said...

ofcuz naaa, not new at all, so be watchful cuz d enemy are always within....lol, imagine a married guy telling a friend of mine to do business with d wife(to bring them close so the wife wouldnt suspect) yet wanting an affair with d lady, men take risk big time, d lady in question refused to be a second place knowing fully that she would be d one aware and d wife not aware....another did something like dse and d lady came for d couples baby naming ceremony ended up giving d child rat poison, men underrate women sha, lmao, obviously she gave his child rat poison out of jealousy.....sleeping with a woman, treating her as 2nd place which she is aware and still bring her close to ur home(i pity u)

Anonymous said...

even if its not true, simply cause she is single, people will believe watever becasue no sane man will remove eye like that....lol but seriously linda just have a way of bringing out topic for people to say the answer by themselves without anyone quoting her.....

CTM said...

Hehehehehe... madam,take it easy ooo. Ko le to yen nau.

Anonymous said...

True that. Most actresses are runs girls,they use thr popularity 2 meet thr customers.

Anonymous said...

pls, madam take it easy, cos i don't want you to get HP Ok.

Amina said...

i know say na yoruba actress ..na dem de call people 'mummy' anyhow..


yeah, yeah..una go crucify me..bt it's true..especially with the kneeling down to greet thingy...

true, all d others mentioned might be tre bt this one the Ann person is writing about, is definitely Yoruba

Anonymous said...

Ori e buru iwo alaileko yi.... Ode oshi, oponu ayirada.. Omo ale jatijati.... So U mean 2 tell me dat oda tribes no dey respect dia elders ehn?? U're so foolish, orangutan!!!

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