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Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Do you guys know singer Akon's real name? It's hilarious...

From his profile on Wikipedia. That's a mouthful. Akon will do...:-)

190 comments:

Unknown said...

Can't stop laughing

Ivyjess said...

lol name plenty ooo i just find out dis alibaba own na

Unknown said...

Very funny indeed

Unknown said...

Lol.....he is a smart guy to chose only Akon.

Ubong Udotai said...

Even 'Time' follow for the name... Lol

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

LMAO! So funny. He needs to change his real name.

Anonymous said...

Oboy see name nw hmmm longer than river Niger. (WESTINO says so)

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

LMAO! So funny. He needs to change his real name.

Anonymous said...

Oboy see name nw hmmm longer than river Niger. (WESTINO says so)

Anonymous said...

Anyone can edit Wikipedia right from even their phones. It is not a valuable source for anything. That's why you cannot quote it as a valuable source.A UK judge faced backlash for getting wrong information which was edited into someone's profile by a teenager. IT IS NOT A VALUABLE SOURCE.

Anonymous said...

Oboy see name nw hmmm longer than river Niger. (WESTINO says so)

Anonymous said...

Oboy see name nw hmmm longer than river Niger. (WESTINO says so)

Bonita Bislam said...

Lol such a botanical name like mine

Unknown said...

What is hilarious here , I know that for years now . so I don't see that shit hilarious , I use that name during my radio presentation .

Unknown said...

First on mediatakeout

Unknown said...

Lol. That's quite a name.

Unknown said...

Could be his father was hic-huping at d time of his naming and they just picked d sounds of his voice or could be a Chinese man was nominated to conduct d naming ceremony. Kikikikikiki!, lol

Davido's driver said...

Old gist

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

U know right?

Davido's driver said...

Made in China. Lindaobserve

Anonymous said...

PRONOUNCING THAT NAME ALONE CAN MAKE ME HUNGRY

Memz said...

LMAOOOOOO. ..WTF? ??!

mma said...

LMAO.. This is d height.. but linda go to bed naa :).. Gnyt LIB readers

Gerry said...

Dis one na sentence no be name. Lol

Unknown said...

Lmaoooooooooooo. Akon na you be this?

Unknown said...

Even Kunta Kinte will bow for this one. See 'follow come' name.

Unknown said...

Time bongo! Would rather call him time bomb, what a name...

Unknown said...

Funny!!!!!!!

Prettie Christie said...

Hahahahahaha........i can't stop laffin, I tot my name was funny. I can't stop laffin.

Anonymous said...

Not true. Akon is from Senegal

rockkyfresh said...

pronouncing that name made me hungry

Unknown said...

Hahahaha what a names

Unknown said...

LMAO no b small matter

Unknown said...

Lol! Hilarious......is it a generational/ ancestral name?

Anonymous said...

Calabar name dey learn where dis names dey

Unknown said...

Really a mouthful... Ok with Akon. Lol

Unknown said...

Hahahaa, thank God he chose Akon instead of Bongo at least.

7F098C19 said...

Gossip Queen u no dey sleep. Omo I still dey for shore, dey inspect. All Engr are on board. Linda before I forget, April 11th is my birthday and am having lil hangout on Sunday cos of the election. Engr Emy

Anonymous said...

Don't be an ignorant human. This isn't his real name.

LIVING REAL. said...

The name long o.

havesomeclass said...

How rude. Your own name is hilarious then. Sometimes you say things that are very ignorant. You could have stopped at mouthful - you had to say it's hilarious. When an American says Ifeyinwa Chigozie Chinasa Anomneze is hilarious - I'm sure you will be ready with a post about how racist it is.

Unknown said...

Frm MTO Linda

Unknown said...

Oh oh!what a name...

Anonymous said...

YOUR NAME IS HILARIOUS

Being Tochi said...

Lol! Y were u searching for him sef?

Juleslouis said...

TF is Lu Lu Lu? Wow! Akon is better biko.

Anonymous said...

U will only understand the meaning of his name only if u are a Gambian or senegalaise . 😁

Anonymous said...

Huh!?

talk2frankky said...

Nah today you know ?
Hissssssssssssssssss


Sipping on my alomo and juice.

Anonymous said...

The name can make you fail ur exams!

Anonymous said...

Lululu...lmao

Unknown said...

It's not a small tinz oo. What a long name.

Damilola said...

Lmao.....long name and funny too. Chai akon don old sha

Unknown said...

Sentence!!!!
LolzzzZzzzzzZzzzz

shem said...

Are u serious?

Anonymous said...

That's fake. Anyone can go on Wikipedia and post anything.

Abdul Adepetu said...

Thought he was born in St Louis, Senegal. And that his name is a little bit more. Is that fact right?

Unknown said...

Abeg oooo. Only him? Did they give birth to him on special condition to bear all these names.








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Unknown said...

Lol

Unknown said...

What's hilarious about his name? U need to check out T-pain's real name..as a matter of fact,this ain't news to most pple...

tsalz c.e.o said...

Wht a name..

FIZZICHILLIO said...

I knew this like 6yrs ago whyl snooping around the internet. This Linda Ikeji sef

#FiZz

Jojo said...

Known his real name long before now lol......linda tell us ur own....

Unknown said...

Haha! Lool what a mouthful indeed!

Anonymous said...

I don't see his name as being hilarious because the DUDE IS F***ING RICH. Some people have the "perfect name" yet a three square meal is not their portion. I pity those "wise" people who will only insult people because of their names and not see their potentials. Maybe "AKON" might has been teased and made jest of when he was a kid because of his name but now, the dude can step into a remote region anywhere in the world and still not introduce himself. That's the power of FAME. So, leave his name out of this.

I am PHILEO (Please Hater I Love EveryOne)

Anonymous said...

That no b name again oooo, na sentences...

Unknown said...

Lol

bee said...

Aw do we pronounce sef?

Francis said...

I'll take it u just found out his real name. Stale news to me

Anonymous said...

Lol don't believe anything you read on Wikipedia anybody can edit it, funny name though

Unknown said...

Lol...Maka gini.

Nancy Ogbisi said...

Lol, what kind of name is that?

Anonymous said...

Or "Time" or "Lu3" or "Nacka"

obiora said...

Lmao@ Lu Lu Lu

Anonymous said...

He's Senegalese,what do u expect?shey na Linda ikeja u want make e dey bear?u this Linda,u like to make mockery of people sometimes..better post my comment..plus he's got money..who cares if he bears lululu?

idrizduch said...

no be small thing ooo. African parent can gve name.........




idoma boi said so

Kponskii said...

Haaaaaaa! Him entire village give am name ni?

Walata said...

Haha see name dis name is longer than river nile

Innocentia Annie said...

Lol this is hilarious

Unknown said...

Too long n funny heheheh

Unknown said...

Lol @ lu lu lu dat one self na name

Unknown said...

Lolz the name is too plenty abeg...like u rightly said , Akon will do..

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This him name na really sentence i swear.. Even time join the name self......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Joizzy Joel said...

Reeaallllyyy...so interesting

oiza said...

Hilarious! What a name for just a person..
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Unknown said...

Sounds like african magic epic incantation

Krix said...

That's not a name, it's a statement. Lol


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Jules said...

Lmao.....wtf!!!!! hahahahaha

Mzz_Mary said...

Lmao

Unknown said...

Lolz only one person get all dis name. I really love our igbo names very simple n sweet in d mouth 2 call hahah

Unknown said...

Lol..The list. I

beautiful said...

Dia ris God ooo

Anonymous said...

Hilarious indeed

Unknown said...

It is well.

Unknown said...

I no fit pronouce d name sef!

Unknown said...

Lol. Don't tell us u just knowing this

Anonymous said...

This one na statement, no be name... Lol

Blog It With Olivia said...

Person fit chop lips trying to pronounce that
Lol
Akon my 1st love in d music industry

Unknown said...

41yrs? Come and marry me

Beauty Fables said...

Old News, Lin.

Manuel Kunmi said...

Say whaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Lmao. Wtf!!!

Unknown said...

Hahahahahaha! Dis is so funny!

Unknown said...

This is so Hilarious. What a name.

bluemagic said...

Akpos own even dey pronounceable pass ds one,chei!!!

yawanow said...

Even Nacka lu lu lu dey for the name.
Person fit use this one compose song.

Unknown said...

This one na serious sentence. How he manage fit the name into his passport??? Linda take note!

Unknown said...

This one na serious sentence. How he manage fit the name into his passport??? Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Or Bongo

Jen said...

Oh gosh Linda...you are less than intelligent if you really believe all that is included in his name...anybody can edit Wikipedia

Submit CV for jobs said...

That kind name can crash computer, tried pronouncing it but my tongue failed me, wahala!... attract local and foreign companies, submit your CV for instant job

TAMARA SPLASH said...

Lol.

Unknown said...

Lolz, d names no fit enter computer sheet 4 WAEC o, chai!

Unknown said...

Lolz, d names no fit enter computer sheet 4 WAEC o, chai!

Mr 47 said...

Damn!!! I can't pronounce this shit...

TripleC SDK BlogBoo said...

Lolz, longer than River 9

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

WTF???? Haba na.....dis name no be here oo, Akon indeed, would really do! Lolz

Chy 🌹 said...

Long name joor...
I remember when I was writing exams few years ago in school..before I go shade my name finish with pencil,my mates don reach question 10..lmao

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Anonymous said...

Lmaoooo Linda plz post my comments

Unknown said...

All dis name's just for one person. D name's r lik time bomb dat wil explode@any given time.

Nky said...

Which kind long name be dis nau? Hia

Unknown said...

Really

Anonymous said...

O boy...

Anonymous said...

Lols....Linda r u kidding me....? Dt is almost unpronounceable #thobbyomoAlhaja

Anonymous said...

NO B SMALL THNG, GUY NA ONLY U??TOMJERRYSWIT

Anonymous said...

Na really mouthful...#team@seybyth IN D CLUB Dropping soon!! WO NI MO KA WIRE!! DOPE SHIT!!

Unknown said...

Seriously, Akon will do. Thanks.

Unknown said...

Lol, the name is a sentence






~FromOutOfThisWorld ~

Unknown said...

Lol,.Wateva dat means hope it Sha glorifies God *smiles

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Unknown said...

Linda, I'm so pissed at you......what's going on with u and Opera Mini na? I can nolonger comment on there and sometimes staying on d page to read comments is war, twill just be displaying error code bla bla bla......please, look into d ish and rectify it immediately.

Unknown said...

Seriously, Akon will do. Thanks.

Unknown said...

They never put d surname oo ...lol

jamal cojo said...

Sentence!

Flora said...

Ahan, wat name, abi names..

Unknown said...

D name na wa

Unknown said...

Huh!...

Unknown said...

For real? Lol, Very funny name. Goodmorn lindyway.

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Unknown said...

For real? Lol, Very funny name. Goodmorn lindyway.

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Unknown said...

For real? Lol, Very funny name. Goodmorn lindyway.

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Unknown said...

For real? Lol, Very funny name. Goodmorn lindyway.

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ogunril said...

U just dey know DAT one

ogunril said...

U just dey no dat one ni

Unknown said...

Nawa oooo him name na lulu








..........lmao

Chief Dee said...

Anaconda name...so long like jega's time.

Gentletee said...

wow!what a name.

Gentletee said...

wow!what a name.

Unknown said...

Choi, see name abeg. Akon will do seriously

Unknown said...

Choi, see name abeg. Akon will do seriously

Chief Dee said...

Anaconda name...so long like Jega's time.

Chief Dee said...

Eleyi gidi gan ooo

Unknown said...

For real? Lol, Very funny name. Goodmorn lindyway.

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Unknown said...

Heheheheheh.. Which kind name be this. Proud to be an African..

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BECKYS WORLD EVENTS /NAIJA BAKERS BLOG said...

Linda wed mrng laugh. Akon ll do.

Unknown said...

For real? Lol, Very funny name. Goodmorn lindyway.

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Unknown said...

Nd wat da fck is dat... sm1's name huh?? smh

Unknown said...

Lol. Wetin he no mix joor. Lu Lu bongo. Lol

Unknown said...

Lol!
This name is longer than River Nile.

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nora said...

some parents dey fuck up sha.. ow person wor take prounouce this kind of name? oghene biko

Unknown said...

Is this name?

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Lolz, funny name, how will he fill forms, re sure they didn't add nicknames to it..

Unknown said...

Lol @ Lu Lu Lu, that's the name of our late dog (LuLu). Its indeed a mouthful. Akon will do mbok!



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Anonymous said...

Lol.linda gbeboru of life!

Unknown said...

All dis name for one person. Don't even get it nor pronounce. Abeg go on wif d akon. If it's possible. Forget d oda names. Dis names be like war

Unknown said...

Akon is enof already


Am an igbo girl

richy said...

lol...

That Function Gurl said...

Lmao! Akon works Jst fine for us, thank u!

Linaberry said...

Hahahaha.D name looks like some kinda funny gods.Like u saying incantation.lmao

Malaysiame said...

Only one person has all this name, hahahahahaha too much na

Unknown said...

Hiss....known that long ago, so dis ain't news

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Akon dis is a joke right? Well Linda mayb every member of his family gave him a name n he's decided to bear it all... lolz

Just Julia!

Anonymous said...

I thought the Akon was fake (as in a con) because when he first came on the scene, he played up his prison stints a whole lot. Guess his parents accidently gave him a prescient name. Lol. Or maybe Akon has special meaning in his Senegalese dialect?

hotmackys said...

That sounds like incantation.

CHERRY said...

Lol only him na wa o!

Unknown said...

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Unknown said...

Lwkmdie.just like ma gf's name...Umusimiemie Agagaraga blessing. She nor dey eva answer for class.lolzzz

missliisah said...

Awww! He's my birthday mate. Funny names tho!

Unknown said...

Rotfl

Anonymous said...

Are u dt dumb...it's says dia birth place

anyeka nwa asaba said...

The reach of akon. BIG MONEY MAKING MUSIC. Happy birthday, please make sure you will have more than ten name at the end of the birth day ok man.

anyeka nwa asaba said...

Lot's of names get more haha.

Anonymous said...

Linda u r making fun of Akon, ur future husband. Continue

@ziniex said...

is this a name or a rhyme

Anonymous said...

when my brother told me, i was like huh. seeing it now, i am like oh my gosh. his name is funny.

Anonymous said...

chai na wa ooo

Anonymous said...

his full name is ALieu Badara cham,,,,, written in french as Alioune Badara thiam............... all the other nonsense in between are just Wollof Language words and dont represent any name............... Damala Bouga means I love u, or i like u...... Puru Necka means to be.......

Anonymous said...

That's is zoological nomenclature. This is the reason y i love Chinese names. All this sentential names os just 3 Chinese symbols.
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Unknown said...

Sound like Shag anthem lol. Akon done old o

Anonymous said...

Linda leave the man, na him native name. To you it might be long to pronounce, but to his people, it rolls off their tongue with ease.

Temmy said...

Na wa ooo....... Name of Life!!!!!

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