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Wednesday, 8 April 2015

The Outstanding Presidential Aide

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Why stay average when you can be outstanding? Why stay the same when you can be exceptional? Be a bombshell beauty any day any time with Shape You waist trainers and body cinchers, to flatter your figure and smoothen your curves. This is the era of change, and the new you will be sexy.

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122 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Smh

bluemagic said...

Lol,shape u @ it again

Davido's driver said...

No regard @all. Nice one tho

Dave Mide said...

LMFAO ....una no try at all with this waist killer or wetin u dey call am

Blog It With Olivia said...

Morning Anty Linda

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol. Dis advert again

obiora said...

Long hiss...Mtcheeewweeeewweeww

Esta said...

Very dry...lol

Unknown said...

Mtchewwww

Anonymous said...

Linda u and shape u are really hustling oooo... take am easy o

Unknown said...

Hehehehehehehehe immediately I saw her I knew it was Shape You advert,

Unknown said...

Chai! Linda. This shape you. Advert don reach na.

Unknown said...

Linda abeg e don do, am fucking tired of this shape u nonsense, abeg

Unknown said...

Linda abeg e don do, am fucking tired of this shape u nonsense, abeg

Detutu said...

Orishirishi... Lol, nice advert though. It caught my attention .

SANDRA said...

Bleeh

Unknown said...

Lindiway, you don carry dis your shape you campaign enter Aso Rock??? You no do well o! Why didn't you tell Mama P about it make she sef follow shine na now wey she don dey pack her belongings to go otuoke na im you know say you go carry your campaign go there. Its not fair o! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Lindiway, you don carry dis your shape you campaign enter Aso Rock??? You no do well o! Why didn't you tell Mama P about it make she sef follow shine na now wey she don dey pack her belongings to go otuoke na im you know say you go carry your campaign go there. Its not fair o! Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

Linda,how far na? Am among d winners of last week's giveaway. still waiting to get a mail from u to send my account details..tanx in anticipation

Anonymous said...

Reduce the price, you will sell. You wan use because it's Kim latex (named by you) carry people's money.

Anonymous said...

Some kind ads sef...mstchewwww

Unknown said...

Lol shape you and their adverts

Unknown said...

Ok o, we don hear

Unknown said...

Ok o, we don hear

Unknown said...

Which kian yamayama bi dis! Too dry! Abeg! By d way I don't tink GMB wld allow such dressing around him! Our first lady go drive am

Anonymous said...

Lol... Kpele Mr President.. First to comment...C-why

Unknown said...

Wow! Indeed why stay average when you can be outstanding. They even have website. Thumbs up for this.

Unknown said...

Nice Ad.

Bonita Bislam said...

Hahahaha this shape you guys got me real bad.

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Seen

Iam_Blaise said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Olodo

Anonymous said...

BUHARI OUT

Unknown said...

Increase the font or buy me magnifying glasses. Do you know that BMW dashed someone an April Fool's BMW car. It's all at naijacarlovers.blogspot.com.

Nky said...

Booking for one already.. hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Kmt.... Very funny..... Buhari and tinubu's comment about oga akinolu's comment u have refused to post to clear or diffuse the situation. But u re quick to post the one that would anger the people. E ku ise

Anonymous said...

Lol dis shape you ishh is rily workin m usin one nw buh I Ave curves already it nw makes me luk lyk Kim k all tnks to shape you

Unknown said...

Lol...nice one.

Anonymous said...

who ever came up with ths idea shuld just resign abeg, this is so lame!

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

You people can hype 4 Africa!!!

Damochedxb said...

What an illustration. From Politics to waist trainers. You go fear idea now. I dont know whether to call this creativity or a creation of someone who has smoked weed of superior quality.

Anonymous said...

Change has come let just wait and see what he can do!!#team@seybyth IN D CLUB Dropping soon!! WO NI MO KA WIRE!! DOPE SHIT!!

Anonymous said...

IT ALL ABT SHAPE U DOT COM....TOMJERRYSWIT

Anonymous said...

IT ALL ABT SHAPE U DOT COM....TOMJERRYSWIT

jslimz said...

So all of dis was abt waist trainers rubbish

Riketoke said...

I already kno wher it was leading.

Helena said...

Nice comedy.

Anonymous said...

Linda is this shape u by force? Because the way you are forcing us eeeeh, we that are men go vex begin wear am too

Anonymous said...

Lol..

Unknown said...

Linda u funny oh..LOL

Anonymous said...

This people again

Gimplex logistics said...

OMG! ShapeYou no go kee me. I no eventinkam sey na dem ooo

Anonymous said...

Onyebuchi Ememanka writes :

What is the principal interest of the Igbos in Lagos? What do we seek to achieve in our sojourn here? My
take is simple. We seek a prosperous Lagos that is economically viable, peaceful....a mini Nigeria of sorts
where all people are able to live and pursue their livelihood without let or hinderance. As a people that thrive
on commerce, Igbos want a Lagos where there are government policies that promote the growth of
commerce and business. A Lagos where government builds roads, bridges, hospitals and is generally alive
to their duties. Education is free in Lagos and our children enjoy this. No Igbo child has been sent away
from any public school in Lagos. Lagos state government pays WAEC and NECO fees for all students in
Lagos....our children enjoy this too.
What do we really want in Lagos? The truth is that we are strangers here. Lagos belongs to some people,
just like Onitsha and Aba. Let's not carry on as if this place is a no man's land. It is not. All of a sudden,
Jimi Agbaje has become an Igboman....we have adopted him as our son.....the same way we adopted
President Jonathan in the last election against our strategic interest as a people...a decision that has left us
in serious political confusion and our senators begging to be admitted into the APC.
What is the difference between Jimi Agbaje and Akinwumi Ambode? Is any of them Igbo? What is our
problem? I believe that we have a fair share here. We live in peace unlike our people in the North. I don't
think there are more Igbos in Lagos than there are in Kano, yet we live peacefully here. Yorubas are highly
politically sophisticated people and they understand that it us better for them to have a government in
Lagos that belongs to the same party as the party at the centre. Igbos cannot love Lagos more than
Yorubas. This is their land. If anything happens here now, we will all leave and return home. These people
own here...this is their home and we must respect their feelings. Every person living in Lagos wants more
federal presence in Lagos. We want a 4th mainland bridge, we want so many other things that the federal
government can do. In the years past, Lagos hasn't enjoyed much federal intervention because of political
party differences. Now they have that chance and we want to spoil it for them by being more catholic than
the pope. Let everybody vote any candidate he wants but I reject any collective Igbo move to vote against
the strategic interests of the people who own the land where we live and make our living. Lagos has been
good to our people. We have succeeded here in business and the professions.
Let's not disrespect the people of Lagos. I will not support any move that will create an impression that
Igbos are against the interest of the owners of Lagos. Nobody has murdered our people here like what we
see in the north. Lagos remains the only state in this country where Igbos hold top government positions.
Even our neighbors and brothers, Rivers State have never given us that privilege despite our huge
population and presence there. As for me, I want Lagos to progress and on Saturday, I will proudly vote for
Akinwumi Ambode.

Unknown said...

I knew its about shape you lol..

Anonymous said...

Do you have shape you for the brain. Body this and body that is realy getting boring. With the misery and poverty in this part of the world we need more brains than brawl

Anonymous said...

Geeez Linda. You get shares for this shape you?

Anonymous said...

D U L L !!!

Unknown said...

Stupid!

Unknown said...

Yeye P. A. Na so you go dress handle Buhari for Villa. Shape you ko shape you ni.

Anonymous said...

Are dis people serious??? See advert ooo! To tink I was reading sef....😏

Ms ADA..... said...

lol! am getting fed up with this AD! lol!!

Abbie said...

Nice advert strategy... But not interested.

¤Abbie says so¤

Anonymous said...

Linda, you get mind sha.
This is not GEJ where anyone can say, do, post or write anything against the presidency. Now, you even went as far as putting up an offensive joke on a Malam. Linda. My hand no dey o

Anonymous said...

I think this is an inappropriate illustration and only shows gross disregard for the office of the president!

Anonymous said...

Very dry joke. Shape you give it up already. Linda your blog visitors are so slow, tufa kwa. So they couldn't point out what was wrong with John Dumelo's picture. Blockheads, there was a woman with him in the bathroom. I hate slow people, they draw me back.

Unknown said...

The moment I started reading I knew,it was another shapeyou advert. They've got a team and are strategic/creative with their awareness. I would have gotten one if I needed it, but thankfully I don't for now and hopefully I won't. Linda, Guten Morgan.

Unknown said...

Lol,u guys are soo creative with ur advert,I like,shape you works wonders with consistent use + dieting/exercising,if u come join squats ontop na miracle

Anonymous said...

Dear shape you, really is there any level of stupidity you wouldn't reach with your adverts? You know you can have a good product and have sensible adverts, unless of course your products are just as senseless as your adverts. Stop this public display of stupidity please.

Anonymous said...

Mtshwwwwww...very DRY.....haba Aunty Linda.... u no even advice dem?

Unknown said...

The moment I started reading I knew it was another shapeyou advert. They've got a team and are strategic/creative with their awareness. I would have gotten one if I needed it, but thankfully I don't for now and hopefully I won't. Linda, Guten Morgan.

Unknown said...

Okay nah, all this advert for Shape-you

Unknown said...

But I need one oo abeg

mel20 said...

Mtcheeeeww....

Oreos said...

Fuck outta here. See me expecting something sensible

Unknown said...

Lol. Nice infomercial.

TripleC SDK BlogBoo said...

Lolz, guys own dey?

Anonymous said...

Very funny...

instantgisting said...

Una don kolo. I was enjoying the story already

Unknown said...

Mtcheeeww
Opened it,
only for me to see this shape you nonsense.

Unknown said...

Lol. I love dis advert

Anonymous said...

lol...these pples marketing is serious.

Anonymous said...

Mtcheww, your advert concept is too dry and most times childish.

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Lolz, nice advert, reduce ur price and Ʊ will get more customers..

If i were a boy said...

Very dry....

Unknown said...

Hilarious

Anonymous said...

Very inappropriate joke

Uche said...

Jesus! *shocked face* This is the height! Lmao. ShapeYou ooo. Chei Linda.

Anonymous said...

LOL............Shape you we are tired of your comics.

Unknown said...

Lol...what an ad, all 4 shape you...nice ad tho'

Unknown said...

Amezin

Unknown said...

Lol! Funny advert

Unknown said...

amezin

Unknown said...

Advert tinz.

Unknown said...

Lol! The hussle is real


Am an igbo girl

Browndelight by Queen Liz said...

How low can this get? Please what is this? Smh

Anonymous said...

Hiss

Calabar Gal said...

Shape you - una try..... welldone oh...

Happy Easter

Browndelight by Queen Liz said...

How low can this get? Please what is this? Smh

FDA said...

Na wa ooo, APC is now the new PDP, all PDP members in Ondo state are now in APC. Is this part of the change we asked for? Why are Nigerian politicians so dishonest and greedy?

Carina Kikelomo Jacob said...

Lol.. U go fear PA nah

Linaberry said...

Chai.People of d world.See advert.Lol

richy said...

funny

Anonymous said...

Rubbish! These shape u idiots are trying to hard! Don't insult our president elect biko! I'd rather hit the gym than wear this rubbish!

Unknown said...

BS!

idrizduch said...

lindodo hmmm u and dix shape you......




idoma boi said so

Unknown said...

Lol!!!!!! Lovely creative advert. If I was a lady I'd buy just cos of this

Still observing thru my Black 'n' white LG tv

macnat said...

Madam LI:-Cool Ads

IBK said...

Weldone oooo.... Lol

Unknown said...

Dry advert

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Buhari has not yet been sworn in, and He is already being used for cartoons.

Unknown said...

This your method of advert is very funny.
You really cracked me up.

Anonymous said...

Dumb!!!

Unknown said...

Abi o

Anonymous said...

Thank you and God bless you!

Anonymous said...

you people are still too expensive o.

Linda Fashion Blog said...

Na this kind carton abeg dey cause riot. Not feeling it .


Checkout lindahrisfashion.blogspot.com

NigerianStyles said...

very funny advert

http://applytojobs.blogspot.co.uk

Unknown said...

Great concept

Unknown said...

hehehehehe!! Shape You Things!

Unknown said...

Lol abegi make people's wet need am buy .check out www.dizanews.com

Unknown said...

PLEASE THIS ISN'T FUNNY ADVERTS LIKE THIS IS WHAT CAUSES RIOT....REMEMBER 2000 RIOT IN KADUNA #LINDAOBSERVE

MY TURN said...

these ads getting dumber

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