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Saturday, 21 March 2015

Woman falls in love with a tree after going through a series of heart break

After a string of disastrous relationships, this young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever had. She's planning a marriage with it even though her family thinks she's mad. Awww, what heartbreaks can do!


169 comments:

Amos Sylvanus D. said...

Na wa oooo... see me na, why u no fall for me, I no sabi disapoint

Edem victor said...

How she has sex with it is beyond me.
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Niyi Daramola said...

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wilheminna moses said...

Adonbilivit!

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Lol my dear its better for you, the tree won't cheat on you and trust it to always be there anytime you need it.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

dressingall blac said...

She is crazy

Anonymous said...

What heartbreaks can do my sister. Vote for Change #28March

Mercy Kings said...

Awww stupidity u fail or someone fails u don't remain there u get back up life moves on she is beautiful. Life u learn and young as well

Eze Ify said...

Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

Eze Ify said...

Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

Eze Ify said...

Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

Eze Ify said...

Wetin person no go hear for this world? Eh bikonu?

ijeoma ikebudu said...

Lol,u dey mad ooh...

Anonymous said...

Werey

Omoye Zenki Moye Brown said...

A tree........What will we not hear or see.....how can.....even planning marriage.....She is obviously not okay


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Alayo said...

Obviously something is wrong wif her!

nwokolo nkechi said...

Nkan nbe

Bola Bakare said...

She's crazy... No wonder the string of disastrous relationships

Anonymous said...

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OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

Dis is ise aye o, awon Iya is involved. She needs urgent n serious medical attention cos is alrdy going out of hand

Vanessa Okafor said...

Eiyah sorry

OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

Dis is ise aye o, awon Iya is involved. She needs urgent n serious medical attention cos is alrdy going out of hand

OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

Dis is ise aye o, awon Iya is involved. She needs urgent n serious medical attention cos is alrdy going out of hand

Habiba Ummi Sambo said...

Lmaoooooooo. . Dey should cut a branch from it and beat her silly wit it.. that should break her heart all over again. Rubbish! Why not fall in love with the grass? Or better still, with a river.. so u can just drown urself. See her face like a pine oak tree!

Jenny said...

Dis girl is really crazy

igwe Adaobi said...

Is not only your parents that think you're mad, I think you're mad too.

Mz Lolo... said...

Hmm! Wierd world. Hw is dat even possible?

CHRISTOPHER FORTUNE said...

This was caused by madness not heartbreak...White people problems

klasique said...

DIAGNOSIS PLS!!!

Cee speaks said...

Lols.. I'm touched. If she's happy then her business ----C21

white Berry said...

Mhen this whites are crazy big time

odobo grace said...

Na only oyimbo these things dey happen to. Na wa

Anonymous said...

Confirmed nutcase!!!

sonia agatha said...

I think dis lady is insane....

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Rotfl...... smh......

Jane said...

Smh ODE!

Ada Denis said...

Nonsense!

sonia agatha said...

She is really insane...

Ellatyra Austin said...

Too bad

Anonymous said...

because say she never cloth...oyinbo nor de know wen to tie person down...flog sense enter her head with the tree branch....

thequeenbubbles said...

They should arrange a man for her or she should come to Africa, she go find man. E no pass like dat; plenty pple r looking to have bi racial kids.

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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I just wish am that tree ryt nw..... That tree is really balling no doubt....
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Okiemute Emawhe said...

she's really mad, she need a mechanic to work on her brain

Quin flora said...

IS not enough that your defiling animals dt actually have fucking holes your defiling A Tree!!! Jeez what generation of idiots is dis!!!

Tosin Ireti said...

That's d handiwork of heartbreaking, @ times it cn even destroy sm1's life.... She should just 4gt abt being marrying t a tree nd move on wt her life, cos I blf evrytin ll b alright

Ogbodu Kingsley said...

That is madness on course.

Anonymous said...

Not a small something...
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Obinna Edih said...

Of cos she's mad! Why won't she be dumped, she's a bag of crazy emotions.!

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helen nwachukwu said...

Really mad.. Atleast d tree wnt hurt her feelings

nnenne adani said...

This is what we call NZUZU

Mahka RnR said...

Oh...chineke umu nwanyi!

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ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

This is wht I call joke of d century. She look pretty and cool. I wonder y she is having issues wit meeting "mr right".

Matter of time and b patient/consistent, she wil definitely hit d jackpot. I wish her well.

favour moyse said...

sometimes people shouldn't be allowed to do what they want

salifu ebiojo said...

Effect of loving without using ones brain. Wishing her a HML

Debbie Chelsea said...

Madness

mackie hyacinth said...

Bizarre. ..

Ngene Olivia said...

Uwa mmebi
Sex with a tree? Αи∂ its even d best she's ever had?
This is demon manifesting itself in......

olusola ojewumi said...

Go for medical care,she nids

Adebola Adenola said...

Men! Men! Men......ladies,don't let them drive u crazy....its not worth it....Linda watch!

Anonymous said...

And she z wondering y d boiz left her?...

OTTA sly chukwuebuka said...

Ladies sef, Linda observe.

Bonita Bislam said...

It Has to be madness.Yea it just has to be!

Mamus Karieren said...

She needs a shrink

Mamus Karieren said...

She needs a shrink

Henry Eze said...

She just want to be in the news, the good thing is that she achieved her aim.......majority of whites are cursed

Anonymous said...

Perverts everywhere. It use to be solely man falling in love or marrying a woman, but some retards said NO that's not enough. They started falling in love and marrying their own kind hence man marries man these days while woman marries woman also. Now they have graduated to humans marrying trees. Soon they would start marrying animals and when they are done with that one, they would start marrying their properties eg. cars, boats, houses etc and maybe thereafter they would look for their father and mentor Lucifer and marry him too. Bloody retarded beings.How low some humans have sunk.

Henry Eze said...

She just want to be in the news, the good thing is that she achieved her aim.......majority of whites are cursed

@MEETDREALEVANS said...

Wacko

kim said...

Eh yah . What a kolo case. Men see what uve caused

Patience George said...

Hahahahahaha

blackbeauty said...

Oh Chim!!! Honestly I don't know if its the canned foods white people eat or something else dat makes them all mad!!! Having sex and planning 2 marry a tree??? Like seriously??? Heart breaks can be really bad but I can never fanthom falling in love with a tree......dat serious kolomental

Oyibo said...

I'm in love with a bag of rice.

Juliet Iwuno said...

This one pass madness o! She is delusional & probably depressed. All the best to her sha. Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

This one pass madness o! She is delusional & probably depressed. All the best to her sha. Linda take note!

Kaycee said...

Best sex kwa! How does one have sex with a tree biko kwa? She's absolutely crazy

Elvis Ebuka said...

BIZZARE!!

chibaby chidiogo said...

Dis is madness..she is possessed anyways

Oluchi Lambert said...

Maybe this tree is a human being

mzshugarush said...

Ah weyrey ni eleyi na.

Anonymous said...

Westerners are super dumb. DAFUQ?

ary said...

She is utterly mad! She better go get herself a dildo or something! Crazy white people.

Anonymous said...

so sad... i wonder what enjoyment she going to derive from having s*x with the tree... chai

Maxwell Akalonu said...

who cares

Richard Afon Yinkå Ray said...

Madness

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Total madness

kelechi praise said...

Pure madness.

Rosemary Chidi said...

That's weird

ayoola rafiat said...

Strange things keep happening


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puffylee combs said...

heartbreak na wa o. some girls will just break your heart and you will have no other option but to go and join the choir in deeper life

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israel david said...

Lol...she's really sick.

Anonymous said...

Lawd, I don't want any details about how she's managing her best sex with the tree. Nope. Kindly let me mind my business. Don't tell me nothing.

Anonymous said...

Issues, how u wan enter house with d tree? She should marry Jesus jor!

Anonymous said...

Issues, how u wan enter house with d tree? She should marry Jesus jor!

switch Express said...

Lmaoo.. madam. Ya Dulling yasef there. U had better discover us nigerian men. Human beings with Tree trunks between their tighs. Plus, we'd luv u as long as u give us green card/or permanent stay. We will. Ahhhhh..anyways, Linda, we shall meet up soon, and wen we do, lunch is on me!movie tickets, on You. Take Note.

David Uche said...

oyibo people and their madness sha....

Anonymous said...

Watin we no go see for dis world!

Anonymous said...

Straight to yaba left...somebody help her.

Americannah said...

Yabsolutely!

Anonymous said...

Dis is very absurd,wonders will continue to happen!

Evo D'blunt said...

D girl totally misunderstood the concept called 'threesome'.

Anonymous said...

When dibia has taken out your brain and replaced with an earthworms'

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

What ever makes her happy, since it doesn't in anyway affect another's happiness.

Anonymous said...

Don't trust that tree. It'll give you a yeast infection. Trust me I know

Innocentia Anny said...

lol She has lost it entirely.......need to get back to her sense cos its crazy

Innocentia Anny said...

lol She has lost it entirely.......need to get back to her sense cos its crazy

Anonymous said...

NIGERIANS research paraphilia and object sexualism. It's a mental disorder.

Obianuju Amalochi said...

She is mentally sick,

Debora Chidume said...

Thats how madness starts. From clapping of hands to entering the market place. Visit deborachidume.blogspot.com

Jules Louis said...

This is madness at its peak!

LAURAAUJ KAHI said...

This is madness.

Anonymous said...

She's demented. No doubt about it

Anonymous said...

Tim is lowkey handsome tho...lowkey,if u look at him very well.

Azuh Ezechi said...

Madness at its apex. Let her come Africa, she shall see many loyal dudes hustling for oyibos to marry. Onye isi nkuka.

Omon said...

See Wetin man cause? Now she don dey crase!

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RareSpecie Z said...

I think she needs help ASAP

Anonymous said...

Aunty ireti this your grammar na Helele

Anonymous said...

Oyinbos are professional tree huggers..don't mind her, just looking for attention.

Anonymous said...

Humans are already marrying animals. I read somewhere about a woman that married her dog because she couldn't find Mr. right.

Golden Fortune said...

I have the sam though with her parents. Omo ale jati jati.

Ms Yolanda said...

She's nuts!

obimma godwin said...

linda your story today self.abeg stop posting anything bad about goodluck

obat kuat said...

yupz, How she has sex with it is beyond me

nkechi nwabueze said...

May God Have mercy on her oooo

Anonymous said...

Niyi u're a big foooool!may God help you,see the kind of link u're putting up for people to read(ways to kill your husband)!!!!humans are becoming animals!i pray ur wife(that's if u're even married)or gf(that's if u even have one)reads it!Ewuuuuu!

uche lois said...

see me see o'koro

Anonymous said...

mumu.. when u c another person seat under the tree u ll say d tree cheat on u again abi

DeeD25 said...

This is a very disturbing story! The lady needs serious help! I wonder how she fucks de tree tho! her p*ssy must be very wide and roughly stretched!

Nusitech said...

I agree with her family, I think she's mad too.

Anonymous said...

Madness.. so insecure!!

-Blisss

Anonymous said...

I hope Obama will not legalize human and Tree Marriage... Chioooo

Bibian Obunse said...

Sex with a tree???how is that even possible sef???orishirishi,nawa o!

Nad says. said...

I don't blame her for loving a tree, girl do ya thing, jare, if she love man na wahala, if she love woman, nah headache. Enj. While it last.

Anonymous said...

Wat makes u think sum mumus like her won't want to check d tree out , after so much has bn sed.. especially the s** part... May God help us

No name said...

Slivers??!

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Subomi said...

she needs some serious deliverance

Anonymous said...

lol..... she needs help

Anonymous said...

She doesn't "fuck the tree." She takes all of her clothes off and rubs her naked body against the bark of the tree until she orgasms.

Shannon said...

The fuck did this guy just say? Can someone translate?

Deedee said...

WHITE PPLE AND DIA SICK STORIES, FREAKS...

Anonymous said...

At least she won't get pregnant.

Anonymous said...

its good to ride a truck full of load may b tht can satisfy more than a tree

jual dildo said...

A tree........What will we not hear or see.....how can.....even planning marriage.....She is obviously not okay


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