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Saturday, 21 March 2015

The lady in love with a tree decribes her sexual life with it

Check out this excerpt from her interview concerning their sexual life. According to her,
"He fulfils my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it's the best I've ever had!" Read previous story here

137 comments:

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

End time things..lindaobserve

@lwkmd_naija - follow on instagram/twitter said...

She shoul be arrested for raping an innocent tree ... Lindaobserve

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Smh.... wat ever makes her happy...buhahahahaha

BONARIO NNAGS said...

E no go beta for the person that did this to you.
May God give her family the fortitude to bear this loss.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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I wanted to be that tree for just one day though....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Anonymous said...

typo error on headline correct quickly

Damolia De Best said...

She's prty much not Ok @all ...

End Time ooooooo

7F098C19 said...

OK is time she gives birth to leafs. Lol. Idi ocha . the white. Engr Emy

Maureen Uhama said...

This one don kolo ooh.

obietrezy said...

Very interesting but my advice for you is to kill yourself ni. See as you dey like tim. Onu pia kwa gi. Nnabe. Jor oh

Anonymous said...

endtimes

7F098C19 said...

They should investigate, this woman actually buried a live man underneath the tree, now the tree is grown with the spirit of the man. It sounds like, this is super story. We are nothing but pencil in the hands of the creator. Lol. Engr Emy

Winny luv said...

Ekwensu no nolu. God have mercy on her cos she is really sick.

Oluwatoyin Onigbanjo said...

Since the day a white lady married HERSELF, all these dont bother me anymore. I am shocked by this, but I ll pretend not to be.
Someone will still marry a book, TV, phone and a house. Na here we go sitdown dey see them

Anonymous said...

Isorit. No be small sexual needs.

Debbie Chelsea said...

Dis one needs serious deliverance....... She is spiritually sick

Edem victor said...

Ojebi..rubbish


OKORO UPGRADED**

salifu ebiojo said...

Werey re o

Fresh toto eater said...

I believe her

Chinenye Lorreta said...

She's sick and need help ASAP!

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sharon ichu said...

Lol! Sicko

Anonymous said...

Foolish Girl,Send her to Sambisa forest,trees plenty there... Yeye ati Iranu

El-Toro...

Anonymous said...

Foolish Girl,Send her to Sambisa forest,trees plenty there... Yeye ati Iranu

El-Toro...

Anonymous said...

Foolish Girl,Send her to Sambisa forest,trees plenty there... Yeye ati Iranu

El-Toro...

D J STELCH said...

She Well But She No Well Well Well...
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.NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

ABEE... said...

Chinekeeee....nothing person no go see for social media.... Gesss!!!

christie benjamin said...

She's so sick and need urgent help.

Azumdialu said...

Ewooooooooo! Ebee ka nne i no? O pugo kwa nu ala bu nwata nwanyi a. Keep having orgasm on the tree until it does an "evil dead rape" on you. May God have mercy on you.

Ibrahim Lawal said...

her choice

Pamela Ugochi Orji said...

Craziness in highest places

Pamscrib.blogspot.com

Ngozi Ugochukwu said...

Evil spirit's manifestation! May God deliver her!

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Dis weirdo

Martin Idam said...

I'm in love with my bathing soap.

Martin Okoye said...

dis oyibo pple are really wonderful .. and her family supports her ... Na wa o .. they had better tied her up properly before she starts giving the tree blow job ...

Alakpodia me.. said...

she is crazy or der's a spirit in dat tree dat is using her..

osaro said...

Madness

Anonymous said...

Jst cut down dt tree already... Jesus didnt die for ds o

RareSpecie Z said...

She needs help ASAP before she self destruct.

joshua james said...

Ise aye





...JOSHSAYSO...LIB...FAN

Obiora jamal said...

oya send am go Synagogue of all nations for deliverance

Dunne Psalm said...

If I hear nah so craze dey start.

Fresh toto eater said...

Attention seeking and mentally unstable

angela akadakpo said...

Ds 1 don craze 4rm small pikin mtchew!!! Can't believe I wasted mi tym 2 read ds crap.

topedo richkid said...

She is a goddess but she doesn't know

seun said...

Weird! She needs help asap.ho come her family are not helping the poor girl??? O God!

topedo richkid said...

Possessed

Anonymous said...

Confused bitch,things white people do tho

Robinson Okorie said...

Hai!

Donte james said...

Dis is oyibo madness....

Anonymous said...

Fresh Craze

Anonymous said...

Lmfao

E Rella said...

Mental case

Rellanaija.blogspot.com

ben okoro said...

R u sure she actually had any sex b4 this?
I mean a really good hot sex wit a pro? (Aunty linda u sabi wetin I mean naa. LooL)
Coz if she ever did, she won't consider doing IT wit a tree

An appeal to d guys, pls go sex her & justify this statemen that Once u go black, u never go back LooooL

Bibian Obunse said...

God forbid bad thing,she's sick...

Subomi said...

sick is sick, insane is insane

Anonymous said...

The tree cant give her AIDS. Oyibo and stupidity.

ary said...

White people are all kinds of crazy!! I bet she has splinters down her poo nanny! Crazy-crazy things white people do for attention.

Rotimi Bewaji said...

Nutcase, next Pls

CHERRY said...

Alarming tinz white people do tho, hmm she needs serious prayers!

igwe Adaobi said...

You need serious therapy.
She's still traumatised from her old relationships.
So better move on and forget tree loving, cause you need serious help.

Anonymous said...

rubbish.

Anonymous said...

rubbish..

bigbossman said...

It's a crazy world so...move ahead

Anonymous said...

Alaaa! Ala di nudi nudi Alaaa!!!

Dey better keep a close tab on her nau b4 she picks a gun, walks into a mall or school n starts firing at will... Madness

Ada mara mma said...

I can't stop laughing at d comment "she should be arrested for raping an innocent tree"

woman said...

She is sick....it's not everybody that dresses well that is sane..

Allanah Philomina said...

Amen! She's clearly gone gaga

Anonymous said...

Tim got that good dick yeah? Good for her!

iyke cindy said...

Hian.......love makin/fallin in love gone wrong....

efere erere said...

Did anyone notice dt she refers 2 d tree as "him"?. Its obvious ders anoda negative influence dt surrounds dt tree. She's so possessed ni. Sex wt smeone or smtin dt is nt in "Adam's 4m" I min 4 a lady is EVIL oooooo. So its so clear she trapd unto smtin dt she barely evn undstnds its negativity. I pity ha.

Oyindamola Akerele said...

She needs help.. Serious one for that matter, and I hope she gets it before its too late. Wonders shall never end!

Anonymous said...

Mental case

Dadulcie said...

This one don go o!!! .. See what freedom has caused"" even her family is ok wid it" eni to se iru eleyi fun e o da ooo !!!

ayoola rafiat said...

Whalahi

...My name is simple CALL ME KYKE...

ayoola rafiat said...

Dear God!!! this lady!!! Needs!!! Ur help!!!

...My name is simple CALL ME KYKE...

Etheal Okpa said...

Madness!

Anonymous said...

#want

Teemah Salau said...

Wats end time about ddis now?

Anonymous said...

Ur on point!!! More handsome trees sef

Juliet Iwuno said...

Strange things are happening all around us nowadays, a good time to reevaluate our lives. Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

Strange things are happening all around us nowadays, a good time to reevaluate our lives. Linda take note!

Juliet Iwuno said...

Strange things are happening all around us nowadays, a good time to reevaluate our lives. Linda take note!

PRETTY GIRL said...

One word#MADNESS

Mesky said...

Hahaha

modupe Elendu said...

Delusional hallucination

Mesky said...

The parents shld cut down the tree abeg

edo copers gist said...

Konji na bastard

Redote Abah said...

She's possessed really

ROYAL PRIESTHOOD said...

Dis is d peak of madness@d level of b delude thinking it's reality. She better re-trace her steps and come back to reality.

blessyn adaji said...

Craze woman

israel david said...

Lol....She's not normal..

sandra chinenye said...

Chai. the girl is possess

Claris David said...

When love happens ! Wish you tie the knot soon.

Anonymous said...

Wetin sweet pass dick? Nothing ooooooo. My hubby knows ooooooo

Ofou Paul said...

BONA craze comes in different forms expecially oyinbo craze, people nor dey quick sabi say na craze till she bite or kill person lollll

damola alaga said...

Loooool...

OGUNDIRAN OYINDAMOLA said...

She's seriously sick

tochukwu okoli said...

She is possessed that's all. Needs deliverance

igbokwe clara said...

This girl really need help n prayer. God pls help her bcos she don't know what she is doing

Anonymous said...

I guess the tree is phtosynthesizing her..roll eyes.

PATALEX said...

MADNESS

Mayocis said...

She'd get a better sensation cheating on "Tim" with a cactus (Let's call it eeeem Phil).

amarachi chukuw said...

NA she sabi...

tamara splash said...

She needs to visit TB joshua cos she's sick in d head

aisha musa said...

Wonders shall never seize!

The inspector General of the Nigerian Police, has warned Nigerians to cast their votes and leave the polling area, immediately, so that law and order can be maintained.

Professor Jega and APC are saying the opposite, encouraging people to mill around polling booths after voting, which will spark off serious disturbances, fights and complete breakdown of law and order.

This can lead to security issues, whereby the Police and security agencies will be forced to maintain law and order, immediately.

Nigerians, do not be misled by the selfish ambitions of others or be allowed to be used as their electoral thugs or even cannon fodder.

Kindly be advised to follow the security instructions of the inspector General of Police of Nigeria, abide by the laws, leave the polling booth after voting at once and do not for any reason get involved in any illegal electoral act, criminal matter or violent acts.

Complaints will be treated by the relevant agencies, electoral tribunals and the courts of law, and not by milling around polling booths to cause illegal disturbances, criminal acts of announcing parallel results or illegal acts of treason like forming a parallel Government.

Election tribunals and the courts of the land are the only institutions vested with the constitutional powers to deal with electoral issues.

Nigerians be warned, to not follow the misadvise of those who seem to want to cause electoral instability, insecurity, violence and even what may lead to treasonable acts.

God bless Nigeria!!!

#king KingOfKings #6God said...

Lmaooo I agree with u son..arrest her for raping the tree..

olubukola bakare said...

Mental case

Anonymous said...

YA'LL MUCH 2 MUCH WIT DA COMMENTS OOO!!! LOL CRAZY FUN LOVE MY AFRO BELLA PEPS!!!

Jules Louis said...

This lady is sick. How poSsible is this nonsense. Only a mad person communicates and interact with non living things. Hian!

dami llionaire said...

Na so madness dey start small small....

chinwe uba said...

Though dis Is morally wrong but I feel dat is better for dis Oyibos to marry themselves(as in a woman marring herself) or a tree instead of dating guys dat will break their hearts.

sharon juliet said...

White ppl are so insane, tree kwa na wa ooo

Optimal goal said...

Wetin pesin no go hear for this world.na wao. What kind of madness is dis?

theresa urateh said...

Lol....

prettiyz said...

Mental alert

Anonymous said...

LOLZ.... Bonario eh! You really are crazy!

jummai michael said...

Oloriburuku le leyii ooo....

Chidinma Grace said...

Kolomental

joy ben said...

phsycho

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!! You just really had to tell us you where a wankster #gbochaluncha

Anonymous said...

Shes needs deliverance. Shes in bondage with a spirit being attached to that tree, and guess what , her family understands with her.

ann patrick said...

Lol....wonders shall never end

Ethel Okoh said...

My brother I say Amen to that

Franklin Tobechi said...

Dx lady needs deliverance!

Queen Osado said...

Demon posses

udezeobumneme@gmail.com said...

Weird

Olive Lo said...

Laughter..... She is magical and spiritual at d same period. Pls proceed!

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hidden beauty said...

She really needs deliverance

Benita Benish said...

Nawa ooooo

SWILL MARTIN said...

Mke sge go synagogue oooo d demon go vanish mcheeeeeew she is possed!

August Girlie said...

Ewoooooooo.....sad story.......#sobs

Anonymous said...

That's the biggest lie you've ever told.

MY TURN said...

@ bONARIO LOL

Anonymous said...

THE WORLD IS GETTING CRAZIER BY THE DAY. IT WAS FIRST GAY RIGHTS AND BESTIALITY NOW HAVING SEX WITH A TREE.

THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IS OVER OBSESSION WITH SEX!

AND THE DEVIL IS MAKING EVERYONE BELIEVE THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THIS EARTH IS SEX!

IT SOUNDS FUNNY BUT THIS IS SICKENING!

Ade Olasengbe said...

Evil spirit is living in her......hiss.....crazy

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